Lockwood is known for his bad ideas. Lucy is known for very happily going along with them. (OR: Lucy and Lockwood decide to have a kid. For business reasons, of course).

She knew it wasn't good for her, standing here like this, waiting for something that wasn't there to appear. Something spectacular to happen between mis-numbered houses. Something to prove that magic was real. Eventual SS/HG. AU with purpose.

The Firewhisky became a habit after that, though they would both insist that it was a friend, not a crutch. The kindly intermediary that moderated their visiting across the bar on busy nights, slow nights, work nights, weekends. It loosened their tongues. Post-Hogwarts, Epilogue-Compliant.

Hermione is secretive, Ron is clueless, and Hermione's Muggle cousin gets married. RW/HG, One-Shot, Post-Hogwarts. Epilogue compliant.

Chocolate has many powers. It can heal, twist emotions, break prejudices, and perhaps, in the oddest case, bring two people together in the oddest place. RLHG.

Jane Eyre alternate ending. Jane marries St. John, but not even a continent and a husband can keep her apart from Mr. Rochester.

Snape meets girl. Snape tries to rid himself of girl. Snape can't. So Snape creates diary that he thinks is private. Privacy is overrated, anyway. SSHG, Companion to Hermione Granger's Diary.

To-do list: 1. Buy sugar 2. Bake muffins 3. Infiltrate the enemy. Hermione takes on the Death Eater War Widows, a lethal, cookie-baking, non-profit organization, with a little help from a friend. One-shot. SSHG.

A new fairy tale begins as an old one ends. Snape was cursed with ugliness when he refused shelter to an old woman, and his condition can only heal with requited love. But who could ever love a beast? SSHG.

[Complete} Supposed amnesia, conspiracy, and a practical joke gone wrong. Since what does everyone start believing Ron? Why did he disappear? And why is Snape being so oddly helpful? One-shot. Hint of SSHG

WIKTT Sleeping Beauty challenge response. An unexpected marriage is thrown upon Hermione and Severus at an insane!Dumbledore's birthday party, while Umbridge will do anything to get in the way…and annoy everyone within a fivemile radius. SSHG

[COMPLETE] Snape gets the hiccups and can't get rid of them. Can Hermione help? SSHG. One-shot.

(COMPLETE) Hermione Granger decides to make her 7th year at Hogwarts worthwhile. She makes resolutions, wears shorter robes, and will do anything to stop the Takens from harping her about her love life. RWHG and SSHG.

So, I live in a trailer park. With fairies, pigs, wolves, a stupid rhyming mirror, and a danged amount of sheep. It gets a little clausterphobic, but that's what a prince is for!

Based on the poem by T.S. Eliot, ficlets in five parts. The end of an age approaches, and the men of the wizarding world will grab at every advantage before their lives come to a close.

The Fairy Tale Version of the Very Secret Diaries. What was really going on in their minds? Is Fairy Dust really that shiny?

[COMPLETE} A Christmas Carol. When Snape is greeted on Christmas Eve by the ghost of dead Voldemort, will he learn to change his ways? Or is he destined to be a weary ghost wandering Hogwarts forever?