Alright, I'm a terrible person. If you guys read or even looked at the status of my previous two stories, you could easily see that I hardly updated it within the time span of a year! That's horrible! And on top of that, I'm spending my free time writing yet another fanfiction which means I'm digging a deeper hole for myself. Shit.
By the way, the previous summary/synopsis for this was:
It took seven male Anbus, six bottles of sake, five drunken kunoichis, four couples, three words, two fights, and one night to set the works of chaos in motion. How will Konohagakure ever survive?
AND ONE MORE THING… I'll just list this once so it won't get redundant:
--- Flashbacks
- - - - - Scene change
"Dialogue"
'Thoughts'
So enough with the Authors Note, on with the story! ENJOY!
Disclaimer : I don't own Naruto, sadly. Because if I did, I would be flipping' rich. Oh, and I don't own the song "Chaotic," which belongs to Britney Spears.
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It's getting hectic in here
It's getting chaotic
I'm rockin' and rollin'
No stoppin'
We're goin' 'til it's over
Do you like the way I rock it?
Boy I think it's so chaotic.
-"Chaotic," Britney Spears
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"I'm so sick of this."
Hyuuga Hinata turned and sweetly smiled to the pink haired kunoichi to her left.
"What's wrong, Sakura?"
"I gave him millions of chances. Millions! But after five gorgeous years of patience, nothing. But maybe, in the end, he really doesn't like me. Maybe we were always meant to be just friends. Maybe I should stop being such a baby and realize I should just get over that prick. Just get over stupid Uchiha Sasuke!"
A blithe sigh rang through the air.
"Forehead, I envy you. I've stopped my tirade on Sasuke ages ago, but you still kept on liking him. How does it feel liking a hopeless cause?" teased the sole blonde in the room.
Sakura gave her friend a dry look. "Shut up, pig. I think he'd rather marry clouds than a nagging hag."
"Kiss my ass," smiled Yamanaka Ino.
"Keep it relatively peaceful, kids," laughed the last occupant in the room, despite only being a year older than the rest.
"Thank you, Tenten," Hinata mouthed.
Ino giggled bitterly. "This is horrible. You're right, Sakura, I am a nagging hag, aren't I?"
The heir to the main branch of the Hyuuga clan frowned. "Don't be so cynical, Ino."
The soul switcher shook her head. "But it's true! And Sakura's not the only one with guy problems! You have no idea the insanely stupid things I've done to try and distract him from clouds. No idea."
From her laying position on Sakura's bed, Tenten bolted up with an excited expression. "Don't tell me you tried seducing him!"
The flower arranger buried her face in her hands and groaned. "Well, I wanted to keep that in the past."
Sakura and Hinata seemed interested, too. The pupil of Tsunade gave out an appreciative laugh. "Did you play a little dress up?"
"Enough! That's in the past and should STAY in the past."
The remaining three girls howled in laughter and doubled over with an image of Ino dressing up trying to seduce Nara Shikamaru.
"Oh, shut up! It's not like any of you aren't going through the same torture. What about you, Tenten? Any problems with Hinata's cousin over there?"
The weapon specialist sobered immediately. "The word 'problem' doesn't even do any justice to the real thing."
The girls waited for her to continue. The brunette thought about how to arrange her words. "I just don't understand how he could overlook the hoards of girls willing to do about anything for him. I bet if I went around Konoha and asked the female population whether or not they'd like to go out with Hyuuga Neji, 4 out of 5 of them would say they'd like to marry him!"
Sakura and Ino sighed.
"I always knew he was the gay type." piped in Hinata.
Silence.
Sakura, Ino, and Tenten burst out laughing. Of all the people to say that comment, quiet and bleak Hinata would be the first to blurt it out.
Hinata smiled. "I'm just kidding. Neji's a really nice guy, you know, he's just… ah… he's just very dedicated to training."
Tenten smiled wearily at Hinata. "And what about you, Hinata?"
