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If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

horrible pick up lines; and if you want to be a smartass ryou may want to respond like this!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

You say I'm a bitch. A bitch is a female dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on a tree. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful. Thank you for the calling me beautiful

that is what you say when some one calls you a bitch

If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy nad paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Sasuke-N-Sakura4Ever, Ms. Cinnamon, 7anime7lover7, AnimePrincess411.narutolove1987,tearsofjoy159

Karin is so ugly, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the Byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his 'Power of youth' philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'Daaayuummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji saying he was 'skin and bones'.
Karin is so ugly, Kakashi voluntarily gave her his mask.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the 'hidden' villages.
Karin is fat, it took a whole beach for Gaara to use his Sand Coffin on her.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her.
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so ugly, When Orochimaru saw her, he suddenly felt good about himself.
Karin is so fat, not even Zabuza's sword could cut through her in one hit.
Karin is so ugly, when the other girls saw her, they all ran for Lee. (I love Lee, but that did make some sense xD)

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

21 ways to keep your level of insainty

At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down

2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3:Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4:Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso

6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8:Don't use any punctuation

9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO"

12:Sing along at the opera

13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON"

18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose"

19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: if you notecd i did not # #1 your smart..(lol)

21.And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is. ...Copy this and put it on your profile

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

One more life that will never love...

never have a abortion and ruin a babys life thay love you you shoud love them!!

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! (SSFAF: ...I'm not rating them on hotness xD Because if I did, it'd be Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto/Yodaime, Sai, etc. LOLZ. =P)

1. Sakura
2. Sasuke
3. Sai
4. Naruto
5. Itachi
6. Shikamaru
7. Kakashi
8. Ino
9. Yamato
10. Anko
11. Neji
12. Hinata

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
no casuse shika is to cool for hinata and i cant see that happening

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
naruto is sooo hotter in shippuuden puberty did good on him

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
unless hinata has been hiding her i mean his penis

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
no only as a minor character never as like the main

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
no yaoi no

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
hmmm that be hott Anko with Itachi, kinky since Anko is in it XD

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
kakashi probaly just stand there and waatch.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
When Hinata's beloved teacher is dead, Anko vows to take her place and teach her everything she knows. Anko/Hina friendship.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Yup. yuri mostly lemons though

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Uhm...hinata and Kakashi? Ewwh. But...I guess something to do with Kekkei Genkai? I know. I'm lame =P

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

probaly tsunde initation to become hokage i swear that was so random idont know how i came up with that

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yup

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
OH THE PAIN! UCHIHACEST/SASUITANARU = DEATH!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

hmmm anko probaly say fuck yes lets go for round 2

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hm. Uh beatiful dirty rich by lady gaga

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: TEAM 7 THREESOME. In which Kakashi and Sai get rather...intimate with their fellow teammate.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
PEDOPHILE ALERT! =O

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

MY POOR, VIRGIN, EYES!

20) How emo is Seven?

Emo. But not as emo as Sasu-cakes and Ita-kun.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Watashi? well i would say sakura because i like how she progresses in the series pyshically and mentally thats something i look up to

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
Uchiha Sasuke & Haruno Sakura i just think thats sooo well perfect also sai & sakura and some itachi uchicha & sakura

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
naruto hentai fan cause for some reason i cant really read yaoi i feel uncomfortable but realistcally i have friends who are homosexuals and i'm okay with that i know i am weird.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
no but i would cosplay sakura or shikamaru or sasuke or itachi

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I get everything from the internet like the anime and the manga
naruto poster naruto shippuuden posters naruto manga sasuke pulshie doll and i getting the sleeping cap naruto wears!! its soo kawii!!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
Let's see i would like to say shikamaru cause he and i are kinda like the same i mean i'm laidback sometimes just to relax but i have a krazy side so he wont always be lazy

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NARUTO AND HINATA!! Kiba is too well ... kiba that explains alot

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
sassak!! that the thing that got me into naruto they looked so perfect together i mean i'm obssessed with it!! and they are the only fanfic i read

9. Which team is your favorite?
TEAM/CELL 7!! i mean come on who doesnt love them a lazy perv, a loud mouth, an avenger, and a fangirl!! i just love them rock on team 7!!

10. Do you support the obito theory?
Proven on (One ) - SPOILERS: Uchiha Madara is Tobi. Itachi is dead, and Sasuke seems to have prosepered. Or is Itachi dead? (O.o)/

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Duh, its done and proven. (-_-) If its news to you, you obviously don't watch anime enough, or better yet READ the manga.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Hmm, i would say dei-chan casue he is awesome art is bang!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
pro sasuke i mean he's like tramatized he saw he parents get killed by his parents ppl cut him some slack! i love this guy he is just sooo i can t think of the word

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Yes, but its Liscened in Crunchyroll and One Manga. Oh wells, guess I have to watch it somewhere else. XD

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Every single one. X Always. (o)

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
At birth, maybe.

17. Sub or dub?
sub cause dub has done much right now i mean the fillers where annoying i mean get to shippuuden already

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro-Sakura now. XD Sakura was so annoying and never stopped ending her thoughts without Sasuke. A bit of dedication? Nah, she was just a fangirl. But in time,she has changed into well a mini tsunde hopefully she doesnt get wastd like her

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Annoying. XD I get he's a good boy dude. Loves him mama and is devoted to the Akataski. (o_o) What a good boy he is.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Duh, I read the series.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
XD The Ugly Beast.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Best crossovers? XD So many of them. Neji and Haku are neck in neck though.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
sorry lee fans weird

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Sakura she really relateable in naruto in love with a guy who cant return her feelings and changes

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Duh, I wouldn't be taking this survey if I wasn't.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
no casue i well no inspiration has hit

27. Do you like lemons?
yes i do well depends if the story has any cause plain sex is well boring

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
yes the do and my family makes fun of me for that reason but i dont care the can go to hell

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
yes once i didnt reallly like it

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
I think they are awesome! Who doesn't appreciate creativity these days?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
some of my cousins well boy part cause i like considred a tomboy for liking this stuff who cares

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
nope

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Never.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Naruto's a drug. I do it every day. XD And not grade wise.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
NO! XD I'm just naturally stupid sometimes.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
maybe to see why kakashi rereads the book so much

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Its logical, and sometimes I do. So I'd say maybe.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
nope

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
kinda not as well fuckin sexy lick the screen sexy in well his regular apperence

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
have you not read that i dont write fanfic ...yet

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

not really i say its a hobby that takes alot of my time but worth it

I recently am addicted to fullmetal alchemist idk how it happened but it just did but its all ready over but i loved it!

i am a little disappointed that Roy and Riza didn't end up well together