A/N: Okay, so I came up with the idea on the spur of the moment. It will be slash, so feel warned. Also, it may be OOC sometimes but I'll try to avoid it. Rated for swearing and maybe some graphic slash in the later chapters. I'll try to post the first chapter fairly quickly.

I'm not a native English speaker, so be gentle. Oh, and review!

PROLOGUE

Harry Potter was staring disbelievingly at the innocent-looking piece of parchment. Its edges were getting more crumpled with every passing second as Harry's hands gripped it tightly. The teenager was by now shaking slightly, still trying to convince himself that it was a mistake. It had to be. There was simply no way...

But it was there. In black and white, stating simply that he, Harry-fucking-Potter, had a family. An uncle.

He took a deep breath and closed his eyes for a moment. When he opened them he already knew what he had to do.

He will write Leroy Jethro Gibbs.