The outspoken girl tilted her head in question. "What about me?"
Across from her, Tenten rolled her eyes. "Don't play stupid with me, heiress. What about your love life? Sakura, Ino, and I already spilled our less than beautiful situations. How's it going with you?"
Hinata blushed moderately. "N-Nothing's going on."
Sakura's eyes widened. "B-S! You had a thing for Naruto ever since we were Genin!"
Hinata's moderate blush just skipped stop-sign red and went straight to an alarmingly new shade of scarlet.
Ino agreed. "She's right."
"We-Well, Naruto's a really nice guy...," stammered Hinata.
"...But he's thicker than fog. Yes, I know. When you get by years with Naruto, I think you can pretty much bypass anything else in life." said Sakura, shaking her head.
There was yet another brief silence.
"Well then," Sakura started, "that was really the cherries to top off our fricken day!"
Tenten frowned and resumed playing with a shuriken.
"What time is it?" asked Ino, looking around for a clock.
"Eleven thirty."
Ino sat cross-legged on the floor and supported her chin on her right hand.
"The thinking pose." Tenten noted, peering over the bed.
"What are you thinking, Ino?" questioned Hinata.
"Well, it's Saturday night, right?" asked Ino, raising from her previous position.
Sakura nodded, "Yeah."
"And none of us has any duties in the morning, right?"
Tenten thought for a moment. "I've got a mission at three in the afternoon."
"So like I said, none of us has any duties in the morning. There's a new club in town a few blocks down from that ramen place all the guys hang out at. Let's go!"
Sakura rolled her eyes. "Way to live up to your responsibility as a Jounin."
Ino grinned in a challenging way. "Just because you're on the Anbu team, Sakura, doesn't mean you have to be a killjoy."
The green eyed girl opened her mouth in mock surprise. "Me? A killjoy?" She crawled near her bed and reached underneath it. After searching for a minute, she pulled out six tall but slender bottles. "Let's see who the killjoy is after this."
Ino laughed. "Yes! Getting wasted from sake and partying it up? This screams of a Saturday night orgy!"
"Guys… that's stupid. Do you know how much we'd screw ourselves over if anything bad happens?" questioned Tenten doubtfully.
"Don't tell me you're the killjoy, Tenten!" cried Ino. "What's there left to screw over anyways? We fell for the biggest idiots in Konoha!"
Hinata agreed with Tenten. "Are...Are you guys sure?"
Sakura pouted playfully while filling a plastic cup with the alcohol inside the bottle. "Positive. Just for one night. And for once, Pig's idea doesn't seem that bad. We deserve this."
Ino distributed the cups to Tenten and Hinata. "Amen to that!" she cried, and raised her drink.
Sakura grinned and thrusted her cup to meet Ino's. Tenten, still shaking her head, plainly touched their cups in air. They all looked at Hinata now.
She vowed to herself she wouldn't let herself get too drunk, just in case she had to watch over the others. With a sigh, she mimicked her friends.
"To a good time tonight!"
And they drank.
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"I'm so boreeeeeeeeed!" whined Uzumaki Naruto, banging his head on the table at Ichiraku Ramen.
"Well that makes the seven of us." Nara Shikamaru said in a bored tone.
'Why am I even here?' thought Uchiha Sasuke, perplexed and annoyed. 'How the hell did Naruto even manage to get me here?'
Next to him, Hyuuga Neji was pondering the same thing.
Kiba Inuzuka, across from Neji, sipped the remaining contents of his soup. "Where's your brother, Kankurou? And more importantly, your sister?"
The sole Sand village representative present threw a pissed off look at Kiba at the mention of his sister. "Do you want to die?"
The dog master thought for a moment. "Well, yeah, eventually."
Kankurou ignored the comment. "Gaara's meeting with your Hokage and Temari went to some club or another... she said hanging around a bunch of guys younger than her was a 'no-go'. I'm beginning to think she's right."
Aburame Shino sat to the side observing the others chat.
