Harry: -flailing- ZOMG YOU GUYS IT'S THE FIFTIETH CHAPTER SPECTACULAR!!!
Ron: ZOMG NO WAI! HERMZ, IT'S THE 50TH CHAPTER SPECTACULAR!
Ginny: ...Hermz?
Hermione: -sigh-
Fred and George: -running in circles- IT'S THE 50TH CHAPTER SPECTACULAR AND WE'RE SO EXCITED!
Edward: FIFTIETH CHAPTER! HALLELUJAH!
Cho: !
Hermione: Okay, you guys, you can't just--
Draco: HOLY CHIZ FIFTY CHAPTERS!
Bella: -on her motorcycle- FIFTY CHAPTERS, BITCHES!
Parvati and Padma: SQUEEEE!
Lavender: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
Pansy: GET OUT OF TOWN!
Daphne: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? FIFTY!?
Hermione: Please tell me this isn't really happening. You're going to run out of time--
Hannah: 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50
Romilda: -dons a party hat- I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SING!
Jacob: FIFTY CHAPTERS! IT'S A MIRACLE!
Hagrid: BUTTERBEERS ALL AROUND! ONE PER CHAPTER!
Alice: -dancing- I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!
Luna: DANCE WITH ME, SWIFTWAFFLE FAIRIES! DANCE!
Lupin: AWOOOOOOOFIFTYOOOOOOO
Ginny: Do you happen to have a martini, Hagrid?
Hermione: No, NO! This isn't any good! This is just shitty writing!
Neville: -on a mechanical bull- YEEHAW, BITCHES!
Jasper: -in a pained way- AHHHHHH FIFTY!
Emmett: KEGGER IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM! WOO!
Renesmee: YAY! FIFTY!
Fleur and Rosalie: -are totally smashed- WITCHES GONE WILD FOR THE FIFTIETH CHAPTER! WOOOOO!
Hermione: THIS IS JUST A CHEAP COP OUT SO THE WRITERS DON'T HAVE TO DO ANY WORK! DOESN'T ANYONE GET IT?!
Bill: -sees Fleur- ....I LOVE THIS FIFTIETH CHAPTER!
Snape: Oh wow. I'm so excited. -capeswish snark-
The Jonas Brothers: THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY ALBUM WE'VE DONE!
McGonagall: This is completely undignified and...Oh, my, well, I haven't done a keg since my school days, and I could use a nice drink...
Sirius: WOO! I BEAT EMMETT AT BUTTERBEER PONG! THIS FIFTIETH CHAPTER IS... -passes out-
Seamus: FIFTY CHAPTERS, THAT'S INSANE! CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THE WORK PUT INTO THAT!?
Dumbledore: YO YO YO, THIS IS DUMBLEZ RAPPIN AT YA FO' FIFTY CHAPTERS, WHAT?
AntiRap Rangers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hermione: BUT THIS IS JUST A SHAM! IT'S HORRIBLE WRITING! YOU'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME!
Moaning Myrtle: Oh man, if I were still alive, I'd be partying like it was 1999 baby. WOO!
Bellatrix: FIFTIETH CHAPTER MUGGLE KILLING SPREE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
The Sorting Hat: -riding on Seamus' head- I HAVEN'T PARTIED LIKE THIS SINCE THE GRAND SLYTHERIN BASH OF '89
Zacharias Smith: YEAHHHH! FIFTY CHAPTERS RULES! I JUST SAW ROSALIE COVERED IN BUTTERBEER!
Dean: -covered in paint- I'm painting on people if anyone wants to be extra festive!!!!!
Terry: CAN YOU PAINT THE WORDS "I LOVE THE FIFTIETH CHAPTER" ON MY ASS!?
Blaise: -is hitting on everyone in sight and holding a bottle of Jagermeister in one hand- FIFTY CHAPTERS! IT'S LIKE A MIRACLE!
Hermione: NO! NO! IT'S A COP OUT! THE WRITERS ARE JUST DOING THIS BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY THINK TODAY!
Millicent: ZOMG ZOMG FIFTY IS MY NEW FAVORITE NUMBER!
Ernie: WAHHHHHHHHH FIFTIETH CHAPTER STRIP KNITTING CIRCLE!
Susan: I'll get my sparkly knitting needles!
Hermione: IS NO ONE BORED OF THIS SHIT BY NOW!?!??!
Ginny: -on her eighth martini- WOOO! YEAH! GO MCGONAGALL, YOU GET HAGRID!
Harry: THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!! -hi fives Draco-
Hermione: -with a bull horn- EVERYBODY QUIET! THIS IS A COP OUT BY THE WRITERS! THIS IS SHITTY WRITING! THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO DO ANY ACTUAL WORK! YOU'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME TO