Ross had his life planned out: university then enlist in the army. Anything really get to away from Cornwall and all it meant to be a Poldark there only to find himself right back where he started five years later with his life in ruins. He accepts a position teaching history at the Truro School and settles into monotony that is until a pretty redheaded librarian comes along.

After Mr. Bennet's untimely death and the cruel and unhappy marriages of Mrs. Bennet and Jane, Elizabeth is determined that wedding bells will never be her fate. So when Mr. Darcy makes an offer of marriage, she responds with an offer of her own - to be his mistress, but not his wife. Angst, HEA, some explicit content. NOT ABANDONED, JUST WORKING ON OTHER STUFF FOR A BIT.

Naruto is injured whilst trying to defend Jiraiya, and is swept away by the river. As death seems to be near, he is flung into a Hidden village where he is saved from drowning by someone as special as he is.

Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.

In which Bella is confident, cheerful and striving for a happy (second) life. Cullen Clan, meet little Miss Positivity. (Self Insert)

Because of course Sasuke's response to learning time-travel is possible is to try going back just that little bit further. And overshooting the runway. By a lot. The ancestors may be giving him hell, but at least he's got Naruto with him. (Female Naruto)

It all started with a smell. That had been what made Shikamaru take notice of Naruto. Some things about the 'boy' just didn't add up and the more Shikamaru thought about it the more he began to wonder what Naruto wasn't telling people, and, if Shikamaru was correct, why was Naruto hiding it in the first place? The genius just hoped he was right otherwise things could get awkward!

Naru was a small town girl, an aspiring actress and a painter. Gaara was a lead singer in famous band. What happens if their worlds collide? Hinata was Naru's best friend - a photographer. Sasuke is the bassist. GaaxFemNaru HinaxSasu KibaxIno KakaxIru SakuraBashing

Haruko Maito was a ballerina in her last life and finds herself as a ninja in her new one. No, she doesn't understand the connection either. She also doesn't understand why she's alive - if she's even alive in the first place - but she figures that she might as well have a bit of fun for as long as she's stuck on this disastrous ride. SI/OC as Gai's twin.

Naruto remains face down on the ground. It's what she deserves. "I'm sorry time-travel isn't a smooth ride. I'll try to do better next time," she snarks, words muffled by both the ground and the mass of hair. It is with a defeated half-groan that Sasuke accepts his lot in life. (Female Naruto)

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

What would have happened if Elizabeth understood Mr. Darcy better before the proposal and was in fact fully expecting it. She was an intelligent woman, and without an excessive amount of prejudice, she could have worked it out. Let us see what happens when she FULLY understands the gentleman, in all his particulars, BEFORE the proposal.

COMPLETE. Tobirama inwardly cursed the fact that Hashirama had sent him out with Madara of all people. Because that little shit of a poison specialist they just fought had gotten Tobirama with what he recognized as sex pollen. (MadaTobi, SLASH, oneshot)

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

"I'm having your baby," she says. "Not that it's any of your business." fem!Harry/Gellert very VERY AU of crawlersout

Ever wonder how Mr. Darcy survived a decade of being targeted by every matchmaking mother in England? He had to participate in society, so how did he pull it off? Imagine he laboriously worked out a system to keep himself safe and followed it rigidly. (Short vignette, on the silly side)

Mr. Darcy receives some shocking news from Miss Bennet at the Netherfield ball, then asks for and receives some tactical advice (Dialogue Only Vignette)

Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel

When Elizabeth inherits 10000 pounds a year, she finds herself the object of unwanted attention, even from the odious Mr Darcy who had previously declared her 'not handsome enough to tempt him'. As per her godfather's request, she joins her aunt Sempronia in London, to be introduced to the Ton.

起死回生 (kishi kaisei) Literally: To wake from death and return to life. Meaning: To come out of a desperate situation and make a complete return in one sudden burst. Loosely based on Silver Queen's 'Dreaming of Sunshine'. Follows events until Chap 95, then diverges from canon. Gaara/Shikako. All credit goes to the wonderful Silver Queen. [COMPLETE]

It all happens at a private meal. All signs indicate that one moment Rhaegar had been sitting beside them. Then, the next moment, he was gone. Is gone. There's no sign of the Prince of Dragonstone and Arthur feels his heart drop. (Female Harry Potter)

It turns out that, despite six thousand years of unresolved sexual tension, Aziraphale and Crowley aren't actually any good at having sex.

