Ohwow

LOL

Great idea. Thanks for the laugh.

LOL nice

This is hilarious! I especially liked the line at the end of “some fool is dropping things from the top level.”

X'D Oh, please, PLEASE write the pineapple one! (if you have not yet) I haven't laughed so hard in ages! And, courtesy of your perfectly worded descriptions, I could clearly envision every hilarious moment. You have a gift for dialogue and description, both. Keep up the good work.

THE COCONUT OF MALEVOLENCE SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED! NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

*Cough choke*

Ahem. As I was saying...

I love this fic. Sheer, unmatched hilariousness. And as a fan of coconuts, I had an awesome time laughing myself to death over how realistically strong that nut was. Those things are evil, I tell ya. Pure 100% low-fat evil.

Superb writing, great descriptions, and of course plenty of humor make this a story that I'll definitely plan on rereading in the future! Thanks so much for it, I had a blast.

-Agent C.

I didn't know I needed this in my life! My god, this was AMAZING! I literally laughed out loud several times during this story. Great work.

It is a coconut of Morgoth.

Oh. My. Goodness. The Great Aragorn Elessar Telcontar, defeated by a coconut. Priceless. I thank thee very much for writing this exquisite fic!

Thank you for a really fun little story! I got a lot of smiles out of reading this.
Favorite lines:

"Had the Guard cared to look, he would have been treated to the sight of two Kings and a Steward chasing across the courtyard after a large round rolling ball-like object."

"'Incredible,' gasped Faramir softly. 'Apparently, Sauron's armor had nothing on that coconut.'"

HA! Hilarious XD I love how Arwen and Eowyn just walked in and said, why didn't you just READ THE INSTRUCTIONS IDIOTS! XD

And don't worry, it also comes in good use if you've lost your horses! ;)

Hahaha hilarious!

This is hilarious - and so well written I can literally SEE the entire thing happening, and now I really want to hear about the pineapples :)