MIND PALACE on ICE!!!: EAT THE RUDE! NO MUGGLES ALLOWED!

I am 24 years old(.) and am Pansexual, Demi-Romantic, and GenderFluid. I just love crossovers of all different kinds. My hobbies include drawing, playing the piano, reading, singing, and dancing. I also love sarcasm. It's the peanut butter to my jam!

The fellon at the end of my name, was a replacement for my actual name. My mother gave me the nickname, because when I was a child, I ate watermelon all the time in the summer and I began to smell like watermelon. Watermelonsmellin*&%$ was my nickname and I just changed the last word for my name on fiction sites. It holds a special place in my heart.

I DO NOT WANT A BETA!

Me telling you that I don't have a Beta in every chapter, is a warning.
It is so you understand that there will to be mistakes and they are all
mine. Warning you lets you decide if you want to deal with a mistake
when you see it.

If you offer to Beta for me, I will tell you 'No Thanks'. I don't want to
go into detail but is has to do with complete strangers having access
to my work in an unclaimed capacity. Not everyone is honest and it's
not hard to steal someone's fanfic even when it's posted already. If I
send my chapter to someone and they steal it, I will have no way to
prove if it's mine or not.

So no Betas unless it's my mom @flamingpen18. If I refuse your
offer, I'm not doing it to be mean. Please refrain from whining and
throwing a tantrum over it.

NOTE:

DO NOT PM ME WITH STORY SUGGESTIONS!!!

THEY'RE BEGINNING TO PISS ME OFF.

IF I SAID I DON'T WRITE FOR THE PAIRING,

I'M NOT GOING TO CHANGE MY MIND IF YOU

KEEP PMing ME!!! IF I HAVE NOT SAID I TAKE

PROMPTS THEN OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT GOING TO

WRITE WHATEVER YOU KEEP SHOVING MY WAY!

AND HARASSING AN AUTHOR ON REPEATED

OCCASIONS OVER THEM WRITING SOMETHING FOR

YOU IS A GOOD WAY TO BE TOLD TO FUCK OFF!

NAME: Hikari

AGE: 24

SIGN: Leo

LIKE: lots of things

HATE: stated below

HAIR: Dark and to my shoulders now.

EYES: brown/green flecks

B-DAY: in August

I'm a mixed-race mutt.

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.(I cheated and my wish didn't come true )adeadlyrose

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

1- (I did this and it was true!-Watermelonsmellinfellon)

2- (I did it again and it contradicted everything!)

3- (This time it was just all wrong.)

4- (This time it was half and half.)

"Some say, that the glass is half empty. Others say, that it's half full. I say, shut up and be grateful that there's something in there for you to drink."-flamingpen18

My nicknames are What, What The?, Ooit, HellyBelly, HellsBells, Meeblee, and many others that have my actual name in them.

Little.Miss.Xanda named me Melli!

Letter from a cat

Dearest Human,

I am not a toy, I am not a mannequin, I am not one for your silly amusement.

I am not a poodle.

You may not shear me like a sheep, dye my fur a wacky color, or whatever else it is you do to my beautiful coat and mane that causes you great aesthetic pleasure.

Yes, I may be as ferocious as a lion, but that does not mean I wish to resemble one. Please take heed of this warning, or I will be peeing in your sock drawer, and will stand post outside of your door singing the song of my people at 5 AM. Every morning.

Sincerely,

Your feline. (Now please feed me).

CAT DIARY

Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...Cat (this is exactly why cats are better then dogs)

FUCK STEREOTYPES! WOO!

Copy This if it Applies to You:

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I have a ORIGINAL CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I CURSE A LOT so I MUST be a bad kid and have problems.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Stop with the stereotypes. It's fucking annoying.

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

(Rather, if your mom is actually decent and did her job, then copy and paste.)-Watermelonsmellinfellon.

I really don't like 1st Person, I've come to realize. Which makes me wonder how I got through Twilight. But yeah, mostly it's because of the repeated use of 'I','Me', and 'My'. It irks me for some reason.

I'm pretty sure I don't liked 2nd Person either, though I don't have many examples to judge from.

