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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter. Hey everyone! I am looking for an HP fic that I read awhile ago. I can't remember much about it, other than it started with Hermione and her parents driving a different route to somewhere (pre-Hogwarts), and almost running over a sick Harry coming out of the Little Whinging library. If anyone knows the fic I am talking about, could you PM me a link to it? Yes, I have deleted my stories. I am in the process of rewriting them to make them better than they were. I don't know when they will be back up, since my writing drive has been very low for quite some time now. |
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Twins: A Different Life by Jessiikaa15 reviews
When Voldemort attacked he didn't kill Lily and James. When he met his downfall they mistook Harry's twin as the GWL, they send their son away to the Dursleys but he doesn't quite make it in to the Dursley's loving care. Harry will take Hogwarts and his 'family' by storm and by the time the 'light' realize their mistake it will be too late for them to fix. OOC!Dark!Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,274 - Reviews: 4639 - Favs: 10,420 - Follows: 11,109 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Voldemort
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,567 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 1/1/2017
Seals are Easy, People are Hard by slythefoxx2 reviews
Naruto's reaction to his isolation is different from canon. How will Konoha deal with a Seal Master Jinchuuriki with muted affect and a perverted streak a mile wide?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,567 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 10,301 - Follows: 12,012 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/29/2018 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
HP & The Jade Dragon: Part 2 by Cragglerock82 reviews
Harry is attending school in Japan to finish his NEWT's and for the first time in in his life he is in charge of his own destiny and can make his own decisions. Harry wants to make his own mark on the wizarding world and with the resources at his disposal and his popularity at an all time high now is the time to forge his own path. - Multi storyline story and lots of OC's
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 121,981 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 3/19/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Kakashi's Mini-me by theriku260 reviews
Just one action can set a person on a new path, and when Naruto decides that pranking Kakashi on their first meeting might not be the wisest it changes the Jinchuuriki's- and Konoha's- future forever. Slow updates!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,464 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
All It Takes Is One Girl by StevenTLawson reviews
A cracky oneshot of considerable length, that takes place during the fourth year. It's crazy, wacky, full of plot holes, fixes for plot holes, tons of lemons, angst, everything. It's a fun read, so don't expect anything too serious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 44,239 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 1,040 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 1/15 - [Harry P., Amelia B., Fleur D., Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Method by Zabzab reviews
After failing his first genin examination, Naruto finds himself in front of the library. In a sudden bout of inspiration, he decides to enter and find a peculiar scroll. (It's an OP!Naruto story. I repeat it's an OP!Naruto story labelled as HUMOR!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,662 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Naruto U.
Friendly Neighborhood Nine-Tails by AkumaKami64 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,022 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 2,908 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 9/3/2015 - Naruto U.
Proud Parents by RobSt reviews
Despite how impossible it seemed, Harry was sure his dad had saved the three of them from the dementors. After Hermione's time turner took them both back three hours, he was desperate to discover if who he'd seen casting that patronus was truly his dad. Harry certainly wasn't disappointed when his mum turned up instead, and changed the entire course of his life. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 145,726 - Reviews: 4139 - Favs: 5,252 - Follows: 7,256 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Hermione's Complaint by gallickgun reviews
Harry comes from detention only to be informed that Hermione has made a complaint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., F. Flitwick - Complete
Inquisitor Carrow and the Phoenix Fiasco by littlewhitecat reviews
With Carrow forced into sick leave, much to his horror Timothy finds himself temporarily the Senior UnderSecretary to th Minister of Magic. Between dealing with political plots, unexpected business manoeuvres and the machinations of a bored Carrow, can he survive the year?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 150,226 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 12/1/2018
Dobby's Deceit by La Morraine reviews
What if Dobby bound himself to Harry without Harry knowing about it? How would that influence the story? [Harry/Hermione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 378,980 - Reviews: 1781 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 5,719 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 1/19/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dobby
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,049 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 3,909 - Follows: 4,291 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
Gōsutoai by TheDeadGirlRisen reviews
Naruto meets a strange snake-like man, later that night he encounters a deranged drunk man who stabs Naruto in his eyes. The snake man rescues him before the deranged drunk can finish the job, he even offers to try and help give Naruto his eyes back. He does, but Naruto can no longer see colors. A month or so afterwards he starts seeing shimmers that soon develop into people.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 136,153 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,395 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 11/2/2018 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Sealed Legacy by Psycho G reviews
(New Chapter Posted) After discovering a long lost ancient forbidden master sealing technique created by a deceased clan leader and seal grandmaster of the Uzumaki clan, Jiraiya studies and tampers with it only for it to lead to unexpected results. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 618,342 - Reviews: 4627 - Favs: 7,016 - Follows: 7,329 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Melancholy of a Reluctant Mahou Shojou by girl.with.many.faces reviews
The war was over. They won. So why was Harry waking up as a fifteen-year-old girl in the Dursleys house? And why was he being harassed by a perverted bunny? Wait...what do you mean Voldemort's still alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/1/2019
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 102 - Words: 314,960 - Reviews: 7840 - Favs: 10,752 - Follows: 11,256 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Age Is But A Number by Razuhfy reviews
"You remind me so much of Dan and Nawaki.. I'll protect you until my dying breath. No longer will you suffer. I will crush any who pose a threat to you. And that is a promise of a lifetime Naruto." Words can have a major impact on one's growth. Naruto grew up ostracized by the very people he now has to protect. Tsunade reverses the tables and will be his guardian angel. Naru/Tsu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 158,138 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 12/18/2019 - Published: 4/5/2019 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,948 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Adventures in Magick by PseudonymousEntity reviews
"What Would A Hero Do?" Newly crowned wizard and avid reader of fantasy fiction, eleven-year-old Harry Potter makes friends with the goblin standing outside Gringotts with unforeseen consequences. Armed with an unlikely posse -his insatiable curiosity- and a pocket full of questions, Curious!Harry embarks on his first year at Hogwarts. Merlin help us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,209 - Reviews: 3500 - Favs: 8,121 - Follows: 9,564 - Updated: 6/21/2019 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Harry P.
