SonamySistah96
 Author has written 11 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Vampire Knight. Profile under construction because I, apparently, used to be quite the little shit... Mangas I love! I may be black but hell, I really LOVE japanese anime and manga! Here's my list...its long. Death Note Digimon ( You have no idea how much this show influenced me when I was little. Digimon will always be a part of me and my life .) Bleach Vampire Knight D.Gray-Man Black Cat Sailor Moon Naruto Tegami Bachi:Letter Bee SONIC!! High School Debut Monkey High (Heehee wut a cuuuuuuute baby monkey!! lol) Soul Eater Manga and Anime Inu-Yasha Chobits (chi!) Dazzle (Teehee Baroqueheat is such a perv :D) Love Hina Ouran High School Host Club Vampire Game Fullmetal Alchemist Fruits Basket Dance In the Vampire Bund Alice 19th Negima Disgaea D.N.Angel Lov*Com (I Love My Shorty!! lol) High School Debut B.O.D.Y. Juvenile Orion Neo Evangelion (I think that's what its called. Mind you these are off the top of my head :)) Chibi Vampire Karin (Again I think that's what its called but all I know is karin is hilarious) Dokuro-chan (Pipiru piru piru pipiru pi!!) Kaze no Stigma RosarioVampire Romeo x Juliet Pandora Hearts Lucky Star Absolute Boyfriend (Night Tenjo is so sexy. That is all) Shaolin Sisters Magical Pokaan Silver Seed Pig Bride Family Complex Yozakuza Quartet The Get Backers Shugo Chara Black Butler Maid-Sama JunJou Romantica Good Luck Gurran Lagann Hellsing Higurashi no koro ni (kai) Elffen Lied OffBeat Highschool of the Dead The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) Angel Dust Zombie Loan Amazing Agent Luna Dengeki Daisy Beast Master so much more that i will add l8r :) (You know, the sad part is that I have read so much more than this but I can't remember it all. XD) Quotes "Rawr" -My friends and I "Son of a nutcracker!" -Will Farrel in Elf "There is no 'coincidence'. There is only 'hitsuzen'" -XXXHolic "Hold it right there!" "Why should I?!" *starts touching InuYasha's ears* "Are these real?" "Me next! Me next!" "Mom this is not the time!"-Kagome's mom, InuYasha, Sota, and Kagome "Kids don't use formula 1 race cars to chase hedgehogs."-Sonic "Yo, yo, giggity yo!"-Juno's best friend "Hey don't think it's yours just cuz you peed on it!"-Clerk in Juno "So what's the prognosis, fertile mertile?" "I don't know its not saturated yet." "There's no denying this, your ego is preggo."-Clerk and Juno "That ain't no etcha sketch. This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet."-Clerk in Juno "Ugh, that little pink plus sign is so unholy."-Juno "A couple of baby starved wing-nuts."-Juno's dad "I'm pregnant." "What?! Honest to blog?" "Yes I took like three pregnancy tests and I am fo shizz up the spout." "How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?" "I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavilier." "Is this for real?" "Yes." "Phukette Thailand!"-Juno and her best friend. "Oh your shorts look especially gold today." "Oh, my mom uses color-safe bleach." "...Go Carol."-Juno and Bleaker "Wow that thing is freaky looking." "My body is a sacred vessel and all you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell."-Juno and her bff "You kno what I wanna do? I wanna get my boyfriend and some of his loser friends and go over to my ex's house. Then we'll ring the doorbell and when he opens it BAM! I junk-punch him in his man-buisiness! And when he's writhing in pain on the ground screaming 'why?!' we'll be like, 'You know why!'"-Woman in What Happens in Vegas "My first kiss went a little like this *kiss* and twist *kiss* *kiss* and twist." "My first kiss didn't go like that. My first kis was like *moves tongue around*" "o_O"-Alley-Chan and her friend "InuYasha" "Go to heaven! It's a nice way to say just die." -My bff Cris :D Luv u dude! "Whever!"-My friend Lauren "I'm mad! Really bad but don't tell my mom and dad! Pucker up. Kiss my butt! Cause I'm bloody fuckin nuts!! Run in place, skinny waists. Now let's all do poker face like whoa oh oh oh! Whoa oh oh oh!"-Me singin a Tik Tok parody lol "It's Brittany bitch" "The Hell?!"-Me and My friends on the phone "Ya'll need to back up cause i am black and I radiate heat!"-Me Me listening to my music full blast* "PT CRUISER! CONSIDER YOURSELF HIT!" "sOnOfA...!"-Me and my friend Mya "Your girl's gonna get herself a GED so she can go find herself a J-O-B so she can get P-A-I-D-E!"-Bridget from House of Payne "Nothing in this world is a coincidence.Everything is fated". " Its improbable, its impossible, its against my religion" By Miroku "Talk about a low-budget flight--no food or movies?I'm outta here.I like running better" by Sonic " night after night, day after day, and i still can't move" by Sesshomaru " What you see is what you get...just a guy who likes adventure!' By Sonic "If your gonna reason with me, come up with something REASONABLE" by InuYasha " Kids, never stand on a moving car" By Sonic " I've hear similar threats from a number of poor fools who's memories I keep Alive by dancing on their tombstones" by InuYasha " Just letting Knuckles pilot the shuttle on the way here was more dangerous than you'll ever be" by Sonic "He's probably watching porn right now." "Ugh I hate it. All that butter just gets to me." "o_O' what the hell?!" "I'm serious all the butter gets in the way of the natural flavor." "Bitch that's corn!! I said PORN!" "Oh Porn! Hahaha I'm sorry I'm hungry i thought you said corn!" Both: rofl-Me and my neighbor "Man I back it up, like a mack truck." My friends: o_O-Me quoting a song and scaring the ish out of ma homiez lol 'If you think about him/her before you go to bed...your in love' 'If you constantly think about him/her...your in love' 'If you dream about you and him/her alot...your in love' 'If every love song reminds you of him/her...your in love'-Line from the story To be Loved or Die Trying by:FlanoireBunniex3 "Your favorite hedgehog is back.." "I say I RESEMBLE that remark!" Sonic stepped in. We laughed. It was great seeing Shadow again, even at a time like this!-Line from the story To be Loved or Die Trying by:FlanoireBunniex3 Gah! Who in the world is that? Well let's see...she is flying...so she is a flyer. Looks like a bunny. Has a chao by her side.. ...I don't know. How the hell is it?(A/N:Rofl) "Knuckles!" Well I'LL be! It's Cream! (A/N:What is he, retarted?) She jumped on top of me, making me fall over. The Master Emerald is probably laughing at me right now...how embarassing. Plus, the way she was sitting on me looked like she was asking for it, if you get what I mean. "KNCUKLES! KNUCKLES! KNUCKLES! KNUCKLES! KNUC-" "STOP BOUNCING ON ME! Oh my god, if you were only OLDER I would'nt mind this little scene!" Did I just say that out loud... "Well now if I wasn't so scared right now, I'd be disgusted.." "Just speak, damn you!" "Sonic,Shadow...AMY!" "What about them?" "THEY ARE IN TROUBLE!" "...ok?" "Don't you...care?" Cream wondered. Well not REALLY but... "But..but even ROUGE is in trouble!" OH GOD NO! "ROUGE?" "I knew you liked her.." "Shut it...but, seriously! What happened?" "Um...I just realized, ever since Amy was depressed with Sonic-" "She was depressed?" "That is what I mean. Throughout this whole deal, you weren't even IN it!"(A/N:It's true guys, Knuckles hasn't even been in this story ONCE!) "Oh..." "But yea, she was depressed, because Sonic was SUPPOSELY going out with this meanie Saymeiya, but Saymeiya is evil. And a fake! And she tricked Sonic! And Tails and the rest went to hlep AND THEY ARE ALL IN BIG BIG TROUBLE!" Cream yelled, while 'begging' for breath on the side. "Try saying THAT 3 times.." "Knuckles, you only say that for tounge-twisters..." "You know, you are turning more and more into Rouge that it SICKENS me!" "Awww, you gunna like me now?" Cream smiled. This is ridiculous...-Line from To Be Loved or Die Trying by: FlanoireBunniex3 (I loled so hard at this) "She's not going to hurt me.." "What ARE you ON? LOOK AT HER CHARGING AT YOU!" Knuckles cried. "Yea well if she wanted to hit me, it wouldn't take a fucking year to do it!" I yelled. I mean holy christ seriously she's been charging at me for like ever!...