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 Author has written 46 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Twilight, and Criminal Minds. Find me on AO3 and tumblr under the same username: mrsProbie Man, it's been a busy DECADE on this account: posting, taking down when ashamed, writing new things... I started this account in the eighth grade, and now here I am in grad school! Some things never change, I guess. (Hopefully my quality of writing has gotten better?) Proud to be a part of the HPFC forum, challenging myself on the regular! |
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Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,091,823 - Reviews: 14988 - Favs: 13,758 - Follows: 15,597 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Percy Take the Wheel by Kitty Smith reviews
A freak accident with Arthur's enchanted Ford Anglia causes a minor explosion and a major change in the Weasley household. With Arthur in a coma and Molly having passed away, Bill and Charlie can't afford to quit their jobs and must support the family from afar. Thus, it falls to Percy to handle the day-to-day, even if he's not sure that he can.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,521 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Percy W.
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3781 - Favs: 7,227 - Follows: 9,504 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An International Exchange by Golden28 reviews
Hermione Granger is placed in the BAU as part of a magical/muggle exchange program. The only person privy to her real identity is Agent Cruz. Her placement in the team is unexpected and rubs the agents the wrong way. When she and Morgan end up in a difficult situation on a case in Washington, will they end up finding common ground? Honestly? They both find it unlikely. (One Shots).
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,959 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Morgan
Strange Visitors From Another Century by Izzyaro reviews
The destruction of the time turners in the Department of Mysteries throws Harry, Ron and Hermione a thousand years into the past. There they meet the Founders of Hogwarts, who are not at all pleased about what has happened to their school. They decide that something must be done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 259,140 - Reviews: 2785 - Favs: 5,980 - Follows: 7,171 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
The Gates of Azkaban by mirrormarie reviews
On the verge of joining the Death Eaters, Severus has a conversation that changes his mind, with consequences that change his entire world. But his isn't the only world affected...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 293,367 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Hermione G., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Chrysalis by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that even an unbroken soul is not immutable, and that everything has a price. The price of love is loss; the price of knowledge is understanding; the price of life is death; and the price of mastering Death...is far more than he ever wanted to pay. A continuation of Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,489 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 3,103 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 12/18/2016
And the Unethical Binding Contract by SimplyMe51 reviews
AU. What if the Triwizard Tournament took place in Harry's first year, not his fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 177 - Published: 4/14/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
By Baker Street Station, I Sat Down and Wept by Deco reviews
Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 142 - Words: 555,365 - Reviews: 4170 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,435 - Updated: 3/31/2019 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Petunia D., Dudley D.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 7,307 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
That Awful Boy by paracosim reviews
Petunia lets slip a twenty-year-old secret, and Dumbledore sends Harry to Spinner's End to study Occlumency early. Severus Snape can see no way in which this could end in catastrophe. Fifth Year AU, Slow Burn Snupin. Cross-posted on Ao3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,640 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/4/2019 - Published: 6/2/2011 - [Remus L., Severus S.] Harry P. - Complete
Anticlockwise by Casscade reviews
Terrible things happen when wizards meddle with time, Miss Granger. Particularly to those caught in their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,598 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
Wandmaking by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Few wonder. None guess. [Darkfic. Oneshot. Rated M for a reason.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/6/2018 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Six Pomegranate Seeds by Seselt reviews
At the end, something happened. Hermione clutches at one fraying thread, uncertain whether she is Arachne or Persephone. What she does know is that she will keep fighting to protect her friends even if she must walk a dark path. *time travel*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 186,656 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 9/26/2018 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Marcus F. - Complete
The Cactus and the Toad by mirrormarie reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Neville Longbottom and Severus Snape find themselves in the uncomfortable position of working together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,700 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/20/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 122 - Words: 302,695 - Reviews: 6957 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 3,838 - Follows: 3,858 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Toxicology by Speechwriter reviews
Being best friends with a horcrux for seven years changes a person. / a darkish hermione oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/22/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Red Knight by Demon Eyes Laharl reviews
When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 201,919 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 4,024 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 2,788 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Once More with Feeling by Kyonomiko reviews
Sometimes taking a second look can give you a new perspective on someone. Hermione has difficulty analyzing people once she has made up her mind, especially in regards to herself. Circumstances what they are, she might not have a choice but to try again. Dramione EWE. Granger Enchanted Awards 2018 Winner
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,770 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 4/1/2018 - Published: 10/22/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Muggles & Mortgages by Kyonomiko reviews
"In a world run by greed and built by deadly machines, muggles find their way through the trials of their daily lives with only their wits to guide them. Join the adventure and discover the muggle world like you've never known it. Welcome to Muggles and Mortgages." Dramione EWE. M mostly for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,805 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 3/11/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
One Day Like This by Hannah-1888 reviews
After suffering a setback, Hermione finds her life heading in a different direction. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,482 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/8/2018 - Published: 12/22/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
After (and the World Went On) by Entwinedlove reviews
Complete. / After Lily's life ended, the world went on. This is the story of how Lily survived Lord Voldemort's attack on that fateful Hallowe'en night and how she and the remaining Marauders continued on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 62,327 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/6/2017 - Published: 9/18/2017 - [Sirius B., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 4,159 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Whelped by Casscade reviews
Professor Snape is tasked with delivering the letter to the boy nobody has set eyes on in ten years... Horror Oneshot: Pretty messed up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Complete
Catechism by Dreamfall reviews
AU The Dursleys taught Harry to fear and hate magic and all things magical including himself. Now how long will it take the wizarding world see the damage done? And can they ever hope to fix it? Disturbing. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,569 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 3,286 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Black coffee, with sugar by Jem Doe reviews
Daphne woke up to the smell of coffee, which was unusual, all things considered. Mostly because she didn't drink coffee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,295 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 10/6/2017 - Published: 3/21/2017 - [Daphne G., Harry P.] - Complete
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 222 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
Dedicated by NeonDomino reviews
A Collection of stories dedicated to others. [Previous] Android!AU - Some androids still retain their humanity. There's enough left inside of them to fall in love and run away together. For Hato-ryou-chan. [Latest] Isolated and alone, Remus' dull life running a B&B takes a turn for the better when his pen-pal shows up, determined to do anything to make Remus happy. For Lizzy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,579 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 12/1/2016 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] James P., OC
The Difference A Letter Makes by The Moon Potato reviews
What happens when one too many authors misspell a particular word? Total crack, of course! Harry gets a delivery in the mail one day, and a special power is revealed. Planned as a series of one-shots set in different canon scenes, but might be expanded into a full story depending on how things go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/3/2017
Poolside by Writerwithagoal reviews
Lily is the summer pool girl for the Potters. She is staying in their guest house, and have been promised a fairly quiet summer. All she has to keep an eye on is her employer's sons and their friends. What could happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2017 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 4,762 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2704 - Favs: 13,032 - Follows: 7,694 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Chasing Pavements by AllISeeAreStars reviews
Her flirtations were a distraction. That was all. Then he began looking forward to it, reciprocating even. That's when it got complicated.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 6/25/2017 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Hermione G., A. Hotchner/Hotch] J. Gideon
Cabotage by AllISeeAreStars reviews
It started with a collision, then an embarrassing call, and morphed into something neither of them expected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,062 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/22/2017 - Published: 5/22/2017 - [Hermione G., S. Reid] - Complete
indecision by MedusaOfTheSpecies reviews
"Cissy, dearest, what do you stand for?" {Narcissa chooses her son every time} :: Freeverse for Camp Potter 2017
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Chemistry & Timing by TheBookBully reviews
She mustn't be seen. It was the oldest rule of time travel yet one of the hardest to follow. Hermione is thrown back to the start of her third year and the professor who'd always been there for her. Now with Sirius escaped from prison and Remus' entire past before him again, can she be there for him? And what happens once the year is over? NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 292,202 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 1,915 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 2/21/2012 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] - Complete
A Curious Dream by Alonso King of Naples reviews
Harry wakes up from a curious dream. Wrote most of this two years ago. I don't really ship severus and lily anymore (the original purpose of this fic was heavily severus/lily related and it still kinda is), but still thought this was a cool idea, so I finally got around to finishing it. Hope you like it. Haven't edited it in a while, so prepare for some mistakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2017 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Blind Werewolf McWolf by Mirgaxus reviews
The one where universe hates Remus, but it's okay, because he has Sirius and other Marauders. Or: The one where Sirius never learns to be tactful and is just a big puppy who wants to help Remus. Or: Scenes from the first year to all the way to the sixth year. [Wolfstar, Blind!Remus AU, Get together -fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,427 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/12/2017 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
False accusations by Mirgaxus reviews
It's December 1981 and Sirius has his hands full with Harry, when one afternoon he receives an unexcepted visit from Child Protection Services. [Pre-slash? Wolfstar]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2017 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] Harry P. - Complete
Turning Back the Clock by Dazzlious reviews
When Hermione uses the last remaining Time-Turner to try to help Harry, things go terribly wrong. Can she put things right again, or will Severus Snape be the fly in the ointment? *NOW COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,469 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/25/2017 - Published: 1/13/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1884 - Favs: 6,219 - Follows: 3,772 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure Part 1 by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 4,623 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
Crossing Lines by plutoplex reviews
Taking an aging potion was Fred and George Weasley's backup plan for getting past Dumbledore's age line in GoF. Their initial idea, though... Well, finding themselves 18 years in the past was not part of the plan. Marauders era. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,421 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Severus S., George W., Fred W., Marauders - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6083 - Favs: 16,535 - Follows: 13,172 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Way Home by Miss Grace O'Malley reviews
The war was over and Hermione Granger was focused on making the best of the wizarding world. When she's hurled back in time, what will happen with a certain Marauder? (Rated M for later chapters including violence, sexual content, and language) - Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,299 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Fabian P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2388 - Favs: 4,413 - Follows: 3,376 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Just Another Orphan by ValwithV reviews
Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter just another orphan. Without the scar on his forehead Harry is free to choose his own path. His Slytherin sorting is only the first surprise to his parents' old friends. Darkish themes. Dark!Harry. Rating could go up to M later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,405 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Neville L.
