Here we go guys, the final chapter... BeautifulDisasterShipping with hints of ContestShipping and GossamerShipping. Hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Pokemon
The day had finally come. May was moving the last of her possessions from her parent's house to the new house she and Drew had bought a year ago. Drew's things had already been moved, and it was only May's to go.
Absol and Glaceon were lying near Rose's cot, cuddled together protecting the soon to be addition to the Hayden family.
"(Glace,)" Absol said, gaining her attention. "(We need to tell them soon, otherwise it will be left here.)"
Glaceon sighed. "(I know.)" She licked his cheek. "(You should tell Grasshead, he's the alpha male after all."
Absol smirked. "(You just don't want to tell June do you?)"
Glaceon blushed and lightly head-butted him. "(Just go,)" she said. "(If Masquerain could do it, so can you.)"
Absol went of to try and find May or, more preferably, Drew. He walked up the stairs and found the two in May's bedroom, putting things in boxes. He made himself known by brushing himself against Drew's legs.
"Hey Absol, I thought you were down with Glaceon," Drew said, patting his head.
"(I was. We want to tell you something,)" Absol replied.
"Well, can you tell us later when we've finished moving? June has a lot of stuff she doesn't want to leave behind." Drew smirked
"Hey!" May exclaimed.
"It's true."
Absol couldn't really disagree with that. There was a lot of boxes to move.
"No it's not! I just don't want to leave any childhood memories behind," May explained.
"You're more of a child than Rose."
Absol face-pawed. That was not one of Drew's better come-backs. May noticed this as well and smirked.
"How can I be more of a child than Rose? Rose is a child, she two months old."
Drew smiled. "I know how old she is, I helped make her. She is my daughter after all."
May walked over to him and put her hands on his shoulder and Drew held her waist.
"I know you did," she said.
Drew kissed her, she kissed back and Absol knew he was being completely ignored.
He walked back down stairs to Glaceon.
"(How did it go?)" she asked.
"(Well, if your Grasshead or June it went great. If you're me, it went terribly,)" Absol said sighing.
"(What happened?)" Glaceon asked.
"(Do you really want to know?)" Absol said in a way that made Glaceon change her mind.
"(Let's try again later,)" she said.
Absol nodded and and jumped up to the side of Rose's cot, fulfilling his job of looking after her. It turned out that later would be coming sooner than expected, because Rose started crying.
May rushed down the stairs and picked up the miserable infant. She bounced her lightly. "Hush Blossom. What's wrong?" Rose grabbed at her shirt, May giggled and sat down in a nearby armchair. "Okay, you can have food now."
"(Ah May,)" Glaceon started.
"Yes Glaceon?"
"(Absol and I have something we want to tell you and Grasshead,)" she said nervously.
"Okay, what is it?" May asked, highly curious at this point.
"(Absol and I-,)" she was cut off by Drew walking down the stairs.
"Oh, that's what she wanted. I think she has your appetite," Drew said, smirking while walking over.
"No she doesn't, she has yours. Only eats at certain times," she said, a sleeping Rose in her arms.
"Well she has to have one of our appetites," he said, sitting on the arm of the chair.
"(Don't start that again,)" Absol groaned, making Drew blush.
"What did he say?" May asked, seeing her husband's face change colour.
"Nothing, don't worry about it."
"Okay Glaceon, what were you saying before?" May asked her eeveelution.
Glaceon blushed, Absol smirked and answered. "(Glaceon and I have an egg,)" he said.
Drew smirked back. "And another pair of our Pokémon have take after us."
"What do you mean?" May asked.
"(Absol and I have an egg,)" Glaceon said, blushing harder.
"Aww! Good for you guys!" May gushed.
"(See.)" Absol nudged the fresh-snow Pokémon. "(That wasn't too hard.)"
Glaceon growled and head-butted him properly. "(Shut up Absol!)"
Now here's bloopers I made up just for fun! They only go through the first three chapters, but I like those ones best! Pay attention to the wording!
Scene 1 – Chapter 1
Crying.
A newborns crying was all the all contestants should have been hearing during the second round match between Danny and May. All eyes turned to the grassy-haired 'man' with a pale purple bundle in his arms. He lightly bounced the bundle walking around slightly. A blonde teen with a Pikachu beanie on tapped him on the shoulder.
"Drew," she said. "Where's the crying?"
Drew gave her a look that said 'really?'. "You're really mean, you know that?"
"Yeah, yeah. Crying?" she tried again, somewhat hopeful.
