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Joined 04-20-08, id: 1556795, Profile Updated: 07-17-10
Author has written 13 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Final Fantasy VII, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

previously: Remithepuppet

Here are some quick things about me :

Favorite Movies: Sahara, Italian Job, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, 300, and many more.

Fave Television Shows: Law and Order: S.V.U, Death Note, Avatar, etc.

Books: Tithe, I am the Messenger, any Jodi Picoult book, The Road (it was sad but good), and many others.


Random Things:

1. addicted to Coke Zero and the computer (it's like a disease man!)

2. love to do artwork ,but i need improvement. (hey! want to see my artwork? http:///
click on the link to see!)

3. my hero is the guy who gave me my waffle this morning.

4. my favorite videogame characters of all time are Axel, Reno, and Altair.

5. i tend to talk nonsense. stupid stuff just happens to fall out of my mouth sometimes.

6. is going to college soon

7. screamo music is actually quite comforting to me.

8. i have a fictionpress account: http://www.fictionpress.info/u/653974/Twisted-FaerieTale and my current story on there is called Abyssus so check it out if you get a chance.

9. has three dogs

10. one of my nicknames inculdes an alcoholic beverage in it.

11. melon bread is amazing and Pocky too.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer


Quotes:

"Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." -Steven Coallier

"Odi at amo excrucior"-anonymous (it means I hate and I love, it hurts in Latin)

"Oh my god, the priest has a semi-automatic. I repeat, the priest has a semi-automatic."-my sister after watching FMA

"Vincent is Vincent he kicks ass and takes names then writes postcards, has penpals, eats small children, and reads the newspaper."- something one of my friends said about Vincent Valentine


"The Definition of Beauty is
That Definition is none --
Of Heaven, easing Analysis,
Since Heaven and He are one."
- The Definition of Beauty by Emily Dickinson


~: Playlist for Neighbors:~
I set up a playlist so that everyone can listen to the songs that I had made as titles in my story. Click on the link below and enjoy! (If the link doesn't work, let me know. )

http:///playlist/19506911243

I do take requests so don't be afraid to ask. :)

