KelseyCat26hide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Supernatural. I Don't Have a Dirty Mind, I Have a Sexy Imagination. Name: KelseyCat or Kelsey obviously. Bio: A little bit about me: I am a stay-at-home mom at the moment, and attending college full-time. I mostly spend my days running after my 4 year old while he's getting into mischief, and doing homework. When I have free time, I binge watch shows, knit bees and write. My favorite things to do really vary on how much free time I have, in the past I've knitted, painted, read (Books and manga), beading, and stained glass. Now I'm a closet fanfiction writer and I love it. I started reading fanfiction around 16/17 years old and never really had the courage to put something that I've written on the 'Net.' Two (maybe three) years ago, I had a good enough idea and One Month Offer was born. Each day I think that I'm growing my skills as FF "author" with new ideas and writing style. I only write Mature ratings- Don't like em' don't read em.' I enjoy reading a well-written story to just about anything. Things I ship to: Currently: Harry Potter- Dramione (Draco/Hermione pairing) Naruto: (For main characters) Sasuke/Sakura, Kakashi/Sakura, Itachi/Sakura, Kiba/Sakura (Side pairings) Ino/Kiba, Ino/Asuma, Ino/Shikamaru, Naruto/Sasuke, Naruto/Hinata Frozen/Rise of the Guardians Crossover: Jack Frost/Elsa, Anna/Kristoff Fullmetal Alchemist: Ed/Roy, Ed/Envy, Ed/Winry, Roy/Hawkeye Fruits Basket: Kyo/Tohru Teen Titans: Robin/Raven, Robin/Starfire, Terra/Slade, Terra/Beastboy Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome, Sesshomaru/Kagome, Kagome/Naraku, Sesshomaru/Rin, Kagome/Koga, Miroku/Sango, Inuyasha/Sango, Miroku/Kagome, Inuyasha/Kikyo, Inuyasha/Sesshomaru Buffy: The Vampire Slayer: Buffy/Spike (mostly), Buffy/Angel, Buffy/Xander Supernatural: Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Sam (if it's really well-written) Walking Dead: Daryl/Beth Things I Don't ship to: Anything Twilight related Ron/Hermione Karin/anything Books I adore/like: The Emily series- The first book, "The Year My Life Went Down the Loo." Anything Laurel K. Hamilton, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, The Gentleman's Alliance, Absolute Boyfriend, Naruto, Fruits Baskets, FMA, Inuyasha, The Cage of Eden, Sensual Phrase, Ayashi No Ceres, Uzumaki, Goth, and many more that I can't think of at the moment. Movies: Anything horror/ghosty/zombie/beasty B- movies. Includes Supernatural, I can watch Sam and Dean strut their stuffs anytime. Pictures Relating To Stories True Love's Locket Ginny's green dress: http:///item/Allure-Cheap-Discount-Off-The-Shoulder-Dark-Green-Chiffon-Long-Women-Sexy-Evening-Dresses-Prom-Gowns/1300688757.html Hermione's blue dress: http:///match/images/47630/elegant-navy-blue-bridesmaid-dress-long-gown-bhldn.full.jpg?1379137005 Hermione's white dress: http:///a-line-wedding-dress-floor-length-spaghetti-straps-beading-applique-tulle.html Story Status: I've fallen off the bandwagon several times, but I am hoping to have True Love's Locket finished by the end of this year. I've been neglecting that story for too long. I will update Angelic Ever After, and probably my other unfinished stories will either be removed or completely abandoned. |
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Fishsticks by Likhoradka reviews
Castiel is a marine biologist that reluctantly joins his brother in a search for a mysterious underwater creature. Destiel, Sabriel. Fluff and misunderstandings.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,445 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel]
Crimson with a Silver Lining by Lady Cailan reviews
It is six years since the fall of the Ministry to Voldemort. Those other than purebloods are deemed less than human. When Ginny's daughter ends up in grave danger, Hermione sells herself to the Death Eaters to save her life. Draco/Hermione. Not fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 412,142 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Familiarity by Likhoradka reviews
Destiel. Sabriel. AU. Dean finds out he's a witch, and Castiel is his familiar.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,797 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 1/23/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel]
Love When You Aren't Looking by Aleandri reviews
Destiel AU. Mechanic!Dean bombed a proposal. Business!Cas is on the mend after a break-up with his boyfriend. How do two such different men meet and fall in love? And can it last when Cas's world starts to implode? Features nosy brothers, plotting friends, great music, corporate espionage, and Kitten!Lucifer. Humor/Romance/Drama! *Adding four new end-extras 31OCT15*
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 298,945 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 7/16/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Jessica M./Jess] - Complete
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 419,321 - Reviews: 4726 - Favs: 4,031 - Follows: 4,721 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Dark as Snow by Anysia reviews
After years of loneliness, Anna sees her marriage to handsome widower Hans Westergard as her long-awaited happily-ever-after. But her troubled relationship with her sister and her growing closeness to a gruff but kindhearted stablehand loom large, and her husband's darkest secret threatens to destroy everything Anna holds dear. [COMPLETE]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,185 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Hans, Elsa - Complete
Dr Sexy PhD by planiforidjit reviews
Destiel AU. Dean is a film professor at the University of New Hampshire. On his first day of classes he is not only royally hungover, but he's being forced to share an office with a sexy new professor, Dr. Castiel Novak. To make things worse Sam is Castiel's TA and Sam has made a strict no seducing his professors rule. Rated M for language and sexy times.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,876 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Love It or List It by TalesFromPerdition reviews
Dean and Castiel are the co-hosts of a semi-popular HGTV show called "Love It or List It." However, they might have bit off more than they can chew when they take on Sam's house. Can Dean renovate his brother's home so that Sam and Jess will love it again, or will Castiel find the growing family their new dream home? [Destiel]
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,161 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Jessica M./Jess]
Heartburn by ChaosComix reviews
Dean Winchester, a certified Burn RN, is one of the most dedicated employees St. Devic Hospital has, and today is no different. But when his patient expectantly goes into cardiac arrest and needs to be transferred to the heart hospital floor under the care of one Doctor Novak, Dean can't help but feel his patient isn't the only one who needs to get his heart under control.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,730 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