"It's a Saturday night in KONOHA and there's nothing to do! How much more evil can this get?" Naruto whined some more.
Sasuke rubbed his temples. It was barely three hours since he got back from his week long Anbu mission and Naruto feigned an alert message telling him to meet him at Ichiraku Ramen immediately. How he hasn't murder Naruto by now was completely beyond him.
Five more minutes passed by with Naruto's relentless whining serving as the background music...
"Naruto, you can not possibly conceive of a cause as noble as mine right now." growled Kiba.
"And that cause would be?"
"MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS!"
"Hey, shut up, mutt-boy! Just because you -"
Shikamaru stepped in before things got out of hand. "Naruto, Kiba's right. Just shut up."
Naruto, mockingly offended, cried, "You know what? Why don't you step outside and look at the clouds!"
Shikamaru contemplated Naruto's suggestion. "Actually, I think I will."
The Anbu strategist slipped off his chair and brushed away the curtains that veiled the stand from the rest of the world. He was right about to step out when -
"Holy shit...,"
Naruto hurried over to see what caused his dispassionate friend to stop dead in his tracks.
"HO-OLY SHIT...!"
Naruto's confirmation of the sight evoked interest in the others. Shino trudged over and raised both his eyebrows higher than usual, Kiba meandered along and dropped his jaw, Kankurou peered nonchalantly at first but the facade fell as soon as he caught sight what the other guys saw - which left Sasuke and Neji. The two clan successors stared at each other as if willing the other succumb to the commotion first.
"Uchiha, Hyuuga!" barked the puppet master urgently. "Come here quick - you have no idea what you're about to miss!"
Still, the two stayed glued to their chairs. It wasn't until Naruto and Kiba came and physically moved them toward the curtains did they realize what they were indeed about to stupidly miss.
Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and Hinata were giggling and attracting a queue of men everywhere. Guys of all ages ceased whatever they were doing to see the group of girls sway drunkenly down the street.
To start off, Sakura was scantily clad. Really scantily clad. She wore a tight hot pink wife beater with a black bikini top beneath. Her hair had grown back from over the years and now reached to the middle of her back. Tonight, she decided to wear it down. To cover her bottom half, she chose a black mini skirt with frills decorating the bottom. From where the boys were staring, they could tell it was just enough material to cover right where her rear ended. The accomplished medic finished her wardrobe with black knee-high boots that looked strangely similar to hooker boots.
As for Ino, she matched the former with just as much (or rather, little) clothing. Her hair was tied into two low ponytails (in substitute to her one high one) on each side of her head which hung in front of her shoulders. The usual slanted bangs added onto her allure for the night. Her clothes consisted of a lavender tube top with a short khaki jean skirt. To top off the outfit, she slipped a medium length handkerchief into one of her back pockets. Then for shoes, Ino chose a pair of white ankle high boots.
Tenten traded her trademark Chinese top for what seemed like a white sports bra. Underneath, she sported a bikini top with leopard spots. Unlike the other girls who wore skirts, she stayed with a pair of baggy black Capri's which emphasized the curve of her waist greatly. Similar to Ino, she added a sheer (gold) handkerchief to the back of her pocket of her pants. Finally, Tenten chose a pair of gold wedge heeled shoes over the boots her two previous friends wore. The most shocking change, however, was her hair. Instead of putting it up in her usual buns, she let her hair down in public for once. It was about the same length as Ino's - if not longer.
Lastly, Hinata joined the girls with a modest - yet tight - blue and white horizontally striped shirt with sleeves covering 3/4's of her arm. The shirt hugged her shoulders comfortably from the sides. Although her top was not as revealing as the other girls, her skirt sure made up for it. It was, indeed, the shortest of the quartet. The frilly khaki skirt barely covered her back profile as she skipped dizzily down the street. As for her choice of shoes, Hinata chose a pair of tan stilettos. How the girl manages to maneuver around with those must honestly be a Hyuuga family secret.
