Harry: -flailing- ZOMG YOU GUYS IT'S THE FIFTIETH CHAPTER SPECTACULAR!!!

Ron: ZOMG NO WAI! HERMZ, IT'S THE 50TH CHAPTER SPECTACULAR!

Ginny: ...Hermz?

Hermione: -sigh-

Fred and George: -running in circles- IT'S THE 50TH CHAPTER SPECTACULAR AND WE'RE SO EXCITED!

Edward: FIFTIETH CHAPTER! HALLELUJAH!

Cho: !

Hermione: Okay, you guys, you can't just--

Draco: HOLY CHIZ FIFTY CHAPTERS!

Bella: -on her motorcycle- FIFTY CHAPTERS, BITCHES!

Parvati and Padma: SQUEEEE!

Lavender: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Pansy: GET OUT OF TOWN!

Daphne: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? FIFTY!?

Hermione: Please tell me this isn't really happening. You're going to run out of time--

Hannah: 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50

Romilda: -dons a party hat- I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SING!

Jacob: FIFTY CHAPTERS! IT'S A MIRACLE!

Hagrid: BUTTERBEERS ALL AROUND! ONE PER CHAPTER!

Alice: -dancing- I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN!

Luna: DANCE WITH ME, SWIFTWAFFLE FAIRIES! DANCE!

Lupin: AWOOOOOOOFIFTYOOOOOOO

Ginny: Do you happen to have a martini, Hagrid?

Hermione: No, NO! This isn't any good! This is just shitty writing!

Neville: -on a mechanical bull- YEEHAW, BITCHES!

Jasper: -in a pained way- AHHHHHH FIFTY!

Emmett: KEGGER IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM! WOO!

Renesmee: YAY! FIFTY!

Fleur and Rosalie: -are totally smashed- WITCHES GONE WILD FOR THE FIFTIETH CHAPTER! WOOOOO!

Hermione: THIS IS JUST A CHEAP COP OUT SO THE WRITERS DON'T HAVE TO DO ANY WORK! DOESN'T ANYONE GET IT?!

Bill: -sees Fleur- ....I LOVE THIS FIFTIETH CHAPTER!

Snape: Oh wow. I'm so excited. -capeswish snark-

The Jonas Brothers: THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY ALBUM WE'VE DONE!

McGonagall: This is completely undignified and...Oh, my, well, I haven't done a keg since my school days, and I could use a nice drink...

Sirius: WOO! I BEAT EMMETT AT BUTTERBEER PONG! THIS FIFTIETH CHAPTER IS... -passes out-

Seamus: FIFTY CHAPTERS, THAT'S INSANE! CAN YOU IMAGINE ALL THE WORK PUT INTO THAT!?

Dumbledore: YO YO YO, THIS IS DUMBLEZ RAPPIN AT YA FO' FIFTY CHAPTERS, WHAT?

AntiRap Rangers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hermione: BUT THIS IS JUST A SHAM! IT'S HORRIBLE WRITING! YOU'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME!

Moaning Myrtle: Oh man, if I were still alive, I'd be partying like it was 1999 baby. WOO!

Bellatrix: FIFTIETH CHAPTER MUGGLE KILLING SPREE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

The Sorting Hat: -riding on Seamus' head- I HAVEN'T PARTIED LIKE THIS SINCE THE GRAND SLYTHERIN BASH OF '89

Zacharias Smith: YEAHHHH! FIFTY CHAPTERS RULES! I JUST SAW ROSALIE COVERED IN BUTTERBEER!

Dean: -covered in paint- I'm painting on people if anyone wants to be extra festive!!!!!

Terry: CAN YOU PAINT THE WORDS "I LOVE THE FIFTIETH CHAPTER" ON MY ASS!?

Blaise: -is hitting on everyone in sight and holding a bottle of Jagermeister in one hand- FIFTY CHAPTERS! IT'S LIKE A MIRACLE!

Hermione: NO! NO! IT'S A COP OUT! THE WRITERS ARE JUST DOING THIS BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY THINK TODAY!

Millicent: ZOMG ZOMG FIFTY IS MY NEW FAVORITE NUMBER!

Ernie: WAHHHHHHHHH FIFTIETH CHAPTER STRIP KNITTING CIRCLE!

Susan: I'll get my sparkly knitting needles!

Hermione: IS NO ONE BORED OF THIS SHIT BY NOW!?!??!

Ginny: -on her eighth martini- WOOO! YEAH! GO MCGONAGALL, YOU GET HAGRID!

Harry: THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!!!!! -hi fives Draco-

Hermione: -with a bull horn- EVERYBODY QUIET! THIS IS A COP OUT BY THE WRITERS! THIS IS SHITTY WRITING! THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO DO ANY ACTUAL WORK! YOU'RE GOING TO RUN OUT OF TIME TO