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5-18-12

Hey everyone! I haven't updated my profile or stories in a while, I think a couple years, so now I am. I have shortened my profile and added/edited some stuff.

My writing style has changed and my inspiration has been gone for a while, so I will not be completeing my stories. Shorty24's story is written for many more chapters but I have no time lately to type them up.

I am a fan of Harry Potter, Star Wars, Danny Phantom, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Covert Affairs, Alex Rider, Lord of the Rings, W.I.T.C.H, Inuyasha, Supernatural, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Boondock Saints, Sons of Anarcy, Jason Bourne, Avengers(2012), Charmed, and many others I am obsessed over.

I have a Homepage that has all the Information about my stories you would ever want to know. If I missed a peice of information you want. PM me and I will send you your desired info. And put that Info on the page.

Here is the Twilight Choice Awards link! Nominating stories is now over.

The Twilight Choice Award Winners and Nominee information is easier to find if you click on my Homepage, but you can also go to their oficial web site and find the same information, but it takes more time.

I can not take credit for some of the things on my page. I got them from the profile of Braveheartx3 and many, many others. Braveheartx3 if you ever come to my page I owe you my Thanks and another Thanks for letting me/telling me that if I had done this or didn't believe in this to post it on my page. So I did :D !! If anyone wants the complete version go to Braveheartx3's profile. I only put some of it on here. Enjoy! 13stars

Here are some really good stories you should check out.

Dusk Written by Shorty24, a friend of mine that has no account, so we used her account name for other things and put it on my account.

Harry Potter Stories

A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold (Complete)

When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.

Changes in a Time of War by Miranda Flairgold (Complete)

Sequel A Second Chance at Life. Harry is training in bloodmagic/necromancy, he is becoming a basilisk with a thunderbird's soul, there's a plague in europe, demons are about to invade Earth, and Voldemort needs to die. Fae, vampires, new magics and school.

A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold (IN-Progress)

Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.

Miranda Flairgold is an extremely talented writer. She can blend many ideas into the perfect story. Miranda if you stumble across my page, then may I tell you that If you ever publish a book, I WILL read it without hesitation, and spread the word.

Take the time to read them, you won't be disappointed!

Books I've read...

The Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer 4 books

Harry Potter Series By J.K. Rowling 7 books

The Anne of Green Gables Series by L.M. Montgomery 7 books

Songs of Eirren Series by Edith Pattou 2 books 3rd in progress

The Pendragon Series 10 books(so far, i think there are more though... anyone know?)

East by Edith Pattou 1 book

Uglies Trilogy 3 books(haven't read the fourth book yet)

Lord of the Rings 3 books

The Girl who Owned a City 1 book

The Series of Unfortunate Events 13 books

Host by Stephenie Meyer 1 book

The Wolves of Willowbury 1 book

Tuck Everlasting 1 book I believe

Chronicles of Narnia (Read most of them.. don't remember how many there are...)

Nancy Drew series (No idea how many I've read)

Romeo and Juliet

Night by Elie Wiesel

Animal Farm

Of Mice and Men

Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

A Seperate Peace

Dead Witch Walking by Kim Harrison (I'm trying to buy the rest of the series)

And Many Many More...

Things To Ponder:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is? (I know the answer to this one, it would be too heavy to fly.)

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark? (Doesn't have a speed, it chased the light out and is now everywhere0

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what idiot came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? (What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? They should put them somewhere else.)

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Why are cellar doors made out of wood? How will that help if a Tornado comes?

-If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this into your profile (When i'm writing)

-Tasers are fun. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-If you have ever screamed for no reason in a public place and people stared at you, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever laughed while you were drinking and it shot out of your nose, which made you laugh even harder instead of being embarassed, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever SLAPPED someone or have been SLAPPED by one of your friends because you were feaking out over some stupid thing, then copy and paste this into your profile(I did both. My friend was freakin out about a presentation, so I slapped her to calm her. It didn't work like the movies... she just glared at me, and my other friend dared me to slap one of our friends in the face. So, I did.)

-If you have ever tripped over a bench with a row of cute guys looking at you, then copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever jumped out of a box on April Fools Day as a prank, and made the person you were pranking, fall on the ground clutching their heart and gasping for air but couldn't get enough of it, copy and paste this into your profile(Try it! It is funny and worth it, in my opinion the best April Fools prank ever! If you try it send me a message with their reacion! :P)

-If you have ever frozen a bowl of water with a spoon in it and poured cereal on top for a Friend or Family members breakfast on April Fools Day, then ate it as a popsicle, or know somebody who has, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever dared someone to snort peper or salt up their nose, knowing that it would give them a sinus infection, copy and paste this on your profile

- If you have ever done a dare, copy and paste this on your profile

-If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

-If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

-If your friends are always trying to tell you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile. ( When I do that my friends slap or throw somtin' at me...)

-If you have ever gone 'Tile Skiing', copy and paste this on your profile( Try it! If you don't know what it is then message me and i'll give you an explanation and instructions! )

-There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and paste it in your profile

-A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls ...
...are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

SPOILER!!

"If you value my sanity, do not say that you are fine." Edward

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

Ahem:

'' Maybe it means there is something wrong with my head'' Bella

He chuckles '' I always knew there was something wrong with your head'' Jacob

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

SPOILER!!

"I'm just afraid I'll fall asleep at the alter and then Edward will make his escape." Bella

"I'll throw my bouquet at you when it gets close." Alice

Annoying things to do in an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

TOP 8 REASONS WHY INSANITY IS AWESOME:

1. You're never alone. You can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the street.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes always fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all."

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would you keep looking after you find it?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Learn from your parents mistakes - Use birth control

If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your 3 best friends. If it's not one of them...it's you.(Its Me!)

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just jumped off a bridge...damn, I'm gonna miss your sorry ass.

Wierd Labels...

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! : "..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (The shoplifter special)?

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

98 percent of teens would have an mental breakdown if someone told them they were freaks, if your part of the 2 percent who would say "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this to your profile

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.

R.I.P. Daddys Little Cannibal

Here is a sign to all, do not drink and drive, you are not only putting yourself at risk, but those around you as well. Daddys Little Cannibal was killed in a drunk driving accident when another driver was drunk and collided with her, she was a wonderful writer who is and always will be missed by all. Don't drink and drive!