Demon Bane's Heir by GenkaiFan reviews
The night after Harry loses Sirius, he discovers that Hogwarts holds a secret older than time and discovers he has much in common with one that earned the title: "Demon's Bane." AU Valdemar/HP cross Slash with canon pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Valdemar universe - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 70,781 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 5/19/2019 - Published: 12/6/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Whispers in the Night by Jean11089 reviews
Words have more power than we think. Thoughts & dreams can be revealed to those closest to us, to those we want to know more of, & to our greatest enemies. A single act of kindness, a single word can change someone's entire world. Join Harry on another adventure through his time at Hogwarts where even the quietest whispers can make a difference. Harry/Multi. Mature for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 715,429 - Reviews: 3268 - Favs: 7,746 - Follows: 8,894 - Updated: 4/6/2019 - Published: 8/16/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D., Susan B., Daphne G.]
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 6,275 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie reviews
Harry Potter's family isn't only at Number 4 Privet Drive. Unaware to even Dumbledore, an upheaval is approaching. The Ancient and Noble House of Black is reclaiming their power and changing the future of the magical world. *Updated Sporadically—Not Abandoned*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,026 - Reviews: 8361 - Favs: 11,244 - Follows: 15,368 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 7/19/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Dorea Black/Potter
Rise of Namikaze Naruto by Zukara reviews
Naruto learns of his father the night he beats Mizuki. He has vowed to surpass all of the Hokage's and earn the title, Namikaze Naruto. New clothes, new attitude, new love. Naruto is on his way to become what he was born to be... A Namikaze.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 171,933 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 6,742 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
A Shadowed Soul by devilblondie reviews
He was abandoned at a young age, the world believing him dead. They were wrong. Death Eaters believed untouchable are dying. Who is this assassin? Will he join Dumbledore or take the war into his own hands? Not typical powerful!politic!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,659 - Reviews: 3447 - Favs: 9,111 - Follows: 10,421 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Blaise Z.
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 4,136 - Follows: 5,237 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
When a Veela Cries by E.C. Scrubb reviews
A tale of rage and revenge, of loss beyond what any person should have to bear . . . and a tale of love, Harry's only hope out of the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 303,024 - Reviews: 1281 - Favs: 3,308 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Beyond The Veil by NaniteSystems reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry finds himself rising through the ranks of the Ministry's Unspeakables. All is well until one day a strange set of runes carved into the base of the Veil of Death catches his eye. After a hint from the Hallows, Harry steps through the Veil and into a strange new world. But not all is as it seems. Threats both old and new lurk in the darkness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 192,665 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 4,036 - Follows: 5,162 - Updated: 6/26/2018 - Published: 9/2/2016 - [Harry P., Shepard]
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 4,260 - Follows: 4,232 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Teeth by hathanhate reviews
Harry messes up the animagus process and begins a new journey. New friends and old share his discovery of life. What is in store for The-Boy-Who-Lived? What dangers will he face? Find out inside! WARNINGS: Begins entirely in HP world, crossover starts later. Harry is bisexual. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 62 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 3694 - Favs: 6,260 - Follows: 7,053 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4279 - Favs: 10,020 - Follows: 11,010 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
The Unforgivable Act by slythefoxx2 reviews
A single act has a significant impact on Naruto. Now decisions made in the dark will come to light while relationships will be permanently altered. Will the search for a new Hokage help Naruto find the love for Konoha or insure he never feels that way again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Tsunade S.