Post-ep quickies for seasons 7 and 8. Most recent: Hound & Arya heading down to King's Landing post S8E4, arguing about meat.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

The first time it happened, Kakashi would swear it was an accident. In fact, he might even go so far as to deny it even occurred in the first place. He definitely did not lock lips with his student, not at all, not ever. He wouldn't, for regardless of his inner perverseness, he prided himself on being proper and respectful. He was Hatake Kakashi, after all.

Naruto isn't sure when it starts, Kakashi has no idea what he's doing, and other people can't mind their own business, but eventually everyone agrees it was kind of inevitable. Kakashi/fem!Naruto. A drabble experiment of sorts.

Fem!Naruto is adopted by Konoha's Torture and Interrogation Force. What starts out as a bad idea changes the world for the better. Features dark comedy and some blood and gore. There will eventually be Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke, if anyone doesn't like that ship I'd advise against reading this.

In a land of fairy tales and wonders... Lord Darcy is in love with Elizabeth Bennet, even when all the oracles in the land tell him that he should marry another. But she doesn't want him, and Lord Darcy's love only grows more desperate... (Complete, and now with an alternative ending! I changed the rating to Mature for this part of the story.)

Aoba had always known that missions of any rank with Nara Shikako would involve confusion and terror, but reporting to the Hokage to give his mission report about the S-Rank he was given 11 months in the future is weird even by Team Seven standards. SI-OC, Dreaming of Sunshine AU

Lyarra Snow had not expected a hand extended in kindness to be remembered. Now there was a lion knight loitering around the Wolfswood asking for her hand in marriage. "Why, Jory? Why can't any of my daughters have normal suitors?" fem!Jon, Jaime x Jon, Sansa x Domeric (side pairing)

A plea to the Albion Magicks for guidance the day before the Triwizard First Task seemed like a good idea in theory. How it resulted in the soaked and shivering form of a near-dead Regulus Black, Holly hadn't a clue. Maybe she was to use him as dragon bait? fem!Harry, Regulus x Harry, Neville x Hermione

Darcy's life is changed forever on his 'Grand Tour' when he meets a strange count in Eastern Europe. After being mortally wounded rescuing Georgiana from Wickham's wicked wiles, Darcy retreats to Hertfordshire to hide his swift recovery. Fatally attracted to Elizabeth Bennet at the Assembly, he declares her 'not handsome enough to tempt him' but he knows this is far from the truth.

Before Antony and Cleopatra, another Queen of Egypt lived, loved and died. Rebel, genius, spymaster, murderess. The story of Arsinoe IV - or how Baldwin de Clermont met his match. There will be strong language, violence, and sex.

In a world where soul marks are reparations from one House to another, Jaime Lannister cannot, for the life of him, understand why his family was punished on House Stark's behalf. Or where the Kingslayer finds redemption in a Targaryen Princess but neither are aware of that little fact. Soul Marks AU, fem!Jon, slowly-redeemed!Jaime, not-drunk-enough-for-this!Tyrion, Jaime x Lyarra

[Fanfiction of murkybluematter's The Rigel Black Chronicles] Life in the Lower Alleys has always been precarious. Given enough time, the unthinkable becomes inevitable.

Lizzy Bennett has been turned into a frog by a warlock. Only a True Love's Kiss can make her human again. Darcy kisses her, it works. So? End of the tale, right? Not with these two…

Elizabeth Bennet reacts to the Hunsford Proposal in an entirely unexpected way, with the help of several friends from Meryton.

Naruto Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto

Gendry has a fascination with the snow beyond the wall.

