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 Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Newsies, Host, Criminal Minds, and Supernatural. Favorite Quotes from Twilight: "Overprotective fool." - Alice Cullen "Your room had the best view"- Alice Cullen "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."-Edward Cullen to Alice Cullen Favorite Quotes From Criminal Minds: Reid: I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think that I do. Hotch: "I didn't hurt you did I?" Elle to Garcia: "Can you get into those records?" Reid: "Could you guys do me a favor?" Final scene when Reid is trying to convince Elle to go get checked out at the hospital Garcia: "This is true. All complaints filed were false alarms, but then there is that matter of his missing wife." Reid: "I need to stop by a bookstore and get a copy of Empty Planet. I want to reread it before we talk to the author. I haven't read it since I was six." Garcia:You and me, we're hitting the town. Morgan: "And, Garcia? I’d better not ever find any Photoshop pictures of me." Ethan: "John Coltrane. Died of cancer, but most people think it's the booze and heroin that did him in." Prentiss: "Ladies, this is Brad, a real FBI agent." Hotch: “The modern furniture, the strategically placed magazines, the framed diplomas, the art on the wall are all in conflict with your family photos. You have three children, but you favour the middle one - your son." Erin: (interrupts) “What do you think you're doing? Morgan: "How long can you hold that lawyer off?" After Reid and Morgan get out of an elevator that is temporarily stuck: Morgan (to Garcia)"Every morning you say 'I'll show you a good morning.' Spit it out." Prentiss (to Morgan) "When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn't want him to fix her. She wants him to shut up and listen." (Criminal Minds: Season 3, Episode 8: Lucky (To any guys out there reading this, Prentiss has a point. Most of the time, this is true.) ) Morgan: "Reid, you're not seriously floating around the idea of an 'evil twin' are you?" Reid: (about deciphering the binary code used to hide messages in the letters) Normally you'd use a computer to run through all these combinations, but it was quicker to do it longhand. Hotch (to the attorney general): "I'm Aaron Hotchner, Unit Chief. I'm the guy who's going to tell the attorney general of the United States whether to charge you with obstructing a federal investigation or negligent homicide. Get off my crime scene." (Criminal Minds: Season 4, Episode 3: Minimal Loss) Prentiss (with a hangover): "Morgan, can you--? Please, can you--? My head." Detective (about Reid): "Where did you find this kid?" Favorite Quotes From Supernatural: Dean: Bitch Sam: Jerk. Here are some amusing quips... Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. “I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!” Tony V. Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it. "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes. I don't obsess! I think intensely. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? "You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. It's all fun and games until the other person loses their sanity. I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. "I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places." "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Tell the truth and run. Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. "Set sail in a general that way direction." It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? Education is important, school however, is another matter. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Whose cruel idea was it for the words ‘lisp’ to have an‘s’ in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the SWAT team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken over there ... I’m gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt”? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” You say I’m not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I’m not cold, I’m hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Life was so simple when boys had cooties I ran with scissors, and lived! Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” “If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.” A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? “Shut it, voices, or I’ll poke you with a spork" The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. I used to care, but I take a pill for that now. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. Girls The person who did this was Jack Benny... Each year he sent her roses, And the note would always say, I love you even more this year, Than last year on this day. My love for you will always grow, With every passing year.' She knew this was the last time That the roses would appear. She thought, he ordered roses In advance before this day. Her loving husband did not know, That he would pass away. He always Way before the time. Then, if he got too busy, Everything would work out fine... She trimmed the stems and Placed them in a very special vase. Then, sat the vase beside The portrait of his smiling face. She would sit for hours, In her husband's favorite chair. While staring at his picture, And the roses sitting there. A year went by, and it was To live without her mate.. With loneliness and solitude, That had become her fate. Then, the very hour, The doorbell rang, and there Were roses sitting by her door. She brought the roses in, And then just looked at them in shock. Then, went to get the telephone, To call the florist shop. The owner answered, and she asked him, If he would explain, Why would someone would do this to her, causing her such pain? 'I know your husband passed away, More than a year ago,' The owner said, 'I knew you'd call, and you would want to know.' The flowers you received today, Were paid for in advance. Your husband always planned ahead, He left nothing to chance. There is a standing order, That I have on file down here, And he has paid, well in advance, You'll get them every year There also is another thing, That I think you should know, He wrote a special little card...he did this years ago. Then, should ever I find out that he's no longer here, that's the card that should be sent to you the following year.' She thanked him and hung up the phone, her tears now flowing hard. Her fingers shaking, As she slowly reached to get the card. Inside the card, she saw that he Had written her a Then, as she stared in total silence, This is what he wrote.. 'Hello my love, I know it's been a year Since I've been gone. I hope it hasn't been too hard for you to Overcome. I know it must be lonely, And the pain is very real. Or if I know how I would feel. The love we shared made everything So beautiful in life. I loved you more than words can say, You were the perfect wife. You were my friend and lover, You fulfilled my every need. I know it's only been a year, But please try not to grieve. I want you to be happy, Even when you shed your tears. That is why the roses will be sent to you for years When you get these roses, Think of all the happiness that we had together, And how both of us were blessed. I have always loved you and I know I always will. But, my love, you must go on, You have some living still. Please...try to find happiness, While living out your days. I know it is not easy, But I hope you find some ways. The roses will come every year, And they will only stop, When your door's not answered, When the florist stops to knock. He will come five times that day, In case! You have gone out. But after his last visit, He will know without a doubt! To take the roses to the place, Where I've instructed him And place the roses where we are, Together once again. Sometimes in life, you find a special friend; Someone who changes your life Just by being part of it. Someone who Until you can't stop; Someone who makes you believe That there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you That there really is an unlocked door Just This is Forever Friendship Sad: The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad 19 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! ) 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" 16. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 17. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 18. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 19. Mark out price tags with a sharpie Okay, who actually wants to try this? Things to do on an Elevator CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. MEOW occasionally. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly SAY -DING at each floor. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. SWAT at flies that don't exist. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. ACTUAL Labels on Products! On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question .She was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." You're never alone... Links to pics from The Human, The Tracker, and The Vampire: Cake from the wedding: http:///_8Frds361a-E/SV93BJEixwI/AAAAAAAAA9M/xIGvX1gutfI/s400/PinkPetalWeddingCake2.jpg Just a thought. If you have seen any one copying my stories, please tell me. I just don't want any of my stories/ideas copied. 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Under the Weather by Phish Tacko reviews
Edward is sick. Bella wants to help. Has been revised. Rated for some cursing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Explorin' the Mind by Emily E reviews
One bored Saturday morning, the emotions all decide to sit down and watch "Dora the Explorer". Both hilarity and chaos ensue.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Riley's Emotions - Complete
Going Dark by Sciencefictionsquirrel reviews
As the end of Riley's life draws near, the Emotions handle their final tasks and reflect on the life they helped Riley live. (One-shot, Character Death, of course.)
Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Riley, Riley's Emotions - Complete
An Emotional First Date by Angelic Gemstone reviews
15-year-old Riley Anderson is about to go on her first date, and as expected, her emotions are running rampant. Oneshot.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Joy, Fear, Riley, Riley's Emotions - Complete
Can't Say No by Yuuseki no Yume reviews
Germany, Prussia, and Austria have a drinking contest. Winner gets to do whatever he wants with the losers. AusPru ItaGer *in that order* Smut, lemon, yaoi, etc. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Rock Farmer's Daughters by CrazyNutBob reviews
AU; Pinkie Pie misses the Rainboom - as a result, she never becomes a party pony. Likewise, she never threw that party that inspired Cheese Sandwich to become a party pony. Even so, they meet when Cheese ends up stumbling into the nearby town, and begins working on the rock farm with Pinkamena and her sisters.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 136,216 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Pinkie Pie, Cheese Sandwich - Complete
A Major's Captain by PoorlyKnitted reviews
ONE-SHOT of the deliciously depraved things Jasper and Peter get up to while in Maria's army. Companion piece to "The Major's Kitten" but can be read alone. Jasper/Peter slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Jasper, Peter] - Complete
Wings of Love by LediShae reviews
AU Harpies had long been rivals of the gryphons yet, being in the wrong place at just the right time brings three would be enemies together against a common foe.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,474 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker
Glitter Freeze by ZAFO reviews
CRACK—oneshot/twoshot entries—The new international students cause a ruckus at Hogwarts, though no one could really say that they disliked them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,781 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., America
World Conference: An American Perspective by Streamingwords reviews
A series of vignettes featuring America's experiences at the World Conference through the years. Warning: Contains some bits of romance between America and other nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,890 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain
1912 by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,328 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 4/9/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Captured by rexlover180 reviews
Alfred F. Jones, a captain in the US Navy, has just captured the most feared pirate in the 7 seas, Arthur Kirkland. But the pirate seems to think that it's the other way around. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Bet You've Never Done It Like This by CatsPrivateBedroom reviews
JxP romance with a bit of adventure! Rated M for implied themes and content.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2014 - [Jazz, Prowl] - Complete
The Rainy Day by Yumi-wheeler reviews
It's a rainy day and all Ted can think about is his lover. Slashy goodness, DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS. Please R R :
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Toxicity by Sandylee007 reviews
House, despite convincing himself otherwise, is worried when something seems to be off with Wilson. He also discovers a suspicious injury. Is there something sinister going on? WRITTEN WITH SLASH IN MIND, MENTIONS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE NOW A CHAPTER FIC
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - G. House, J. Wilson
Deck The Halls by Speedstreek360 reviews
Gift fics for my friends here on FF, who have helped me and been wonderful to me, so I decided to do these drabbles for them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,873 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
Prowl's Tips for Driving in the Snow by jaxink reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker find it's not so easy driving in a snowstorm. -oneshot, written for tf-speedwriting's Advent Calendar on LJ-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
American Sex Bracelets by The-4th-Deathly-Hallow reviews
Summary- The other nations have noticed America has started wearing these weird, colored bracelets. What do they mean? The nations are determined to find out. I don't know if they have sex bracelets anywhere other than America...but read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,587 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - America - Complete
Unlikely Pair by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Russia had always wanted to be Italy's friend. One night Italy comes to his room to sleep together and after that...things keep happening! North Italy/Russia. UKE!RUSSIA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 1/27/2011 - [N. Italy, Russia] - Complete
Always The Quiet Ones by Sanjuno Shori Niko reviews
Creation moves in cycles, Seeker femmes look just like Seeker mechs, and courtship displays freak out even evil Decepticons. Now Soundwave has to find out why Thundercracker is suddenly so violent... and why Starscream and Skywarp are giggling like that.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Skywarp, Soundwave, Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
In Bed With A Rope by AhmoseInarus reviews
Written for the Strangeness of September Challenge on CCOAC - The team goes out for Chinese, and has fun with Fortune Cookies! Rated M for sexual humor, just to be safe!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/28/2013 - S. Reid, P. Garcia - Complete
Familiarity by Bag Of Badgers reviews
It's been too long since they've last done this. ItaGer, light bondage, not for kids.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
in which Canada spices it up by Sushi-taro reviews
Canada is sexually frustrated. It's been six months since he and Prussia had done it. Needing advice on how to make a move, he goes to France for help. Little did Prussia expect on Sunday morning that there'd be more than pancakes waiting for him. PruCan, one-shot, yaoi, seme!Canada. No likey no ready. Request from SparklyPuffin. Not my cover art.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Run by Moonofwinds reviews
Every frame-type has a reproductive cycle, Polyhexian's have a rut. Prowl is the subject of Jazz's. Run Prowl. Run. Obvious slash is obvious. (P-W-V-L-P)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,408 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Realizing What's in Front of You by DreamWings231 reviews
Jack's friend visits him in Vegas and makes him acknowledge the fact that pinning over someone can hurt unless you do something about it.