"I don't know what makes babies tick! I still have no idea why you got the teen me when you could have gotten the me that actually made this kid," the apparent teenager said to her, in an angry tone of voice.
"Hey!" she exclaimed. "Not my fault the older you didn't want to see Rose cry!"
It seemed as though her prayers were answered. The young baby in Drew's arms started crying hysterically.
"Yay!" She rushed back behind the camera where Dawn and Paul were sitting. "Take two, ACTION!"
…
Crying.
A newborns crying was all the all contestants could hear during the second round match between Danny and May. All eyes turned to the grassy-haired man with a pale purple bundle in his arms. He lightly bounced the bundle walking around slightly.
Drew looked in his bag. Frustrated, he looked through May's, still not finding what he wanted.
"Of course, you have to be hungr- EW!" Drew exclaimed, holding Rose as far away from him as possible while not dropping the child.
Katz huffed and walked up to him. "What now?"
Drew handed her the bundle and took off saying, "She needs a nappy change!"
Scene 3 – Chapter 1
Rose started moving around, screwing up her face as she caught the attention of Max,
"Drew, quickly make a decision yes or no, Rose is about to start crying," Max said.
Drew looked at the clock. 3 minutes remaining, Drew said yes without another moments hesitation.
"Gallade," Max called.
A Pokéball on his belt opened revealing Max's signature Pokémon, however he looked exhausted and flushed.
"Gallade! What were you doing in Lopunny's Pokéball?" Max exclaimed, looking shocked at his Pokémon's condition.
Drew started laughing, struggling to hold Rose at the same time. Katz was laughing too, but she was able to hold Rose for Drew while he recovered.
"Oh Max, do you really want to know why he was in Lopunny's Pokéball or not?" she asked, watching as Max processed the vague information she gave him.
Max blushed furiously as he figured out what his Pokémon had been getting up to. "Ugh, gross! I did not need to know that!" he said, recalling the humanoid Pokémon into the correct ball. His face paled as he thought of another different, and more disturbing thought. "And that's what my sister and Drew do to make her!" Max shut his eyes, slightly gesturing to the baby in Katz' arms.
Drew blushed and turned away, not looking at anyone and started watching the battle going on below.
Katz giggled at the boys reaction to that fact. "Yeah it's true. But, it's sweet. It shows just how much they love each other," she said dreamily. Drew blushed even more.
Behind the camera, Dawn made a comment of her own.
"Why does she get the teenage versions of us? She could get her Celebi to take her anywhere in time," she said to the purple haired teen next to her.
"She thinks that the teenage versions are better actors, but my theory is that she has no friends and the teen versions of us is what she most connects too," he replied.
Dawn nodded in agreement. "Yeah I could see that."
Katz walked up to the two of them. "I can hear what your saying and I want to tell you Paul, that I have lots of friends. And the teens of your lifetimes are better actors, -except maybe you, Paul- because they have a more dramatic flare."
Paul waved her off. "Yeah, I'll stick to my own theory."
Scene 3 – Chapter 2
The battle halted when Jake yelled 'Daddy!' at Paul, also causing the entire audience's attention to be focused on them.
Dawn awkwardly walked up to Paul.
"Can we have Pachirisu? He's in your pocket." Dawn whispered to him.
"No it's-. Why is it in my pocket?" The adult version of Paul turned to look at the sheepish blonde teen. "At our son's expense Katz, really?"
"Not my fault, it's my brain's." She tapped her head. "I come up with some pretty weird ideas."
"Yeah here's a weird idea for you," a voice from behind the camera said. "Us being here when you already have the older versions of us as your actors!" the teen Dawn exclaimed.
"Yeah, it is a bit weird," Paul commented.
"Nah, you get use to it," Ash suddenly appeared.
"Why are you here?" Dawn asked.
"Next chapter," he answered. "And Katz has written a story, where the twelve-year-old me and Misty go to visit the twenty-one-year-old us... It's weird and I hope she won't film it," he added.
Katz grinned at him. "Don't worry! I already have!" She winked. "Time Travel!"
"You're so confusing," the older Dawn commented, Jake no longer in her arms, but Paul's.
"I know." She paused for a moment before clapping her hands. "Come on everyone! Next take!"
Scene 4 – Chapter 2
"Yes he is, right here." She grabbed out the small plush toy and gave it to Jake.
"Yay!" He cuddled the toy closing his eyes snuggling closer to Dawn.
Paul smiled and ruffled his hair, he kissed his forehead and gave Dawn a quick peck on the lips, to which the most girls in the audience dropped their drinks.
