Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Oedipus the King, Newsies, Newsies, Criminal Minds, Flash, and Teen Wolf. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 copy and paste on to profile: If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. 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If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES! Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Lady Sabine of Macayhill. Pwebes If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, Death By Squishy, Haruko-Uzumaki, Lady Sabine of Macayhill, P-webes, If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If your friends are WEIRD put this on your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, RuneWitchSakura, Twin Kats, Haruko-Uzumaki, Lady Sabine of Macayhill, Pwebes If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile If you've ever said goodbye to a person and kept walking in the same direction as them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have the skill to fall up stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile. ;) If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever run up the 'down' escalator or vice versa, copy and paste this into our profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree or if you have at least one insane friend copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)Fell Dragon( Do not ask.Please.) Sakura 13. (Hell yeah, I fall UP stairs. I'll be running up the stairs at my house. with dumbass people chasing me up them and I fall. UP.)P-webes ( ifall up the stairsat school all the time, at my school no one falls down, they all fall upstairs.) Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think those kids should just give the stupid Trix Rabbit some friggin' cereal put this in your profile! If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe) If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "Man! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a facebook/twitter/instagram and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks facebook/twitter/instagram is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.(That's right, i'm half a person!!) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile "The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile (you think that's long? I've laughed for at least an hour straight...not kidding...i've got some pretty crazy friends, once i've started laughing they won't let me stop, this was not me but someone else) if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you know what a lemon fly is (for those who dont, it is a mythicle lemon with wings. ha! now you know!) post this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.- Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunately yes. All the time.)Fell Dragon( Do not ask.Please.) Sakura 13. (Hell yeah, I fall UP stairs. I'll be running up the stairs at my house. with dumbass people chasing me up them and I fall. UP.)P-webes ( i fall up the stairs at school all the time, at my school no one falls down, they all fall upstairs.) Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think those kids should just give the stupid Trix Rabbit some friggin' cereal put this in your profile! If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe) If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "Man! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/comfessions of love/any other Twilght related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you go to the most expensive store within fifty miles of your home, try on almost every peice of clothing, then walk out with nothing, saying none of it was your style. Crazy is when you break a bone and laugh. Crazy is when you start saying different names from random shows wit your friend just to see who knows more names. Crazy is when you post in this list. Crazy is when you actually trying to break your phone because you believe it is indestructible If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE now for semoehtnig itnresitmg... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are affected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE POST THIS ON YOU PROFILE You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9. And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. -- You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this "Ice ice _ "--ummm still not cool, even then. You remember watching: -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: -TGIF -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World. You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. You said "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not when everyhting was settled by: -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. when cops and robbers was a daily activity. when we played Hide and go seek until our legs grew numb. You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. "Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. Captain Planet. He's a Hero. You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" You remember watching: -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow on PBS. You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads. You remember watching: -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -3 Ninjas movies. You remember Ring Pops. You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. one word. . . Furbies. You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. And Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. Michael Jordan was a king. YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff! You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Gak was the coolest stuff invented. The old dollar bills. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. You remember a time before the WB. You collected all the Troll dolls If you even know what an original walkman is. You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch. You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!" You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . . Before Spongebob If you remember all of that(or most of it) then you're a 90's kid random quotes/sayings: Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead... I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days" When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy. Smile. It confuses people. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from? If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? The world is cruel... get used to it! Not all scars fade, not all wounds heal. If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. The evil gnomes poked me in the bum wit a stick. Chasing little green midgets in tu-tus around with a rabid turkey sandwich, be back when pigs fly. Hey,I'm a silly peanut who's gonna be turned into peanut butter, and I like noodles. What does this all mean? ...POOF...I'm gone! How many toes does a fish have how many wings on a cow i wonder yup i wonder! How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?...Wait I just thought of something that would be good for making...ooooooooo something shiny!! "Americans worship money. I have been looking for god all my life and he is right in my pocket." -Chris Rock Hope is a good thing, perhaps the best of things and no good thing ever dies, except my dog scruffy, he got hit by a car. If you're in a hurricane and a tree falls, what sound does a cow make on the 4th of July in a blizzard? Welcome to the world of very scary fairies! For those who think fairies are innocent little creatures... Killing gnomes with sporks! If you’re paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Icecream doesn't have bones!! Not the leprachans again!! They are back, they are back! Get away! Hide your pets! They are back! Purple monkeys r coming.purple monkeys r coming ...HIDE... The cheese sat next to the banana!! Watch out for the gopher!! He will turn you into blue pancakes... Would you like a cookie? So would I. You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear. Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!. People sya that people kill people, not that guns kill people. But I don't think it would work if you stood in front of a person and said "BANG!" and they die. Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?" A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, INSERT NAME HERE, RUN!" Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon Do you think the Trix cereal kids should just suck up their pride, and give the rabbit some Trix? We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it "The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? - Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed When all else fails read the instructions. When all else fails and the instructions are missing, kick it." only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." "Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half have never voted for president. One hopes it is the same half." "Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others." "If absolute power corrupts then where does that leave god?" "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett. "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - WC Fields. "I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." "I hope you will think of a smart way to fight them. If you don't, I will find a stupid way." -Daine (to Numair) Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people Don't call me sir." - Raoul "Yes, sir" - Kel Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her If you think that all men should be like this, copy and paste this into your profile! Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: |
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