"Paper is dead without words,
Ink idle without a poem,
All the world dead without stories
Without love and disarming beauty." "Song of Myself", from the band Nightwish and their latest CD, Imaginaerum.

My goal here is to not corrupt the characters, to not bash pairings and what not, but to plug in the holes that were left open, to build upon the foundation that the creators left for us, to make connections and discover something new about myself and the characters I'm writing.

Oh goodness, I sounded to stuffy and. . .philosophical. Crap, I'm getting old.

My Avatar is a painting of a famous artist known as Todd Lockwood. He is a very talented artist and a very kind and helpful person as well, despite being so famous and prestigious. Go check his stuff out!

This is a hobby, not a career choice or goal. Therefore, I write what I want, when I want. I write smut, I write same sex pairs(that are canon. Korrasami has taken over my life).

I've stopped giving a crap about what people think of me. I have a Bachelor's of Science in Biology and plan on going into conservation and genetics, not an author. This is an outlet for my creativity and I love to write things for my friends and readers.

If you don't like what I write, then you can skedaddle. I don't like confrontation and nobody is forcing you to read this. Just don't and we'll all be happy in the long run. There are warning labels for a reason. Trolls and bullies, you don't have a right to complain.

I also have a habit of shoving Polarshipping in most Yu-Gi-Oh stories I write. They are my OTP and you can pry them from my cold dead hands. Be warned.

Quotes:

"Here's how you can test out evolution...place a mouse in a glass full of water and put a lid on it. Come back in an hour and if it isn't a tiny dolphin, then evolution doesn't work...": Stephan Colbert, interviewing Jamie and Adam, from Mythbusters.

"My boobies are trying to escape!"

"Quack, damn you!":Jamie

"Fire Pig, Fire Pig, does whatever a Fire Pig does..."My brother.

"Tepig: the only pokemon that can cook itself"

"Am I missing an eyebrow?": Adam Savage.

"And then it exploded.": the alien on "Galaxy Quest"

"You're drunk."
"And you're ugly, but in the morning, I'll be sober":Winston Churchhill and a random woman.

"Warning, this next section contains a Hitler sex change and exploding pancakes. Viewer discretion is advised.": History Channel.

"I can't believe this episode actually exists": Yugi, from YGO:TAS

"Now shoo Mr. Tweetums, I'm stalking my nemesis.":Marik from YGO:TAS

"If you love it, set it free...If it comes back, set it on fire": Anonymous

"Nobody is perfect...Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him": Anonymous

"When life gives you lemons, dip them in flaming pitch and launch them from a catapult at your enemies. Then life won't give you any more of those bloody lemons.":

"I think the internet just ate itself": My old Chemistry prof.

"It looks like a T-Rex/starfish/dragon hybrid"
"You just made Kyurem sad": Friend and I

"This is not an ordinary rabbit. . .'tis the most foul, cruel and foul tempered rodent you ever laid eyes on": Tim the Enchanter.

"We mustn't risk another frontal assault. . . that rabbit's dynamite": King Arthur

". . .He ate the bucket!": Because Skype

"Now we hit salt water taffy hour": Also because Skype.

"And now we gave her a priest fetish?"
"yeah. . .I'm out." : More Skype. We have crazy conversations.

Pairings:

I have an armada of OTPs. This is undisputed. They run the gamut, to canon and not canon, to 'We-wish-it-were-canon-but-its-not-and-now-we-crying-canon' to 'I-think-I-have-a-problem-shipping-this-what-the-heck-brain-this-makes-no-sense-canon' and last but not least the, 'I-stopped-giving-a-flying-crap-canon'. This means if I ship it enough, I will write it. . maybe. I have to be in the proper mood.

Some OTPs I scour the internets for, for others it's more like 'I ship it but I won't write it'.

Again, this includes heterosexual and a few homosexual pairings. Tolerance would be nice.

As for the pairings I like, I'm pretty open to what I like to read. What I write, is a completely different matter. Bold means what I write:

Yu-Gi-Oh:

Fave Pairings:

JoeyxMai: Polarshipping: OT-frigging-P. YOU CAN PRY THIS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS BEFORE I WILL STOP SHIPPING THIS
YugixTea: Peachshipping
SetoxIshizu: Trustshipping
ValonxSerenity: Gentleshipping
Marik/Sivya(OC): Valleyshipping
Ryou Bakura/Sara Rodriguez(OC): Tabletopshipping.

I'm pretty neutral towards most other pairings. If it's well written and intrigues me, I'll check it out.

