Currently I should be doing the homework which is due tomorrow: specifically my test re-do and project. However, this got stuck in my head: so that won't be done until... 6... maybe 7pm? Whatever. No big deal. FACEBOOK CRACK. Pairings include: SasuSaku (MAIN. My OTP!), ShikaIno (not my fav. but shucks, it just kinda happened.), SuiKa (YUM.), NaruHina (I dislike this pairing... kinda. I prefer NaruKa or NaruIno. Coz it's more fun that way.), and NejiTen (he is seriously the only guy that will fit with her).
FailBook
by CalwynN.
Uchiha Sasuke has joined Facebook
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Uchiha Sasuke is now friends with Uchiha Karin, Uchiha Itachi, Uzumaki Naruto and 105 others
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Uchiha Sasuke thinks Facebook is stupid.
Uchiha Karin thinks SHUT UP! Facebook pwns your dorkling ass.
Uchiha Sasuke thinks Uchiha Karin is a slutty bitch.
Tagged: Uchiha Karin
Haruno Sakura thinks Uchiha Sasuke went a bit too far: Uchiha Karin can come to her at any time.
Tagged: Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Karin
Uchiha Karin will be in Haruno Sakura's bed in ten.
Tagged: Haruno Sakura
Yamanaka Ino wonders why she wasn't asked to join.
Haruno Sakura THE MORE THE MERRIER.
Hozuki Suigetsu HELLZ YES.
Uchiha Sasuke is going to kill Hozuki Suigetsu.
Tagged: Hozuki Suigetsu
Hozuki Suigetsu is woah. Chill, dude. I won't peek on your sister.
Uchiha Sasuke thinks that's not what he meant.
Hozuki Suigetsu is dude. dude. DUDE! Uchiha Sasuke def. has the hots for Haruno Sakura!
Tagged: Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura
Uzumaki Naruto KNEW IT! PSHHHHH. HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
Uchiha Karin is happy for Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke. Can I still come over?
Tagged: Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke
Uchiha Sasuke doesn't remember ever admitting to this.
Uzumaki Naruto thinks Uchiha Sasuke is a bastard who needs to pull the pole out of his ass.
Tagged: Uchiha Sasuke
Haruno Sakura doesn't know what's happening. And yes, Uchiha Karin, my bed is always open to you.
Tagged: Uchiha Karin
Uchiha Sasuke disapproves.
Uchiha Itachi approves.
Hozuki Suigetsu, Uchiha Itachi, Uzumaki Naruto and 43 others are attending: Sakura's Bedroom Show
Uchiha Sasuke is going to kill them dead.
Yamanaka Ino has to cancel: she has been temporarily held up by Nara Shikamaru and a pair of handcuffs.
Tagged: Nara Shikamaru
Haruno Sakura is :(.
Uchiha Karin will make Haruno Sakura :0.
Tagged: Haruno Sakura
Hozuki Suigetsu is... :D.
Uzumaki Naruto is 0_0.
Yamanaka Ino is :( she is going to miss this.
Inuzuka Kiba wants to join.
Haruno Sakura thinks that Inuzuka Kiba is welcome.
Tagged: Inuzuka Kiba
Hozuki Suigetsu wants to come too!
Uchiha Sasuke is WTF.
Haruno Sakura wonders if Hozuki Suigetsu will get here faster.
Tagged: Hozuki Suigetsu
Uchiha Sasuke is coming.
Uchiha Karin is EW. Dude. You're not allowed!
Haruno Sakura is yeah, gross, Sasuke-kun! She's your SISTER!
Uchiha Sasuke is not for THAT reason.
Haruno Sakura is fuck you. Stay away. We're busy.
Uzumaki Naruto wishes he could stop Uchiha Sasuke from ruining this for him.
Tagged: Uchiha Sasuke
Haruno Sakura thinks this whole fucking situation is hilarious.
Tenten wonders how the hell she missed this.
Hyugga Neji is interested.
Tenten thinks that Hyugga Neji BETTER THE FUCK NOT BE.
Tagged: Hyugga Neji
Hyugga Neji doesn't care. Girl sex is stupid anyway.
Uchiha Sasuke is in front of Haruno Sakura's house.
Tagged: Haruno Sakura
Haruno Sakura thinks that Uchiha Sasuke better STAY out there. OR ELSE.
Tagged: Uchiha Sasuke
Uchiha Sasuke is not listening to Haruno Sakura.
Tagged: Haruno Sakura
Haruno Sakura is not unlocking the door. FUCK YOU, BITCH.
Uchiha Sasuke doesn't need the door to be unlocked. Because... oh no. Look! The door is open.
Haruno Sakura is ROAR! I cannot believe you just kicked my door down!
Uchiha Karin is amused.
Hozuki Suigetsu thinks that SOMEONE is PMSing and should piss off. And ruin someone else's lady sex night.
