There are roughly twenty drabbles. Drabble= short chapters. Most of it is pre-written so the updates will be regular. This is meant to be a funny little fic which I hope you'll enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight. I'm simply playing with Meyer's characters. That is all.

1. Bella:

"What if they don't like me?" I anxiously ask my boyfriend of six and a half months. "What if they don't think I'm good enough for you? What if they think Carmen's better for you?"

Carmen was Edward's ex-girlfriend, almost became his fiancée but the bitch cheated on him so he dumped her.

He chuckles. "Babe", he says, wrapping an arm around my waist. "They'll love you."

Like that makes me feel any better. Every man says those words to his girlfriend before introducing her to his parents.

Edward's parents are high-society rich people. His mom used to be a model before she got married to world recognised attorney, Carlisle Cullen.

Esme and Carlisle aren't the type of people who instantly warm up to others. From what I've been told by Rosalie Hale, who happens to be Edward's brother Emmett's girlfriend, Mr and Mrs. Cullen aren't very nice.

Rose met them over winter break and was pretty shaken up when she got back to our apartment. She's an icy bitch but we're best friends and used to be roommates before she moved in with Emmett.

"Edward!" I whine. "How did they react when you told them about your break-up with Carmen?"

Now he looks nervous which isn't a good sign. "About that Bells,... um... I didn't tell them."

No way.

He wouldn't.

He couldn't.

Oh God. But he did.

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Five hours to go before the Cullens arrive.

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