The women of the Uzumaki Clan are living chakra batteries that can heal their comrades with a single bite. So there should be no better person for a bloody and battered Shisui Uchiha to stumble across than Naruto Uzumaki, right? Unfortunately, he didn't take the Kyuubi and its addictive chakra into account… fem!Naruto, Shisui x Naruto

Haruno Sakura used to think the eyes were the windows to the soul, but after witnessing the horrors of the Sharingan firsthand, she's convinced they are the doors. ItaSaku. Nonmass. Rated T (subject to change)

He's never really given it much thought, because she's always smirking or rolling her eyes or snapping at him, but she's kind of beautiful. Detective AU, based on a prompt sent in by JuliaJuliaJulia. One-shot. ShikaTema

Because Shisui wanted her and really the alcohol was only the perfect excuse. ShiSaku. Rated M for adult themes.

"Don't lie to him" Shikamaru felt the need to say, "He's observant". Ino felt her nose rumple in disbelief. "Is he?" she frowned, wondering if the Nara was joking. "Since when?" "Since always." He paused. "Especially with things that catch his interest."

The knight's supposed to save the princess from the dragon but here, the princess is a dragon, the knight is a bookish lord, and the greatest threat is either the old lady in the blue wimple or the honorable warden with the Ice sword. Because no one thought a second Stark girl would be kidnapped for marriage or that the sensible Willas Tyrell would be the one to kidnap her. fem!Jon

A forced marriage story. With a colorful twist.

There's a monster in Minato's head, curled around his soul.

A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.

She just needed a place to escape to. And he left his door opened. KisaSaku. Tattoo shop AU. Fluff. Oneshot.

It is hard not to notice his hands. (Gaby/Illya)

COMPLETE. Master of Death? Less a title of power and more of a job description. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)

Bingo Book Entries (and more!) for characters from Silver Queen's excellent Dreaming of Sunshine

Elizabeth Bennet is NOT surprised by a proposal in Hunsford, because she receives Fair Warning of the impending disaster from an unexpected source and she shall know how to act.

This is a fanfic of a fanfic, written in the world of Silver Queen's Dreaming of Sunshine: Naruto has returned from his travels with Jiraiya with a few new jutsu, a crush on Shikako Nara, and no skill whatsoever in hiding his feelings. More intent on taking down their enemies, Shikako just hopes Naruto comes to his senses soon.

Authorized Posting! A chance encounter early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes. His goal is different and so are his methods. The world looks very different with the Puppeteer of Konoha plucking the Strings

Fanfiction of murkybluematter's The Pureblood Pretense series (the Rigel Black Chronicles). A collection of the moments in which various characters discover or realize the ruse, and their reactions.

In a moment of grief-stricken madness, Catelyn Stark attempts to murder her husband's bastard. Yet her entire worldview shatters when Lyarra Snow refuses to burn. fem!Jon, Lyarra x Robb

Naruto is not ageing gracefully anymore. He's bored. So why not go back in time and make things easier for himself as a kid? Unfortunately, the ninja back then are weaker than he remembers.

Alice Cullen has been having strange visions for the last 18 years. The family, although confused at the situation, soon became attached to the girl they watched grow up. That was, until the visions suddenly stopped. Worried but with no way of helping the girl, they continued on with their lives. That was, until Hari Potter moved to Forks, Washington and secrets came out to play.

Waking up in the body of her teenage self, Ryuko had no idea what was going on. What she did know was that this time she would save Senketsu.

Run away with me. Let's find a home for cripples, bastards and broken things. There's so many wonders in the world and I want to find them with you. Run away with me, Lyarra Snow. (When Tyrion Lannister meets a shivering, frostbitten girl with milkglass eyes, he knows he's found home). fem!Jon, blind!Jon, Comfort Fic

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

In their line of work, each day was as unpredictable and uncertain as the next, and while Sakura had come accustomed to not knowing what the day ahead would hold for her, she had never expected her evening to end like this. KakaSaku. Modern AU. Police AU. Rated T for violence.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

Jon didn't like his new chambers at Dragonstone.