A small voice should have been heard in amongst the audience. A blonde tapped the red-head on the shoulder.
"Umm, Zoey? Rumours?" she asked in an expectant way.
Zoey sighed dreamily. "Can't talk, too cute," she said, completely out of it.
"I never took you as a gushy, romantic type of person," Katz said.
"Did you expect Misty to be a gushy, romantic type of person? No, it's the same thing," Zoey explained, keeping her eyes on the young family on the edge of the battlefield.
Katz nodded in agreement and looked down at the battlefield as well. Because it was a set-up battle, the battle had stopped and Dawn and Paul were cuddled together, near Paul's trainer box, with Jake in between them. He was asleep and Paul kissed Dawn's cheek and whispered sweet nothings into her ear. She smiled up at him and kissed his lips, an act which he had no trouble recuperating. When they showed no signs of separating, Zoey took this opportunity to shout something at them.
"Get a room!"
Scene 3 – Chapter 3
Ash sighed. "Yes, Mist come 'ere!" he called.
Misty came to the door wearing her sky blue singlet top and shorts. Ash wrapped an arm around Misty and heard himself saying:
"This is Misty Waterflower, my wife."
Misty smirked and looked up at her boyfriend in a lustful way. "And I'm a pretty damn hot one that, right Ashy?" She winked at him, while her right was on his chest and her left tangled in his hair.
He winked back and replied with: "That's right Mist." Before he leaned into her face and closed his lips over hers. That simple kiss being followed by a full-blown make-out session between the two hormonal teens.
"Ugh," the three behind the camera grimaced as they realised they weren't going to stop anytime soon.
"I'm started to think that getting the teens to do the adult parts is getting a bit hard," the blonde said, scribbling something down in an old notebook.
"That's what she said," the spiky haired brunet said, smirking at his joke.
"Shut up Gary!" the long haired brunette exclaimed, slapping him in the shoulder.
"Ow, cut it out Leafy!" he whined.
Leaf huffed and turned away from him, but turned back when Gary tapped her shoulder.
"You know, there's nothing stopping us from doing what they're doing," he said, a flirtatious smirk on his face.
Leaf smirked back and low-and-behold the two started making-out.
Katz sighed as she watched the two interact, until they started kissing. "To do list," she said to herself as she started writing in her book again. "One, stop getting teenage actors, unless necessary. Two, make a boyfriend for OC me. Three, get a nice, first boyfriend in real-life who you actually like." She stopped and thought for a moment before crossing out the last two. "Nah, who needs love anyway." She looked up again and quickly rewrote the second one.
Scene 3 – Chapter 3
"Okay?" The reports were stunned, they thought they had discovered Ash secret wife, but no not today.
"Hi, I'm Misty Waterflower, Ash's best friend, not girlfriend and certainly not wife," she said to clear things up, and to make it more believable she glared at the raven-haired man when saying 'not girlfriend and certainly not wife'.
At least, it was believable until a newborns crying should have been heard. There was silence. Everyone looked around at each other, confused as to what had happened. Ash was the first to speak up.
"Hey Gary," he said, catching the brunets' attention. "Katz is up there right?" he asked.
"Yeah," Gary confirmed. "I wonder what's taking her so long."
Leaf was busy climbing up the wall of the house, using the vines to help her. When she got to the second story, she opened the window and called out, "Hey Katz! What's the hold up?"
She was nearly deafened and fell in response, though it was a matter of timing more than anything.
"YESSS! A SHINY EEVEE PAIR!" Katz screamed to the heavens, happy that she finally got her beloved shiny Eevee pair.
Gary caught Leaf and helped her up while everyone was trying to get rid of the ringing in their ears.
Katz realised what she did, or more to the point, didn't do and called out: "Sorry! I wasn't paying attention to the time! I'm ready now! Take two, ACTION!"
…
"Okay?" The reports were stunned, they thought they had discovered Ash secret wife, but no not today.
"Hi, I'm Misty Waterflower, Ash's best friend, not girlfrie-," Misty was cut off from finishing her lines by a shrill cry of:
"WHAT?! SHINY EEVEE PLUS SHINY EEVEE, DOES NOT EQUAL SHINY EEVEE?! WHAT THE REVERSE NINTENDO?!"
Those have more word then any other chapter and what I said above is true... Anyway, huge thank you to Pokelocked13 who reviewed every chapter! Thank you so much!
I'm kinda sad this is over to be honest...
And for one finaly time, Please review.