Team Edward all the way!!

Cause Jacob wishes he could sparkle in the sun.

Twilight Survey

Bella or Alice

Bella

Emmett or Jasper

Emmett

Edward or Jacob

Edward

New Moon or Eclipse

Eclipse

Twilight or Breaking Dawn

Twilight

Esme or Emily

Esme

Carlisle or Charlie

Carlisle

Rosalie or Tanya

Rosalie

Rosalie or Alice

Alice

Mike or Edward

Edward

Tyler or Eric

Eric

Eric or Mike

Eric

Team Jacob or Team Edward

Team Edward

Porsche or Volvo

Volvo

'55 Chevy or Volvo

Volvo

Werewolves or Vampires

Vampires

Movie or Book

Book

Bella and Edward or Bella and Jacob

Bella and Edward

Bella's Lullaby or Esme's Favorite

Bella's Lullaby

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt.

9. Picture yourself naked.

8. Buy him a dog named Jacob.

7. Paint his room pink.

6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over.

5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella."

4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him.

3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves.

2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob.

1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said.

10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black

10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward.

9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon.

8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail.

7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt.

6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing.

5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold.

4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!"

3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!"

2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!"

1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her.

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go.

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong.

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention.

When she pull's away
Pull her back.

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word.

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared
Protect her.

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay.

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up.

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand.

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers.

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does.

When she misses you
she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers.

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it.

Repost so the one you love will;

Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend"
Girls post as: "A True Boyfriend"

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Two women friends had
gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving
wives,
however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and
walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One
of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties
and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair
of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat
down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
decided to
wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded
to go
home.
The next day one of the
woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent
wife was
still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said:
"These
girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said
the other husband "Mind came back with a card stuck to her ass that
said... .. ... ... ... ...
"From all of us at the
Fire Station. We'll never forget
you." (HAHAHAHAHA!)

IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits
Dear God-Nick Jonas
I really need to talk to God right now.

Waking Up
Want To-Sugarland
I'm leaving a guy I just slept with to go to school...AM I INSANE?? AM I MENTAL??

First Day At School
I'll Stand By You-Carrie Underwood
I'm sad that I have to go to school so I got a friend to help me go through school since I had to leave that guy I just slept with.

Making Your New Best Friend
Breakout-Miley Cryus
We're going to beakout, gonna have some fun!!

Falling In Love
You Belong With Me-Taylor Swift
So, I like my best friend, but he loves another girl, but she starts liking someone else, then we get together?? AWESOME!!

Breaking Up
Hate Me-Blue October
He hates me. End of story.

Prom
Did You-Kelly Clarkson
Did you really care enough about me to take me to prom?

Graduation
I'd Lie-Taylor Swift
So after graduation, I'm riding home with a guy and I secretly love him? And I like to count the colors in his eyes? Am I a stalker?

Life's Okay
I Don't Hook Up-Kelly Clarkson
I don't hook up with anyone because I have a boyfriend, remember?

Death Of A Close Friend
Tell Me Why-Jonas Brothers
Tell my why she left!! Why did a tree have to fall on her?? I actually just recently lost a friend.

Mental Breakdown
A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes-Disney Channel Stars
My heart makes wishes by dreaming?? Well, I just got through dreaming about Edward Cullen. He's not here though. Oh, I am insane!! Ahh!!

Driving
Goodbye-Kristinia Debarge
Say bye to that boyfriend I just told you about.

Flashback
Bobbie With An I-Phil Vassar
Yeah, that boyfriend's name was Bobbi and I left him because he came into a bar in a red dress and fake platinium curls. All for a beer!!

Getting Back Together
Sober-Pink
Sorry, I'm not sober enough to get back together with you yet.

Birth Of A Child
Angels-David Archuleta
The angels & God have sent me a child! I love the angels & God!!

Wedding Scene
Waiting On The World To Change- John Mayer
We're waiting for global warming to go away first.

Car Accident
Play My Music-Jonas Brothers
I've got a broke leg, but I still want to play my music?

Final Battle
What I Know Now-Backstreet Boys
I know everything now!!

Death Scene
Send It On-Disney Channel Friends For Change
Oh, so I die and all you care about is sending a light to someone? They can go to Wal-Mart and buy their own light! It's called a lightbulb!

Funeral Song
Summer Nights-Rascal Flatts
Oh, so after my funeral, your all going to go celebrate my death by going out on summer nights and forgetting all about me??

End Credits
I'm In Love With A Girl-Gavin DeGraw
WHAT?!

Deleted Scenes
Fifteen-Taylor Swift
Oh yeah! I'm 15 in heaven and I'm in high school! And I'm nervous as hell! Oops, sorry, God!

Did you know...

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Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullenand are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (OH YEAH!)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (HELL YEA!!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time)

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you've practically memorized Chapter 20 (Compromise) of Eclipse, put this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Daddy's Little Girl Story Link:
Bugatti Streamliner-http:///archives/153

My Baby Story Link:
Bella's Dress-http:///shop/dresses/viewitem-PD454968
Alice's Dress-http:///shop/dresses/viewitem-PD479885
Rosalie's Dress-http:///shop/dresses/viewitem-PD485388

Alternate Eclipse Story Link:
Bella's Graduation Outfit-http:///graduations_clothes/set?id=21415514
Edward's Graduation Outfit:http:///twilight_graduation/set?id=21416740

We'll Be a Dream Story Link:
Bella's Dress:http:///singing_outfit/set?id=21666543

Breaking Dawn First Official Photo Link:
Picture:http:///ew-breaking-dawn-photo-with-robert-pattinson-kristen-stewart/

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?! Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What the fuck can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

In my mind...
Edward Cullen is my lover.
Alice Cullen in my bestfriend.
Jasper Hale wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.
I am a Twilighter;;and PROUD!

Proud to be a brunette

Edward prefers brunettes.
Take that Blondes

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

*Me and my friend having a random conversation on the popup chat thingy of Facebook!!*

Me: yeah haha omg theres a huge spider!!

Friend: Gah dont kill it! It wants your love not your blood..trust has children. and a home!

Me: im not givin it anything but a trip 2 death land!! it also has poison!! that will hurt me!!

Friend: Taylor! nO! I will kick you in the neck if you do! and NO, im not associated with PETA..just put a cup over it!

Me: haha 2 late but i didnt kill it my daddy did!! no way am i goin near that thing!!

Friend: does your dad have a neck?

Me: haha the spider is dead!! my favorite spider is a dead spider...if i say yes will you kick him??

Friend:...Noo...

Me: then yes...

Friend: Ch wut NO!... okay if i have a urge then yus..but you cant say i didnt warn ;)

Me: hes a cop hehe just keep that in mind...

Friend: I can melt tazers you know..with..my..Great persoanlity!

Me: haha he can arrest you 4 assultin a police officer!! hehe

Friend: THATS NOT AASSUULT! taylor shut yo mouth gurl

Me: haha ok but im happy now cause i can look at the dead corpse of the spider and laugh!! :))

Friend: D: -- My face in disgust!