Harry Potter and the Avatar's Return by PristinelyUngifted reviews
After finding a torn comic in the trash when told to clean Dudley's room, four year old Harry Potter puts it together with some odd things that have happened around him, and concludes that he's the Avatar. - Not a crossover so much as a fic in which Harry Potter is convinced that 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' is a historical documentary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,612 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 479 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Complete
Fate and Choice by Doppler Effect reviews
Harry was born a Hotchner. After a painful twelve years of separation, Hotch decides nothing is ever going to divide his family again. Not the looming threat of Tom Riddle, not the benevolent concern of the Hogwarts staff, not Hotch's own demons. Meanwhile, Harry struggles to balance his American family with the growing responsibility he begins to face in Britain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 70 - Words: 700,849 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Harry P., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Letter by mango-melone reviews
"'Dear Mr Godfather,' the letter read, 'My name is Harry Potter, and I'm living with my aunt and uncle, but I don't like it very much.'" When through an act of desperation and accidental magic a letter finds its way into Azkaban, Sirius Black decides that his godson needs him. But how do you take care of a child when you're a wanted criminal?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,756 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,678 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Night Out by OakStone730 reviews
A Friday night out after Auror training with his friend Scorpius reveals more secrets than Albus was ever expecting. One Shot. Written to Ani mage's prompt: "I remember everything" Albus/Scorpius Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2016 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Finding Potter by etherian reviews
This story was inspired by a passage from the Deathly Hallows right before Snape dies. What if it was all different? What if Harry was rescued at 4.5 years. What if Harry was unable to fulfill the Prophecy? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 181,715 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Watch Over Me by snapeslittleblackbuttons reviews
Hermione spends her summer afternoons with Severus as he recovers from Nagini's bite and Ron tries to deal with Fred's death. Severus Snape/Hermione Granger. SS/HG. WINNER: First Place 2017 Haven Awards, Best Time Turner. Romance/Drama/Comfort. HEA. Time Turner. Rated MATURE. LEMONS. Warning: abusive!Ron; domestic violence. As always, thanks for reading.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,615 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Slytherin, Snape and Dudley by helen101 reviews
Due to Harry performing accidental magic, Dudley becomes a wizard and attends Hogwarts in Harry's second year. How does Harry cope? Snape mentors Harry fic. No slash. CP in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,852 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/19/2016 - Published: 5/28/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Dudley D. - Complete
Rebuilt Machinery of Our Hearts by Doppler Effect reviews
Hotch finds a young boy near his house. After months of cumulative evidence of the boy's abusive home, Haley decides they're keeping him. It soon becomes apparent that raising Harry won't be as simple as they thought when bizarre things start happening and a mysterious stranger takes a peculiar interest in the new member of their household. Pre-Hogwarts years to end of seventh year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,255 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Complete
Sleeper by Nautical Paramour reviews
"She will talk like a pureblood, act like a pureblood, understand pureblood traditions better than a pureblood. By the time she reaches Hogwarts, no one will question her." After the death of James and Lily, Sirius and Hermione become a sleeper cell, determined to take down the Death Eaters from the inside. Eventual Theo/Hermione. AU. Pureblood!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione,COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,873 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 3/29/2016 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Foam Hearts by Auntleona0 reviews
Coffee shop AU. A story in which James and Lily are blind - both in entirely different ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2016 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
On the Same Page by Sky Rat reviews
What do you do when you get exactly what you wanted but you know that it isn't real, and cannot last? Remus isn't sure how his sanity will survive waiting for the love potion Sirius accidentally drank to wear off. Sirius is not making it easy for him. A Marauders' Era story. Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/19/2016 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P. - Complete
This Time by Subversa reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, an inexplicable illness plagues the surviving Death Eaters. Albus Dumbledore has a plan to save Severus Snape—but how, exactly, is Hermione Granger involved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,517 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Concussion by SableUnstable reviews
Meet-cutes have never been so bloody. Or painful. One-shot, Muggle!AU, Remione, rated T for very slight language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Darkness Visible by plutoplex reviews
AU after GoF. Trelawney makes a new prophecy about a mysterious Half-Blood Prince, and Dumbledore struggles to find out who it's about. Already walking a tightrope between two masters, Severus Snape feigns ignorance while making his own plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 123 - Words: 181,884 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Severus S. - Complete
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 300 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Alternate History by Incarnadine reviews
AU. Snape's first Defence lesson goes horribly wrong for Hermione when she is caught in a freak spell explosion and finds herself in a strangely altered version of the world she knows. While desperate to go back, she can't resist getting involved when she realises her memories may be the key to thwarting Voldemort's plans. But can staying lead to anything but heartbreak for her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,658 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/30/2016 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S., Lavender B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pureblood Prince by Revhead reviews
When Draco comes to live with Harry and his relatives for the summer after fifth year, Harry thinks life at Privet Drive has reached an all-time low. Little does either boy know what surprises lie in store for them, as unexpected discoveries will be made and long-held preconceptions will be called into question. WARNINGS: Abuse, depression, suicide ideation, mentions of rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 253,416 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 5,427 - Follows: 2,361 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Proud by Winter Leigh End reviews
Instead of letting Vernon in on her sister's little secret, Petunia worked diligently to keep magic as nothing more than a fairytale. However, when she dies unexpectedly, leaving her husband a widower shortly before that fateful Halloween night, Vernon doesn't know what he's getting himself into when he takes Harry into his home. AU. COMPLETE with epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,070 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 8/18/2015 - [Vernon D., OC] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5982 - Favs: 7,389 - Follows: 8,976 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf? by FlashFiction reviews
When a teenage girl is killed in Salem, Massachusetts, the BAU is sent to investigate. But this isn't a straight forward murder. Once they uncover the mysterious Salem Institute, they realise that things are more complicated than they could've imagined.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,224 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Minerva M., R. Hooch, A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Harry Runs Into An Old Muggle Classmate by LumosSword134 reviews
One-Shot. Harry runs into a an old Muggle classmate from primary school while out in London with Ginny, Ron, and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 287 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Of Myth and Magic by Wonkington reviews
She knew it wasn't good for her, standing here like this, waiting for something that wasn't there to appear. Something spectacular to happen between mis-numbered houses. Something to prove that magic was real. Eventual SS/HG. AU with purpose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,624 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Broken Together by Almarinda reviews
A story of picking up and moving on after the war...of how things might have been for the Trio and George if Severus had lived. Would Severus befriend the one who saved him? What would life be like after the war and how would they go about putting things back together? Canon compliant...except Snape lives! Eventual HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,922 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Daddy Issues by cocoartist reviews
One day, James Potter fell out of the sky. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,759 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
What's In A Name by BrilliantLady reviews
A bittersweet glimpse into the life of Hermione and Ron as they expect their first child and argue over traditional wizarding versus Muggle customs in regards to pregnancy and childrearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
Personal Bubble by greenschist reviews
After Harry and Ron present Hermione with their suspicions about Draco, she wonders how her best friends ever passed the Auror training program.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Chain Reaction by EloquentDossier reviews
A dialogue-only AU in which Hotch texts what he thinks is Rossi's new number but is actually the slightly eccentric stranger whom Hotch knows only as "Spencer." What follows is something neither man could have ever quite expected. / Eventual slash. More-so canon divergence than an AU. More accurately labeled as a text-fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,155 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] D. Morgan, D. Rossi - Complete
Infinity by Oktas reviews
A prolific serial killer who has terrorized California for over five years reappears in Los Angeles, leaving behind a string of crime scenes that summons the BAU to L.A. But the team soon discovers a startling web of corruption surrounding the case, and after the disappearance of two of their own agents, tensions rise as their safe return becomes an ever distant realization.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,553 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 3/25/2015 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jennifer J./JJ, D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35561 - Favs: 26,554 - Follows: 19,571 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 11,120 - Follows: 3,849 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
There's a Pure-Blood Custom For That by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. The day Harry stops Malfoy and his son from being bothered in Diagon Alley starts a strange series of interactions between them. Who knew there was a pure-blood custom for every situation? COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,955 - Reviews: 1135 - Favs: 2,420 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] George W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Meeting of the Minds by mariteri reviews
Special Agent Dave Rossi meets Jack Hotchner's tutor looking over their newest case board and finds out that there is a heck of a lot more to this woman than meets the eyes. Rated K for mild language and implied violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 215 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Hermione G., D. Rossi, S. Reid - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6496 - Favs: 10,759 - Follows: 8,498 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Appallingly Wrong and Irreparably Broken by Tessa Crowley reviews
