DWDuckhide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Smallville, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Angel, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Torchwood, Green Lantern, and Avengers. Favorite authors: Spider Robinson, Christopher Stasheff, Harry Harrison, Jim Butcher, Neil Gaiman and P. N. Elrod Favorite television: Doctor Who, Torchwood, Buffy, Angel, Smallville, Stargate SG-1, Bones, Dexter, and I've recently started watching Big Bang Theory. It's nice being able to laugh at jokes that make you think. Favorite book of all time: Callahan's Crosstime Salloon, by Spider Robinson. I recently entered the wild world of self publishing independant novels. My real name is Patrick Mallard and my new book is on Amazon. |
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Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 3008 - Favs: 4,844 - Follows: 4,816 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6483 - Favs: 12,587 - Follows: 8,875 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Mass Spectrometers and Sonic Screwdrivers by legendofthefox reviews
The tenth Doctor meets Abby and the rest of the NCIS team. A close friendship with Abby and aliens soon follow
Crossover - Doctor Who & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,522 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Abby S.
Cause and Effect by apAidan reviews
It's the fall of 1998, after the Final Battle, and the Golden Trio has returned to Hogwarts. And it's just like old times, almost. Luna decides that something needs to be done before they do a rerun on Harry&Hermione's 6th year. HHr. Chapters 4,6,7 edits
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,298 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Questionable Reality by secooper87 reviews
The CSI Las Vegas team investigates a double homicide in which things are never what they seem. What is real? What is fabricated? And who is this Doctor who keeps leaving them "clues"?
Crossover - Doctor Who & CSI - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,395 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sara S. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 12,073 - Follows: 4,920 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 1,985 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 7,681 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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House of El reviews
The House of El rises again as Lois and Clark finally realize how much they truly love each other. As the new couple begin navigating their new life together, a threat from beyond the stars focuses on Earth to end the threat of the House of El forever.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,086 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/30 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L., Kara/Supergirl, Diana/Wonder Woman
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,456 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 4,259 - Follows: 5,312 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter, the Chosen One reviews
After Harry follows Sirius through the Veil of Death, the two of them are thrust through time and space to a point long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Under the training of Yoda and Ahsoka Tano, Harry will learn the skills he needs to fulfill his destiny as the Chosen One, and defeat a dark lord back on Earth.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015
Avengers in Sunnydale reviews
After Tony Stark learned that his older sister, Joyce, had passed away, he traveled to Sunnydale to meet his nieces. That's when things really got interesting.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,044 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 8/29/2012
The Doctors and the Keys reviews
Dawn becomes critically ill when the magic binding her in human form starts to degrade. Lucky for her, two Doctors come to her rescue and join forces to find the one thing that can cure her, the Key of Time. This is the fourth story in "The Doctor's Faith" series starting with "The Doctor's Faith Healing".
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,860 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Faith L., 10th Doctor
River of Magic, Hermione's Song Book 2 reviews
With the knowledge of who Voldemort really is, The Doctor and Hermione recruit old friends to help with the destruction of the Horcruxes.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,971 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Song reviews
The Doctor finds Melody Pond in a world he is unprepared for, the world of magic at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,154 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
Eternal Memories reviews
Two heroes face the devastation left behind after 9/11/2001.
Crossover - Angel & Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Angel, Jack H. - Complete
The Doctor's Faith Healing reviews
The Powers That Be recognize that the First is too strong for Buffy and the gang and send for help from another power. A sentimental, romantic blue box delivers the Lonely God to Sunnydale so he can face off with the First once again.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,685 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Faith L., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Angel's Voice reviews
The Doctor challenges Illyria for the fate of Fred's body and soul. The Devil Prince Sweet is called in to be the judge. Song-fic / Musical. Third story in "The Doctor's Faith" series.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,316 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
In Darkest Night reviews
Buffy gets help in fighting the First Evil in the form of an Amazon Princess as well as the newest Green Lantern for Sector 2814, William "Spike" Pratt.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,633 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Spike
The Angel Has the Phone Box reviews
After a misunderstanding with the TARDIS, the Doctor agrees to help Angel and Co. in some problems at Wolfram & Hart. 2nd in the Doctor's Faith series.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,940 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - 10th Doctor, Faith - Complete
Jon Hart, Not a Vampire reviews
A wonky Vortex manipulator lands John Hart in Sunnydale, CA. A case of mistaken identity leads to some odd encounters for John and Spike.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - John H. - Complete
Captain Jack Comes to Smallville reviews
Set after season 8 of Smallville and "Children of Earth" for Torchwood. A certain captain returns to Earth to help out the fledgling heroes, because like he says, " The 21st Century is when everything changes."
Crossover - Smallville & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,260 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Chloe S., Jack H. - Complete