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Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku/AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 861,975 - Reviews: 11268 - Favs: 4,612 - Follows: 4,443 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Ideal Boyfriend by XxSeriouslyJadedxX reviews
[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,202 - Reviews: 3493 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,742 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Coexisting by neon kun reviews
Vampires and Humans coexist. Her own hatred denies the feelings that rose and her mind appeases. He did not need a perfect romance. He only wanted her to be by his side. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,439 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3473 - Favs: 5,311 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Remnant's Love by forgiven4ever reviews
He knows it's wrong, and against every fiber of his being and Jenova, but he can't resist this human who makes him feel things he never thought were important. Yazfie, YazYuff. R&R please and thankies to all my reviewers, it's because of you I keep going
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,070 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Yazoo, Yuffie K.
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 2,873 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Gate Amidst the Ivy by Insane Romantic reviews
All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,453 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Bombshell Records by angelforshow reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I vow not to let Karin win. I vow not to get shitfaced every night. I vow to get revenge. This is no fairytale, people. This is WAR.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,887 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8582 - Favs: 5,728 - Follows: 2,238 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Last Gift by PaperKat reviews
Neji never realized that his father had one last gift to give, but does TenTen see it that way? Chapter 5: The story comes to a close as Neji claims his One Last Gift
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,231 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Nothing to Prove by IneffablyKT reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are back from a mission and Naruto wants to 'discuss' something with Sasuke. The subject? Sasuke's sexual orientation. Sasuke denies being gay, but Naruto wants some serious proof. What does he have to do to prove he's straight? Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,377 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Issues by Xmarksthespot reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,102 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
the on call chronicles by ohwhatsherface reviews
collab with the blanket! AU. Bastard-sensei was getting a "physical" from Dr. Haruno in the supply closet, Sai the Male Nurse was smiling like a creeper, Dr. Hatake was changing his female of choice by the hour and Dr. Nara, by the minute. I hate my job.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Naruto U.
Sorry Honey, the Bachelor Wanted the Cheesecake by HyuugaVSUchiha reviews
What do you get when you mix one drained out pastry chef not to mention, konoha's most notorious playboy--and a few desserts? Sasusaku AU RATED M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,949 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Monochrome by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sequel to Shades of Grey. Now that Team 7 has been reunited, the dangers have increased tenfold. War with the other nations looms on the horizon, and the threat of Akatsuki is ever present. Can their fragile bonds hold, or will Team 7 shatter once more? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,994 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Seeing Double by Feebee-Weebee reviews
COMPLETE! Reno meets Axel when he is stranded in Midgar. What happens when the two of them are forced to work together in order to let Axel escape? FFVII and KINGDOM HEARTS II
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,390 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Reno - Complete
I'll Follow You Into The Dark by Oceanic Soul reviews
Hantsuki is a vampire among vampires. Drinking their blood instead of human. Because of this she's being blamed for a murder she didn't commit. A new student to the Night Class was found dead with two bite marks on his neck. Who would you blame?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008
Maid Number 167 by Dark Angelic Kitty reviews
SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,134 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Shades of Grey by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura knew that Sasuke would hate her when she brought him back to Konoha, but she was willing to let him do so, as long as he came back. She hoped she could save him from his darkness...but more than that, she hoped he could save her from her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,103 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
Dark Notes on a Blank Page by Lonely Kitty reviews
Soul/Maka drabbles 'Soul, your song doesnt have to be sad if you dont want it to be'
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
We're Taking The Stairs! by Cookiekitten reviews
The Turks are trying to get to work, but Reno breaks the elevator! Looks like they'll have to take the stairs... Join the Turks as they make life difficult for themselves and everyone else!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,590 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Reno, Rude, Tseng, Elena - Complete
Biohazard by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. A dangerous disease is spreading through Konoha like wildfire, and it is a race against time to find the source...and a cure. SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,502 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Symbols of Femininity by Little Piper Girl reviews
The men of Team 7 begin to notice their female member.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Sakura H.
Somewhere I Belong by MAPLE CRESYNT reviews
There's something sinister in the air... something not right.... A young fourteen year old girl wakes up in Aerith's church alone, confused, and scared. Full summary inside
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,228 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Kadaj
Captured by Lenag09 reviews
On the search for Sasuke, Sakura somehow ends up being kidnapped by 'Snake' and is left to figure out what to do next, until Uchiha Itachi comes along...I'm not very good at sumarizing but its a SasuSaku fic with some language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,911 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Specifics by Hinata-hime reviews
[AU] The Akatsuki's back, and this time, it's personal. Now, the duo has even bigger problems on their hands. How are they to deal with their own inner demons, as well as getting everyone out of this mess, alive? [SasuSaku][Sequel to The Basics]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,710 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
This is gonna be fun! by TwistedHilarity reviews
[Complete] Award Winner. Inuyasha's prayer beads have broken. What will Inuyasha and Miroku do now with their women? RomanticSexual comedy for BOTH InuKag and MirSan. Romance, fluff, sex, LOTS of swearing. Rated for extreme language, Lemons.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,293 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
The Basics by Hinata-hime reviews
[AU] She was perfectly happy in her perfect world, until it was torn up right in front of her by Uchiha Sasuke. Now both of them are on a mission...a mission where failure means death. There is no such thing as a second chance in this world. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,167 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 12/9/2006 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
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Four Simple Words
A collection of proposal fics for a variety of Naruto couples. Requests welcome! AU as well as Narutoverse. :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011
Grotte reviews
Forgotten and lost, Sasuke blinded after a battle is found in a cave by a noblewoman whose father is his mortal enemy. As she secretly tends to him in the cave, love begins to bloom. AU SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pistachio reviews
Oneshot of what happens after Neighbors. Sasuke comes up with the perfect idea to hide a secret from Sakura by painting a room the color of pistachio ice cream. AU SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neighbors reviews
AU. When Sasuke's car broke down, he asked his neighbor Sakura for a lift to school. Little did both of them know that the ride would be the beginning of something great. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,032 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Means of Understanding reviews
Prison has made Azula bitter. Now an escaped prisoner, she is out for revenge and plans on using her illegitimate daughter to help her. Intertwined in a feud that has been fuming for years, the girl has to decide if her mother's views on revenge are valid
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Azula
Seeking You reviews
He left without telling anyone why and Sakura is confused why he didn't tell her. Could there be more to his reason to his leaving than everyone else knows? Find out in this sequel to Journey With Me. Au SXS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,710 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Farewell For Now reviews
AU NaruHina A sort of oneshot drapple that follows with the events of chapter 16 in Seeking You. With the war beginning, its time for the citizens to say good-bye to the soldiers. Hinata hates to say it, but she knows she must tell Naruto good-bye.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Love reviews
AU ONESHOT. Tenten believes that she'll never have someone that loves her. Little that she knows is that love will find her during Jazz Night...at a bar. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Jealousy reviews
Because everyone is plagued by the green-eyed monster. She knows she is and she hates the reason why. Oneshot Please R&R.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Cloud S., Tifa L. - Complete
Journey with Me reviews
AU Sakura is an apprentice healer to Lady Tsunade. She can bear anything that her mentor throws at her. An unexpected visitor arrives and asks Lady Tsunade for help. When Sakura is forced to travel with this stranger, she's furious. What could go wrong?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,615 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
White Christmas reviews
Sasuke just wanted to sleep, but a certain pink-haired kunoichi has plans for him instead. SasuSaku oneshot. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts High reviews
The Organization have turned into highschool students. What will this year bring? Find out in K.H. High. Discontinued for now.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Xemnas
One Late Night reviews
After two and a half years they have been apart, will Sasuke and Sakura be united again? ONESHOT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete