Name: Shezz (not my actual name but that's what i like to be called =P)

Age: 18

Country: Australia (Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi!!!)

I'm just your typical Anime/manga fan who also enjoys wester cartoons.

I also love action and comedy movies, music, fanfiction, games, sports and drawing

I wont say I'll be the weirdest person you've met but I certainly ain't normal

Evil Chocolate of doom- Cross Marian (Master)- because of her debts and was planing to ditch them on me! and ABUSE! ;A;

Shezzalenko- Allen Walker (Idiot Apprentice)- since we eat alot (and some how not fat 0.o) and having the unfortunate fate of living next door to Master XD

Loki.0.o- Timcanpy-...we needed a Timcanpy =P...we also plan to duct tape a video camera to her head!

Youtube - Youtube.com/user/Shezzalenko/feed

Tumblr -

deviantArt -

Random Quotes

OMG these taste like Peanut butter! Sophie during Art class (while eating peanuts

QUICKLY! we must run at the speed of a thousand gazelles!

I was running at the speed of a thousand gazells, where were you? - Janet and Sarah (oh how i miss you guys T_T)

Hey, are you wearing misscury? Sophie (was meant to say mascara)

Hey Forget, what are we doing in maths today?

….Vollyball? Us and out PE teacher

Do you know what it’s saying?

Not a clue

Sounds like…..’Don’t fuck my cat' Me and Evil chocolate of doom (or donteatrazorblades on deviantArt) trying to figure out what my Roy Mustang geshapod is saying (it speaks in japanese)

Get off….OWW my dip

hears wrong* HAHAHA Holly has a dick! School (fyi she was meant to say hip but somehow ended up saying dip)

sigh*

What’s wrong?

It’s just been a rather dreary day….

Congratulations! Your vocabulary just went up!

Shut up! In the change rooms before PE

I hate you. We are no longer friends you bitches. You should be glad that I'm not charging rent!!1!

LMAO - Me, Bindy and Emma who were waiting for Ella to get home from work and put butter on her door knob while we were having a D.Gray-man marathon.

running in the rain* WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF THE DESERT! School

Did you clean your room?

Yes

Did you put your dirty clothes in the laundry?

Yes!

Did you clean the lounge room?

ENOUGH WOMAN! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MY MOTHER?!...don’t answer that me and mum

Hey Georgie!

Yeah?

Nostrils

EWWWW! Drama

I don’t know if Jesus was born yet, but this castle has a lot of bricks! - Deb

OK can someone tell me what hormone the adrenals creates?

…ZUCCHINI! Me in Science

I was in your clock last night, eating some cheese! sign we put into a broken clock in the classroom

OMG! BELINDA! WHY IS HE BLEEDING BLOOD?! me while watching Kuroshituji (was meant to say ‘crying blood’)

Okay every one, when I say your name, give me a 4 letter word…..Daniel

CAT!!!!

...Dan, if anyone ask's...i was never your english teacherEnglish class

Snakes on a plane

Bears on a train

Ducks on a bus

Goat on a boat! yr 6 camp

My room was 'L' shaped, my bed was on the 'L' part Evil Chocolate of doom

Gungungungungungun GRENADE! Random moment in class

Fell the sting!, tss

Feel the burn,WHT CHHHH!

Feel the wrath, WRATH!

Feel the giraffe, REEEEEEEEEWWWW! Random moment at school

Now put a P in wenus

Wepus?

Wenip! Megan and Georgie

You should remove the child porn off your laptop

KUROSHITSUJI IS NOT CHILD PORN!

High fives*

That's it! we're not facebook friends any more Me, Loki.0.o and Evil Chocolate Of Doom (Loki.0.o is very protective of Kuroshitsuji XD)

Tribute to Sophie

Tune of I wish I Was A Punk Rocker.

CHORUS

Oh, Sophie wishes she was a smart person, who didn’t have blond moments.

Like the time she said the waters wet and the oval smelt like grass.

She was born a year late into a world of geniuses.

Oh, Sophie wishes she was a smart person who didn’t have blonde moments.

VERSE 1

When the Deep Heat smelt like blue, and everybody looked at you.

When you couldn’t find Australia cos the map was upside down.

When your Oreo had chocolate cream, you let out a little scream,

But to only find the biscuit was meant to be that way.

CHORUS

Oh, Sophie wishes she was a smart person, who didn’t have blond moments.

Like the time she said the waters wet and the oval smelt like grass.

She was born a year late into a world of geniuses.

Oh, Sophie wishes she was a smart person who didn’t have blonde moments.

VERSE 2

When you were sitting on the bus, you were moved up the front and made a fuss.

You knew there were wheels up the front but you weren’t sure about the back.

Marijuana came on screen a palm tree’s what you thought you’d seen.

And Australian Eastern Standard Time was just a misspelt east.

CHORUS

Oh, Sophie wishes she was a smart person, who didn’t have blond moments.

Like the time she said the waters wet and the oval smelt like grass.

She was born a year late into a world of geniuses.