-Line from To Be Loved or Die Trying by: FlanoireBunniex3 (All I can say is L.M.F.A.O) "Hey stupid, you're only supopse to say that when its a QUEEN!" "Knuckles...please...for the love of god...SHUT...UP!" Shadow yelled. "I CAN'T SPEAK MY MIND?" "No, now shut the fuck UP!"-Line from...oh fro the love of God. It's the same story and author lol "This girl has gone BANANAS..and DON'T you DARE sing the song, Knuckles!" Cream exclaimed. "Dammit it all..."-Same story same author and I'm still lmaoing "When we get back, what're you gonna do, Allen"? // I'll eat. I'll eat every possible dish Jerry-san can make, all of them!!" D. Gray Man When life's a bitch, you be a bitch right back.-Line from The Player by: animeaddict2323232 "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and say, "Give me chocolate!" When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life until life falls down. When life gives you lemons, ask where the lemons came from. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice into the eyes of your enemys. When life gives you lemons, demand to speak with life about their ripeness."-Me and my friends "Guess what?" "Chicken butt." Guess who." "Chicken poo." "Guess why." "Chicken thigh." "Guess when." "Chicken skin." "Guess how." "Kung pow!"-Me and my friend Jeremy "Dude I got an arm!!!" "Aw righteous!! Dew dee dewdie dew deww!!"-Pizza guys from Barnyard. "Now that you have finally come to terms with your sexuality, my dear Zero, it is time for Yuuki to come to terms with it," that smooth honey voice murmured from my right. I sighed. "What do you mean, my "sexuality"?" "Your being gay," Kaname clarified, rolling his dark eyes. I blushed again, still not liking admitting that I was "gay". "I'm not gay." "Then what are you?" "…" I was at a loss. "Well, Zero?" Kaname purred, sensing my hesitation. "I'm Kaname-sexual." He blinked at me for a few seconds before bursting out laughing. He used me to prop him up as he laughed, nearly rolling on the floor in loud guffaws. I clenched my jaw; we may have been blood-mates, but I still hated it when he laughed at me. "Kuran…" He knew I only used his last name when I was pissed. Or trying to be, anyway. It was hard to be pissed at Kaname. He shut up and pulled me flush against his warm body with one last chuckle. "I'm sorry, Kiryu, but you just crack me up. Ah, Kaname-sexual… pure genius, I'll give you that." I pouted, letting my arms come up to tug at his hair. "You're mean." Kaname knew I didn't mean it. Though I was tempted to tell him that on the contrary, I very much meant it, but it was hard to lie to him when he could get in my head at a moment's notice. -Line from the story Playtime by kandakicksass I lmfao soo hard haha Yuuki's eyes glazed over before she squealed, shocking the living hell out of me. "Yay! Ohmygod, this is just like yaoi! I love it!" Kaname and I backed up, giving her a confused, slightly scared look on my part. Kaname just looked worried for my mental safety. "Yuuki, you notorious fangirl," Kaname stated sternly. "You're scaring Zero." "Yuuki…" I said in a dangerous voice, blushing. She shut up instantly. I'd known she was a yaoi fangirl, but to actually like the fact that I was fucking Kaname… Is that all I am to you? A fuck buddy? I almost laughed. Kaname Kuran, saying the words 'fuck buddy'? Hell, hearing the word 'fuck' fall from his lips was enough. I resisted the urge to giggle—I mean chuckle manly— and smacked him on the chest. "Kaname's a crack up," Yuuki said wisely, in reality having no clue what I was laughing about. I rolled my eyes at her, calming a bit. -Another line from the same story by the same author. lol YAOI FANGIRLS UNITE! ;) "Kaname, stop it! Not in fucking public! Hey—DOWN, BOY!" He stopped to give me an incredulous look, one eybrow raised before we laughed together. "Back to the bedroom then," he decided for me. I had no objections. Hn. Playtime indeed. -Same story/author lol DOWN BOY hahahaha ah playtime is a beautiful thing lol "Come on, sleepyhead, it's time to wakey-wakey..." Zero egged with a dark grin as he dumped the coffee grounds into a filter and put them in the coffee machine, closing the lid and turning it on to perk. The toast popped up and he put both pieces on a plate, spreading a light film of butter over the hot bread before putting two more slices in to toast. "Get that smirk out of your tone, Kiriyu, or I'll find something to breaky-breaky," Kaname retorted warningly from under the pillow, mimicking Zero's inflection.-From the story Five Hundred Miles by Blackened Wing (lmfao) ''You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body but you will never imprison my mind.'' - MAHATMA GANDHI Jeremy: Fish go moo. Me: No they don't. Cows do. Jeremy: Nuh uh. Cows go oink. Me: No that's a pig. Jeremy: No. Pigs go baaa. Me: Dammnit Jeremy! Jeremy: Haha you're pissed. Me: -_-' (Don't ask) Cris: Hey chica. Me: Don't call me that. Cris: Why not chica? Me:I said don't call me that. Cris: But it's fun chica. Me: If you keep calling me that I'll call you princess. Cris: I don't care what I'm called chica. ;) Me: you do realize that when I see you again...I WILL kill you. Cris: You can't catch me chica! Me: I can too! Cris: Yae right CHICA CHICA CHICA CHICA CHICA CHICA CHICA CHICA CHICA CHICA CHICA!!! Me: PREPARE TO DIE LITTLE BOY! Cris: You're going down *scroll down* CHICAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)-Me and Cris txting Copy and Paste ish Which Hetalia character are you? The Axis Powers North Italy (Feliciano Vargas) [ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) [ ]You're very stoic and serious. Japan (Kiku Honda) [ ]You're very mature (HA! Yeah right!) Cool! I’m like Italy! Kind of weird though since heritage-wise I’m more German..meh whatever! The Allied Forces The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones) [ ]You love hamburgers. The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland) [ ]You like tea. France (Francis Bonnefoy) [ ]You're very affectionate. Russia (Ivan Braginski) [ ]You had a very sad childhood. China (Wang Yao) [ ]You're very mature. Yay! I’m most like America, makes sense my ideas get compared to his all of the time. I don’t know why I have good ideas. Then it’s China followed by England, and France and Russia who are tied. And now for some other country people!! Austria (Roderich Edelstein) [ ]You are very well-raised. Canada (Matthew Williams) [x]You're often ignored by people. (in class cause I’m so quiet) Cuba [ ]You smoke. Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry) [ ]You have a potty-mouth. Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis) [x]You're very loyal. Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz) [ ]You're very flamboyant. Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt) [x]You're quite mean-spirited. (depends on who it is) Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo) [x]You are clueless about things around you. South Italy (Lovino Vargas) [x]You tend to overreact a lot. Your Result Full Blood Vampire You were born a vampire meaning no bite marks for you. Some say you are the direct descendent of a demon from hell, while others say you are descended from Vlad Tempish, also known as Dracula. Your skills are more powerful than a regular vampire's, the difference being impossible for humans to comprehend. It is said you can even call shadows to help you. You also have age control, meaning you may be 10,000 years old but can look 10 or 100 depending on what you like. (I took a random quiz and was honestly not expecting this result) You are a Clueless Uke! Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself. Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme .••) .•) You know you're obsessed with anime when... 1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom. 2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. 