Uchiha Sasuke thinks that SOMEONE will be dead just as soon as he finishes.
Haruno Sakura thinks that's what he said.
Uzumaki Naruto AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Uchiha Sasuke is coming up the stairs.
Haruno Sakura is YOU BETTER STAY OUT OF HERE!
Inuzuka Kiba is slightly afraid.
Hozuki Suigetsu thinks this feels like a horror movie.
Hyugga Hinata is wondering how everyone could be on Facebook at a time like this.
Yamanaka Ino thinks that she agrees and doesn't understand how Haruno Sakura suddenly has so many computers.
Tagged: Haruno Sakura
Uchiha Sasuke will break this fucking door down if Haruno Sakura does not open it in ten seconds.
Tagged: Haruno Sakura
Uzumaki Naruto is oh no he di'n't.
Uchiha Karin is uh huh, girlfrienn'.
Haruno Sakura thinks Uzumaki Naruto is a tad gay.
Tagged: Uzumaki Naruto
Uchiha Sasuke agrees. Five.
Haruno Sakura you're an ass, you know that?
Uchiha Sasuke Three.
Uchiha Karin JUST OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR, BITCH!
Uchiha Sasuke Two.
Uzumaki Naruto is offended.
Uchiha Sasuke One.
Haruno Sakura UGH! SCREW YOU!
Uchiha Sasuke is breaking down the door.
Tenten is intrigued.
Hyugga Neji agrees with Tenten.
Tagged: Tenten
Inuzuka Kiba fears for his life. SAKURA, SAVE ME!
Uchiha Sasuke is JUMP OFF A BRIDGE, INUZUKA!
Haruno Sakura is confused. How long does it take to open a door?
Uchiha Karin is laughing at her brothers pain.
Sabaku No Gaara wonders if he should stay in Suna.
Hatake Kakashi fears what the hell went wrong with these children.
Tenten is in hiding.
Hyugga Neji is hiding.
Yamanaka Ino is having all the sex.
Nara Shikamaru is with Yamanaka Ino.
Tagged: Yamanaka Ino
Hyugga Hinata wonders if Uzumaki Naruto is busy.
Tagged: Uzumaki Naruto
Uzumaki Naruto is not busy. Why, do you ask?
Hyugga Hinata is wondering if you'd like to be "busy"?
Uzumaki Naruto would love to. I'll be there in five.
Hyugga Hinata is busy. Screw off Hyugga Neji.
Tagged: Hyugga Neji
Uzumaki Naruto is busy.
Hozuki Suigetsu wonders why everyone is suddenly gone.
Hyugga Neji thinks that it might have something to do with the fact that Kohana is afraid of Uchiha Sasuke's wrath.
Tagged: Uchiha Sasuke
Uchiha Sasuke is heh.
Haruno Sakura thinks that the bastard shouldn't be so arrogant. And is pretty weak.
Uchiha Sasuke hasn't been trying.
Haruno Sakura wonders what that kicking noise was, in that case.
Uchiha Sasuke thinks it was just her imagination.
Uzumaki Naruto LOVERS QUARREL!
Haruno Sakura GO TO HELL, NARUTO!
Uchiha Sasuke YOU'RE DEAD, DOBE!
Uchiha Karin wonders what the hell is with this drama.
Uchiha Karin has snuck out the window and is off to sex up one Hozuki Suigetsu.
Tagged: Hozuki Suigetsu
Hozuki Suigetsu likes this idea.
Inuzuka Kiba doesn't think Haruno Sakura is worth the beating up, and has jumped from the window.
Tagged: Haruno Sakura
Haruno Sakura hopes he jumps off a cliff.
Uchiha Sasuke agrees.
Haruno Sakura thinks Uchiha Sasuke should just use the window.
Tagged: Uchiha Sasuke
Uchiha Sasuke feels stupid.
Uzumaki Naruto will treasure this moment for always.
Uchiha Sasuke will murder Inuzuka Kiba and Uzumaki Naruto later.
Tagged: Inuzuka Kiba and Uzumaki Naruto
Haruno Sakura is busy at the moment. Please leave a message after the wild sex.
Uchiha Sasuke thinks that Haruno Sakura's status is too public, but is enjoying said wild sex.
Tagged: Haruno Sakura
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Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura are In a Relationship
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Uchiha Karin thinks that she is a genius for creating this eleborate scheme.
Inuzuka Kiba would like Uchiha Sasuke to know that he never wanted to have sex with Haruno Sakura. And it is all Uchiha Karin's fault.
Tagged: Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Karin
Uchiha Sasuke is too 'busy' to care.
Haruno Sakura thinks thaerg'arjo'ga.
Yamanaka Ino well said. Now go off and be naked!
Hozuki Suigetsu thinks that he helped in this plot. And that Uchiha Karin should come back to bed.
Tagged: Uchiha Karin