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 Author has written 24 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and Twilight. Hello my name is Slex. You can bother me on slexenskee (.) tumblr (.) com. I'm under the same pen name and I'm (semi) okay at checking that. The better option is to find me on twitter, also under the same pen name of slexenskee. I make all my artwork myself, yes! (Except for the Twilight/Harry Potter one) All my artwork can be found on my website spacesmuggler (.) wix (.) com / arts If you're looking for the additional crawlersout universe stuff, you can find it at spacesmuggler (.) wix (.) com / slexenskee Under Affelaye/crawlersout. This site is in beta so a lot of the pages are unfinished/unlinked. |
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Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4924 - Favs: 6,408 - Follows: 6,386 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
October by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 198,485 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 4,210 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Lily Evans P.]
Force Bond 4: Jedi by KittandChips reviews
AU. Fourth in a series where Luke has been raised by Vader on Coruscant. Luke is caught between his loyalty and love for the man who raised him, and his desire not to become a Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,924 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Force Bond 1: Orphan by KittandChips reviews
AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,383 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Root of All Evil Is Love by Crystia reviews
Tom Riddle is certain that Harry Potter loved him before the potion's fiasco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,605 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 2,398 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/16/2015 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Meant To Be by phoenixmaiden13 reviews
One Night of passion leads to drastic consequences that changes the war completely. Harry must go into hiding to protect himself and his most guarded secret. But will that secret bring Harry and Tom together? Only if it is Meant to Be. M/M - TRHP - RAPE - MPREG - OOC - (DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 146,984 - Reviews: 3304 - Favs: 5,829 - Follows: 6,817 - Updated: 12/31/2019 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dragonrend by Myrielle reviews
Because there was a deeper, darker version of Dragonrend… Now Alduin must learn to live again, not as a devourer of worlds, but as a man.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 375,042 - Reviews: 2131 - Favs: 2,341 - Follows: 2,298 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 2/25/2012 - [Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
The Sparrowkeet Series by audreyii-fic reviews
Ba Sing Se has fallen and Katara has been captured by the Fire Nation; a more adult take on the potential progression of S3. AU series of interconnected one-shots. Zutara. Rated for lemons and general darkness.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,475 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 1,624 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Naruto disappeared. Minato found him (12 years too late). Gritty modern AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 251,961 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Minato N. - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 8429 - Favs: 9,941 - Follows: 5,039 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Voldemort, Harry P.] Lily Evans P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 484,412 - Reviews: 4525 - Favs: 8,731 - Follows: 8,417 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
reverse by black.k.kat reviews
To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 79 - Words: 413,133 - Reviews: 5140 - Favs: 4,723 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Kyuubi/Kurama, Kakashi H.] Naruto U. - Complete
True Chosen by SwallowingInk reviews
There was never a "boy-who-lived." Instead there were twin brothers, born into a dark legacy. One is hailed as chosen, the Heir of Slytherin; the other tries to escape certain death at his father's hands. But is it really certain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,812 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Voldemort
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 6,840 - Follows: 7,010 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Professor Strife by Basilton reviews
For once, Cloud has his life sorted out. Going from delivery boy to travelling healer in the post-Meteor world, he finally has peace. When Denzel travels back through time, he has to leave it all behind to help his son in the world he thought he escaped. But taking Hojo's job? That was an accident. Mostly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 111,112 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 2,003 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 3/9/2017 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F., Denzel
Dreamyard by VeltPunch reviews
Hikaru had forsaken the Go world years ago, finding her dreams purposeless without Sai. Years later when she returns as a different person, it is her young son Sai who's dreams return to the Go world. femHikaru
Hikaru no Go - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,761 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Hikaru S., K. Yeong-ha
Making Arrangements by CrownsofLaurels reviews
It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 202,710 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 5,453 - Follows: 3,733 - Updated: 3/5/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Under the Milky Way by Kelun reviews
Everything came together to make the boy in the newspapers into the boy waiting on the rooftop with windy hair and cloudy eyes. Kaito expected Conan Edogawa, but found Shinichi Kudo. / slash/mpreg/
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,877 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/22/2016 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
House of Snakes by FlitterFlutterFly reviews
At 30 years old, Harry doesn't have the life he'd always dreamed would come after defeating Voldemort. A chance discovery allows him an opportunity to go back in time and change some things. Wherein Harry raises his younger self, dances the political dance with Death Eaters and a resurrected Tom Riddle, and searches for a way to stop the destruction of the magical world. OldHP/TMR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,293 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 7,343 - Follows: 8,624 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Art of Hidden Personas by whitedwarf reviews
HP/LV Harry grows up relying on only himself until his adoption, when he is taught the manners and politics of high pureblood circles. Masking his dark intelligence at Hogwarts & intending to escape notice, past secrets and Dark Lords force his hidden hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 199,424 - Reviews: 5641 - Favs: 7,628 - Follows: 8,741 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
Embraced by the Darkness by Brigade reviews
There is a reason why everyone wants a piece of Harry Potter; the twelve-year-old is considered a prodigy by the Wizarding World, after all. But Harry has chosen his side. The Headmaster and Minister of Magic can try as they might - Harry is a dark wizard. Now...if only he could get in touch with the elusive, recently resurrected Voldemort. Sequel to Enveloped in the Darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,355 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 2,780 - Follows: 3,544 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fineshine by Tsume Yuki reviews
Gellert Grindelwald was only in America to see if he could sway the president over to his side of things. He didn't expect to meet a red-haired nymph with Avada Kedavra green eyes in the waiting room. Fanfic of slexenskee's 'Crawlersout' FemHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
Invisible Man by Rendered Reversed reviews
!Harry-is-not-the-BWL!AU! Harry doesn't need the Potter family Invisibility Cloak to be invisible. With an unblemished forehead, he fades into the background—utterly ordinary. Voldemort begs to differ. Oneshot; LV/HP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 272 - Published: 12/5/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Mirrored by brainstorm1001 reviews
What was going to happen to him was something terrifying; all his instincts were rebelling against his decision but Harry resisted. Now it was his turn to make a sacrifice and ensure their survival. Compliant with the DH up to the events in Malfoy Manor. HP/LV COMPLETE & EPILOGUE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,906 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 2,005 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sunrise, Sunset by Wings of a Wolf reviews
After failing to retrieve Sasuke again, Naruto receives another of Akatsuki's friendly invitations to join them. Given very little choice, Naruto decided to go with them in hopes of gaining the power needed to bring Sasuke home. ItaNaru, yaoi. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,212 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Words Fail by Nea Marika reviews
Fighting a heroic battle in a room full of mysterious time pieces is not a smart thing to do. Time Travel, Slash TR/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 178,885 - Reviews: 1420 - Favs: 3,434 - Follows: 4,410 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
backslide by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,390 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 7,790 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Always a Bigger Fish by SkippingSteppingStones reviews
It seems to me that Vader's way of looking at Luke tends to be something like "I can hurt my kid all I like, but if you so much as look at him funny, I'll tear you to pieces." This is a little story about how it could have happened if a non-intelligent creature had tried to hurt Luke near his father.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Back Against the Wall by suneohair reviews
'You considering it? 'Consider what? 'Having baby geniuses one day? No, Spencer Reid hadn't. Maybe he should have. He doesn't understand anything anymore, though if its any consolation, he's certainly not the only one. LilaReid
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,506 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Lila A., S. Reid
Sense by SkippingSteppingStones reviews
While on the run from Darth Vader, Luke's ship was crashed on inhospitable, if beautiful, Felucia. Because Vader followed him to the planet's surface, Luke was forced to run from his ship, and seek shelter elsewhere, and as he slept, the galaxy as he knew it rewrote itself around him.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Sunday Morning by suneohair reviews
Dr Reid travels to Princeton-Plainsboro in order to meet his estranged biological father, the eccentric medical genius diagnostician, Dr. House. Some things just clearly run in the family.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 263 - Published: 8/9/2011 - G. House, S. Reid - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 6,024 - Follows: 1,670 - Published: 12/4/2010 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] Naruko U. - Complete
The Colder Water by Quillslinger reviews
The devil is in the details. Shisui. Itachi. A sorta love story. Novella.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,784 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
These Are All Things You Don't Understand by Novocain reviews
Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,504 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
A Measure of Company by megyal reviews
Written for a prompt at the LJ kakairu kink meme: "...Iruka's name had to mean that his ancestry wasn't purely Konoha. Mist country tried to kill off the families with demon blood but what if some were missed/escaped?" WARNINGS FOR MPREG.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,767 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Vindico Atrum by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 722,689 - Reviews: 3091 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
All Is Relative Except the Stubbornness of a Demon by Uncle Stojil reviews
The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,985 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 3,526 - Follows: 3,714 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Naruto U.