3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday. (Sad but true.) 4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs. 5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga. 6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet. 7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! 8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. 9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. (Or more specifically, guys with slightly long silver hair, ear piercings, a tattoo on his neck, is a vamp-ahem I mean ex-human, has amethyst eyes, and weilds a silver anti-vampire gun. Oh and did I mention that he is sexy as hell?) 10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. (You should have seen my teacher's face. XD) 11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls. 12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. (I understood it though...that's the freaky part. XD) 13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. (I do but I actually will be going to study in Japan. ) 14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". (No there are so many curse words to be added in that statement lol) 15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. (*nods rapidly* I use other sources though too haha) 16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. 17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. (I know it and understand it but damn right I sing along to every one! XD) 18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. 19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. 20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look.. 21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. 22. You name(or plan to name) your children after anime characters. (My friend just banned me from naming my child L or Zero...my choices are to A.) Name my child M or One. B.) Cry in despir. C.) Do it anyway. D.) Plot my friend's assassination and THEN name my children those names anyway...pick D XD) 23. You buy shuriken or kunai. 24. You speak in subtitles. 25. You prefer anime over real life. 26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. 27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. 28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. 29. You Cosplay daily. If you have watched over 20 different animes (copy and paste this into your profile) If you think Zero (From vk) should take his shirt off more (copy and paste this into your profile) If you have ever cried in a anime or manga (copy and paste this into your profile) If you love Vampire Knight and wished that you lived in it (copy and paste this into your profile) If you are a crazy vampire fan (copy and paste this into your profile) If you know how to sing your faveourite anime songs (in japanese) (copy and paste this into your profile) If you screamed at the computer when Yuuki went with Kaname in Vampire Knight (copy and paste this into your profile) If you have fallen in love with an anime character (copy and paste this into your profile) 10 reasons Zero and Yuuki should've become a couple . 1. Y&Z the alphabet (The alphabet is telling us it want them to be together :D) 2. Zero almost kissed Yuuki 3. (spoiler alert) Zero kissed Yuuki and then Yuuki drank his blood (awwww and they call it vampire love ) 4. Zero is hot (Damn straight.) 5. Kaname is hot but creepy _ stalker like... 6. Just chek reason 5. Kaname always is watching...(Kaname: O_O and Zero: TT_TT and Yuuki: ?_? haha) 7. Where in the alphabet does it say K&Y? 8. Zeki sounds better than Kuuki or Yaname lol. 9. Zero loved Yuuki ever since she cared for him 10. They are a cuter couple! And their blood drinking sessions always make my eye balls pop out of their sockets with their itimacy! (Me)Q_Q 10 reasons why Kaname should'nt end up with Yuuki. 1. He didn't drink her blood until the end of the series. 2. Kanames a stalker. 3. Kaname never makes a move on her =_= (idiot) 4. Kaname doesn't protect her as much as Zero 5. He's not as hot as Zero or Shiki (No matter what you think or say, you cannot deny this fact.) 6. He could be so much better with Seiren (Scratch that...He would be much better with Zero *drools* XD) 7. In mangas the girls are usually named KANAME! bahaha ;) 8. Kaname is a gay name (sorry but it is reason that 7 prooves it) 9. He almost has girl length hair c( : 10. He instantly could be transformed into a girl (keroko) hahaha nice name huh all he needs is a dress! or kanamatama O_O creepy Bonous Reason: HELLO!!! KANAME AND YUKI ARE FREAKING BROTHER AND SISTER!!! DX IT'S FUCKING SICK!!!! Zero and Yuuki kissed...IN YOUR FACE KANAME! 20 Reasons You Know You’re Obsessed With Vampire Knight 1. You can sing the opening and ending theme songs for both the first season of Vampire Knight and guilty from memory (and you do, often.) 2. It bugs the living hell out of you when someone mispronounces Kaname’s name, (Ka-NAM-e : emphasizing the “nam”, as apposed to Ka-na-me) and you don’t even LIKE said character. (It bugs me to no end...) 3. You spend most of English class trying to think of as many words as possible to describe the color of Zero’s eyes (lilac, purple, lavender, amethyst...ARGH!!) 4. You actually know the color of every individual character’s eyes by heart. 5. You feel passionately about one or the other side of the ‘white or silver’ debate about Zero’s hair. 6. You immediately think how songs relate to your favorite Vampire Knight pairing whenever you’re listening to them. 7. You’ve assigned each of your friends characters from Vampire Knight (“Your name is Aidou.” “What?” “It just is.”) 8. Everyone you know is completely used to you calling them weird names with no explanation. 9. You’re smiling and nodding as you read this list. 10. You’re going to send this list to all your friends you’ve assigned characters to. 11. Every one of them will be completely unsurprised and will ignore this list (They’re used to it). 12. People ask you if you’re a vampire often. 13. You say “Yes,” and “I’ll bite you to prove it, if you want.” when people ask you if you’re a vampire. 14. You’ve started to learn to play chess since you’ve started watching Vampire Knight. (I bit a kid on Halloween because he asked me to.) 15. It doesn’t bother you anymore that Kaname’s chess analogies make no sense whatsoever in the context of the rules of the actual game. 16. You’ve bitten nearly all of your friends at least once. (She told me to, jeez! Is it my fault it hurt!? The little boy asked me to. ) 17. You’ve bitten most of your enemies at least once, too. (They won’t even think of stealing your pencil now, heh!) 18. You’ve noticed the similarities between blood tablets and white smarties. 19. You now live on white smarties. 20. You’re going to paste this list onto your profile ;D (Muahahaha!) Why Vampire Knight is Better than Twilight 10. The vampires are hot, but they do not sparkle. (W...T...F...) If you're one heck of a Anime/Manga freak, add your name to this list and put it in your profile. HarpieAna, Depthmon, Lady Lilane, Jen the Cat Cyber500, 8Dark Angel8, ,awesomealicia89 If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. (They are coming to take me away. ) 00 :) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world. I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed. Not screwed? SCREW YOU. Now you have to copy and paste the last one. Hate is easy. Love takes courage Whatever of teens would wonder what would happen if Jessica Simpson wasn't paranoid. If you are that percentage that would become a homunculus just so you could impale, eat, etc. her, copy and paste her onto your profile. A mama cow and her three babies were on a farm. " A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc So he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raised his hand and said,"He's in heaven."Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!"The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a loss for a few very long seconds, Finally, he gathered his wits and asked Little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said, "Well...every morning,my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells,"Jesus Christ, are you still in there!?" "Sir! Sir! The world has ended!" A guy from Central runs up to "Father". The old, blonde man sighs, "This was how the manga was SUPPOSED to go." If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile. And now I ask: what is wrong with worshipping anime characters? "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you have a folder in your backpack full of pictures (drawn and computer generated) for the Twilight series, and have all the playlist songs on your iPod. Crazy is when you walk into a store, walk around in duckie robes that are sold there, and take pictures of you and your friends doing crazy things (wearing cat beds on you head or kissing garden statues of frogs) until closing time. NONONO CRAzY is when you and your cousins see a guy in a Four-wheeler and chase him away from the yard you're in! Crazy would definatley be when you make out with a pillow, imaginin it was Ikuto! Crazy is when you believe half-birthdays are "real". Crazy is when you sit down at a table for a quinceanera, and immediately ask "When do we eat?" Hold the phone people! I'll tell you what crazy is! Crazy, my people, is when you introduce yaoi to your grandmother and she becomes the second biggest yaoi fan in the world. (You being the first, of course.) ..If you're crazy, copy this into your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! You know you're a fangirl when... 1. You read fanfiction and squeal out loud. (You have no idea...seriously.) 2. You write fanfiction. 3. You know all the fanfiction terms ex. lemon, lime, flames, etc. 4. You hate mary-sues with a passion. 5. You watch a movie/read a book and then automatically think of all the different pairings. 6. You own merchandise of your favorite character. (*looks at L and Zero plushies* *drools*) 7. You own a deviantart account. 8. You browse through and google pictures for the sole purpose of finding fanart. 9. Your computer screen background, screen saver, and and mobile screen background are all pictures of your favorite anime character. 10. You occasionally wonder why anime guys aren't real. 11. You start learning japanese. 12. You are often called childish for your love of anime, movies, and cartoons. 13. When people call anime 'cartoons', you are outraged. 14. You wish you could cosplay. 15. You cosplay. 16. You are overjoyed when people say you look 'anime-ish'. 17. You know who 'L', Naruto, and Inuyasha are. 18. You hate anime dubbed into english. (With a passion.) 19. You know more about the japanese culture than your own. 20. You occasionally glomp people. 21. You hyperventilate when you see someone who resembles an anime character. 22. You hyperventilate when you see a japanese person. (Oh my God you should have seen me when I met my japanese friend. She was scared of me for a while before we became friends ') 23. You hyperventilate when you see anime merchandise at an affordable price. (Oh God yes!! XD) 24. You tend to hyperventilate A lot. 25. You wish you could visit Japan. If you repeatedly listen to the same song over and over again because you love it, copy/paste this to your profil If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. Five fourths of people have trouble with fractions, if you're the part of the five fourths, say aye! or just copy into your profile, you chose. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think manga/anime villains are uber coolage and pwnsome, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Ichigo Kurosaki's Hollow half deserves more love, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Sosuke Aizen is one of the best manga/anime villains in the history of history, copy and paste this on your profile. (I hate him but I can't deny this fact! XD) If you think Gin Ichimaru is one freaky yet awesome bad guy, copy and paste this onto your profile. 1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? What About Now 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? You Rock My World (haha I know I do ;D) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Haunted (O_O) 4.WHAT IS 22? Ebay 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Will You Be There 6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Don't Give A Damn (Lmao so true haha XD) 7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Another Part of Me (Oh...wow) 8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Shake Your Money Maker (Oh shit rotfl) 9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Love In This Club *Remix* (Oh the irony is so not lost...) 10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Like You 11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? She's No You (Aw I will be so touched! ) 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Run Away Love (o_O) 13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Hot 'N Cold 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Humpty Dumpty (I don't know how to defend myself for this...) 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Whisper 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? What A Girl Wants (heh heh so true...you don't even wanna know what I want *evil laughter*) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Bills, Bills, Bills (That is so unfair! TToTT) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? How Many Times, How Many Lies 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Peacock (rotflmfao) 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Party Like a Rockstar 21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Eat It (O_O') 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Shake It Like A Pom Pom 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Stars Are Blind[Luny Tunes Remix] 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? One Step At A Time 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Freeze 26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? LOL SMiLEY FACE (Haha I wuld love to ) List your top 10 favorite Vampire Knight characters and answer the questions. 1. Zero 2. Yuki 3. Kaname 4. Shiki 5. Takuma 6. Aido 7. Kain 8. Ruka 9. Seiren 10. Rima 1. 10 and 7 have been locked in a room. What are they doing? Watching anime (Rima/Kain) 2. What is the reason that you want to kill 5? Oh My Kami! How could you ask that?! I would never kill my sweet innocent baby! (*hugs Takuma*) 3. What's the worst thing that can happen to 1? Level E urges come back full-force (Zero) 4. You and 2 team up in something. What is that something? Get Kaname and Zero together then fantasize about what they do behind closed doors (*high-fives Yuki*) 5. What does 4 like best about 6? He's dedicated to Kaname-sama??? (Shiki/Aido) 6. Who would 3 jump in the way of a bullet for? Zero and Yuki (Kaname) 7. 8 and 9 get on TV. Why? To show off their mad singing skills (Ruka/Seiren) 8. What would be a great title for a humor story about 1 and 10? The War For Pocky: All or Nothing (Zero/Rima) 9. 2 gets trapped at the center of the earth. What does 4 and 9 do? DIG HER OUT! (Shiki/Seiren) 10. Everybody, including you, signs up for High School Musical. Who gets the couple parts? Kaname and Zero (Or Zero and Me XD), Aido and Yuki, Takuma and Shiki "If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Gay marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage. FUN FACTS It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? A day without sunshine is like...Night. A rejected invention: Instant water! just add water! Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. He who laughs last didn't get it. When there's a will, I want to be in it. A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky Escalator = Endless fun Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!! I ran with scissors, and lived! The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train. Random Quotes and sayings Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. PMS - Possible Murder Suspect As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?" I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay. Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! Curiosity killed whoever got in my way. I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!! A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!" A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. Weird is running up and down the street in a bikini, rubbing butter all over yourself, and screaming "I'm a pretty muffin!" When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard. (My slogan) You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. People are like slinkies. Basically useless, but it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs. When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. Smile. It scares people. An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it! There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman." I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment? The knack of flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head. Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me Hell hath no fury that of a scorned woman. I'll help make sure of it. When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head. I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines. Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over! Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites' I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence! Drive like you stole it! Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong. When life gives us Jonas brothers, we throw Jonas Brothers back really, really hard and demand Green Day. It's not PMS...it's you I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads. I don't need your attitude, I have my own. I'm not mean, you're just a sissy. You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you. Be the type of woman, that when your feet land on the floor when you get out of bed in the morning, the devil thinks: "Oh, crap! She's up!" Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face. Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me That does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast! I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it I know who I am...your approval really isn't needed Normal people worry me Blondes do it better I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now. I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it (note: do NOT use this on your Math teacher when she yells at you about your attitude. Not if you like living.) Anyone: Go to hell! You: I did. But Hell was full, so I came back And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution. There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. How You Know That You Are Obsessed With Vampire Knight 1. you start to fall in LOVE with one of the characters- Oh Zero! XD 2. you know and sing the opening and ending songs to both Vampire Knight and Vampire Knight/Guilty- Saddly I don't know any ' 3. you start to wonder if blood tastes good- Oh I know it does. I've been drinking my own blood when I get hurt since I was little...and I'm proud of it. 4. you read WAY too many fanfics about your favorite characters - If you knew the true extent of this...you would cry. 5. you buy all the manga you can get at your local bookseller or on line- Don't judge me... 6. when you're talking to your friends you randomly start talking about the love couples of Zero and Yuuki or -if you don't roll that way- Kaname and Zero- KanamexZero XD 7. you write a fanfic about the characters - YES! 8. your love for vampires has increased emensily- Twilight killed it and Vampire Knight brought it back. 9. you follow the manga on ONE or or MANGAFOX or something like these websites 10. you start to want Shio Ramen 11. you wonder why the Cullen family hasnt heard of Blood tablets- Come to think of it... 12. you spaz out when someone says that you are like a vampire XD 13. you know all the names of the characters by heart- Ahahahahahaha *shifts nervously* 14. you start adding suffixes to your friends names like sama, chan, kun, sempai, san things along that line- Guilty! 15. you get overly offensive when people talk about Zero- *loads gun* You wanna say somethin about my husband punk? 16. you try to draw the characters -It's hard but I managed to do it. 17. you learn words from the show and use them in public- Teehee 18. you may have or wanted to crosplay a character 19. you've seen all 26 episodes- Haha i got not even halfway through the first episode and stopped 20. post this to your profile =.= Translations: Japan - English (not by me!) Jobun = Foreword Ichi = One Haru = Spring Sayonara = Goodbye Moshi moshi? = Hello? ("Moshi moshi?", is something they say everytime they answer the phone) Oh dear Kami-sama = Oh dear Lord / Oh dear God Nakama = It can mean friend, but has a much stronger meaning to it like: Super-duper-bestest-friend-in-the-whole-wide-world-where-nothing-can-ever-ever-ever-EVER-tear-us-apart... Koibito / Amate = Lover Anata = means 'you' but also can mean 'dear' Koi = Love Koishii = Dearest / Sweetheart Ichizoku = Family or Clan, ex. The Uchiha Ichizoku (The Uchiha Clan) Otou-sama, Otou-san, Otou-chan, Tou-sama, Tou-san, Tou-chan, Chichioya (Chichiue),'Oyaji' = Father, dad, 'Old man' Okaa-sama, Okaa-san, Okaa-chan, Kaa-sama, Kaa-san, Kaa-chan, Hahaoya (Hahaue) = Mother, mom Onii-sama, Onii-san, Onii-chan, Nii-sama, Nii-san, Nii-chan, Aniki, Ani, (Name, ex. Naruto)-nii = Older brother, Big brother, (Ani) brother equally, big brother (Naruto) Onee-sama, Onee-san, Onee-chan, Nee-sama, Nee-san, Nee-chan, (Name, ex. Sakura)-nee = Older sister, Big sister, big sister (Sakura) Otouto-sama, Otouto-san, Otouto-kun, Otouto-chan, Otouto, (Name, ex. Sasuke)-otouto = Younger brother, little brother, baby brother, little brother (Sasuke) Imouto-sama, Imouto-san, Imouto-chan, Imouto, (Name, ex. Hanabi)-imouto = Younger sister, little sister, baby sister, little sister (Hanabi) Ojii-sama, Ojii-san, Ojii-chan, Jii-sama, Jii-san, Jii-chan, 'Oyaji' = Grandfather, 'Old man' Obaa-sama, Obaa-san, Obaa-chan, Baa-sama, Baa-san, Baa-chan, Sobo = Grandmother, Granny, 'Old hag' Oji-sama, Oji-san, Oji-chan, Ji-sama, Ji-san, Ji-chan = Uncle Itoko-sama, Itoko-san, Itoko-kun, Itoko-chan = Cousin Ossan = Old man / Mister Onna = Woman Gaki = Brat -sama = For higher status, ex. Hokage, Clan Head, ex. Tsunade-sama, Hiashi-sama -san = For people you respect, ex. Kakashi-san, or with surname only: Hatake-san -kun = For a boy / man you are familiar with, ex. Sasuke-kun -chan = For a girl woman you are familiar with, also refered to cute, ex. Sakura-chan -sensei = For a teacher, doctor, ex. Iruka-sensei, Tsunade-sensei -taichou = For a captain, ex. Hatake-taichou (Captain Hatake) -shishou = For boss or a teacher in a job, ex. Tsunade-shishou (By Sakura) -senpai = For a senior in school or in a job, ex. Neji-senpai -kouhai (Sp?) = For a junior in school or in a job, ex. Naruto-kouhai IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE KNIGHT FAN AND YOU WANT A SEASON 3 FOR THE ANIME SIGN THIS PETION http:///petitions/vampire-knight-season-3.html SIGN IT!!!!!!!! SIGN IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I COMMAND YOU!!!!!!!! So, here's how it works: Opening Credits: Gives You Hell -All American Rejects Waking Up: Like A G6 -The Far East Movement First Day At School: Shorty Is The Shit -The Dream Falling in Love: Who Am I Living For? -Katy Perry Fight Song: I Want You Back -The Jackson 5 Breaking Up: I Drive Myself Crazy -NSYNC Prom night: You Found Me -The Fray Life: Playing God -Paramore Mental Breakdown: We Take'n Over -Dj Khaled Driving: Girls On The Dance Floor -The Far East Movement Flashback: Love In This Club -Usher Getting back together: The Good Life -Chiddy Bang Wedding: Santa Clause Is Coming To Town -Mariah Carey Birth of Child: The Girl Is Mine -Michael Jackson Final Battle: Don't Give A Damn -BoA Funeral Song: Knocks You Down -Keri Hilson feat. Ne-yo and Kanye West Final Credits: Everybody Drunk -Ludacris I wish you were here... You say BRIGHT PINK I say BLOOD RED You say ROBERT PATTINSON I say ZERO KIRYUU You say MILEY CYRUS I say DAFT PUNK You say DRAMA I say YAOI You say REALITLY T.V. I say ANIME You say I’M WEIRD I say NO SHIT SHERLOCK (\ _/) This is Bunny.Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. If you have survived an abusive relationship or if you have ever been stalked unmercilessly by someone, put this on your profile and do your part to end it. SAVE: Students Against Violence Everywhere. Be a friend! Help a friend get out of an abusive relationship! Pass this around if you believe in peace for all people! The 10 Commandments of a Teenager! 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 2) Thou shall not do drugs. 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. 6) Thou shall not get into fights. 7) Thou shall not skip class. 8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. 9) Thou shall not worry about tests. 10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. You know you’re obsessed with Vampire Knight when…. Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White--because I'm cool like that. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (Zero Kiryuu...Zero Kiryuu...XD) I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, Miss Peppy,Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, universe.disturber, XxThe Best Damn ThingxX,Alexandria Volturi, awesomealicia89, SonamySistah96 I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Few women admit their age. Fewer men act it Don't steal! The government hates competition. Be nice to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back! Dont interrupt me while I'm talking to myself i love you is spelled with 8 letters... then again so is Bullshit If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same. THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, libaka, Mrs Amanda Lupin, Hakaishi Uchiha, Usagi323, deideiblueeyez, Sakura Gekkani, Moonlight Neko, SonamySistah96, If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If Shino is your favorite character, and you are sad that he doesn't get enough air time or recognition, put this into your profile. (Well, he's not my ULTIMATE fave, but he's one of my faves.) If you don't like Neji-Hina copy this into your profile.: If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you think Deidara is hot copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list; Mood-chan, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxMadara's-Little-StalkerxX,xXFallenSakuraXxfreak-4-God, CommitetToKiba, Sakura Gekkani, SonamySistah96 If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off The Akatsuki leader is NOT the Yondaime, copy and paste into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Plenty of times!!) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile LONG LIVE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!! THIS IS THIS CAT. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this in to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. If you have sung a Christmas Carol nowhere near Christmas time, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current situation, copy and paste this into your profile. Chris Brown beat Rihanna with a umbrella and left her ith no air because she was unfaithful. Then the cops came, now let's see if he can run it run it! If you like, copy and paste to profile.(I like died laughing when i got this message from my friend I just had to put it on here.) (p.s. I still luv chris brown teehee) Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! Don't be mad, I'll be there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you! Copy and paste to profile. (Lol I got this in a txt message too) If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If you say random things often, put this on your profile! If you like Sonic, put this on your profile! If you like noodles, put this on your profile! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile! Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. If you have been called crazy, copy this into your profile! If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile! If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Guard of the twilight, Ultima the God, lulu I LOVE sonamy, SAfan4life, SonamySistah96 If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. Girls i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage If you were one of the "Originals" that liked Twilight BEFORE it became a mass pre-teen, fangirl popular book, put this in your profile Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heartbeat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks you're beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says "THATS HER!!" after they have already met you more than once. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever hit someone over the head for being a idiot and said sorry later copy and paste this in your profile. If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile! If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile! If you ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile! :D If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do 1. Know how to make you smile when you are down 2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice. 3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence 4. Give you the remote control during the game 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you 6. Play with your hair 7. His hands always find yours 8. Be cute when he really wants something. 9. Offer you plenty of massages 10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork 11. Never run out of love 12. Be funny, but know how to be serious 13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious 14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready. 15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts 16. Smile a lot 17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you. 18. Appreciate you. 19. Help others out. 20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1 21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching. 22. Sing , even if he can't. 23. Have a creative sense of humor 24. Stare at you. 25. Call for no reason 26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves you that much to quit it. Natural enemies, born to kill -x- So we live as predator and prey -x- Only we cannot, for it would hurt -x- We ignore the hints of true respect If you fall for this please put it in your profile, I fell for it too: You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I. AM. A. GIRL.) I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. Name Quiz 1 . YOUR REAL NAME: 2 . YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) 3 . YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first) 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink) 6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) 7. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto) - Prruto Quiz THREE NAMES YOU GO BY: THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD: THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF: THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE: THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU (or mostly creep you out): THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW: THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists at the moment): THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT: THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS: THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is optional): TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: This one's a tricky one! THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU: THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO: THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES: THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW: THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING: THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION: THREE KID'S NAMES: THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE: Element Quiz FIRE: WATER: EARTH: AIR: DARKNESS: LIGHT: I'm Air (I really thought Fire was gonna win at first but damn Air is like my freakin personality to the max) pυτ τнιs Put this on your page PREP X You own a cell phone. Total: 3 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favorite colors. Total: 7 PUNK x You can skateboard Total: 6 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 4 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Superbowl. Total: 2 HARDCORE/SCENE X You like loud music. Total: 9 (Damn I never saw that coming...) Your guy side: X You love hoodies. Total: 20 (Like damn...) Your girl side: x You wear lip gloss/Chap stick. Total: 7 What to Do If You Know you're Gonna Fail an Exam 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming 'Andre, Andre, I've got the secrets!' 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and 8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream 14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. 21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, 29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any Did I like nut another to it send, do to better anything have doesn't that person a like this reading time sweet your took you since. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. A moment of silence. ...S... Put this put this on your page ...S...Put This Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies." People will forget what you said. Roses are red, To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. 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Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity : Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. LaUgH wHeN nOtHiNg'S fUnNy Differences Between a Best Friend and a Friend... Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will bail me out of jail Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Friend: Helps you find your prince. Friend: will comfort you when he rejects you Friends: Lend you their umbrella. Friend: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. Friend: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. Friend: Would bail you out of jail. Freind: Have never seen you cry. Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Friend: Would knock on your front door. Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Friend: Are only through high school/college. Friend: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you Friends: Fade Friend: Would ignore this letter. B.e List of Phobias and fears Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions. Agateophobia- Fear of insanity. Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic. Anatidaephobia- Fear that somewhere a duck is watching you. Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. Bibliophobia- Fear of books. Chaetophobia- Fear of hair. Chromophobia or Chromatophobia- Fear of colors. Dutchphobia- Fear of the Dutch. Anglophobia- Fear of England or English culture, etc. Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. Japanophobia- Fear of Japanese. Russophobia- Fear of Russians. Judeophobia- Fear of Jews. Sinophobia- Fear of Chinese, Chinese culture. Ephebiphobia- Fear of teenagers. Ergophobia- Fear of work. -Sounds like a good excuse to me. Germanophobia- Fear of Germany or German culture. Gerontophobia- Fear of old people. -I just I can understand this one, I mean an old lady with crutches to walk with. Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words. Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. Nomatophobia- Fear of names. Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. The 10 Commandments of a Teenager! 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 2) Thou shall not do drugs. 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. 6) Thou shall not get into fights. 7) Thou shall not skip class. 8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. 9) Thou shall not worry about tests. 10) Thou shall not talk on phone If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff ('if someone else touches it they die' obsessive) copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an She said that she wanted to get high. Love your enemies...they hate it X The most selfish 1 letter word - I - avoid it. The most satisfying 2 letter word - We - use it. The most poisonous 3 letter word - Ego - kill it. The most used 4 letter word - Love - value it. The most pleasing 5 letter word - Smile - keep it. The fastest spreading 6 letter word - Rumour - ignore it. The hardest working 7 letter word - Success - achieve it. The most enviable 8 letter word - Jealousy - distance it. The most powerful 9 letter word - Knowledge - acquire it. The most essential 10 letter word - Confidence - trust it. See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams What girls do to each other is beyond description. No chinese torture comes close Tori Amos The important thing in acting is to be able to laugh and cry. If I have to cry I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life Glenda Jackson When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. Author Unknown Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Murray Banks For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time. Isabel Allende If you wanted to torture me, you'd tie me down and force me to watch our first five videos. Bon Jovi A dirty book is rarely dusty. Author Unknown Flies spread disease - keep yours zipped. Author Unknown Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. Tiger Woods I used to be Snow White - but I drifted. Author Unknown Innocent as a dove you will harm no one, but wise as a serpent no one will harm you. Haug I am amused that someone thinks a glimpse of my nipples could corrupt the youth of America. When one in every five people in America is either burgled or mugged, I wonder whether a glimpse of nipple now and then might help? Sarah Miles We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation. Lily Tomlin How glorious it would be to treat ourselves to six, seven men in a row, to have a constellation of semen's twirling about in each of us, but we women have not been allowed that for the past ten thousand years or so. Francine Du Plessi SEMES HANDBOOK Want to know the meaning behind you uke words? Use our Uke-tionary. No, I don't want this = Fuck me Stop it! = Fuck me I need to sleep = Fuck me What's for dinner? = Fuck me ''Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.'' Marianne Williamson Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Author Unknown If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. Louise Sammons There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. P.J. O'Rourke My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Jack Nicholson Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa. Dorothy Parker Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships Sharon Stone I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. John Waters Men get laid, but women get screwed. Quentin Crisp Writing is a lot like sex. At first you do it because you like it. Then you find yourself doing it for a few close friends and people you like. But if you're any good at all...you end up doing it for money. Unknown Everyone probably thinks that I'm a raving nymphomaniac, that I have an insatiable sexual appetite, when the truth is I'd rather read a book. Madonna You say BABY PINK A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Paste this on your profile if you're against child abuse! If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, MangaFreak15, DragonsRuleYourDreams12, Mikaela-Keehl MOTHER-IN-LAW: A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run Forest run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn we fucked up. Let's do it again." A good friend gives you your lunch when you don't have one, a best friend is the reason why you don't have one. Would you do this? Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gave him a big hug.) Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a window copy this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Sangorulz(in school while wearing heels...clutz),a forgotten memory of an angel, xXbeautifullyshatteredXx, Inuyashagrl101, Yamahato Yokimoko-san, Lee-Aeront roamin-tiger, XxSeRaSxaLuCaRdxX, Mikaela-Keehl The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've stubbed your toe more then 6 times today copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever taped your fingers together because you were bored out of your mind and then couldn't get them apart copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. -I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. -If a stranger offers you a ride, only go with him if he has candy. -BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Be nice to losers. one day they might be cool! - There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. - I'm not crazy- I'm psychotic . . . There's a difference! - There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. - My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time. - Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today - Don't get mad; get sadistic. Dont worry, we'll get threw this with inexpensive therapy, bubble wrap, and chocolate. - Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Common sense is the enemy of comedy. - Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART. - My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am. - Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil. - I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it! - You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home. - Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. - If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh. - your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you. - Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma? - What is this 'kindness' you speak of? - Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking. - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - He who laughs last didn't get it. - When there's a will, I want to be in it. -Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Being weird is like being normal, only better!! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!! Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.' ' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. The trouble with life is there's no background music Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough. They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room? ' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.' My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out. Weather Forecast for tonight: dark Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. 'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.' Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls. "You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth." 'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!' Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom 1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. 11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on? 12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school... To every guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait ...This one bulletin is for you... Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... -I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart was broken...And the girl who could brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own... -I ran into my ex the other day…then I hit reverse and hit him again - A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." -'oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?' -'My brain is like lightning, one BRILLIANT flash and its gone' -last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?" -When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing -To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. -The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. -If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? -Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words. -If I won't be myself, who will? -We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police -Eat right, exercise, die anyway. -If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. -I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth -A nuclear war can ruin your whole day -In theory, everything works. -Do unto others before they do unto to you -Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? -Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now -When life gives you lemons:1.Find an annoying little kid with a paper cut. 2. Make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. 3.Then Destiny breaks your juicer and Fate steals your sugar... -I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser -Everyone is entitled to my opinion -Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!" -Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh. -I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. -Procrastinate NOW! -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car -Don't laugh at me cuz I'm wierd, for I laugh at you cuz you're normal. -If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation -They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? -Sarcasm is one more service we offer -Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. -I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. -Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. -I will temporarily rule the world, forever. -Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted. -Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. -Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -I'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times: -Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door. -Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh. -Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts. -When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face. A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail. A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studing for a test. A friend will tell you not to destroy something, a true friend will help you, then deny any help when you are caught. A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' Not Afraid EMINEM I'm not afraid to take a stand (Intro) Yeah, It's been a ride... (Verse 1) You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em (Hook) I'm not afraid to take a stand (Verse 2) (Hook) I'm not afraid to take a stand (Bridge) And I just can't keep living this way (Verse 3) It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me (Hook) I'm not afraid to take a stand This song is soooo awesome!!! I am NOT AFRAID!! *No Rain No Rainbow* nagareru namida ga shizuka ni no rain no rainbow no rain no rainbow nagareru namida ga shizuka ni itsuka wa ima no nayami sae mo no rain no rainbow nagareru namida ga shizuka ni the rainbow katami wo kakaeteru yo sora ga kumo sukima kara sasu nagareru namida ga shizuka ni I really love this song!!! This is my second favorite Jpop song!! (The first being Every Heart but I wanted to put this one up _) *Nagareboshi (A.K.A Shooting Star)* Sora wo miagereba Koko wa itsumo no kouen Sora wo miagereba Yoru no kousha nakama to shinobikomi Sora wo miagereba Miageta sora ni musuu no hoshii Hey! Sonna ni utsumuite bakari icha Sora wo miagereba Remember my name, you'll be yelling it later. |
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