A Witch and an Amazon Walk into a Bar by Philosophize reviews
At the end of 5th year, Remus whisks Rose Potter away to America to rest and decompress, far from the demands of wizarding Britain. In Las Vegas, she meets someone else dealing with serious personal problems: Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman. The two get drunk together, and the next morning they find that they made bad decisions while inebriated. Or maybe not so bad after all?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wonder Woman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 193,683 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,512 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Harry P., Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Hermione G. - Complete
Senju's Heir by Seldom Prodigy reviews
Few knew of Minato's relation to Tsunade and Jiraiya of the Sannin, but fewer still knew of their violet-eyed grandchild: Naruto. They say traits sometimes skip a generation, so when Naruto used Mokuton in a show-and-tell it shouldn't have come as a surprise... Trained from a young age, Naruto will teach the world a new meaning to the name Senju. (Senju Curse of Hatred, Mokuton)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 149,765 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 3,530 - Updated: 10/9/2017 - Published: 5/28/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Team Seven
West of Here by MK-ONE reviews
Harry Potter accidentally disappeared to another place and time the night his godfather fell through the veil. Voldemort has taken over and Harry is needed now more than ever to fight the growing evil. The only trouble is that Harry Potter is no longer a teenage wizard, but a full grown territorial marshal who uses weapons of a simpler, harsher time period, somewhere- west of here.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,888 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 2,728 - Updated: 9/28/2017 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Katie B.
Mystic Knight Online by jgkitarel reviews
The magical world isn't as ignorant of muggles as it seems, and Lucius Malfoy has an idea on how to get Harry out of his way. Now Harry is in Japan and trapped in a virtual world of swords. Cut off from his friends and allies, and what he knew, he has to make new ones and get used to an illusory world that has become all too real. Welcome, to SAO Harry. Do try to survive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 63 - Words: 424,478 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 4,073 - Follows: 3,483 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Harry P., Silica/Keiko A.] - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4130 - Favs: 15,200 - Follows: 13,686 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Son of Potter, Daughter of Black by DaSalvatore reviews
Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 283,196 - Reviews: 1485 - Favs: 4,700 - Follows: 5,485 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Sirius B., Narcissa M.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Quoth the Raven by Quatermass reviews
(From whitetigerwolf's "Animagus Lover" challenge) Forced to forsake his freedom to save his friends, he was sent to Azkaban, only to escape as a raven Animagus. Becoming the companion of Sawyer and trapped within the bird, Harry became known as Vincent, but is forced to reveal himself to save Sawyer. But when his betrayers come calling, Vincent and Sawyer will be ready...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,106 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [Harry P., Sawyer] Shenhua
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Core Threads by theaceoffire reviews
A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 376,980 - Reviews: 5739 - Favs: 11,517 - Follows: 12,144 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Harry P.
Tempest of the Fae by D.Mentor reviews
A basic rule of time, it will fight change. Harry, Hermione and Luna return to stop Voldemort thanks to the last of the fae. But they are not alone and time will not bend to their will easily. They will fight, they will prank and they will be followed through time. Dumbledore, Ron and Molly bashing. Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 239,208 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 4,135 - Follows: 5,465 - Updated: 5/6/2017 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
A Witch, A Wizard and A Mechanic by RhysThornbery reviews
Harry's had enough. It's time to blow this popsicle stand. Turns out, leaving behind friends is harder than one might think however. And an unexpected lead towards a new life provides a surprise. Unfortunately life is rarely so simple right? Pairings: MAYBE Harry/Multi, starting off Harry/Hermione. GreaterGood!Dumbledore. Rated T may progress to M. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,422 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 4/24/2017 - Published: 6/6/2016
Naruto: From Darkness by Draco Kamikaze reviews
From the depths of darkness, the Jedi will receive a rude awakening that nothing is set, and that sometimes just one person can change the course of history for the galaxy. Naruto/Star Wars
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 122 - Words: 731,069 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 2,072 - Updated: 12/9/2016 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Naruto U.
Heart and Soul by Philosophize reviews
Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 379,455 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Konoha's Silver Shinobi by Konerok Hadorak reviews
Ichimaru Gin isn't known for his sympathy, nor for his empathy. But when he finds a bloodied boy along the side of the road, he can't help but stop to help. But that one act of compassion will change the Shinobi world forever. Follow them both as he guides Naruto on his way to greatness!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 283,317 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 11/14/2016 - Published: 12/2/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] G. Ichimaru
Dark Cloud on the Horizon by MK-ONE reviews
Harry is pissed off and had enough after the events of Sirius' demise at the end of Harry's fifth year. Gritty and nasty, take no prisoners -Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,814 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 10/17/2016 - Published: 12/29/2014
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 517,549 - Reviews: 3672 - Favs: 10,795 - Follows: 10,935 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
The Hope of the Senju Clan by Aragon Potter reviews
What if instead of Kushina being Naruto's mother and through a trick of fate Naruto's mother was Tsunade after a drunken night with Minato in which Naruto becomes both the heir and hope of the Senju clan. Find out what life would be like now for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 799,514 - Reviews: 6206 - Favs: 9,710 - Follows: 8,449 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U.