Duplicity 2: A Ready Made Hero by Mina1 reviews
Part 2 of Duplicity. Anakin led a double life as Vader in the Empire and the Jedi 'Wraith' in the Alliance, using them against Palpatine. But then Luke joined the Rebels at Yavin. And Anakin is torn. Can he stay, or does he have to return to being Vader?
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Tragedy of Repetition by SoulShdw reviews
In the year's following Konoha's fall during the Sound Leaf war, the remnants have struggled to survive. After achieving vengeance against the Otokage, Uzumaki Naruto is given an unexpected second chance. A shame he didn't get a choice in the matter. Unfinished.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 167,195 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 3,876 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Fusion by Knowing Shadows reviews
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS. Yaoi Cloud Strife finds it hard to deal with what he had to do to save his world, but now the Planet will give him a chance to change things for himself and for General Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,498 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 1,318 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Black Heir by FirePhoenix8 reviews
AU.Harry escapes from the Dursleys when he's ten years old and is found by the escaped Sirius Black. His whole life changes as he slowly discovers his destiny. Durmstrang,DarkArts,dueling,powers,heritage,horcruxes,hallows,Tom,Grindelwald.Darkish!Harry.HPLV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 871,879 - Reviews: 5400 - Favs: 7,172 - Follows: 3,400 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Termination by Imperial Mint reviews
For xXxFrostyIceCubexXx Ultimately, it was her choice. Passing aside the moral stand points, there was no place for a child in Uzumaki Naruto's life. ItaNaru, FemNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 66 - Published: 8/26/2008 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Force Bond: Family by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader decides to make a dramatic change in Luke's life, after both of them are forced to confront deeply held fears.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,014 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Deceitful Above All Things by Quillslinger reviews
Like a game of Snakes and Ladders, life can change with a roll of the dice. An Axel/Roxas novella in 30 amnesias.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Of Patriarchs by afriendtosell reviews
One day, Jiraiya takes Naruto to the Yondaime's grave. [Naruto, however, never quite believed in the concept of having a father, and it shows][Father's day fic 2 of 2]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Force Bond: Social Trials by KittandChips reviews
Set between Force Bond 2 and 3. Vader decides it's time for Luke to learn a thing or two about mixing with the Imperial aristocracy, while Luke is struggling with his own sense of self identity.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,113 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Force Bond 2: Threat by KittandChips reviews
Luke finds himself moving in with a moody, secluded Sith Lord who is also his newly found father. Vader has his own set of challenges to overcome, as he struggles to come to terms with his fatherhood.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,064 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 8/31/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
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Fly Me To The Moon reviews
After troubling events which led her younger sister to drop off the youngest of her twins, a baby girl, with no explanation and little fanfare, Petunia Evans does her level best to get the hell away from magic and everything about it and ends up on Jupiter. No this is not crack. fem!Harry/Voldemort, good!dursleys, alive!potters
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,780 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/18 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
Synchronicity reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 149,489 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 3,442 - Follows: 3,615 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
kaen 火炎 reviews
When Naruto's seal breaks, he finds himself sharing his body with a powerful and enigmatic creature known to the world as the infamous nine-tailed demon fox. But everything Naruto, and the world, thought they knew about the mysterious demon is proving to be untrue. SLASH. Kakashi/Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,999 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/3 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Kyuubi/Kurama
grandloves reviews
the power the dark lord knows not. femHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 79,872 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 1/29/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
Kiwi reviews
"I'm having your baby," she says. "Not that it's any of your business." fem!Harry/Gellert very VERY AU of crawlersout
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,387 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 11/17/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
yebisu (葛城 ミサト) reviews
For the record, Harry was only here for his time-travelling kids. Voldemort can fuck off. Harry/Voldemort mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 106,024 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 11/25/2019 - Published: 10/30/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
crawlersout reviews
Harry is the girl who wanders in and out of time. Tom knows nothing about her, and despite the fact she has whisked him away from the orphanage to live with her, he's starting to think he never really will either. Regardless, he is determined to never let her go, not even in the face of time, space, or dark lords. timetravel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,962 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 4,796 - Updated: 10/10/2019 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., Gellert G.
