30.

Edward:

"Aro and Heidi are the nicest people I've ever I met", I say.

Bella smiles triumphantly, leaning back in her airplane seat. "Told ya so", she says smugly. "They're sweethearts."

I leave out the part when Aro showed me his collection of guns and the mad glint that came in his eye when he told me he'd do terrible things to me if I harmed his Izzy in anyway.

Other than that, he's great.

We're on our way to Chicago after two and a half weeks of stay with the Swans, in Minnesota.

"Yeah", I say.

Emmett left for home the moment the semester ended. I didn't even know he was gone until a tearful Rosalie barged into my room, crying that Em left.

Apparently, they had a huge fight over God knows what. What I do know is that Rose said something and Em finally cracked. They're taking some time a part but my brother has me convinced that he's never going back to that girl.

Mom is very pleased about that.

So are Dad and Alice.

"I can't wait to meet your sister", says Bella. "I wonder if she'll like me. If she's anything like your Mom..."

"Alice is nothing like Mom. I assure you. She's fiercely loyal, kinda mother tigerish, a shopaholic, know-it-all and a bossy woman."

Bella giggles. "A shopaholic?"

"Yup", I say in all seriousness. "It's a good thing her husband to be doesn't mind her shopping ways."

"Jasper, right?"

"That's him."

"Do you like him?"

"He's cool", I say. "An older guy but since he makes Alice happy, who am I to say anything?"

.

.

.

"So..." says Bella. "Are we gonna share a room at your place?"

"Darlin', that ain't possible under my mama's roof", I drawl in a Texan accent.

She pouts. "That sucks."

"You can sneak into my bedroom every night", I whisper in her ear.

"I can?" she lightens up. "Isn't it every guy's fantasy to have his girl in his childhood bed?"

I can't help but smirk. "It is."

She runs her finger up and down my hand. "Seems like we have a helluva summer in store for us", she muses.

"It'll be epic", I say. "Family picnics, romantic walks, movies, parties. You can finally meet my best friend from high school, Sam Uley."

"Like you met my boys", says Bella. "I forgot to ask you, what did you think of Tyler and Mikey?"

Oh right. Those two were there for a week while we were at Bella's grandparents.

"They're hilarious", I say. "Funny as shit."

"You like 'em?"

"I love 'em", I say. "If I didn't know he was gay, I'd be worried that Mikey would snatch you away from me."

"Really?" she asks. "What about Ty?"

"He's a harmless little girlie girl."

"Edward!"

The End.

It's almost midnight where I live which means it's almost my birthday! The best bday gift ever would be a bunch of reviews. I love you guys! Thank you for reading. I hope this made you laugh :D