EDIT 2018: I have read 2 Second POV fics in my lifetime now and I hated them! I do not like 2nd POV at all. If the constant 'I' in 1st was a pain, the constant 'You' in 2nd is worse!

EDIT 2019: I read one 2nd POV fic that I like but it was because I could very easily mentally replace the words and add Kagome Higurashi to the fic.

Works Yet To Be Posted:

Impersonate- Sherlock, oneshot. Johnlock. John is a voice impersonator.

How Naruto Changed His Life- Harry Potter(with Naruto references). Voldemort/Harry, meaning male SLASH. Slight AU. I changed the time. Harry was born in 2000. Anyway, he finds the first 3 Naruto manga in a neighbor's trash one day when he is 7 and connects to Naruto's character. Eventually, he realizes that he can do amazing things and uses this power(which he assumes is chakra like Naruto's) to do all those cool things the shinobi can do. Such as walking up walls and turning into random objects in order to hide from Dudley.

Forum: Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition

Season: 4

Name: Watermelonsmellinfellon

Team: Ballycastle Bats

Position: SEEKER

There is a thing called Constructive Criticism. That is when you point out someone's errors in an endeavor to help them fix their mistakes. A Flame/Troll is when you are insulting simply to hurt someone.

Cowards/Whiners are people who cannot accept Con-Crit for what it is. They are also the ones who complain about everything and tend to go against their own words. I take Con-Crit, but I will reply to all Flames and Trolls. I don't have to be nice to you if you attack me.

Don't be pathetic. Don't be the whiner who can't accept that you aren't perfect. You make enemies that way. And shit hits the fan.

YumeSatsujin and her friends ChokiraFuninjo and NovaMayonaka are the type of people who attack others with abelist language, using a woman's Cancer as a weapon. They also have no idea what site regulations are and are angry I reported them for breaking many rules. They saw fit to attack and got attacked in return and don't like it.

Also, wishing rape on someone is okay to them.

Let's put this out there. I don't deal with filth. Using a woman's Cancer as an insult makes you such. And if wishing rape on someone makes you feel powerful then good for you I guess. At least I know I'm not utter trash like you three.

Note: these three above left me signed in reviews if you want to actually browse my never-ending fic list to find them.

-Wiccacat18(KCRose17 again) is the name of a person I argued with months ago over an issue going around the YOI fandom here on Fanfiction. For those who told me this person was spamming me recently with harassment, they are in fact not in charge. We haven't even spoken in months so there is no point in attacking me. But there are people using their name plus other names to leave copies of the same attacks on mine and other authors' works.

Boring. I mean, you attack us for being bullies but go around and bully people? The double standards are real.

I still don't get how people haven't picked up the fact that I'm not accepting prompts. Where must I put the note? I have a huge one in all-caps at the top of my profile. What more can I do?! What now? I don't want to take up too much space and it is right up there in bold.

If someone is going correct my shitty Grammar, I expect your message to be written perfectly. Not one error lest I rail into you.

When you Follow, Favorite, and Alert various Fanfics and Authors and you NEVER GET NOTIFCATIONS IN YOUR EMAIL! Honestly, I have to keep going into my Favs list just see what updated recently only to be faced with Fanfics I do not remember.

And then I have to read them from the beginning! And sometimes I wonder why the hell I even liked what I was reading.

There's this annoying thing readers do where they make stupid comments in their reviews, that they wouldn't have had to embarrass themselves with, had they read the Author Note. So a bit of advice: READ THE BLOODY AUTHOR NOTES! And stop blaming the authors just because you missed what was obviously explained in said note.

This has been a PSA.

Another thing I have to note is for some reason I get really dumb people in my fics. Like, they read a portion of the story and come to conclusions that make no sense based on the written words within, and then leave me nasty comments criticizing me. And when I point out how they're wrong and wondering where they got such stupid ideas from, suddenly it's, 'I'm just trying to help' despite how their 'help' involved a lot of insults to my person and swearing. But yes, I'm sure you 'wanted to help' so very much, Karen.