Child of the Storm by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
Once, Thor was James Potter, New Mexico being a refinement of Odin's technique (being murdered didn't do Thor's sanity any favours). After a decade, a mostly reformed Loki restores his memories, introducing Thor's son, Harry, to new family and friends. But soon, ancient secrets emerge along with enemies both old and new as darkness rises. Harry is left with a choice: Fight or Die.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 80 - Words: 824,689 - Reviews: 8712 - Favs: 9,112 - Follows: 7,944 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Heirs of the Founders by Animekitty2 reviews
A more mature, knowledgeable and motivated Harry Potter goes to school. His fated encounter with Hermione Granger comes sooner as they share a compartment aboard the Hogwarts' Express during their first journey to school. With greater self-confidence, the muggle-born and halfblood will start the long needed reformation of the magical world, hand in hand. HP/HG/DG/LL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 296,160 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 3,422 - Follows: 4,285 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Kyle Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,729 - Reviews: 3429 - Favs: 6,316 - Follows: 5,231 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
An Inconvenient Truth by old-crow reviews
After the events in third year, the wizarding world grows darker. Fudge seems intent on spending more time covering up what's happening than dealing with it. Could a stronger relationship between Harry and the Bones family change history?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,464 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 4,747 - Follows: 3,201 - Updated: 6/22/2016 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 4,670 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11574 - Favs: 17,496 - Follows: 12,385 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3560 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Cadmean Victory by DarknessEnthroned reviews
The escape of Peter Pettigrew leaves a deeper mark on his character than anyone expected, then comes the Goblet of Fire and the chance of a quiet year to improve himself, but Harry Potter and the Quiet Revision Year was never going to last long. A more mature, darker Harry, bearing the effects of 11 years of virtual solitude. GoF AU. There will be romance... eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 520,351 - Reviews: 11691 - Favs: 14,449 - Follows: 10,465 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 751,333 - Reviews: 6475 - Favs: 11,558 - Follows: 8,457 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Harmony Potter: Starfleet Raised by Skipsophrenic reviews
Q finds Harmony being hurt by her uncle and takes her away. Deciding to place her the only place he thinks she will be safe he calls upon Janeway and crew to take Harmony and one other in WARNING: Description of child abuse in first chapter - I do not condone violence to children in any way. Rated M for this and Later chapters. Written for Whittigerwolfs HP:VOY Challenge
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 101,345 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 1/29/2016 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Q, Seven of Nine, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Created, Harry Potter by JBean210 reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after first year and is immediately banished to his room without his wand or books. Things look bleak until two men arrive-Remo and Chiun-to take him from the Dursleys to teach him Sinanju in fulfillment of an ancient prophecy. But what will this do to Dumbledore's carefully-laid plans? Harry Potter/The Destroyer series crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 232,677 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Complete
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5740 - Favs: 5,051 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Children of Change by T. E. Tanglebrooke reviews
A 73 year old Harry dies in a tragic accident and finds himself in his 15 month old body again. Young!Tonks HP/NT/HG. currently year 3 Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or the universe he finds himself in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 287,371 - Reviews: 4096 - Favs: 7,460 - Follows: 8,066 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2327 - Favs: 4,948 - Follows: 3,650 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1582 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Naruto, The Dark Flash by KenzoXShuyita reviews
Of the 10,000 players in the most anticipated game of the year, Naruto is the only player given the gift of chakra. However, everything quickly goes down to hell when instead of being the game that everyone was expecting...all players receive something they never asked for. Everyone's life is at stake, and there are 100 floors to complete. Strong/Smart Naruto. Naruto/Silica Pairing
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 139,151 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.] [Naruto U., Silica/Keiko A.]
A Different Path to Destiny by operaman bye bye reviews
Sasuke's death in wave changes Naruto's entire future. Now wielding one of the legendary doujutsu Naruto struggles to find a new path to greatness. Watch as the child of prophecy blazes a new trail towards his fate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,523 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Naruto U.
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 3,951 - Follows: 4,615 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5695 - Favs: 6,523 - Follows: 4,942 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Blonde Uchiha by G3rMan reviews
FemSasuke The Curse of Hatred has lasted centuries, and brought about the near destruction of the Uchiha clan during the Massacre. Two lives are spared, as mother and daughter fight to survive a village of politics. Their fate is intertwined with that of the boy who is the embodiment of their ancestral opponent, the Will of Fire. Together, they will usher in a blessing of love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 164,641 - Reviews: 1352 - Favs: 3,726 - Follows: 3,296 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 3/6/2011 - [Naruto U., Mikoto U., Sasuke U.]