Pokemon (Because who needs drugs when you gotta catch them all)

Ash/Misty: Pokeshipping: My other OTP :D. Despite Ash being hormonally stunted.
May/Drew: Contestshipping:
Gary/Dawn: Cavaliershipping:
Jesse/James: Rocketshipping:
Harley/Soledad
Cynthia/Lance:

Other pairings that have joined the OTP Armada:

Booth/Bones: (Bones TV show
Angela/Hodgins:(Bones TV show)
Shawn/Jules (Psych)
Lassiter/Marlow(e):(Psych).
Castle/Beckett: (Castle)
Mal/Inara:(Firefly/Serenity)
Kaylee/Simon: (Firefly/Serenity)
Zoe/Wash:(Firefly/Serenity)
KORRASAMI YESSSSSSS (Legend of Korra)

Mah Stories (Forgive the horrible grammar)

I have quite a handful, with many that are on razor's edge of getting deleted, because they have very few viewers, or I just got stuck. There are some, though, that will continue to be updated.

"Atlantis Rising": A Yu-Gi-Oh story set about six years post-canon. A tournament hosted by a man known only as "Midas", forces Yugi and company to confront their past and evil they thought they had sealed away forever, while an old friend struggles with his inner demons while in pursuit of a thief. Their paths will collide in an explosive manner, forcing them to realize that they are mere pawns in a game set in motion thousands of years ago. Atlantis shall rise again. . .

COMPLETE

Tales of Atlantis: one-shot collection based in the universe of "Atlantis Rising". Encompasses both pre-canon, post-canon and every other canon in between, but not the kind that fires cannonballs. Full of fun, oodles of shippings, AU and whatever else comes to mind. Suggestions from the audience is welcome!

A one-shot collection based in the canon of Atlantis Rising. Encompasses all aspects of canon in the universe, including pre- and post-. Suggestions and ideas from the readers are always welcome.

Kingdom of Frost: A young trainer who has no idea what to do with her life decides to train in Giant Chasm, hoping to one day outpace her "perfect" brother. Despite dismantling Team Plasma and befriending the Beast of Truth, she still cannot find her place in the world. What she actually finds is a monster with a broken body and soul, caught in a love triangle and a plot to reunite the Beasts of Truth and Ideals. . .

on hiatus ATM.

Do not fret, I have not quit on it.

The Aura Rising Trilogy Book 2: Shaman of Blue Flame: After the defeat of Archer's army at Rota and Cameran Palace, Ash and company travel to Orre, hoping to find the source of Ash's vision and to fulfill the prophecy of the Sun of the Night. What they discover is the mysterious people of the Orre desert and prophecy of Blue Flame. Conflict from the inside and outside will temper his spirit as he finds his place on the desert sands and grow from a boy to man. Fate will always win, no matter how you resist. . .

This is the sequel to The Aura Rising Trilogy Book 1: Revival. The final book in the trilogy will be called. The Last War At the moment, the publication of the second book is on hiatus, but I am still writing the story.

Children of the Skyking: A story that takes place in a fantasy-esque world where pokemon exist in complicated societies, filled with politics, warfare, alchemy and gladitorial fights. The story takes place on a continent where two empires, the Sky Kingdom and the Tao Empire exist. The Tao Empire has invaded the Sky Kingdom and the Sky Kingdom's ruler, Rayquaza, has fled, leaving his people bereft of a leader. A blaziken slave, whose home was taken from his family, rises up to confront his masters and sets off a chain reaction that that world has never seen. . .

On Hiatus. Also, OC's will no longer be accepted for this story, per FFN's rules. I will use the ones I have however.

Cascade Effect: Defined, the cascade effect is a small event altering an entire system forever. For Mai, none of this was ever supposed to happen. Not to Joey. Now she'll fight to get him back from the Shadow Realm, even if it means going to the deepest recesses of Hell to do so. Heaven help those who stand in her way. AU. Polarshipping Mai/Joey

An AU based off the idea of what if the roles of Mai and Joey in the Battle City Finals were reversed. In other words, Joey is in the 'Shadow Realm' (ahaha) and Mai has to kick ass and save the day. The alternative title for this were : In Which Mai is 110% Done with Everybody's Shit. But FFN doesn't like cursing in their titles so yeah. Also this sounds like a FoB song.

I am also collaborating with the author 'All and Sundry' for the story Dances With Fate. This story is in the YGO fandom and full of awesome. y'all should go read. Just saying.

And congrats, you made it through the insanity that is my profile. Reward yourself by reading some of my stories and reviewing. The latter part would be greatly appreciated :) I will not hold my stories hostage if I do not get a certain number of Reviews.