Everything in Harry's life is pretty terrible, all things considered. His life is an endless cycle of crippling self-hatred and bitter sarcasm. So when Draco Malfoy comes sauntering back into it, sharp as a tack and twice as fit as he has any right to be, the only comfort Harry can find is that he can't possibly make it any worse. You know, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,521 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Breaking Shells by TimeNebula reviews
She smiles at him, and he thinks she is the most beautiful person he has ever laid his eyes on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/25/2014 - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 14477 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,135 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 5,743 - Follows: 6,536 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
The Fine Line Between Love and Hate by Short-circuit-Soulmate reviews
The Silver Marauders are the most popular group in school, consisting of Ron, Harry, Blaise and Draco. Hermione is the most unpopular girl in school. Blaise wants to discover the motivation behind Draco's constant bullying of Hermione. AU. Violence. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 330,427 - Reviews: 2222 - Favs: 3,282 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Luna L.] - Complete
Chaos Theory by Tessa Crowley reviews
Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 103,285 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
Where is Hermione? by losthpfanficwriter reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione disappears. Harry searches for her for years, but she is gone... until she finally comes back on her own terms. (Written to illustrate the flaw in this trope.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 1,059 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Perception is Everything by Kendra James reviews
When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,658 - Reviews: 4889 - Favs: 9,521 - Follows: 5,929 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No More Secrets by sbmcneil reviews
Hermione has started her new job in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement and is handed a case that shakes her world view. Ron and Hermione both learn more about themselves and their assumptions about the wizarding world. * Deals with issues of domestic violence*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Giving in to Temptation: Fools in Love by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
For months Hermione has been going behind Ron's back, but with their wedding fast approaching she finally has to choose between her head and her heart - not to mention survive Pansy Parkinson's insane attempts to destroy her life. FredHermioneGeorge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,150 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W. - Complete
Sins and Scars and Shattered Things by Tessa Crowley reviews
Sequel to "The Unbearable Burden of Caring". Fifteen years have passed since the War, but the wizarding world isn't quite ready to forgive Draco Malfoy for his past sins, or for being in love with Harry Potter. For a former Death Eater who escaped conviction, it is a trial by fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,393 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Last Resort by The Maudlin Muse reviews
What happens when Severus Snape can simply take no more of the abuse? Please leave feed back Reviews are the sustinance that keeps us writers going, plus they are filling and non fattening!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,923 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Neighborly Love by Goddess Bless reviews
Reid is injured after a run in with an unsub. As he is going to be staying in the hospital for the time being it's time to come clean about his love life before his partner meets his work partners. He could think of about a million things he'd rather do than tell profilers that he not only likes both men and women, but that he has been dating a guy for quite some time. SR.NL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 140 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7781 - Favs: 15,500 - Follows: 9,500 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
A Matter of House by Emerald Ashes reviews
In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,346 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Bellatrix L., Molly W. - Complete
SPEW Is Insignificant by Dobby's Socks reviews
Hermione's House Elf Movement is vindicated but also swept aside due to the fact that it was never needed in the first place. Wizards should consider reading up on all the laws they have to follow. Or Professor Pemberly's study hall might just have to take action.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Hermione G., Neville L.
A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 3,882 - Follows: 5,200 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
Bipolar by Coyoyotie reviews
In which Harry begins to lose control of his emotions. Sensitive topic challenge; bipolar disorder, Lunarry friendship, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Meeting the Family by Kievan Rus' Supernova reviews
Slash. HPSF Harry/Seamus Fifth year kinda happened, but Sirius didn't die. No HPB or DH. Seamus decides he wants his lover to meet the family. God help them all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Seamus F., Harry P.
Time Orbs and Pregnancy by G. Novella reviews
Neville and Harry are freaking out about becoming fathers. When they take a time orb back to their parents seventh year, will their worries be assuaged? Can they handle the stress of seeing their parents and not being able to change a thing? And will their wives ever reach them? What about the ripple effect that is created just by their arrival? What now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,599 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Neville L., Harry P.
A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by unicornesque reviews
"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Crossing the Line by ClassicalConundrum reviews
TWO Head Boys?...Harry and Draco thought Dumbledore was screwed up already but now they have to share a bed as well? Our two favourite boys are in a pickle, fate will prevail! Smexiness included, DM/HP YAY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,739 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
T-Shirt by AgentSwan reviews
Hermione told her boyfriend her secret. Find out how he takes it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 60 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Hermione G., D. Morgan - Complete
The Valentine's Auction by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: As one of the 'lucky' lots of Hogwarts' Valentine's Day auction, Hermione finds herself won by Draco Malfoy, of all people. Can they forget their past and enjoy a romantic carriage ride?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,568 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 6,462 - Follows: 4,105 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1536 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Lust by slythergirl reviews
SMUT/LEMONS. Warning: RAPE! Hermione creates a potion to get Ron's attention, but gets his fathers attention instead. More than she bargained for!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hermione G., Arthur W. - Complete
A Patrol Changes Everything by Chereche reviews
On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,903 - Reviews: 1678 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 1,717 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Senses by lorien829 reviews
Two marriages slowly disintegrate, and, with their unraveling, two friends find renewal in unexpected places.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,821 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Physics and Magic by battousaisgirl16 reviews
With the return of a old collegue the BAU team is called to England in order to help with the War between Light and Dark. Reid finds a familiar face there, can he get past all her secrets? Reidfem!harry, ingores book 6 and 7
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,128 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Harry P., S. Reid - Complete
The Hunter and the Hunted by keelhaulrose reviews
On an ordinary night Jasper Whitlock is sitting in a club in England when he comes across a woman who smells like no other. He soon finds out that she is indeed like no other he has met. AU!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 160,802 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hermione G., Jasper - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 8,504 - Follows: 3,781 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Curiosity by HarnGin reviews
How different would Harry Potter's first year of school have been if the Dursleys had successfully suppressed Harry's natural curiosity? This NARRATIVE shows what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 214 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Solamen Miseris by Paimpont reviews
A year after the final battle, select death eaters are given the chance to complete a "redemption program" where they must live without magic for six months under supervision. Harry is assigned to watch over a mysterious dark wizard who has been locked up in a secret cell at the Ministry since the battle. HP/LV oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 232 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
My Other Half by Deadly Poppy reviews
Deathly Hollows spoiler! How does George react to his loss? Nothing will ever be the same for him again. And what's up with the strange girl living with the Weasleys who lost her memory in battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,638 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 7/11/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Breathing Space by Blue McLain reviews
They were careless and their Unsub got them. They were stupid. Now Morgan and Reid have to wait for rescue. But their breaths are numbered. And whatever they want to do yet, whatever they want to say, they better do it fast. M/R slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,897 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
This is not a fanfic by Drownerway reviews
This is not a summary
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,066 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/27/2007
Torn by Neurotica reviews
AU. An escape from Azkaban has called for drastic measures to be taken. Five-year-old Harry Potter is taken from his relatives' home and relocated with two of his parents' remaining friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,242 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Not Quite Brotherly Love by Nyx Narcohypnia reviews
Just a short. James and Regulus moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Regulus B., James P. - Complete
The Matchmaker by Flames101 reviews
"Emily... there's more in this world than Aaron Hotchner..." Stuck on the idea that is Aaron Hotchner, Rossi attempts to show Emily that there are other, more viable, fish in the sea. Emily/Rossi. Complete. Nominated for Best Emily/Rossi fic during the 2011 and 2012 Profiler's Choice Awards, hosted by the CCOAC forum.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011 - [E. Prentiss, D. Rossi] - Complete
I'm gonna take care of you by criminals-addiction reviews
Morgan takes care of Prentiss after one too many.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/1/2011 - E. Prentiss, D. Morgan
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6867 - Favs: 10,486 - Follows: 5,235 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Course by TimeTurnerForSale reviews
For the last ten years, they've met at the same conference; this year, all of that will change. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dudley's Dilemma by kakistocrat reviews
Dudley Dursley had a very nice life. A good job, a nice house, a loving family. He even had his parents living nearby. Then, one short walk with his four year old daughter changed that all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,412 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Ties That Bind by Ailith111 reviews
When Harry finds out he has an uncle he desperately abandons everything and everyone and sets off to find a new adventure. And perhaps something else too. Rated for swearing. Slash. HP/TD
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 1,919 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Tony D.