A 7x03 fic-lette! Spoiler alert! After making his suggestions to Daenerys about allowing the King in the North to mine the Dragonglass, Tyrion Lannister chooses to add some more food for thought, and a veiled suggestion to go with it... (Jon Snow is only being referenced. No actual Jon Snow presence in this little drabble. Sorry.)

Jon and Sansa have been leaving together for seven months and they're great friends. Best friends. Even if Jon is completely in love with her. Not that he's about to tell her. He isn't. Then Ed Sheeran came and ruined Jon's life. Or: Sansa loves "Shape of You", Jon just loves her shape.

Really, how much can small things affect the world? Little things like the colour of someone's hair? Their Mentor? Maybe... their date of birth?

On the eve of war, a young Lieutenant is faced with duties he cannot back down from, and an adventure that will change his life – and the fate of China – forever. Follow the story of Li Shang through his perspective of the events of "Mulan."

"Naruto, you're dressed like a girl," a horrified Kakashi said hoarsely. Naruto snorted. "Of course I am. I'm a girl, Kakashi sensei, or have that slipped past your observations all these years?" In which Naruto starts to dress like a girl, causing Kakashi to have a heart attack and minor breakdown. [fem!Naruto x Kakashi] -multiple oneshots

Vampire venom has a way of eating through human memories. Having lived one life and remembered another before being turned, it's no surprise Lucy has a bit of a problem trying to remain focused. Self Insert DISCONTINUED

In a world where Rhaegar Targaryen won the Battle of the Trident and gained the daughter he had wished for, four sisters regularly meet. Arianne Martell, Rhaenys Stark, Visenya Tyrell, and Margaery Targaryen all want to maintain the peace after all. fem!Jon, Targaryen!Jon, Crack

After the misunderstanding at the inn and hot spring, Shikamaru comes to a rather belated realisation about a certain Suna kunoichi. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]

"Um sensei, are you actually my blind date?" she timidly asked. "It appears so," Kakashi deadpan. "Um, right." Came the awkward reply. "So, what are we going to do today?" In which Naruto and Kakashi joyously pranked the people who thought it was a good idea to set them up on a blind date. [fem!Naruto x Kakashi] -oneshot

(Drabble) Fitzwilliam Darcy finds himself in a very compromised position after the Netherfield ball. This is a very short drabble I wrote while I was a little jet-lagged. It just appeared in my head and I had to write it.

Alternatywne zakończenie finału 1 sezonu, potrójne drabble.

A little slice of the life from the vampire & Master of Death couple that is Harry and Jasper Whitlock. (Female Harry, sequel fic)

Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.

Years pass by from the Battle of the Trident, and within the Red Keep, Cersei Lannister discovers a secret room, a room filled with the late Prince's poetry. Poetry that explains just why the last name a dying Prince breathed was neither that of his wife or a shewolf. Female Harry Potter

Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.

Facing eternity and threatened with only a human's lifespan to spend with the one he loves, Jasper Whitlock begins his investigation to understand just why vampire venom does not work upon the lovely Hariel Potter. Sequel to 'you woke the lion up' Female Harry Potter

Tenten became emotional when she drank. It opened her up enough to let her tell the world what she was really thinking…and feeling. At the time, Hinata had been immensely grateful for the chink in Tenten's armor. Now, she could only resent the entire matter, because like it or not, they'd put themselves in a rather obscure situation because of it.

Travelling through England and attempting to adjust to this 'vegetarian diet' that Peter had heard about, Jasper Whitlock comes across a pretty girl abandoned in the woods with far more despair than should be appropriate. And really, as a Southern Gentleman, he can hardly leave her on her lonesome, can he? Female Harry Potter

"and what will you do to my arse if I don't - OW, NOT THE EAR"

Cicatrize: To heal by scar formation. They understood each other in a way no else did, bonded by the monsters within but while she had thrived, a beacon of light and hope, he had become a monster. She taught him to be better. He wanted her but knew he could never have her. [Gaara x femNaruto] [Complete][Post-last chapter]

Madara didn't understand how a girl nearly two decades his junior could have so effectively branded herself across his soul. MadaSaku

Faced with a choice between employing Umbridge and employing a man who technically didn't even apply for the position and wasn't even a wizard in the first place, Dumbledore chooses the option of Not Umbridge. During his Fifth year, Harry is confronted with a Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor who doesn't want to hurt or kill him, but might anyways when he destroys the school.

