Current status: homework is killing me

ABOUT MY PEN NAME

Am I a falconer? NO

Do I want to be one? YES

Will I ever move my lazy butt and actually become one? NO

Is 54 a special number to me? NO

Does it sound cool with falconer? YES

Birth: sometime between creation of Earth and the present

Hometown: Somewhere in the world

Birthday- sometime between January 1st and December 31st

Interests:

Reading, drawing, reading, writing, reading. Oh, and did I mention reading? I also like Legos. I also do martial arts. (more specifically, muay thai, its from Thailand) and love to ski.

Most likely to find in my notebooks: random doodles when i should be taking notes...

Genres I generally write- angst, hurt/comfort, humor

Genres I do not generally write

-Romance

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, HyperactivleyBored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria, animaluvr3, AutobotGirl6, Sherlock109, Princess Jewel, falconer54

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Repost this if you wish you were the one who recorded the voice mail...

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (wow- defrost something frozen!?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (and heating does WHAT to something?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (oh yes, children can drive if they do not have this medication.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." ( where else can i use it?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." ( very descriptive)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That would be why I bought it)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat."

On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (But its dirty!)

A New Zealand insect spray: "Not tested on animals."

A VCR box says: "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (Um... How do i watch it?)

A can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."

A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

A popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire." (Isn't that the point?)

A rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Thank you, I'm not blind)

A baby stroller: "Remove child before folding." (Oh, so that's why it's not folding!)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." ( oh, i thought they had a force field)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack: "Remove plastic before eating." (But that adds the extra flavor)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! =D

PLANNED FICS:

Crossovers

(“You told the Captain and Mr. Spock!?” Idina Marrel’s accusation rang through his quarters. “We had agreed that we would keep our magic a secret unless we had no choice.”

“And I had none!” McCoy snapped back. “We were in a Romulan Brig on a ship heading away from the Enterprise at warp speed. What was I supposed to do?”

“Obliviate them afterwards!” David Clark exclaimed.

“I was suffering from magical exhaustion and it is unclear if a Vulcan can actually be obliviated.”

“The fact remains that you betrayed our secret, Dr. McCoy,” Idina said calmly, but McCoy could tell that the anger was intense beneath her mask.

“They only know that two other magicals are on the ship. The only magical they know the identity of is myself.”

“And if the Captain figures out our identities, who knows what will happen?” David bellowed.

“Jim would not betray one of his crew!” McCoy leapt to the defense of his friend.

“He would not betray you; you are his friend,” David spat out. “I didn’t think my family would betray me either, but when I got my letter they disowned me!”

“David-" warned Idina.

“Choose your side, Doctor!” hissed David, drawing his wand. “Us, or them?” His curse hit McCoy’s hastily erected shield. David apparated out of the room with a crack.

Idina looked at him levelly before she, too, apparated away.

McCoy sighed, then reached for some firewhiskey. “Why do I have to choose?” he whispered.)

Harry Potter

“Vhat?” the other man snapped, turning around before his eyes narrowed.

“I… may I borrow Mr. Krum?” Dumbledore asked, seeming to hesitate.

“Vhy? Is it something to do vith the tournament?” the Death Eater asked.

“No. I need his seeker skills,” the aged wizard replied, smoothing a wrinkle in his bright purple robes.

“Vhy?” asked the Durmstrang Headmaster.

“It’s actually quite embarrassing, but Madame Hooch ordered a shipment of ten golden snitches for next year. Unfortunately, we got a thousand instead, and they escaped and are now scattered all over the grounds. I was going to ask Mr. Krum to help… ah … collect them.”

The Durmstrang Headmaster went to a window, saw the glint of the sun off a snitch, and promptly banged his head against the wall.)

...As you can tell, I have too many ideas and not enough time to write them

PLEASE, POR FAVOR, ETC, Read and REVIEW! (is anybody still reading this?)

Proud member of the Baker Street Unconventionals. Who said we had to let the Irregular boys have all the fun? If you want to know more about the unofficial feminine force, feel free to ask the founder, OneDarkandStormyNight. If you're already a member, add your name and paste this to your profile.
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