Do No Harm by Aquarius Princess reviews
Sam is raped and she's not telling anyone who did it. All anyone knows is that it was someone she knew. Suspisions and accusations will tear everyone apart. Author's Note: It's rated M because of the the severe content it deals. Pairings Are Secret
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,734 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Sam P. - Complete
Love, Hogwarts by Mischief1Managed reviews
Sirius, Lupin, and Harry share memories and stories as they read through letters the Marauders and friends wrote to their future selves while at school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
King's Ransom by wildknees reviews
James makes no attempt to hide that he's uncomfortable with Sirius and Remus being a couple, but when he loses a bet and must act as Sirius' slave for a day, he's forced to come face to face with his friends' relationship. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dobby's Legacy by Midnighter 13 reviews
When Dobby died a Free Elf, and Kreacher led the Elves at Hogwarts, it marked the begining of a new era. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Dobby, Kreacher - Complete
Dear Lizzie by dmc-22-10 reviews
Liz Potter lost her parents at a young age, and spent her childhood living with her uncle, aunt and her older cousin James. Follow Liz as she journeys through her childhood, Hogwarts, and follow her to the First and Second Wizarding Wars.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 65,437 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - OC, Sirius B.
The Grass is always Greener by Iron Dragon Maiden reviews
HP/Twilight. It was an offer Jasper couldn't refuse. Either wander around or help this other world fight off an evil wizard. Since he's there, why not ameliorate his vampire existence and befriend that nice runt Harry?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 66,686 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Harry P., Jasper
Muggle Saturday by plinker5x5 reviews
The Weasley parents confront their youngest children about their respective spouses' suspicious behavior. Takes place in D.H. between end of war and epilogue. Canon compliant. One-shot. HP/GW, HG/RW, HP/HG?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,571 - Reviews: 3869 - Favs: 8,244 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Enhanced by RavenclawGenius reviews
Hermione/Edward: Right after she graduates, Hermione's parents insist that they visit family in Forks. After a crash, Hermione must learn to adjust to living with a family of vampires while teaching them about magic. HPxTwilight. Pre-Bella.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,655 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Hermione G., Edward
Dobby's Job by NeverBeenDarkMarked reviews
Hermione's S.P.E.W attempts to free elves did work after all, heres what happened! Introducing Snickety, House elf at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Dobby - Complete
Replicate by SerenityCourage reviews
Stalk me once, shame on you. Stalk me twice...Will contain spanking.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Keeping Up Appearances by Abster1 reviews
Sometimes Spencer wonders if he's imagining things, but then sometimes he doesn't. SamSpencer, Spam fic. oneshot. Mostly cute and fluffy. Vaguely dirty. If you don't like it, don't read it.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 3,199 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
How a Hat Changed Hogwarts by frodolove12 reviews
People don't fit into labels, or neat little boxes. Can you ever say someone is really just smart, loyal, cunning, or brave? Never a mixture? Always a definitive line, thick and black, clean cut? No of course not. The sorting hat stops sorting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
How Very Scandalous! by angelically-devilish reviews
Submission for the Twin Exchange Valentine's Day Challenge! REMUS/HERMIONE - "I'm sure Sirius and James would be proud. Drinking wine with a beautiful woman in the Headmaster's office seems like something they would approve of."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Sam by 8thweasleykid reviews
The summer after Severus calls Lily the 'M' word, he is so desperate to talk to her that he disguises himself as a muggle named Sam. Will Lily be receptive to the new handsome young man, and in so unknowingly allow Severus back into her life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,967 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Pearl Button by Savva reviews
Hermione's genuine smile of delight had surprised Severus. She was happy to see him...Hmm... How very odd and disconcerting. Highly disconcerting indeed. Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, and one naughty, naughty pearl button. AU.OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/3/2010 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
The House Elf Revolution by readingirl4030 reviews
100 years after Harry defeated Voldemort, 5 elves stumble on a white stone memorial, and are given the idea of freedom. Soon they will begin a journey to become Free Elves, and they would take the world by storm along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Dobby
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 3,957 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
It All Started With A Chair by Lemonly reviews
After an encounter during the summer, Hermione's pregnant and Dean's the father. Story uses quotes from the movie "Juno"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Hermione G., Dean T. - Complete
Temporality by fangirlwithak reviews
In order to prevent the destruction of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger goes back in time to work behind the scenes. However, she underestimates two very important factors: refashioning her life in a completely different reality... and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 51,189 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 230 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Can You Say Fauxward? by SlytherinRiter reviews
Well, can you? Severus Snape can... well, he can now, at least. A silly one-shot in Severus' first real challenge as a teacher and Head of House.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Mistletoe by wildwordwomyn reviews
Winter in Chicago is cold enough to make your breath freeze as soon as it leaves your mouth...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
An Error in Judgment by coffeebuddha reviews
Spencer is angry and Derek's in trouble.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/2/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Orange by handschuhmaus reviews
Drabble. Severus muses. His topic? Footware. "As long as her definition of "Slytherin green" does not venture, even at its extremities, into the forbidden territory of chartreuse."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Severus S., OC - Complete
A Helping Hand by Laurielove reviews
Draco asks Hermione to lend him a hand ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Teacher by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGSF: Seamus had always been awful at Charms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
Belong by RavenclawGenius reviews
HGRL: Remus flees when he kisses her, and Hermione doesn't understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,114 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Blended Coffee by Raea Lemon reviews
Hermione marries Severus Snape after she's left with Remus' child, no job, and no place to stay. What happens fifteen years later when Remus walks back into her life and Severus watches his marriage crumble around him? Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,822 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Yawns at Dawn by Chirugal reviews
It's not exactly appropriate behaviour to go to your sleeping boss's house and fall asleep on his bed, without even saying hi. But Abby's pulled a string of all-nighters, and sleep-fogged minds work in mysterious ways... Gabby one-shot, complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Gibbs Doesn't Get Sick by Taylor Hayes reviews
Gibbs doesn't get sick. But when he does, who will take care of him? Oneshot!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
A new chance by AbbyGibbs reviews
Abby as something to announce to Gibbs and when he'll know how will he react? One shot!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/5/2010 - [Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S.] - Complete
Dear Gibbs by SemperFi-NavyNCIS reviews
Abby writes a letter to Gibbs. Post Hiatus. Abby/Gibbs father/daughter
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Harry Potter vs Twilight: The Ultimate Showdown! by AwesomeKid and MidnightWriter reviews
Mini-sodes of what would happen if Harry Potter and Twilight characters met... hilarity, confusion, and fangirly-ness abounds...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,215 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Edward
The Hofstadter Gaunt Duality by weasleytook reviews
Lord Voldemort pays Leonard a visit in the middle of the night to discuss a few things. Blame this crack on someone else. I just wrote it. LOL.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Voldemort, Leonard H. - Complete
What it was like by Caz251 reviews
Summary: McGee has to know what it was like for Tony to kiss another man...he finds out. Slash. Tony Dinozzo/Timothy McGee.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Tim M., Tony D.] - Complete
Last requests by vespertine dreams reviews
Thinking they're about to die, Tim tells Tony how he feels. See note at beginning also. Slash- Tony/Tim.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
What Shattered Dreams Can Lead To by hello.i'm.mia.black reviews
Hermione leaves an abusive Ron and goes to live with her favorite Uncle Charlie. What will happen when she runs into our favorite Vampires?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,695 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Hermione G., Carlisle
I Have Them Too by AhmoseInarus reviews
Reid has something in common with a suspect; scars on his body, self inflicted. When the suspect is cleared, Reid cannot let the boy leave without offering him the help that he never had. And in doing so, Reid is able to heal one of his own wounds...
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/2/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Heros by Walkinthegarden reviews
Everyday, someone commits suicide, 65% of them children. Some come from abusive homes, but most do it because of us, their classmates, because we act like we hate them. We bully them, and it's no diffrent for Draco, Luna, Ron, and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Astoria G., Luna L.