The boy was from a foreign village, had just threatened to kill his own siblings, and didn't even look at her twice, but there was something screaming inside Naruto Uzumaki to not let him walk away. "W-wait," she called out, catching an indifferent teal gaze, "Who are you?" fem!Naruto, GaaNaru

In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru

Temari was a harsh, clever woman, but she loved for simple reasons. [NaruTema]

After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem

A series of interconnected fics set in an AU where the elemental countries are modern nation-states locked into an uneasy regional standoff. Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, and others meet at summer camp as children and later fight to improve their world.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.

"...Maybe things could have been different." Super short drabbles, long rambles and the ever-present question of what if and what could have been. 3 sentence ficlets, short and sweet (most of the time).

When Darcy seeks permission to marry Elizabeth, something happens in the library that leaves Darcy smiling but Mr. Bennet very upset. What could it be? And what do trees have to do with it? Missing scene.

"Dreaming of Sunshine" AU(s). In Which Someone Attempts to Kidnap Shikamaru And Fails Utterly. Chapters 1-3:The Futures that Result When Orochimaru Adopts, Afterward. Chapters 4-6: The Futures that Result When Danzo Adopts, Afterward.

Shikamaru always knew that he would marry a girl from another village. When he is twelve, he finds out that her name is Naruto. When he is sixteen, Naruto comes to Konoha. ShikaFemNaru, ArrangedMarriage!AU, Rated M for chapters to come

In the city of Honnou, zombies run amok. People have learned to live with the notion and have even been able to live peacefully, for the most part, as the undesirables are dealt with Her Ladyship's academy of fighters daily. Ryuko Matio is one such student among the body of combat trained teens and thinks nothing about the threat so long as her adopted family is alive and happy.

Having determined Miss Elizabeth Bennet of Hertfordshire to be an entirely unsuitable bride for him, Mr. Darcy resolves to find the woman he admires an acceptable husband of high station. Unfortunately, no one manages to reach his high standards for Elizabeth. Darcy x Elizabeth

An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

Sasuke recognized his new sensei as the only man outside of the Uchiha Clan to bear a Sharingan. He did not take it well.

Minato decides to rant about the utterly horrifying, completely improper, and (most likely) emotionally abusive relationship his daughter shares with her teammate, Sasuke Uchiha. Iruka tries to get the Hokage to deal with his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru Companion piece to Fugaku's Laments (An Ideal World Fic)

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Shino and Tenten are sent on an undercover rescue mission to the infamous red light district of Kurohara, but there's more to the mission than meets the eye. What secrets lie beneath the decadence of the wealthy town? The answer may change them forever. Romance, action, and intrigue await those who look underneath the underneath. shino/tenten-the rating is for adult themes!

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

Harry/Grindelwald And love, he does not say, fingering a jewelry box in his pocket. To be fair, he doesn't expect to get very far with it. But maybe one of these days she'll actually take him up on his offer. AU set in the already AU crawlersout fem!Harry world

AU, diverges early. What if Elsa and Anna's parents had understood what the trolls really meant about Elsa's power?

Women stay at home, men go out to fight. Those ideals are the foundations of which all Madara's understanding of the female sex stand upon. Then, Namikaze Naruto comes blitzing into his life and ruins it. FemNaruto (a little smut present)

At the last moment, Mito chooses to bind the Kyuubi to her rather than sealing it within herself. Decades later, Kushina takes up her burden, and finds that maybe it isn't such a burden after all.

Hidden Cloud has a habit of 'acquiring' new bloodlines by kidnapping promising kunoichi. Shikako Nara does not approve. Fanfiction of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen. PROBABLY COMPLETE! MAYBE!

Female only teams would improve the selfesteem of all involved, right? Well, that's what Sakura thought at least. But when she finds herself in charge of one, she learns that her esteem isn't in trouble, it's her sanity. Alternate Reality

The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?