18 Miles Out by MonDieu666 reviews
Beth's life has been easy until one day, it isn't. She struggles to cope with the demands of surviving the apocalypse. Everyone has always protected and sheltered Beth, so she expects the same treatment as she finds her feet but one man seems to go out of his way to antagonise her. Beth starts to learn the reality of the world and people. Copyrighted.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 190,533 - Reviews: 2740 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 8/15/2013 - [Daryl D., Beth G.] - Complete
Birds and Bees by Snailhair101 reviews
(Part four of 'Virgin Graces') Now that the air is clear, Dean and Castiel are able to explore the meanings of life, sex, and those little things called kinks. (Destiel, humorous, Smutty smut)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,202 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Deceiving Sam by Snailhair101 reviews
(Part three of 'Virgin Graces.') Although Dean and Castiel are still engaging in inappropriate acts, it's difficult to do with Sam always around. (Destiel, Humorous, Smutty smut)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Desecrating the Impala by Snailhair101 reviews
(Sequel to 'Virgin Graces') After a hot night of new experiences, Dean and Castiel find they are still unable to part ways. And the Impala happens to be the best place to stay. (Destiel, humorous, Smuty smut)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,889 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Virgin Graces by Snailhair101 reviews
After Castiel tells Dean of how he wishes to get rid of his virgin graces, Dean is caught off guard. But after coming to terms with his true feelings, he gives Cas one night...to do what ever he wants. (Destiel, humor, smutty smut.)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,382 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
3652 Days by destielshipper reviews
AU: They were complete opposites but they were two peas in a pod and always would be. Dean Winchester had no idea when he met the strange boy with the strange name for the first time how important he would become to him. It takes ten years of friendship, loss, heartbreak, and most of all love to realise how truly naive they were to believe that all they could have is friendship.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 140,783 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6173 - Favs: 15,214 - Follows: 5,278 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
On the Other Side by murtagh799 reviews
"I ingested veela blood last week and all I want to do now is fu- I mean have sex with you!" He really didn't seem pleased with the idea. DRAMIONE. Coarse Language, Sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 149,666 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 7948 - Favs: 9,280 - Follows: 3,933 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
D is for Draco by Lady Cailan reviews
Traditions say that on Samhain night, one can divine their true love's name using the peel of an apple. This year, Hermione Granger is about to learn that sometimes, life is unpredictable and fate makes sense of something impossible. Fluffy Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6867 - Favs: 6,635 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Reign In Hell by PoisonComeUndone reviews
When Castiel abandoned Heaven for Dean, he damned himself to Hell. Now, centuries later, Dean is sent by Heaven to stop a demonic Cas from leading the armies of Hell in another war. this is set around 200 years after The Hardest Part, but can stand alone
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,794 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Best Laid Plans by shadowglove reviews
Draco has come up with a plan to make Hermione HIS...and look perfectly innocent at the same time...of course, he never once thought that his plan might backfire quite hilariously...DMHG HPBZ RWLB PPCW GWGG !NOMINATED AT THE DRAMOINE AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,626 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 2,837 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3061 - Favs: 5,730 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Hate Everything About You by Ceres Vesta reviews
COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 2,019 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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True Love's Locket reviews
7th Year-Draco Malfoy gets cursed with a locket that took away his ability to speak therefore hampering his ability to perform magic. Without answers of how to get rid of the curse, he has to turn to his sworn enemy, Hermione Granger for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 211,708 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Angelic Ever After reviews
One moment, Dean is on a revenge mission to rescue his beloved brother from villainous bad guys. The next moment, he gets swarmed with Supernatural creatures, meets a Cajun vampire, and is recruited to save a male princess, who has a secret of his own. Through all this, Dean will resist to strangle Gabriel, because strangling the hot man's brother leaves a terrible impression.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,618 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 8/8/2014
Yeah, We've Met Before reviews
Cute kittens tend to lead to cute guys..said no one ever. Fluff
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Things That Go Bump In The Night reviews
Everything started with noisy neighbors from the room next door when certain lines were crossed. Then when a hunt goes magically wrong, Dean's inner chick-flick feelings emerge. Feelings that he may have for a certain angel. Will Dean sink in denial? Or will he finally come out of the oh-so-sexy closet?. M/M- Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Dean W., Castiel
Fall For Me reviews
One drunken night, Sakura wishes on a shooting star for her perfect man. Little does she know that men can fall from the sky. Literally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,119 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Secret Senerade reviews
On the anniversary of Sasuke's departure; Sakura gets an unknown visitor who wants her to fulfill her promise. Warning: LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Toxic Addiction reviews
When Sakura gets lost in the world of addiction and drugs; it's up to Sasuke to save her when he's dealing with his own addictions.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Dancing On My Heartstrings reviews
Sakura dreams to be a dancer and one man could help her achieve her dreams. With one catch, She has to be his personal slave in payment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,975 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
One Month Offer reviews
Sakura is given an opportunity to live. If only she gives in to this strangers request: Give him an heir.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,205 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