Ejaculate the Uterus by fyren galan reviews
We all know where it comes from. But where does it go? Written after numerous contemplations of: Where does the Cleaning/Banishing Charm actually send things? Draco/Harry slash. Ch. 2: Where does a Banished uterus go? M-PREG. Yes, I'm serious. Kind of.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Friends Forever by hello.i'm.mia.black reviews
Hermione and Draco meet each other when they are ten. Follow them through their years at Hogwarts and see why they acted as they did.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Criminal Minds: Greyback's Revenge by The-Darkness-In-The-Bright reviews
AU: If HP was set further in the past since canon says that Harry defeated Voldemort in 1998 , and Harry Potter’s youngest, Lily Potter II joined the BAU as a profiler specializing in post-traumatic stress disorder and now Greyback has kidnapped her...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Lily Luna P., S. Reid
You'll Pay For That Malfoy by KatsOnTheAirplane reviews
Yes! A snowball fight is when Muggles throw snow or frozen precpatation at each other for fun. Dangerous results include frost-bitten hands or fingers." Please read and review. Based off a little part of my life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Demons in the Glass by fyren galan reviews
Pomfrey told her the bubotuber pus cured her acne. But her reflection tells a different story. WARNING: self-mutilation, slight insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Eloise M. - Complete
MindBlowing by JacksonFrost reviews
A fidgety Sirius and a really bad chat-up line does not seem to be a good combination, but for Remus, it just might be. Fluff SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Falling For You: HD Drabbles by brionyjae reviews
A collection of HarryDraco drabbles, with songs as prompts. A challenge from my friend. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
World Wide Werewolf Convention by Arwigirl reviews
Jacob and the werewolf packs are convinsed to go to the WWWC that is held every 10 years. But what will hapen when the ALA tries to crach the party? acranims explained in the preface.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Sirius B., Jacob - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince's Signature by fyren galan reviews
Harry doesn't discover the identity of the Half-Blood Prince while chasing after the killer of his beloved Headmaster. He finds out in an entirely more pleasant way. AU, Harry/Severus slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Should Know by keelhaulrose reviews
Moony's perfect man is the one he can touch, but he can never have. For Lumos Maximum's 500 word challenge. Slash RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Something of a Gift by 7biybykhp reviews
If the Dursleys really didn’t care that much about Harry, who was the one who got him his glasses? Well, read and find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Harry Potter Drabble by JellyEllieBean reviews
This was a written for a Survivor Contest on the SHINE forums Harry has an accident and is in the Hospital Wing, luckily, he gets a visiter that just can't seem to avoid the Savior of The Wizarding World
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Memoirs Of A Dead Guy by TotallyMad reviews
The way I died was somewhat anticlimactic... I mean, who survives eighteen years of being chased by a homicidal maniac and surviving four major battles, just to get bitten by a vampire less than two weeks after the death of said homicidal maniac?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Have to Drive by McStories reviews
A psychotic cop-killer has a score to settle with McGee. Tony's vehemence about protecting his Probie takes him by surprise, especially when it begins to develop into more than simply a desire to protect. Now completed.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,721 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Sluggy's Dance by GoldenMorning reviews
*&*officially postponed*&*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Have You Done by lenokiie reviews
It had started as a schoolgirl crush that led to a wedding with Remus Lupin, but is he the man she thought and loved him for? Beware, Remus not nice much.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A Voice For Squeak by nownowparamour reviews
What did Squeak think about the way black women were treated in 1930's Georgia? Find out here
Color Purple - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
What Could Have Been, Might Have Been by Siamh reviews
The Wizarding World made a mistake in thinking the danger was over, and it might have been their last. A select few attempt the impossible and succeed, and now they're back in 1990, the day before it all begins. AU H/Hr DarkCharacters nosuperHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Writes an Invitation to Luna by Hotonis Pheonixcoat reviews
Harry attempts to write an invitation to Luna for the Christmas party. during which he confesses his love. This story is specifically from the movie-verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Harry P., Luna L.
Pull the Plug by deadtodd reviews
An introvert and her gregarious best friend. Who'd have thought that someone who came from such a melancholy background could be so happy. AU/OOC. Implied Rape and Abuse, Suicide. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bill W., N. Tonks - Complete
The Twelve Chapters of Mary Sue by Clearly Epic reviews
In the spirit of the holidays, a little song about our favorite OOC-inducing OC. To be sung loudly to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Figuring it Out by mcmusings12 reviews
While working on a cold case involving the death of a marine’s wife, Tony and Tim come to a few realizations. The pairing is Tony/Tim i.e. slash . If you find this offensive, please do not read.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,067 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Empty Classrooms by Bowles reviews
In the end, the sum of Hermione's inheritance from Remus Lupin consisted of three words, three words that would shape the rest of her life and shake the world as she knew it: "magic is dying."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,304 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Remus L., Hermione G. - Complete
An Unsuccessful Snatch by Cirolane reviews
Post movie: Anya and Dmitri have a game they play.
Anastasia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Complete
Out In the Open by psychokid reviews
Spencer's ex shows up to humiliate him in front of his team, and reveals a secret...I suck at summaries. There will be slash, don't like, don't read. 'Possible' Hotch/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,459 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Unmistakable Anguish by omateido reviews
The trio has changed, but more changes are imminent. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hold Me Closer, Tony DiNozzo by AudioAnxiety reviews
A short, 1,500-word crackfic. While investigating a series of murders, McGee and DiNozzo get a little closer.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Bang Bang by thecauldronmeasuringoffice reviews
My baby shot me down...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 632 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
How was it for you? by Laurielove reviews
A short conversation based on life in the Granger/Weasley household as I imagine it. M rating. WARNING - DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE A FAN OF RON AND HERMIONE! Bit of silly drivvle really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Muse by WeatherWatch reviews
Seven years of hidden art. Seven years of unrequited love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Hermione G., Dean T. - Complete
Gorgeous by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Umbridge hates Fred and George more than most students. Here's why... One-shot. F/G, that means Twincest. Please don't flame, and if you must, don't do it anonymously...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Little is Enough by kutnerlove reviews
Fred is gone and George knows the key to getting him back lies in choclate eyes and the most wonderful sex he's ever experienced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,523 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Keep It by Chirugal reviews
After the events of Judgment Day, McGee and DiNozzo say their final goodbyes. Don't ask, don't tell: Tony won't tell, and Tim won't ask how Tony got so good at what they're doing... McNozzo smut, one-shot, complete.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Chocolate Covered Werewolf by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
RemusHermione - WINNER OF THE DECEDANT DESSERTS CHALLENGE! - When an argument with the resident know-it-all puts Remus in the proverbial doghouse, he strives to win her forgiveness with the best gift a girl could get: chocolate-covered werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Why Lamb Is Actually Good for You by fyren galan reviews
Lucius gives the vegetarians of the world a reason to eat meat. Harry/Lucius SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Never Able to Fly by Neeva Caffrey reviews
A poem about Sirius, his abuse, and his premature death. k for death
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Time Laughs At Us All by Batsutousai reviews
Time-turners and age potions shouldn't be mixed, Harry accidently finds out. His luck holds steady, though, and he finds both love and pain in the strangest of times. HPAD, slash, character death
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 133 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Albus D., Harry P.] Aberforth D. - Complete
Exposed by remuslives23 reviews
Sirius helps Remus overcome his insecurities. Interlude from my 'Muse' AU Universe, but you don't have to have read the fic to understand this. Birthday Gift for DragonDi!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
If Harry Potter was Real by HedwigFly reviews
Oneshot. Takes place in real life. What if Harry Potter was real? Just who would be the one to discover it? rated for language. Now has a sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Baby Got Back by A True Weasley reviews
Ron makes a big mistake by singing Baby Got Back to baby Rose, as that is the only way they can get her to laugh. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Ron W., Rose W. - Complete
Autumn Life by Sindie reviews
Snape somehow survives Nagini's attack, but he isn't particularly happy about it. Harry wishes he was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,355 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Time by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Harry notes how Ginny has changed, after the Final Battle. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Pinned Up by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
When Sirius takes a collection too far, Hermione decides to take action. SiriusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Opening by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Harry and Ginny attempt to make love. All dialogue, HarryGinny fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Little Bookshop Magic by Knight-to-H3 reviews
A lemony cross-over between Ron & Hermione from Harry Potter and Bella & Jasper from HopelessRomantic79's sexy Twilight fic "The Bookshop". You might want to read that one, too, sice it's a hot-hot-HOT story. Pairings: R/Hr and J/B
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Ron W., Bella - Complete
Five Years Later by adavisa reviews
This is a sequel to The Path to True Love. It's the pregnancy part that a bunch of my readers wanted to see. Many also didn't want to see it, so I wrote it as a seqel instead. RL/SB/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Lies by HollywoodGirl745 reviews
Based on the song Alyssa Lies. A first year named Annabelle befriends Harry and notices that something is wrong. Harry's relatives then take it too far. Child abuse and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/7/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
True Love's Kiss by Amethyst Elann reviews
Guess who is singing? Guess who doesn't want to be sung to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/6/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hermione's Rough Week by absorbaloff reviews
Hermione has an interesting week, dump Ron, move in with Sirius, etc. Each Chapter will be a new day in the week. Romantic pairing Sirius/Hermione. WARNING - LEMONS - Seriously, if you don't like that kind of thing, don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
July of Sorrows by Half-Blood Metamorphmagus reviews
Two teenagers, two childhood friends, years of suffering from their family's hands lead them to the end of the line, and as they break, both find love in each other one and last time before they find peace in the soothing darkness of death. Suicide Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
tap tap tap by BrunetteWeasley13 reviews
Lily and Severus are best friends and her bedroom is their refuge from the rest of the world. Set in Lily's childhood bedroom. Different moments spanning different summers in the Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
ID by Mr. Iwantyourbody Muraki reviews
Lassi goes to the BAU to ID the body of his brother and Shawn tags along. I own Nothing
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Bloodline by White Rose of Wutai reviews
Lucius Malfoy is up late choosing a name for his unborn son, but what name will be fitting to his pureblooded heir? His wife is asleep with a headcold, but what does Narcissa Malfoy really think about her families pureblood status?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
The Path to True Love by adavisa reviews
After divorcing Ron, Hermione decides that she's done living for other people, but she's in for a surprise. HGRL, RLSB, HGRLSB. Slash, smut, lemons, etc... It's rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,202 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Poison by slythergirl reviews
SMUT! WARNING: Adult / Underage sex! Hermione is the only one around to save Dumbledore's life when he gets poisoned. Her innocent mind doesn't see through his trick or his solution for her to save him ...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 152 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
You Belong With Me by mspolapotter reviews
Hermione has been fixing a jigsaw puzzle in her head. But there's still one piece missing. Only one question will be the key to the final piece of the puzzle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Late Night Snacks by nicoleeeeeeable reviews
8 month pregnant Hermione wakes up for a late night craving of chocolate, while eating, her and Remus decide on names for their unborn twins. Sequel coming soon! RL/HG REVIEW PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
A Quick Shag by adavisa reviews
LM/HP one-shot. Harry is just a quick shag for Lucius, but is that all Lucius is to Harry? Warning: suicide, character death, implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Graduation Ball by MissPennyLockhart reviews
The Unrequited love that Hermione thinks she's suffered since she was eleven, is perhaps not so unrequited. What happens when meddling friends get involved and feelings are finally revealed. Warning: Contains Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
When Two Magics Collide by Vicodin-221B reviews
11 year old Artemis Fowl has been researching fairies for a year when he gets a letter from Hogwarts. He was right about the magic, but wrong about the kind. Or was he? Could there be more than one type of magic? Is the world ready for Artemis the wizard?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Artemis F.