As the girls continued their messy walk toward the club, the guys from the ramen stand - along with various other men outside the group - stared, no, ogled at their fading bodies. The seven had their eyes glued onto them - especially Hinata (minus Neji, of course, he was too busy staring down Tenten) - like mesmerized, hormonally frustrated teenagers. Kankurou was the first one to break the spell. He hit all of them over the head.
"Way to tell me your teammates had curves, assholes!"
Neji pushed the puppeteer.
"Calm down, man, I speak the truth! But after tonight..."
"Just. Shut. UP."
"Fine, fine!"
"Where do you think they're going?" wondered Naruto, still watching them stumble down the street.
Shikamaru stared blandly past the girls in the general direction where they were going. A three story building stood at the end of the street with a crooked sign that glowed "Inferno" in the middle. Although the lights inside were out, spectators outside could see dancing shadows silhouetted against the window through the flashing neon lights. An audible beat rang through the streets, emitting the sounds coming out from the club.
The strategist scratched his head. "The new nightclub from what I can tell. I could probably get a seizure in there from all the violent colors."
Naruto's eyes brightened immediately. "I know, I know! Let's go to the club!"
Sasuke looked at him, deadpanned. "I don't think so."
"You're such a fun-sucker, ya' bastard! C'mon! We're all bored as hell and we have nothing better to do! Besides, it's not like you're going to get attacked by girls in there." challenged Naruto, knowing his friend wouldn't back down from showing him wrong.
The Uchiha survivor rolled his eyes, knowing exactly what Naruto was doing. He shook his head. "No really, I insist."
Neji pried his eyes away from the girls. "I agree with Uchiha. Don't you all have missions tomorrow?"
The other six males mumbled and thought for a moment.
A few chorus's of "I don't,"'s and "Nope,"'s rang through the group.
"What about you, Neji?" asked Kiba.
The Hyuuga frowned. "One in the afternoon."
Naruto punched a fist in the air. "Then it's settled! We're going!"
Sasuke and Neji still resisted while the rest shrugged.
The Kyuubi keeper walked toward Sasuke. "Sasuke, if you go to the club...," he thought for a moment as he stared at the ground. Sasuke looked unimpressed. "...Then I'll shut up and completely ignore you for the entire night." he finished, solemnly.
The Sharingan wielder glared at Naruto for a moment. He sighed and frowned. "You are such a bastard."
With that, he pushed out of the group and started down the street. The group now turned to look at Neji. He still refused. "I'm not going."
Kiba thought quickly. "Well if you're not going, then who knows who will have their hands on our dear Tenten and Hinata? Do you really fancy the idea of a ridiculous horny men feeling them up?"
Neji growled at the thought and shot Kiba a look that could render any candy sour. The moron was right, it wasn't a pleasant thought.
Not a pleasant thought at all.
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So how do you guys like it? Any comments? Don't be too harsh - I'm new to the Naruto community! I hope you guys all get situated to the characters... I tried as best I could to match them up as best I could. You have to understand, however, that they all grew so they're attitudes might be slightly different.
Oh and one more thing... here's the status of all the main characters: (It goes Name - Age - Rank)
Characters:
Chouji Akimichi: 20, Jounin
Gaara: 20, Kazekage
Hinata Hyuuga: 20, Jounin
Ino Yamanaka: 20, Jounin
Kankurou: 22, Jounin
Kiba Inuzuka: 20, Anbu
Lee Rock: 21, Anbu
Naruto Uzumaki: 20, Anbu
Neji Hyuuga: 21, Anbu
Sakura Haruno: 20, Anbu medic
Sasuke Uchiha: 20, Anbu
Shikamaru Nara: 20, Anbu
Shino Aburame: 20, Anbu
Temari: 23, Jounin
Tenten: 21, Anbu
...and the older characters are still in their old ranks. As for their age, I'm too lazy to calculate it out.
Chapter 2: Party
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