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 7,109 - Follows: 3,798 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Harry Potter & the Curse's Cure by Dragon-Raptor reviews
After the events of the DOM Harry & co return for the last week of term. But then Draco puts a curse on Harry that never been cured before. Can Hermione free him, with a little help from her other friends? eventual HarryHarem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 382,170 - Reviews: 4788 - Favs: 7,326 - Follows: 8,028 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 7/30/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Daphne G.]
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4261 - Favs: 4,872 - Follows: 4,147 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The Broken Fox by Triforce Guardian reviews
What happens when Naruto breaks down at the Valley of the End and tries to commit suicide as a result? What happens when Sakura is the only one who can save him from an asylum and set him back onto greatness? What if the only way to accomplish that is to marry Naruto and strike a deal with Kyuubi? Warning: dark and violent beginning! Challenge in fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 119,235 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
For Family by Nanuk888 reviews
What if Vader, wanting to be with his son again, had taken a very different approach after Luke escapes him at Bespin? How far would he go to regain what he has lost? COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1481 - Favs: 8,721 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Weres Harry? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 152,524 - Reviews: 3967 - Favs: 9,704 - Follows: 10,361 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P.
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6442 - Favs: 12,517 - Follows: 8,436 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2835 - Favs: 8,097 - Follows: 4,891 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Through the eyes of a snake by Ginjaa Ninjaa reviews
Naruto is well known for being a Toad summoner. What if though, Naruto Uzumaki became a member of their most hated enemy's clan. Taught by Manda, Naruto does his best to earn the position of Hokage with his brain as well as brawn. Nobody foresaw the changes that this would bring to the elemental nations, not even Naruto himself. Massively edited for a better reading experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 321,595 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 2,248 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Karin U.]
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 5,702 - Follows: 3,933 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy, a bloodlimit that nobody could have foreseen...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 4,515 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Angels of the Apocalypse by 666 Black Panther reviews
Naruto wins at the Valley of the End but is ran out of town where his life changes when he stumbles into a cave. Naruto/AVP Xover. M for violence and gore. Naruto/Harem Tenten, Hinata, Sakura & Ino
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,993 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 10025 - Favs: 23,558 - Follows: 13,656 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Brothers Bond by Aragon Potter reviews
What if on the day that Naruto becomes a official Genin of Konoha he was attacked by a mob and at that same time a black clothed stranger and his students arrive in Konoha. What link do they have to Naruto? And why are they here?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,825 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Just Another Day in Ward 37 by apAidan reviews
A simple auror undercover mission, polyjuice, Draco Malfoy's hair, and the Half Blood Prince's potions text combine to find Harry in yet another hospital bed trying to explain a couple of things to Hermione. Rated T for mild cursing on someone's part Every time a Neo Death Eater cries, an auror gets his wings
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
Deathly Hallowed by Shujin1 reviews
The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,463 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 3,854 - Follows: 2,630 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 6,489 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2208 - Favs: 5,925 - Follows: 3,736 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Form 2B by Brennus reviews
This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
StormCrown by stevebond1990 reviews
Harry Potter has been missing for over a year, his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire. But the one summoned is not the boy they expected, but a man with an Ancient Power at his command.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,661 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Hermione G., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
On Crimson Wings by Contramancer reviews
Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,831 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 5024 - Favs: 6,661 - Follows: 4,279 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Angry Harry and the Seven by Sinyk reviews
Just how will Dumbledore cope with a Harry who is smart, knowledgeable, sticks up for himself and, worst still, is betrothed? A Harry who has a penchant for losing his temper? Ravenclaw/Smart(alek)/Lord/Harry Almostcanon/Dumbledore Non-friend/Ron Harry&Daphne (Haphne). No Harem. Rating is for language and minor 'Lime' scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 490,097 - Reviews: 4499 - Favs: 13,491 - Follows: 5,769 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 4,389 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fates Decide by Elunas reviews
This is my first attempt at fan-fiction, and i am hoping that I will at least please some people. The fates are fed up with the way Harry's life has been going, and have decided to step in. How will this effect his life, his destiny? Rating brought down to T, might go back up to M later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,878 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Error of Soul by Materia-Blade reviews