Sailor ムーン reviews
"You are a terrible, inconvenient bother of a barnacle, do you know that?" He tells the toddler. Predictably, the baby does not respond. (While Harry is away, Voldemort is left to manage their inconsolable, clingy barnacle of a two year-old. It works about as well as you might imagine. ) Harry/Voldemort, mpreg, Yebisu-verse oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/16/2018 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
Plastic Love reviews
Veela Draco Malfoy is dead set on Harry Potter becoming his mate. This would be great and all, if Harry didn't despise Draco's guts and, you know, wasn't totally asexual and not at all about that life. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,138 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 245 - Published: 3/1/2018 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Jaguar Batter reviews
Even though it had been a one-night stand on a mission thousands of miles from home, the idea of having the elf prince's child was not nearly as repulsive as the idea of once more coming back and telling him about it.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,289 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Legolas, Sakura H.
saltkin reviews
Little Harriet Potter is a quiet and clever young girl with nothing she cares to live for, but no real reason to die. So when the voice in her head asks her to assist him in regaining his body, it seems like reason enough to remain among the living, at least for a little while longer. fem!Harry/Voldemort, eventual Nercomancer!Harry, dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,621 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
Deceitful Above All Things reviews
The Dark Lord has returned, and finds himself playing a thrilling game of cat and mouse with the enthralling and fascinating Hadrian Black, a mysterious boy who has just transferred to Hogwarts. But who is the cat in this perilous game of danger and desire, and who is the mouse? Dark!Harry, Assassin!Harry, nonbinary!Harry, slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 215 - Published: 9/29/2017 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
cheap (bad) dance moves reviews
Hadrian is the youngest of the infamous Princes of Hell. He's known as the Prince of Death, Necromancy and Immortality; he has legions of demons beneath him and endless power and influence - so he's still at a bit of a loss as to how this unworthy human Dark Lord managed to summon him of all demons. Or, you know, why he's decided to stick around and help him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,836 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 10/6/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
nevermind the end reviews
Meanwhile, Harry and Voldemort have a lot of sex. This started out as gratuitous noncon porn that somehow wrote it's way into lots of feelings and an existential crisis. I'm sorry, I don't know what's wrong with me.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 70,376 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 5/26/2017 - Published: 1/7/2015 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Tom R. Jr.
See you, Space Cowboy reviews
No one, not even his closest companions, really knew anything about Luke. As a bounty hunter, he had to have a certain penchant for odd jobs. This one was near laudable; retrieve the top secret stolen plans for the Death Star.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,983 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader
espoir reviews
AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,409 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
begin again reviews
Harry/Grindelwald And love, he does not say, fingering a jewelry box in his pocket. To be fair, he doesn't expect to get very far with it. But maybe one of these days she'll actually take him up on his offer. AU set in the already AU crawlersout fem!Harry world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 341 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Harry P., Gellert G. - Complete
the blue cathedral reviews
Synchcronicity-verse Yamato/Kyuubi: This was the problem with life-and-death situations, Yamato thought, resigned. They had a way of cleaving open all the feelings you would have preferred to keep lost in ignorance. co-written with Poqo!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/20/2015
With Wings of Feathers and Glue reviews
For his safety, sixth year Harry Potter must live abroad while attending Hogwarts. There, lonely and out of place, he meets Alice Cullen, and inevitably, Edward Cullen as well. HPEC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,969 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Harry P., Edward
the real folk blues reviews
SW/HPxover: Merope Gaunt left earth with no intention of ever returning. She prefers to pretend that entire mission never existed, and neither does that planet. Unfortunately Darth Vader has other ideas, and it's not as if she can exactly say no when her boss tells her to do something.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,266 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Merope G.
World's End Rhapsody reviews
Perhaps time travel isn't what it's all that cracked up to be. OR: Naruto inadvertently trains his younger self for the Chunin exam, and therein learns a lot more about himself than he ever really wanted to. CAS sequel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,960 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,797 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Walk This Way reviews
Three times Boromir insults Naruto, and the one time he doesn't. But Veltpunch's summary is applicable as well; three times Boromir is kind of sexist dick and one time he tries really hard not to be. BoromirxfemNaru? AU
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Boromir, Naruto U. - Complete
Cloud Age Symphony reviews
Let it not be said that being Uzumaki Naruto is anything approaching easy; he has an obligation to the future but a duty to the past, and a time-traveling jutsu that lets him travel between both. OR: Naruto travels between the past and the present, and somehow loses himself in the process.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,734 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
sky is falling reviews
but the world isn't ending. With the recovery of Orochimaru's Edo-Tensei, Minato is able to spend his final day in Konoha with the son he never met. Minato-Naruto centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
