Hey, peoples! Since the VK anime has finally come out in English, I was inspired to write this.

Basically think of it as the vampire are playing themselves; most of the lines are actually in the anima/manga (in italics).

There is one new character, Rick, the annoying director….poor guy!

The episodes will be listed at the end if you have a little trouble placing them.

"Don't worry about that anymore." Kaname sighed as he stroked the girl's hair "That was so long ago…"

Less than a second later, the pureblood's hand was snatched away and he found himself in the strong arms of his silver-haired lover.

"Zero!" Yuki gasped in surprise.

Ignoring her completely, Zero simply brought Kaname's lips to his. There they stayed, wrapped in each other's embrace until the hunter decided to break away, saying "You're class has begun Kaname. You should go now."

Smirking, the brunette began to walk towards the rest of the Night Class. "You're so scary," he paused when he felt his behind receive a smack "Mr. Disciplinary Committee."

"CUT!"

"What is it now, Rick?" Zero glared at the director "We said all of the right lines!"

The short dwarf-like man in question twirled his mustache in annoyance "Yes, but this movie is called 'Vampire Knight' not 'Vampire Night of Love'! Let's try it again, everyone."

-One Hour Later-

"Ok. Kaname, Ruka, Rima, and Yuki take five. Now remember this is a key scene for Ichijo and Shiki during the earlier stages…..and action!"

With Kain and Aido sipping drinks in the background, Shiki and Takuma stepped up to the oversized cake.

"What a huge cake….you're eating it by yourself?" Shiki's tone may have sounded bored but his eyes were lingering on anything but the dessert.

"This is for everyone." The blonde laughed as he noticed his distracted lover "You want to cut it, Shiki?"

Trying to hide his excitement for what was coming next, the younger vampire simply said "Hold the cake for me, Ichijo."

Then the moment of truth arrived; silence filling the room as the sharp knife blade cut into Takuma's thumb. Looking down at his hand, the noble dryly remarked "Oh, you cut me."

"Sorry" the brunette said as he latched onto the wound "Don't waste it…"

Takuma watched him drink with lust filled eyes until he remembered his next line. "You cut me on purpose, didn't you Shiki?" he purred.

"Hmm?" was the only response the blonde received as the younger vampire's mouth moved from his hand to his lips.

Bloodlust fueling their passion, the couple tuned out everyone else, including Rick who was repeatedly yelling "Cut!", until they fell backwards into the birthday cake! Frosting and clothes flew everywhere as the two nobles continued what they had started.

"Damn hormonal teenagers!" Rick fumed on the sidelines as he rubbed his weary eyes "How are we ever going to finish this if every two minutes someone is getting stripped?"

-Later That Day, Much Later That Day-

"Alright everyone, this is the last shot of the day! Zero and Kaname on set now." Rick yelled happily because his torture was almost over.

The scene started as Zero thrashed in his vampire proof prison, his eyes bright red from bloodlust.

"How unfortunate…" the pureblood drooled as he emerged from a shadowed corner, "You didn't drink the blood that I was able to save for you."

Zero tensed as the brunette continued to walk towards him, still speaking ever so calmly. "Even though I left it for you….Yuki is hurt." Kaname stated as he knelt down between the hunter's spread legs. Then lightly smirking, the pureblood quickly unzipped the silverette's pants took his prisoner's erection into his mouth.

Thrashing harder than ever, Zero moaned his next line "Yuki…Yuki…" as he saw the crown of chocolate locks bob up and down in between his thighs.

"How surprising." Kaname teased as he brought his lover to release "You still…" His words were cut short by the sound of breaking metal and a very aroused hunter pinning him to the ground.

"Alright, that's a wrap people!"

Well, there you have it. The first scene was from episode 1, second scene from episode 5, and third scene from episode 13.

As a final thought, I would have to say that Rick must have a death wish or else he would not have interrupted the couples. ;D