Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Rise of the Guardians, Harry Potter, Little Red Riding Hood, and Frozen. Age: 11-20 Gender: N/A Difference Between Friends and Best Friends FRIENDS:Will be crying at your funeral BEST FRIENDS:Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you FRIENDS:Will help you move a body BEST FRIENDS:Will say "call me when you need a shovel." FRIENDS:Find your Prince Charming BEST FRIENDS:Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you FRIENDS:Will pick you up when you fall down BEST FRIENDS:Will pick you up, then trip you again FRIENDS:Will help you when you're lost BEST FRIENDS:Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass FRIENDS:Will go with you to a concert BEST FRIENDS:Will be helping you kidnap the band FRIENDS:Will hide you from the cops BEST FRIENDS:Are probably the reason they are after you FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME" FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. FRIENDS: Will share their candy. BEST FRIENDS: Will buy a box of skittles, and sit on your roof throwing Man Busted/Female Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. (LOL) Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Guy Being a Dumbass and Being Sarcastic Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose me or your life Boy: My life Girl: See? My point exactly. Girl walks away and tears start to form in her eyes and Boy goes after her* Boy: Wait! (Name of the Girl)! The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Shipping's: Shipping's? Before, I had certain ships, but now I guess I outgrown them and I'm okay with any ship. And, when I mean any. I MEAN ANY (You people know what I mean). Picture of Mistianna, Andrew, Donna and Leafatrice from my story C 'mon, let's cosplay file:///C:/Documents/bart/My/pizap.com14303863417261.jpg |
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