OOtP Mid Year. Every now and then throughout wizarding history, a pair of individuals very close to one another find that their magic has grown attached. A bond is formed. A Soul Bond. And may hell burn the idiot who ever thought having one was a 'good' thing! A Soul Bond story done 'right.' No bashing. A Harry and Hermione love and war story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,309 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Losing Control by JackPotr reviews
Harry becomes an outcast during fourth year and ends up reaching out to new people to help him along the way. What he ends up with is a girlfriend and a new lease on life with the freedom he has never had before. The title refers to Albus and the Order. Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 154,616 - Reviews: 1457 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 2,950 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Megan J. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 7,361 - Follows: 2,133 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 4,569 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,691 - Follows: 2,421 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Choices by kb0 reviews
Harry is back at the Durleys after the battle at the DoM. After terrible nightmares every night, it finally occurs to him that many of the problems and thoughts he's having a difficult time with are due to choices he's made and how he chooses to look at his problems. Deciding to be a Gryffindor in his mind and face those problems directly, he starts to make different choices. H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 229,080 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 8,346 - Follows: 3,594 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 7,170 - Follows: 2,052 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 5,509 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Alterran Legacy by Takao1160 reviews
AU - Non Cannon for HP and SG1- Harry has defeated the Dark Lord. The battle he couldn't win was the one for the girl. Harry is left feeling alone because he cannot go out without people mobbing him for good or ill. He finally realizes he must leave England to find his own way and his own life. Pairing HP/SC; then HP/SC/HG
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,719 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 599 - Published: 2/21/2013 - S. Carter, Harry P. - Complete
Yellow and Red makes by Digitize27 reviews
One life changing decision early in Naruto's life has startling consequences further down the line. What changes? What cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 349,503 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 3,558 - Follows: 1,982 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
The Return of the Marauders by TheLastZion reviews
James sacrificed himself to save his wife and son. Sirius took them into hiding and trained Harry the Marauders way. Neville became the BWL. That doesn't mean that he's the Chosen One. This is a AU story. Harry/Ginny MA Rating
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 369,854 - Reviews: 3101 - Favs: 5,669 - Follows: 3,645 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Shadow War by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Sequel to HP and the Rebirth of Darkness. Voldemort has returned, Snape is still an ass and Dumbledore is scrambling to put the pieces of his master plan back together. Harry and gang are trying to figure out how to survive in a war-torn Magical world
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,837 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 2,817 - Follows: 771 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Bellatrix Lestrange's Heartfelt Warning by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Bellatrix Lestrange receives an invitation to meet Harry Potter's best friend and discuss spells, curses, and charms, she is only too happy to meet with the little mudblood and teach the proper place for her in magical society. And like others, Bella underestimates her. No relationships. Torture, torture, torture, muggle surgical techniques discussion, and more torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Hero and the Veela by JackPotr reviews
The events of the second task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament will have great and long lasting effects. Join Harry as he comes into his own with the help of family. Events will push pairing together but not instant soul bond. Harry is angry about his treatment by those at school but not betrayal, mainly disagreements. Good but human Dumbles. Rated T for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,741 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,660 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 4,715 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsune's Power by TheBeardedOne reviews
With a Kekkai Genkai awoken by an errant stone, Naruto must tame his new powers before he ends up hurting those he cares about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,939 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 1,506 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 5,349 - Follows: 3,065 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Honestly Harry - The Unplottable Discoveries by Captain Compass reviews
Picks up from the end of The Founder's Chambers. Where did they go and what happened to the new Potter family before they return to Hogwarts for their 3rd year? Rating for Molly's language & some sexual situations H/G/Hr escapades.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,391 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Naruto: Bloodlines by Maileesaeya reviews
Naruto is taken out of Konoha by Itachi at the age of ten for tutoring, returning two years later to fulfill his dream. Smart, strong Naruto, hopefully not too OP. NaruSaku, implied NaruSakuIno, all other ships implied only. I expressly avoid bashing ANY characters, and if it seems like I am doing so, there is either a reason for it or it is an accident. NO SASUKE-BASHING HERE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,360 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,197 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/29/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Shino A., Kakashi H.