What Draco Malfoy Did on His 29th Birthday by Stacy Galore reviews
Follow Draco Malfoy as he posts updates on his Twitter account throughout his 29th Birthday on the 5th of June, 2009. Warnings: Adult language and allusions to adult situations, including slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Well, Thanks by jujubee123 reviews
Dimitri and Anya get into one of their historic fights when Dimitri sticks his spit covered hand in a bag of potato chips they were sharing. one-shot. RR. Flames accepted!
Anastasia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Dancing Lessons by remuslives23 reviews
How Remus became an incredible dancer. Slash. See the warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Unexpected Visitors by lovenotwar reviews
Have you ever wondered how you would react if your grandchildren suddenly appeared out of thin air? When you were 16 years old? No, I didn’t think so. I never did either, so I was not prepared for when it did happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,067 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
As You Were by angelically-devilish reviews
Valentine's Day - the bane of Hermione Granger's existence. Until someone unexpected shows her the finer points of the day of lover's bliss. SMUT'N'FLUFF! Do not read if you're underage. RL/HG oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 56 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Recipe For Disaster by inadaze22 reviews
It all started with two words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/23/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Surprises by 2pennies reviews
EdwardHermione. Nothing surprised Edward. He was a vampire after all. He’s lived a lifetime, seen more of everything than most people, experienced what the world has offered. Nothing surprised Edward. Sort of.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Bella Swann and the Sparklepire of Hogwarts by youcantseeus reviews
Bella goes to Hogwarts and meets her One True Love. Brief Twilight parody.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Severus S., Bella - Complete
When the Masks Come Off by angelically-devilish reviews
Remus/Hermione/Sirius oneshot. Hermione agrees to organize a masquerade ball for the boys and finds herself in a compromising position when the two mischievous Marauders corner her in her room. Rated M for LEMONS! You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,848 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 165 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Worn and Tattered by 2pennies reviews
EdwardHermione. He still wasn’t sure how he had come to this – sitting across from a witch, befriending a witch so honestly and without hesitation. He looked at her again, the sadness in her eyes and racing through her mind.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Hermione G., Edward - Complete
Chasing Midnight by keelhaulrose reviews
A trip to Mexico allows Hermione to let her hair down. But will one night turn into something more? HG/GeorgeW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Part I by angelically-devilish reviews
FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: MOTORCYCLES, WHISKEY, AND KARAOKE. Just part one in what I hope to be a series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. Smutty, smutty fun ahead, do not read if you are not of Muggle age! R&R PLEASE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Azkaban Madness by xxjonibaby reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban at the age of sixteen. Three years later he's found to be innocent. Harry sets out on a mission and it's NOT to destroy Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 123 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., OC
Muggle Games by pelespen reviews
Smutty/fluffy little one-shot. Sirius and Hermione play Scrabble. Written for Thanfic challenge at lj community hermionesirius. All characters and canon origins are the property of JK Rowling. I just like playing with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Perfect Picture by Platinum Express reviews
Sometimes, Sirius thought, you had to mix things to get them right. After all, he wouldn't have Hermione anywhere but that perfect spot of afternoon sunlight on the attic floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Moving in by SiriuslyLoveBound reviews
Hermione moves in with Harry, Ron, Remus, and Sirius. What happens when she goes out alone with 2 very attractive and older guys? SBHGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Oh, The Mistakes We Make For Love by somethingjustlikethat reviews
A letter that Harry writes to Severus after a misunderstanding. Oneshot. HP/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Wand Light by Stacy Galore reviews
About three things Harry Potter was absolutely positive. First, Malfoy was a vampire. Second, there was a part of Draco that thirsted for Harry’s blood. And third, Harry was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with the prat. A HBP/Twilight parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,599 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
He Meant To Kill Her by Slave2Writing reviews
Harry & Bella oneshot. Harry means to kill her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Take This Waltz by VeryDoubtfulGuest reviews
Oddly enough, this lacks both smut and violence. Not at all like me, mm? But still, a strangely sweet little one-shot, post-DH, compliant with most canon. WARNING: silly and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Infidelity by RavenclawGenius reviews
Ronald Weasley truly was a coward of a man. Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
One More Thin Gypsy Thief by VeryDoubtfulGuest reviews
After the war, after her marriage to Ron, after the kids have gone home. Hermione at the fair. With profound apologies to Leonard Cohen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Blind by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
She raised her hand and lightly touched his shoulder. His body heat practically radiated from his heavy robes but she didn’t pull away, instead, with gentle pressure she turned him around to face her. "Kiss me". Gift for remuslives. RemusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The One Where Tony and Tim Read Fanfiction by Xanthe2 reviews
Tony and Tim find a "Deep Six" fanfiction archive. Warning: Spanking of adult.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
More Than A Painting by Goddess of Cliffhangers reviews
Anya and Dimitri are married and have settled into domestic life. He doesn't appreciate her artwork. She challenges him to do better. And from there, things become a lot more interesting. A bit silly, but heartfelt at the end. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Anastasia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Complete
Bad Friend by Abster1 reviews
Sam is acting strange. Or so Carly says. So she confronts her. Spam SamSpencer Do not like? Do not read. There are two different versions.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Sam P., Spencer S. - Complete
If Only by Mamacita-san reviews
Minerva discovers she has a secret admirer. It's not who she would have imagined it would be...or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Argus F., Minerva M. - Complete
First Kisses, Last Kisses by remuslives23 reviews
James and Lily. Sirius and Remus. Their hopeful first kiss. Their tragic last kiss. Written for serindraxx.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008
Lily's Heart by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if Lily and Harry survived that faitful night. Will she be able to raise her son safley? Plus, will she be forced to marry Sirius due to a Wizard Oath James made? Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,552 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Anywhere But Here by twilightfan4life92 reviews
Ron and Hermione were dating but one day they broke up, just like that. After everything they have been through Ron turns to drinking to help ease his pain. Harry finds him drunk in a bar one night and they have an interesting conversation. Songfic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
If Zombies Attacked by FallenMystery reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. We've all wondered, what Harry, Dumbledore, Edward, James, Draco, Voldemort, Russel Crowe, etc, would do If Zombies Attacked. Well, now we know. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Brilliant Ideas by Valzen reviews
Because sometimes backwards is the way to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Exceptional by Kat097 reviews
A short story about an exceptional young girl called Hermione. Pre-Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Killing Time to Damage Eternity by With A Midnight Smile reviews
Boredom is a horrible thing. Sirius without James story written for the Flying Solo challenge by Cuban Sombrero Gal
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Animagi Challenge by brionyjae reviews
Sirius tells Remus that the Marauders are going to become Animagi for him - includes Butterbeer, Broomsticks, and good ol' fluff. Challenge fic. Remus/Sirius slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Scissor Wars by daniel radcliffe reviews
Harry thinks Ron needs a haircut, Ron disagrees...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Reclaiming Time by xxjonibaby reviews
Hours after the DoM Harry uses a time-turner to save Sirius. Harry takes control of his life and destiny and takes his place in the war against Voldemort. Surprising alliances, betrayals, abilities. Grey!HarryManipulative!DumbledoreRonHermioneGinnybashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P.
