...I joined this site about 2 years ago and nothing until now *_*

anyway...

thank you 'Evil Chocolate of Doom' who is my co-writer (...and practicly wrote the whole thing ^^;)

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i will only say this once since it will save me time instead of writing it up every time

I DO NOT OWN -MAN! i never have and never will, much to my misfortune T_T

Chapter One: When you go into the graveyard tonight~

"It was a dark and stormy night when two epic heroes proceeded to the final stage of their epically awesome quest. Only the best of the best, the bravest of the bravest could withstand the epicness that was thrust upon them in order to go forth and prove to the unbeliever-"

*Whack*

*Jingle*

"Ouch! What the fuck man?" a tall man with a jester's hat was rubbing in head while pouting at his red headed attacker.

"Dude, I'm all for setting the scene, but that was going too far! And you're wasting all the camera battery,"

"Killjoy," the jester flashed his torch at his partner in crime, causing the red head's one eye to squint shut.

Turning his face way from his annoying friend, the red head turned to cemetery gates, noticing just how creepy they were at night. Suppressing a shudder, he turned to the jester, "The camera good to go?"

"Check. You got the ectoplasmic ghost hunting net, Lavi?"

"Check. Ghost bait?"

"Check. Torches and batteries?"

"Check. Pervert detector?"

"He he he, yep,"

Lavi rolled his eyes, "is it really necessary?"

"Damn strait it is! Are you willing to disregard the lovely Lenalee's selfless, unknown contribution to our epically awesome quest?" The jester smirked twirling a pair of lacy panties on his finger.

Lavi chocked, his eyes widening in horror "For the love of all that is holy! Do you have any idea what Kanda's gonna do to you? Daisya you are a dead man walking!"

"Totally worth it!" another perverted giggle

"You need to get laid," the one eye man deadpanned, "Though at least we know they work," Shaking his head at Daisya's obliviousness to his imminent death, Lavi grabbed his friends arm and dragged him towards the creepy ass gate.

"Damn it Lavi, I'm cold, hungry and this place is freaky, can't we come back once its daylight?" Daisya whined, shivering. Lavi sighed at the jester, trying to ignore the pale gravestones and the dark mausoleums, praying that they only found ghosts not vampires and zombies.

"Look, we've both known Kanda for years; we have plenty of dirt on him! To traumatize him all it would take would be going home and ringing Tiedol!"

Lavi froze in his search for one of the illusive ghosts and started at Daisya in shock, "You did not just say that! How could you, Daisya Barry, a foster son of Froi Tiedol, even suggest that you inflict him on us as well as Kanda! You know what happens when one of us invite him over? How could the great prankster, who holds to this day, the record of most detentions served at high school, who has spend the greater part of his existence tormenting the human iceberg called Yuu? How could you just let him get away with mocking us because he refuses to believe that we may be right?

Flashback XP

"For the last time, stupid rabbit!" an angry, feminine looking man with long dark hair leapt to his feet, his girlfriend's nail file clenched in threateningly in his fist, "There is no such thing as ghosts!"

Poking his head up over the coffee table he'd hidden behind, Daisya couldn't resist jabbing at his foster brother, "Hey, baKanda, is it safe for someone of your delicate features and long glossy hair to carry a nail file? Most people already think you're a girl, the rest think you cross-dress in your spare time..."

Lavi snickered "Fem-face"

Kanda Yuu's eyebrow twitched, his teeth ground together, his nostrils flared, the nail file rose up...

"DIE!"

"We're off to find a ghost for you Yuu!" Lavi shouted over his soulder as he fled the enraged pretty boy.

Daisya patted is butt and made kissing noises before running for his life.

End flashback

It was while Daisya was enduring Lavi's nagging when he spotted something pale and human-shape on a hill bare of everything but a dead tree, a grave and a ghost.

"L-Lavi. Ghost," the jester pointed behind the red, who swirled around, anger forgotten.

"Whoa! Got the camera on?" Daisya nodded. "Good, follow me," Lavi quickly made his way up towards the top of the hill, the two of them dodging down behind gravestones and belly crawling upwards.

Lavi was crouched a two meters away from the little ghost huddled in front of a tombstone reading 'Mana Walker', the ectoplasmic net held at the ready. Daisya was a few feet behind him with the camera at never leaving the spectre.

Lavi paused, steadying himself, before lunging at the unsuspecting ghost, the net quickly entangling the creature who let out a frightened wail. Scooping the bundle up, Lavi couldn't help but bounce in place. Finally proof that ghost exist. Suck that Yuu!

The successful hunters shared a triumphant grin, wallowing in their success, when the spirit let out another wail and started to struggle just as a small limb fell from the tree. Daisya Barry and Lavi Bookman ran full pelt from the cemetery, the ghost's cries accompanying them the whole way out.

Title came from the fact that 'Evil chocolate of doom' had 'teddy bears picnic' stuck in her head (dunno how, she just did)

...then we ended up making our own version! =D

"When you go into the graveyard tonight, your in for a big surprise

when you go into the graveyard tonight, your not gonna believe your eyes

for every ghost there ever was

you better hide for sure because

tonights the night two idiots will come to catch you~!"

...if anyone ask's, yes we do run on stupidity XD