Team Gai is Fanatical

Blurb: How the two sane members of team Gai deal with their team mates

26 October 2012

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Fate.

Tsunade-sama.

Fate.

Tsunade-sama.

Fate.

It was becoming absurd, how repetitive these two genin students of his were.

Fate. Tsunade. Fate. Tsunade. Fatsunade. Tsunadestiny. Fatsunadestinyweapons—oh dear, the girl had discovered a new obsession, this time with weapons.

Weapons.

Fate.

Weapons… and Tsunade!

Fate!

Weapons! Tsunade! Fortune Telling!

Gai almost groaned. What better hobby than fortune telling to completely enable the fate-obsessed weirdo!

Enough!

"YOUUUUUTH!"

Gai smiled smugly at his team. That would shut those two maniac kids up.

He grinned with the shining power of a thousand electric light bulbs at his remaining student, who was looking at him in gratitude for stopping the horrible onslaught of insanity.

"Lee," he stage whispered, leaning down conspiratorially, "Every time either the word 'weapons' 'Tsunade' or 'Fate' or 'destiny' is mentioned, we'll counter with 'Springtime of Youth!' Got it?"

Tenten and Neji had the grace to look a little abashed.

Even years later, the 'Springtime of Youth' technique was utilized to its full capacity to curb the unfortunate tendency of some members of the team to become overly fixated on certain topics.