Oh, Sophie wishes she was a smart person who didn’t have blonde moments.

VERSE 3

When you hacked at Sharkey’s vice, he looked at you and gave some advice.

He said if you do that again you’ll be on the broom.

You broke the computers in year 8, we called on Dave and now he’s our mate

And a picture of a too can was in fact a can tou.

CHORUS

Oh, Sophie wishes she was a smart person, who didn’t have blond moments.

Like the time she said the waters wet and the oval smelt like grass.

She was born a year late into a world of geniuses.

Oh, Sophie wishes she was a smart person who didn’t have blonde moments.

She was born a year late into a world of geniuses

Oh, Sophie wishes she was a smart person who didn’t have blonde moments Me and Rosie (took a while to finish)

Why should I cut myself when I can cut others? Me while playing Pokemon Black (I was using 'cut')...dunno why i said it

It looks like a Hungarian something

... Don't you mean a St Bernard?

That's the one! Me and Evil chocolate of doom, discussing the appearance of a Stoutland (Pokemon.)

Dont worry, i'll become Irish so i can wear a Kilt! Sophie (...we really do worry about that girl sometimes)

hmmm...let me think...you have to say Eggplant in every sentence!

Several Minutes later

Eggplant...WHY EGGPLANT?! At Ella's 21st while playing Kings Cup, i killed the word eggplant for everyone XD

I swear, N is a rapist, i bet he'll rape you

nah! you'll be fine, i'd be more concerned about your pokemon Me and Ella playing Pokemon Black and White (i dont hate N, i think he's creepy but he's like a puppy...a man-child puppy)

"Shut up Brendan, you white haired freak. At least I look normal... well actually I look like a chicken!" Ella playing Pokemon Ruby

Now i just need to think of a name for it

Call it Fraklin!

No! I am not naming it after your stupid bird...or was it a turtle? Ella and me

That is an awesome reason to drink Powsome! Ella (was meant to say Poison)

I wonder who invented swags, their bloody legends!

Burge and Will?

Nah I’m pretty sure it was a jolly old swages-man first Megan and Georgie

Awkward turtle

Sexual tension jellyfish

Inappropriate emu

...CHICKEN! Hanna, Dillon, Sheree and Sophie

Hey Dora, can i please get a bottle of water, my leakbottle dranked in my bagMe, my drinkbottle leaked in my bag and i didn't have much water left D:

I just ate a piece of paper and now I'm hungry - Ella

Ella, I'm thirsty, got anything to drink?

I've got some coolant in the backseat, but its a little toxious - Ella and me, creating new words "TOXIOUS" a combination of Toxic and Nauseous

Fancy house, fancy house, crap shack, fancy house - Me describing my friends holiday house (it's the crap shack...thank god it's almost done with renovation, it's gonna be awesome!)

OHH YAY KABABS!

you're weird, their chicken sticks!

uhh, Soph...their kababs

no their chicken sticks

what about the ones with beef?

Beef chicken sticks, duh Me and Sophie

okay, now can anyone tell me how to get a tampon out if the string breaks?

Dig it out with a spoon? but use a metal one coz a plastic one might break! Sheree in Health back in yr 6

I swear if i find anyone who goes 'KAWAII DESU!' at Manifest, I'm gonna lose it like Badou without his cigerets and the police is probably gonna book me

Yeah, probably for swearing Me and Ella

Hey Bindy, it his name pronounced 'Tie-to' or 'Tee-to'?

Umm, i think it's 'Tay-to'

IT'S POTATO! :D Me and Bindy discussing how you pronounce Teito's (from 07-Ghost...i've only just learned that it's 'Tay-to') name. Ella contributed to the convosation

Hey Bindy

yeah?

POTATO!

HE'S NOT A POTATO! Me and Ella abusing Bindy about the Teito thing XD he is forever called potato

THE ADVENTURES OF SHINY CROTCH AND NIPPLE FLAME! Ella when we talked about a guy at Manifest (he's cosplay was really shiny!) and GoDevilDante's (on Deviantart) Blue SEXorcist picture

Hey Steppa?

Yeah?

PIANO MAN!

GAHRGH ENOUGH WITH THE PIANO MAN! Me bagging out my Art teacher after the 'Piano man' incident XD

insert argument-

hehe, she's gonna stab you in your sleep

woah! ok stop drawing that, it's making you morbid

OK :D Me and my art teacher after he had an argument with one of the other students XD he told me to stop what i was working on and draw something else even more morbid

We are the might GeelongCollingwoodGoalCoastWesternBulldogBlues Tackles after the 2011 AFL Grand Final...he couldn't remember what team he goes for XD

Oh hey Shezz...do you have a blood nose?

yeah, i've been having them like 9 times a day for the whole week, dunno why

Jeeze, how much yaoi have you been reading?

THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE! Me and Bindy, no joke though, I had that many blood noses for the whole week, still dunno what caused it 0_o

Maybe I should take my Herlock Sholmes dvd back Me having a derp moment