DIRTY HARRY
"Harry! Voldemort's coming!"
"Let him in..."
"Why hello Harry. So nice to see you..."
"Nice to see you too, Voldemort..."
"So how are things?"
"Cut the bull$hite Voldemort."
"Harry it's nothing personal, but I'm gonna hafta kill you...business you know..."
"Go ahead. Make my day."
Voldemort takes out his wand and points it at Harry, while at the same time, Harry whips out his Glock and aims it at Voldemort.
"Expelli..."
"Eat lead you fat bastard."
Harry empties out his Glock into Voldemort's shiny bald head.
He takes out his last two remaining bullets from his coat pocket.
"Merry Christmas..."
BANG...
"And a Happy New Year..."
BANG...
the end...
AUTHOR'S NOTE: That last part was inspired by that scene in Home Alone...hehe...