A StrawberryFlavored Neko by Black Sun Upon An Icy Sky reviews
After asking Yoruichi for advice Ichigo finds himself as a cat. A cute cat. But as if that wasn't enough Rukia takes him in. Let the hell unfold/IchiRuki/Crack-ish/
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,779 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - [Ichigo K., Rukia K.] - Complete
Naruto: The True Story by Tour Guide62 reviews
Its secrets have been lost for years. But now, the true story of Naruto has finally emerged! It's time to show you what really happened in the Naruto storyline! Rated T for General Randomness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,930 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3587 - Favs: 4,952 - Follows: 3,000 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Fuzzy Wuzzy Protector by ssjgokillo reviews
During the summer Sirius sends Harry a package to help him achieve his animagus form. During the ritual something goes wrong, and Harry finds himself stuck trying to regain his human form, while being mistaken as a magical pet by Hermione. H/Hr/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,068 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Battle of the Century by Silently Watches reviews
Harry has dedicated his life to defeating evil wherever it may lurk, but what will he do when he and his children are put at risk? Fight with everything he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Emperor Revised by Snafu the Great reviews
An alt. version of Naruto: Emperor's Dawn. Naruto and Hinata Namikaze are the Emperor and Empress of the West. As Konoha faces destruction, can they put aside their mistrust of the Leaf and aid them...or will they let Konoha burn? Story complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,600 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 2,436 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Playing with the timeline by Mirabilis1235 reviews
Harry has been chosen. Given power, pureblood knowledge, his true potential and a greater destiny. Watch how this change can alter the timeline. Will Hogwarts be able to handle the new, improved Harry Potter? Now starting year 2. HP/DG/SB/KB/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 188,038 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 8,967 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 2,331 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Harry Potter and the Son of the Dragon by DarkBlade the Damned reviews
At the begining of his Sixth Year Harry is rescued from Voldemort by a Vampire. As he learns more about the vampire and the Mysterious order he serves Harry is faced with a choice that will forever change his perception of good and evil. AU from HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 183,426 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,617 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 11/7/2004
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3341 - Favs: 8,055 - Follows: 4,117 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Python Defense by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry formulates an innovative taunting-based Occlumency barrier inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Snape retaliates by threatening to reveal Harry's perviest memories and fantasies, including those involving a certain bushy-haired best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,070 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,750 - Follows: 1,729 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chosen Tricksters by Chilord reviews
Very AU In their time, the Marauders went a bit further in their bid to be the best pranksters they could, invoking the power of myths and legends before their brotherhood was betrayed. Now, as Harry enters his 3rd year, those powers are rising again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,641 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 7,330 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 14,760 - Follows: 3,967 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 4,259 - Follows: 1,142 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
30 Minutes II: The Gathering Storm by Radaslab reviews
Harry & Co. enter Hogwarts. Dumbledore is not faced with a pawn. Voldemort is not faced with fertile ground. The world is about to change as war and revolution are in the air. Sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,208 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,311 - Follows: 3,995 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3179 - Favs: 3,938 - Follows: 2,296 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dobby House Elf and the Popular Culture by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry makes the mistake of letting people around an impressionable poor house elf. Dobby takes his obsessions a little too seriously. Rating for violence. Yes, violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Dobby, Harry P. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 4,160 - Follows: 1,077 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Souls Abound by RobSt reviews
This story came from an idea of there being more than one version of Voldemort running around, due to his horcruxes being activated. Story begins with the Tom - Harry confrontation in the Chamber of Secrets. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,682 - Reviews: 2566 - Favs: 4,614 - Follows: 2,628 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Will of Foxfire by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 61 - Words: 258,323 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 6,653 - Follows: 2,420 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4333 - Favs: 10,965 - Follows: 5,351 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Harem War by Radaslab reviews
AU post OoTP. Poor Harry. Sirius left him far more than a house and some money. Dumbledore is the Dark Lord? And what is he supposed to do with the women he was left? Sometimes, Pranks suck and others they are opportunities. H/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 749,417 - Reviews: 4839 - Favs: 6,226 - Follows: 5,519 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 7,189 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Two Halves by Free137 reviews
My EDIT of the famous Dame Wren fanfic, I DID NOT WRITE THE ORIGINAL. What if Naruto brought Sasuke back? What if instead he didn't train with Jiriya, but someone much closer. I do not own Naruto or Two Halves, NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 169,850 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1984 - Favs: 3,675 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
No Need for Harry by Pheonix Dawn reviews
During the battle with Volemort in the graveyard, Harry finds a new power awakening within him. A power that will turn his life completely upside down when the only other person with this power pays him a visit. Harry's life will never be that same again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,641 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4385 - Favs: 11,560 - Follows: 4,630 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death and a Butterbeer Chaser, Hold the Cat by apAidan reviews
It's the night after the Final Battle, and Harry Potter faces Death once more. This time, however, it's quite a different story. Later, the story comes full circle
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 198 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Establishing Dominance by VFSNAKE reviews
You know the drill. READ AND REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,928 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 936 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 911 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2451 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 4534 - Favs: 12,536 - Follows: 6,373 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4992 - Favs: 9,844 - Follows: 4,713 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
RESUME FOR Vader, Lord Darth by frodogenic reviews
Experienced Sith Lord seeking full-time employment in the field of total galactic domination.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Darth Vader - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15756 - Favs: 10,054 - Follows: 7,657 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Heart's Home by Aealket reviews