Stripper Club by Platinum Express reviews
A passionate fight with Hermione causes Sirius to rush to the neighborhood stripper club. Only there does he wonder whether he made a mistake in telling her she was fat. One-Shot, Humorous, R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Serendipity by Platinum Express reviews
Sirius and Hermione discuss baby names. Hopefully, her husband won't ever find out. Rated M, One-Shot, SBHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 273 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mistletoe by remuslives23 reviews
James Potter is a dead man! James' life is hanging in the balance when he locks Sirius and Remus in their bedroom just before Christmas. It'll take more than a kiss to satisfy this mistletoe. S/R Will be slash. I'm a slash virgin so I need reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,890 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
According to Rumour by Bil reviews
A scream, a mysterious stranger, and a rumour... Who says teachers' lives are boring? ADMM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 4,962 - Follows: 962 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 8,743 - Follows: 1,354 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 8,197 - Follows: 1,067 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
The Potions Mistress by Dark Lady of the Circus reviews
Nineteen years after the Battle of Hogwarts, a qualified potions brewer finally returns to the castle. She has a few unresolved issues with Snape, who's portrait happens to be hanging in her chambers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Severus S., OC
Veritaserum by Platinum Express reviews
SBHG ‘Think you’re the first girl to bite me, Hermione? Wrong first time. You’re not going anywhere until I get answers.’ One-Shot, Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Last Time Turner by Platinum Express reviews
Hermione decides to go back fifty years in time to make life simpler and death more difficult. Little did she know that meddling with time was a dangerous and unpredictable art. Rated M for a reason. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Lemon of Sanity by Diruo reviews
The reason why Dumbledore is addicted to lemon drops.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Albus D. - Complete
Mary Sue the Muggle by Bundibird reviews
Her name was Sue. Mary Sue. Mary Sue the Muggle. Only... she wasn't actually a Muggle. A story in which Bundibird pokes fun at Mary Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Time Lapse by omateido reviews
HG/SS Ummm....a little bit of time travel....but not the usual. The Trio jump back in time to apprehend a time jumper, but they end up in their school days. What will Hermione do when she sees the dead love of her life again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sleeper Awakes by SnorkackCatcher reviews
It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Percy W., Dolores U. - Complete
Give Me A Prophecy by omateido reviews
This just gets to the heart of a time turner fic, no romance, just Hermione. A very very angry Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Calls MuggleCast by NikiRadcliffe reviews
Just a twist between our favorite mugglecasters & the actual Harry potter series!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2007 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
A Paws in Time by PadfootsPrincessJ reviews
During the “final battle” Hermione is hit with a curse and falls through the veil. Time Travel HGSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,966 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
If Only to Keep Him Quiet by RubberPlant reviews
A James and Lily fic about their first 'date', though Lily won't admit it. Finished! Thanks to everyone who reviewed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,778 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
She Wasn't by Cursive Obsession reviews
She wasn't perfect. She wasn't a model. She was an annoying knowitall to be honest. But she was his. HHR Oneshot on imperfection and acceptance. There are too many perfect Hermiones!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 457 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Spanking by soleilnoire reviews
When Hermione is caught 'having fun' in the Slytherin Dorm with Draco and Blaise, Snape decides to give her a little 'punishment' of his own! BZHGDM and SSHG AND HGGW . Smut, slash and and femslash. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
First Sight by PadfootsPrincessJ reviews
Severus Snape’s POV of his seeing Harry for the first time in PS. DH spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Complete
Seriously, Sirius, Are You Serious? by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Yes, Sirius seriously is serious, hard to believe, I know. Just a random humor play on Sirius' name. Over done, I know. Not usually my thing, humor, so please be kind. Heavily implied RemusxSirius slash, don't like don't read. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
Dangerous Temptations by autumn145 reviews
Hermione lusts after her DADA teacher, who wants her just as badly. Harry is on the hunt for Horcruxes, and Sirius is enjoying his new job and the drama that surrounds it. Rated for language and, of course, smut. HGRL, SBRL, OCRL, and perhaps HGSB?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,770 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Everything I'm Not by ilovealexrider reviews
We know how Ron and Hermione felt during HBP but what about Lavender Brown? Set post DH. SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Lavender B. - Complete
A Seer by ForeverinMoonlight reviews
It was hard to be a Seer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sybill T. - Complete
At Sea by Bil reviews
One last birthday. Harry's never had that much luck with birthdays. Warning: Character death. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
One Big Happy Weasley Family by Almost Anonymous reviews
Molly Weasley gets her dream of a one big happy Weasley family... kind of. Warning: probably not what you think it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Mr Z by Come like shadows reviews
Harry Potter finds a zombie in his front yard but can he deal with the repercussions of having it? Will he be able to use it in the war against Voldemort? RE EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Professor Snape and Wonka's Glass Elevator by Lucillia reviews
Snape is on an international joyride in a stolen elevator. He is being pursued by the minions of the vengeful Candy maker and Wizard Willie Wonka.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Severus S.
A Small Experiment by Bil reviews
"I believe the purpose of a ball is for you to dance, not hide in the shrubbery and hope no one can see you." ADMM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Memories by Spamsterlady reviews
Remus can't sleep and goes to Sirius' old room, where he finds more than memories. RLHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Patience is a Virtue by protejerinnocencia reviews
Life as a 13yearold boy is tough. Life as a 13yearold boy with OCD is even harder. Just a small glimpse into the lives of Severus and Sawyer Snape. Two brothers with a unique relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Hey, Diary by PadfootsPrincessJ reviews
Hermione's parents send her a diary but what happens when it starts to write back? HGSB COMPLETE! 02January
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,907 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
An Undead Opinion by Colbert reviews
An Inferi, or more commonly refered to as Zombie, moans and complains about being part of one type of the Undead that gets the short end of the stick. Much detail on many types of the undead! T for the basic idea of eating people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Minnie Sue by Smerby reviews
A pants ripping parody of MarySues... but with a different approach! Happy Crimbo, KP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
When the Parents Find Out by Almost Anonymous reviews
Lily and James find out about Harry's romantic entanglements. AU. HGHr threesome, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Baby Got Back by Emerald707 reviews
In which, Sirius sings the song we all hate to love, 'Baby Got Back', to the Marauders. Songfic. SLASH :RLSB: Rated for disturbing mental imagery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3946 - Favs: 3,610 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Reason to Celebrate by siriusly lupine reviews
Response to Evil Cat Hater & ShyMoonlight's Mothers' Day Challenge in which Hermione is pregnant and Remus is celebrating. Oneshot, HGRL, spoilers up to OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Sundays by cocoloco87 reviews
She lets herself be human on Sundays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Lemon drops by NemiFlower reviews
Just a thought about lemon drops...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Soap on a Rope by Shameless Slasher reviews
Snape is so sick of quidditch and the Marauders he decides to play a nasty prank on all the players, Slytherins and Gryffindors included. Its a pity it doesn't work out as planned. WARNING: SLASH shower scene! sssb ssjp
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Severus S., James P.
Forging Ahead by LuipaardJack reviews
Posted purely to spite OotP. SSSBHP threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
Her World by sweetmelody reviews
Every father thinks that his own child is special, but Edward Granger knew, as soon as he looked at his Hermione for the first time, that she was different, that she would grow up to change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unfinished Business by Ramos reviews
Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 470 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Take Time to Smell the Roses by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
COMPLETE (HGSS) Hermione has used a match making service to find a husband since that is what is expected in society. What happens when the person is someone she least expected? Can he change her views on love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,812 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When Fanfic Characters Attack by citygirl1116 reviews
They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Harry P.
How to write a Mary Sue by Adrian Tullberg reviews
An educational guide ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2003
Boy Meets Boy by Asterie-Smiles reviews
You know the story. Boy meets girl, boy likes girl, boy makes girl’s life into a living hell. That’s kinda like us, isn’t it, Potter? HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Baby Got Brains by Terra3 reviews
A song parody to Sir MixALot's Baby Got Back. Ron sings about why he likes the brainy Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Alternative Lifestyle by vestige reviews
Draco Malfoy is vegetarian, likes yoga, and possibly Harry Potter. H/D SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Baby got back- Sevie style by hellangel1 reviews
From the twisted minds of hellsong and Willangel 101. Severus Snape rapping Baby Got Back. C'mon, you know you want to read THIS...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/28/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Dirty Harry by pooman reviews
Voldemort's back! And this time, Harry's ready...(~.^)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2000
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Badge of Honor reviews
Percy's pride and joy was his prefect badge. When his sister came to harm her first year, he swore he would do better by that badge. He carried it for years after, a constant reminder of his duty to keep his family safe above all else. Even when they didn't agree with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29 - Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
Coffee and a Chat reviews
It's Hermione Granger's second day in the Behavioral Analysis Unit. One of her coworkers takes her out for coffee and a frank discussion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/22 - Hermione G., E. Prentiss - Complete
A Sister Grimm
Luna has been seeing things that no one else does - but she isn't mad. Her father introduces her to the legend of Grimms, and her perspective on her mystery creatures shifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2018
Ludicrous reviews
Percy Weasley had some quick opportunities to get to know a young man named Justin Finch-Fletchley. He finds out he'd quite like to get to know him more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2018 - [Percy W., Justin F.] Ernie M.