The five times Madara met the Golden Ghost, and one time he met Naruto. FemNaruto

COMPLETE. Wherein Ginny thinks Heidi needs to get laid, Hermione make so many charts, Lily wants grandbabies, the romantic prospects sometimes verge on the horrifying, and James Potter just wants to know what's so wrong with Heidi joining a convent! Heidi never knew husband-hunting could be so perilous. (Fem!Harry/Theo, Potters-live-AU, oneshot)

WIP. Alice Lily Potter survived the war, but not unchanged. Pursued by those who regard her new prophetic ability as a valuable resource, and aren't willing to take 'no' for an answer, Alice makes a difficult choice which sends her tumbling into the unknown. There, she finds a whole new world to explore… and love just waiting to be found. Fem!Harry(aka Alice)/Jasper.

When his friend Bingley drags the beautiful and elusive Will Darcy out for his birthday, he expects a quiet meal out of the spotlight and nothing more. But when they end up at an underground cabaret club, the sensual woman on stage well and truly steals his spotlight, amongst other things, and Will's world is about to be rocked. Less naive, more adult P&P. MA - sex, BDSM & swearing

Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.

Naruto's been able to see ghosts since the end of the war. Or more accurately, just the one ghost. Uchiha Itachi's shade just won't leave her alone. And worse, he's growing on her. Eventual ItachixNaruto FemNaruto

Because it's kind of a given that it took someone literally magical to really catch and hold Kakashi's interest. KakashixFemHarry

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

"I assure you Hokage-sama, I am NOT the Dragon Warrior, no matter what Gai's crazy turtle says!" Tenten is the chosen one. Both she and Neji vehemently object. Alternate histories, universe-bending realities, and one teashop girl, standing in front of a homicidal fate-obsessed boy, just asking him not to kill her. Tenten x Evil!Neji. Quite the AU

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

AU, fifth and final in main Dangerverse. Harry Potter is Marauder-trained and Warrior-chosen. When he stands united with his Pack and Pride, evil has no chance, but Lord Voldemort is a past master of dividing and conquering... Years Six and Seven, story COMPLETE!

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Dr. Bennet, Lady Catherine's personal physician, has brought his family to live in the shadow of Rosings park to benefit from the attentions of his patroness. Headstrong Elizabeth seems to thwart the great lady at every turn, but for the sake of Anne, Elizabeth is forgiven–until she refuses to turn her back on Mr. Darcy.

In which Aburame Shino is the moth and Uzumaki Naruto is the flame. Female!Naruto.

Jane Austen AU: Her wit exhilarates him. His lack of propriety astonishes her. All that stands between them is a ballroom, a proposal, and their pride.

He brushed her hair out of her eyes and patted her head. "If you're sad, you don't have to keep it in. I'm right here for you, Ryuuko-chan." He kissed her goodnight as a child and he would gladly do it again after all these years.

She gazed languidly at the night sky, her fingers entangling themselves in his feathery soft hair. His wide back was warm against the biting evening cold, his steps sure and steady as he carried her through the quiet streets. A short and sweet drabble about a couple strolling home and enjoying their evening together.

For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.

The problem with all her previous bodyguards is that they're incompetent and Ryuko isn't expecting this one to be any different. Except he is.

Sometimes, in the middle of the night, Sanageyama Uzu would lie awake in bed and simply think.

'Happily Ever After' doesn't mean things are easy and perfect forever. Tenten figures that would be so boring anyway. Tenten. Shino. Life as newlywed shinobi under the shadow of a new threat.

Ten/Rose hooker AU. John and Rose are best mates who like to talk shop, but that's all there is between them. Really.

Kiryuin Satsuki supposes, if it has to be anyone, it might as well be Sanageyama who gets to date her little sister.

They were origami roses. She claimed that it was because real roses die.

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

There was a moment of hesitation. Aikuro was aware of it. All he had to do was pull the trigger, and yet, he faltered. ONESHOT. Implied!MikisugiRyuko.

KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto

A look into the dynamics maintained between Aikuro and Ryuuko.