After the final battle things are tense and Harry finds help in and old magic. Harry/Luna/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 79,175 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 1,232 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by RobSt reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 3166 - Favs: 12,075 - Follows: 4,921 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 1037 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 6,895 - Follows: 2,994 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The story of Uzumaki Naruto by Dreetje reviews
After hearing the truth about Kyuubi by Mizuki, Naruto doesn't join Team 7. No, he trains for 6 months under Mitarashi Anko. During this time he learns about his past, his present and his future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 302,050 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 5,405 - Follows: 3,560 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,998 - Reviews: 3897 - Favs: 16,920 - Follows: 7,121 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15054 - Favs: 23,784 - Follows: 9,708 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 1,808 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3619 - Favs: 5,073 - Follows: 2,460 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 4,579 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1310 - Favs: 8,854 - Follows: 2,225 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Talking Head by jaed621 reviews
Seeley suffers from an auditory hallucination, humor, B/B please R & R.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,901 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008
Surprise by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry Potter's greatest secrets are revealed to his great-grandaughter and heir to his fortune. And she also finds out why he never revealed how he defeated Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 175 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2653 - Favs: 10,660 - Follows: 3,824 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
A Rather Bad Day by KafkaExMachina reviews
Another slightly different take on the First Task. Lets just say a prank got a bit out-of-hand. A rather... large prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 7,269 - Follows: 1,585 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Grass Is Always Greener by kb0 reviews
During the second term of Harry’s sixth year, he ends up saving Daphne Greengrass from a fate worse than death. To repay him, she teaches him Occlumency and they get to know each other well enough to learn that labels are not always useful... HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,620 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 7,856 - Follows: 2,895 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 5,529 - Follows: 2,586 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 6,495 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 713 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,009 - Follows: 1,450 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 4,059 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6370 - Favs: 17,124 - Follows: 5,982 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2415 - Favs: 6,095 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 121,589 - Reviews: 2450 - Favs: 4,766 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
Tangled in Death by MogtheGnome reviews
At Naruto's death, a Shinigami arrived to ensure that the Kyuubi was properly withdrawn and sent to hell. Of course, this being Naruto, it doesn't go as planned. NarutoBleach Crossover.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,094 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 5,503 - Follows: 1,748 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Ascension Of The Scorpion Sorcerer by Vorlon666 reviews
After the Events of his fifth year Harry is angry. Fed up with Dumbledore's lies, half truth and deceits, he will no longer allow anyone to dictate his life. He trains very hard and along the way makes some startling discoveries. He discovers who he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 300,582 - Reviews: 2777 - Favs: 5,133 - Follows: 4,045 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Johnson and the Headmaster's Socks by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Very extreme AU, myriad crossovers, many new characters, very super Super!Harry, majorly altered timeline. Entering Hogwarts, sixteen-year-old Hermione Granger is about to find herself thrown in at the deep end of one helluva mean old galaxy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,825 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,638 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Interview with the Slytherin Childe by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. A press conference after Hogwarts Castle is captured by an unknown attacker turns surreal for Rita Skeeter. She gets more of an exclusive story than she ever imagined. Dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,652 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Complete
Everything Has Its Cost by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot. Fudge and Umbridge have to pay for mucking around in Hogwarts. And they are definitely not going to enjoy it! Humorous, a bit twisted, too. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 188 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 564 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Heir of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Year 7. Harry Potter is coming into his magical maturity as he turns 17…but the stronger he grows, the less sane he feels. What will happen to Harry as he prepares to face Voldemort in the final battle?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44,628 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,853 - Follows: 512 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
It Makes Sense! by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Hermione, after much thought and putting together many years of evidence, thinks she knows why Voldemort acts the way he does. Ron thinks she's being a pervert. Oneshot Crackfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4623 - Favs: 8,817 - Follows: 2,756 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Cupcakes by SilverWolf7007 reviews
On a not so normal Wednesday afternoon, the Death Eaters are having a meeting. Draco’s wife brings refreshments and revelations. Draco really didn’t need to know that about Voldemort and Harry Potter. Traces of het and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Draco M., Luna L. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 4,254 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
VanStalker by DarkBlade the Damned reviews
This is a crossover of Vandread and the DeathStalker novels by Simon R Green. Chapter 9. Tensions amongst the crew reach boiling point causing Hibiki and Tam to flee the Nirvana.
Vandread - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 148,122 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/18/2005 - Published: 5/3/2004
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 8,996 - Follows: 2,501 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 5,470 - Follows: 816 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Double, Double Toil And Trouble reviews
What happens when Harry and Hermione brew the potion found in Shakespeare's MacBeth? Demons, death, chaos and confusion. One-shot (most likely), AU, more than slightly crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Princess of The Whirling Tides reviews
Naruto is tossed out of the village by a drunken mob. While there, he comes across a group of the Uzumaki clan summons. During the meeting, a transformation seal is removed, revealing that he is in fact a girl. The summons take her in to teach her everything she needs to know as the last descendant of the ruling family of the former village of Uzushiogakure. Fem!Naruto F/F
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,557 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Hinata H., Naruko U.