Reunited reviews
The team gets a bit of a shock when Reid is shot and they call his next of kin from the hospital. A history of the relationship between one Spencer Reid and a Hermione Granger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,379 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 8/1/2011 - [Hermione G., S. Reid]
A Modest Proposal reviews
Draco's been working late and going out evenings without telling her where, and Astoria needs to know why. Now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2018 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Regularly Scheduled reviews
Pansy Parkinson has been having regular appointments in Hermione Granger's office. They are not particularly productive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/13/2018 - [Hermione G., Pansy P.] - Complete
Masterful Pranks and Potions reviews
James and Peter are a little bitter that their friends keep skipping out on pranks to snog. They plan a majestic prank as revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., The Fat Lady - Complete
Dudley, You're a Wizard (Too) reviews
In which Dudley and Harry are both wizards. More a series of related one-shots than a multi-chapter story. Begins in childhood, will run through Hogwarts. (Rating likely to change! Estimated completion: late October!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 8/1/2017 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D.
Not Quite, or Almost reviews
Non-magic AU. Lily's mum has hired James Potter to mow their lawn. She did not hire James Potter to flirt with her daughter. (Probably.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2017 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] Petunia D. - Complete
Tiptoe That Little Line reviews
There's an old saying about the thin line between love and hate. Rossi and Granger have been tiptoeing it for far too long, and when she breaks some news to the team, they blur the line a bit. /Two-shot. T for a speck of language. Uncertain of genres./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/25/2017 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Hermione G., D. Rossi - Complete
On the Meaning of Family reviews
Dr. Amelia Granger has Hermione spill her entire story to her Uncle Aaron and Aunt Haley. After all, if Hermione's family is attacked, the Hotchners are in almost as much danger as the Grangers. Hotch/Haley divorce in the future. First two chapters edited 8/8/17.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/20/2017 - Published: 6/13/2017 - Hermione G., Dr. Granger, A. Hotchner/Hotch, Haley H.
Wolves reviews
Remus's experiences from graduation through 1 November, 1981. Wolfstar. Inspired by "Wolves" by Tallhart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Wobbly Tummies reviews
At Teddy's fifth birthday party, Hermione keeps an eye on Remus. Apparently he's been keeping an eye on her as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Hermione G., Remus L., Teddy L. - Complete
Pop Art
Dean finds himself spending more time with Luna at Shell Cottage. She has a way of reading into his art.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2017 - Luna L., Dean T. - Complete
November
A sampling of November nights Sirius Black spends in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2017 - Sirius B. - Complete
Naedrecynn reviews
Godric finds Salazar in some dangerous circumstances, and a lesson is learned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
A Stitch in Time reviews
Regulus has a plan to keep himself from ever becoming involved with the Death Eaters, while ensuring he has the information necessary to destroy the locket. Enter Kreacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Blame Games reviews
Remus has had another tragic break-up. Sirius is clearly tired of breaking up the pieces, and Remus is tired of disappointing him. The air begins to clear as communication does.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC - Complete
Café au Free reviews
It's a frigid January day when two poor souls stumble into the Madam's. One is one of Sirius's best friends, and the other is Remus Lupin. Just a cute pre-Wolfstar oneshot, coffee shop AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
Investigative Assistance
Padma wants to figure out what Parvati and Lavender are up to. She gets a little help from Luna Lovegood. Some implied pre-femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2017 - Luna L., Padma P. - Complete
Frank, Frightened reviews
Frank Longbottom thinks Alice Miller is the most beautiful girl in the entirety of Hogwarts. He also thinks she is terrifying. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2017 - [Frank L., Alice L.] - Complete
Copping It reviews
Harry Potter has traveled back in time to ensure the deaths of his own parents. Somehow, that's becoming easier to deal with than waiting for the death of Benjy Fenwick. (Slash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/31/2017 - [Harry P., Benjy F.]
Sirius Black: Gryffindor
A snapshot. The year was 1971. Sirius Black was sorted into Gryffindor, and he made friends - and garnered looks - with his boundless enthusiasm from the very first night.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete
Watermark reviews
Formerly "Last Chance." Hermione Granger's parents are killed by a Muggle and she must move in with her godfather, Charlie Swan. Starts off lighter mid-sixth year, becoming darker as the war against Voldemort begins in earnest. E/B.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 7/5/2010 - [Hermione G., Jasper]
Someone to Save You reviews
Hermione finds herself thrown into the 1970s, and until she can find a way to repair what remains of the Time Turners that brought her there, she's staying. She finds friendship in an adolescent Severus Snape- their attachment blossoms in their sixth year and beyond, but what happens when she has to leave for her own time? Find out eventually! Not your average time travel HGSS fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,026 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Of Depression and Pretending reviews
Hermione Granger had always pretended to hate Severus Snape. Now that he's gone, she regrets it. Written for the 52 Weeks of Writing (Week 7) and the What We Pretend to Be challenge, both over at HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hermione G.
Divison, Union reviews
Amy Pond and Rory Williams become, through a series of unlikely events, good friends with Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Very good friends. Written for the HP Potions Competition over at HPFC. There is sooo not enough Rory/Hermione in fanfic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Rory W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secretary reviews
Minister's Secretary Percy Weasley is quite unwillingly seduced by Mrs. Malfoy, wife of the man whose pockets fund his boss's life. Based on a classic film; guess which. Written with prompts from Cheeky's Weekly (Round 5, Insane), but too lengthy to enter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Percy W., Narcissa M. - Complete
Forgotten First reviews
Hermione lied to Ron when she told him that their kiss during the great battle was her first. Harmony, written for the I'm Falling in Love... Again competition and the HP Potions competition, both found at HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Just the Stars reviews
Hermione attends a Victory Ball and just can't help but kiss Lucius Malfoy. Written for the 52 Weeks (Week 6), the I'm Falling in Love... Again competition, and the Insane level of Cheeky's Weekly, all over at HPFC!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Couldn't be Helped reviews
Non-magic AU. James and Lily have been divorced for almost ten years, and Harry has been friends with Hermione for almost as long. She's been around James for ages, but this feeling about him is... new. Written for Cheeky's Weekly and the I'm Falling in Love... Again competition, both over at HPFC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hermione G., James P. - Complete
We Meet Again reviews
Hermione meets an old friend and lover when she agrees to assist a professional acquaintance, Aaron Hotchner, with a tough case.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 205 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hermione G., S. Reid
Sartre and Emerson by Moonlight reviews
Percy and Hermione have a moonlit discussion ranging from women's pornography (tawdry romance novels) to his post-war guilt. The night culminates in a confession and the spark of something great. Written for the Minor Character Boot Camp, the Emerson Quotes Challenge, and the I'm Falling in Love... Again Competition, all over at HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
A Valentine's Grinch reviews
Hermione Granger, the Valentine's Day Grinch, receives some flowers and succumbs to Sirius Black's request for a date. Written for the Movie Quotes Drabble Challenge and I'm Falling in Love... Again competition over at HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Woman A Lover A Friend reviews
Dean cheers Hermione up with red wine and some old vinyl records. Written for Kat Ducat's I'm Falling in Love... Again competition as well as the Minor Character Boot Camp.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dean T., Hermione G. - Complete
Walk Through Hell for Love reviews
Hermione is willing to walk through Hell to spend time with Remus... or grade second-years' papers alongside him. Same difference. Written for AlwaysPadfoot's 52 Weeks, Week 5, as well as Kat Ducat's I'm Falling in Love... Again competition, both at HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Shattered reviews
Severus dies. But dying isn't a simple thing. It's a process. A little trippy. DH compliant. Written for Umbrella-ella's Seven Slytherins Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Nothing But Sweets Rots the Teeth reviews
Abraxas wants something that his wife can't bring herself to give him: passion. Written for AlwaysPadfoot's 52 Weeks, Round 4, as well as for the Minor Character Boot Camp, prompt three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Abraxas M. - Complete
His Own Private Party reviews
It's New Year's, and a seventh-year Severus Snape is in the Common Room alone, having his own private party. Written for AlwaysPadfoot's "52 Weeks of Writing 2013 Competition," Week 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Two in the Morning at the Quidditch Pitch reviews
It's two in the morning at the Quidditch Pitch. Hermione Granger is mentally floating away, forgetting her grief, when the presence of another being interrupts her solitude. Written for AlwaysPadfoot's 52 Weeks of Writing, Week 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Smile for Me reviews
All Irena wanted was for Severus to smile for the camera, and all he wanted was for her to set the damned thing down. (For theJilyandLamesFanatic's "Marauders Era Challenge Prompts, ahoy!")
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
The Game reviews
There's a game that Reid and Hermione play- a game in which there is never a winner, only two people who can never really lose. The game? They watch each other. And it isn't like they can help it. T for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Hermione G., S. Reid - Complete
Popcorn reviews
Harry and Hermione snuggle up and watch a movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Consolations reviews
Hermione's life is in ruins- her best friend asked her to marry her, she refused, he assaulted her, and now she's been blasted into the past. When is she? Can she get back? Most importantly, can she get the romance she has always desired?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,461 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Hermione G., Remus L.
My Fault, Love Lost reviews
Peter is frustrated with himself, with the mistakes he's made. But this is one mistake that is far too permanent for his liking...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Peter P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