Shino knew that anyone he picked for this mission would hate him for all eternity, so he picked someone who already did. Me no own.

Tenten's path crosses Shino's as she prepares to take another mission with him. Me no own. Last chapter is up! Complete!

"Why is it, Miss Fisher, that whenever I accompany you to the theatre, somebody ends up dead on the stage?" Phryne and Jack investigate the murder of a cardsharp stagehand. But solving this case may cost both of them more than they had anticipated. Two chapters added to wrap up the crime thread.

Since her father, Admiral Thomas Bennet's retirement from the the Navy, Elizabeth has learned she cannot trust the men of the Ton. Can she trust Fitzwilliam Darcy to protect her from the wilds of Derbyshire ?

Shikamaru finds out his mom is back on the active roster and accepting missions. His dad personally hand-picked her new training partner and Shikamaru can't object to having her around. ShikaXTen Me no own.

Hermione/Loki. When Loki is finally captured by the Avengers, the Ministry is asked to get involved to ensure he remains captured, and Hermione happens to be the witch they send to do the job.

Human!AU Rose Tyler is a dancer/singer at a Burlesque club. John Smith takes on a job as their lights technician. "Every time I get near you it's like my vocal chords are stretched to their absolute limit, and talking will break them." One Shot.

What would you do for a shot at your best friend, the coldest, most ignorant man on the face of the planet? First, make a fool out of yourself. Second, seek help. Third, fall in love with someone else.

What if Darcy hadn't said, "She is tolerable." What if instead he had said...

The Doctor and Rose Tyler with their daemons in the TARDIS. As it should be. (A fusion-type crossover of Doctor Who and His Dark Materials.)

What if Elizabeth had a special talent that made her feel even more apt at forming opinions about people? What if even this special gift couldn't help her figure out the mysterious Darcy? Modern P&P with supernatural twist.

Every time she saved him, she dissolved into nothing and disappeared. It just got harder after he knew who she was. AU in which Rose scattered herself as Bad Wolf across the Doctor's timeline and saved his life hundreds of times before he even met her.

A young, up-and-coming general, Aburame Shino is a symbol of Japan's rapid modernization, always putting his family and country first. But upon meeting a woman embodying the beauty of the dying Chinese spirit, he must choose between duty and the pursuit of happiness.

"You're such a heartwarmer, and you're sooo kind, and you're soo strong and silent -" "Shut up, Kushina." It was all the fan girls' fault that Kushina had to go out with Minato. Only to save his sorry ass. Oneshot

Neji Hyuuga wraca do domu. Co tam zastanie? Konwencja przyszłościowa, niby-kanoniczna. Moje osobiste wyobrażenie przyszłości. NejiTen. Oneshort.

TGIF Series. A compilation of short stories about Team Gai. Updated, incidentally, on Fridays. Stories 9 & 10: Family and fanaticism

The fact that he'd have to marry for political reasons was something Prince Gendry had accepted long ago, and the way he saw it, Arya Stark was someone he could come to at least like, which was more than he'd hoped for.

Ch 2: If Kushina were a guy, and a gay guy at that, she would have gotten an instant boner, hard as the Shodai Hokage's revered Mokuton jutsu. That was the only way to adequately express how she was feeling at the moment, as she stared, unable to tear her eyes away from Minato. When you combine the Yellow Flash and the Red Hot Habanero, orange sparks will fly. MinaKushi. Oneshots.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

What's a little nudity between friends?

It's not that Tenten hates flying. In fact, she kind of likes it. Especially when she gets free cocktails. Especially when she's sitting next to a handsome stranger. Especially when she gets to talk to him. This is going to be good. — Neji, Tenten. AU.

After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

The Doctor and Rose finally make it to the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire, but trouble, naturally, is not far behind.

Throughout all the ages of the world, he still loved her. Loves her. Will love her. A timey-wimey story of red bicycles, ivory dresses, and cracks in the universe. Written for Challenge 94 at the then theres us LJ community

Sometimes people surprise you and remind you that all you know is not all there is to know, that things will not always be what you expect them to be. Set after the war.

Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.

Having worked with New Scotland Yard for a year, imagine the team's surprise when they find out the incomparable Sherlock Holmes has an actual boyfriend? Can you even imagine the freakish, alien, weirdo he must be to put up with Sherlock all the time?

What do you do when his forever didn't end up being yours? Eventual reunion fic, I am bad at summaries. Now Complete.

When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON

Final chapter up now: The Doctor makes good on his promise to be romantic for once, and after sorting out an alien dispute like they do best, he and Rose have a nice three course meal whilst watching the stars, and he finally gives her her birthday gift.

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

If you were to ask Hashirama how he felt, he'd say he was happy. If you were to ask Madara, he'd say his feet were cold and Hashirama's head was cutting off circulation to his arm. But on the other hand, it was a nice bed. HashiMada. Pure fluff. Oneshot.

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

He never gave that bucket a second thought until years later... Doctor/Rose, naturally. With a little timey-wimeyness for good measure: chapter 2 stars Eleven...so this is technically sort of a sequel to 'Hard To Forget' x

Lee's constantly pulling Tenten into group hugs since Neji never joins in. She'd always thought it was harmless, until she found herself squashed together with the Kazekage. Gaaten.

Who knew a simple haircut could be so intimate? ShinoTen

The mission to Wave goes a little bit differently when Naruto encounters a relative from his mother's side of the family that nobody knew he had. Chapters will be roughly drabble length or maybe a little longer.

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

In which Shikamaru learns the perils of being a teenage boy in the presence of a clueless girl. Shikaten.

Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.

On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.

Crackfic. Valentine's turns out to be Team Gai's favorite time of the year, as Lee and Tenten bond together to awaken the couples of the Naruto world to the wonders of love and youth, while Neji is initially content to watch the entertainment unfold. Nejitenlee friendship/love.

“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...

ShinoTen. A collection of Shino/Tenten oneshots of various ratings. Features Drunk!Shino, crack, AU, citrus, and KibaHina, GaaSaku, HidaTema and ShikaIno subpairings. See inside for more details.

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

A Regency set, Pride and Prejudice AU. What if Darcy and Elizabeth met under entirely different circumstance? Naturally, "The course of true love does not run smooth" but I hope it runs interestingly. My first attempt at Austen fic. *ALL* Comment welcome.

HidaTema result of RP . A series of emails between Akatsuki Community College tech Hidan and student Temari. AU, crack, humour. Rated for STRONG LANGUAGE. See inside for more details.

During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG

What if Rose had been with the Doctor when he met the Family? And what if they went to Rose's time, instead of 1913? And what if the Chameleon Arch didn't take away his memories? T overall, but M for chapter 4.

After reigning for decades as Kages in their respective villages, Naruto and Gaara return back in time to their six year old selves. Challenge: who can win over their village and become the leader before the other?

Complete Iruka's had a long day with parents and rants to Kakashi on what's necessary to teach.

Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.

Some things work differently for Time Lords, Rose finds. Sometime post Fear Her.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Series of vignettes describing Kakashi's courtship of Sakura. Fluff, lemons in later chapters.

Tenten is given a special assignment.... to get in touch with her feminine side. Whatever will happen to our favourite weapons mistress? Especially with Ino giving her a helping hand..... [Nejiten]

He wonders what it must be like to be the giver and not the receiver, the healer and not the resigned patient. It’s been years since he’s had to wonder if he has cold hands. HayatexSakura oneshot, rated for content.

The Doctor gets sick ... and more incoherant than usual. What's Rose to do?

KakaSaku. How does one hardened shinobi transition to a point in life where he’s ready to accept change? Will consist of eleven shorts

There were some things he would never admit to anyone, and the number of times he had almost kissed Elizabeth Bennet was one of those things. Oneshot. Darcyfic. Part of a series.

Tenten and Hinata struggle against themselves in order to find love, acceptance, and true happiness. Yuri. Tenten X Hinata. Now Complete

Snapshots of three young shinobi. In another time and place, this would be magic.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Of course 'because I love her' isn't enough. Harry/Hermione.