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Daniel A., Jack W. - Complete
Love At Long Last by AnonymousGenius1496 reviews
Jack had always been alone. His mother died when he was young, his father neglectful after her death. He was thrown into the foster system by social services, only to escape by age 11. He used his skills as a sleight-of-hand magician to survive on the streets. But then he joined the Four Horsemen. Now he has the family he had always wanted, but will he find more in J. Daniel Atlas?
Now You See Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Daniel A., Merritt M., Henley R., Jack W. - Complete
Summer Lovin' by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
When Kurt returns home from NYADA for summer vacation he meets Harry. His dad's sexy, British and utterly charming new employee and things get a little crazy from there. A light hearted summer romance story. Harry Potter/Kurt Hummel pairing. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,551 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,036 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
From One Age to Another by Determamfidd reviews
Upon their return to Eryn Lasgalen and Erebor respectively, Legolas and Gimli have a new adornment. Their fathers would like an explanation. (They're not going to like it.) L/G, mostly bookverse, some movie elements.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,392 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Gimli, Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Killing Time by Allegra reviews
Still labelled a traitor by his brothers, Dastan falls into the deadly hands of Nizam whilst on a mission to clear his name. Are there fates worse than death?
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,871 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Dastan - Complete
A Teddys Screts by Seylin reviews
Luka waits up to see Santa… he sees him but also sees something he didn't expect. Slash. Mpreg.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Seth, Jasper - Complete
Close Your Eyes, Make a Wish by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Magic!AU. When Finland finds himself lost and at death's door in a violent blizzard, he happens to stumble, quite literally, over something that could change his life forever: a genie's lamp. Eventual SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,367 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
15 Things About Arthur by Yao Wang by cherylwoo reviews
15 fun facts about Arthur, written by Yao. Rated for sexual implications. England/China.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2013 - China, England/Britain - Complete
Why Does He Care? by finnysea reviews
Cat!Romano can't seem to understand why Cat!Spain likes him so much, nor why Antonio stays by Lovino. Hopefully, he'll be able to figure that out. Nekotalia and some good ol' Spamano. I do not own Hetalia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,348 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Game Night for the Lonely Hearts Club by Shatterdoll reviews
Russia visits the empty houses of other nations when he's feeling particularly lonely. On one particular visit to one of America's homes the occupant unexpectedly shows up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/7/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
I Want You, Even When I'm Tired by Alexia Featherchild reviews
Isaka Ryuuichirou wants to do something with his loving partner of ten long years, however Asahina Kaoru doesn't want the man to be too tired for work in the morning. Can Ryuuichirou talk Kaoru into doing what he wants or not?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [K. Asahina, R. Isaka] - Complete
Big Momma by Scribbler reviews
Big Macintosh plays reluctant 'mother' for a distraught filly after an incident with two bullies who think it's funny to make fun of ponies who can't keep hold of their parents.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Big Macintosh, Scootaloo - Complete
Once Upon a Midwinter's Night by Zeplerfer reviews
Armed with a Shakespeare play and a love potion, Sealand has crafted his best plan yet to use blackmail to win recognition as his own country. Too bad the love potion doesn't seem to work on America and England. Christmas setting. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [America, England/Britain] Sealand, Canada - Complete
What really ended the Cold War by DementedJoker-chan reviews
This is a sister story to 'The Prussian-Russian Alliance' Gilbert is tired of this stupid Cold War getting in the way of him and West. Wait Ivan actually likes Alfred? He can work with this...Time to visit a certain North American country a visit RUSAME, slight Germancest. THIS IS YAOI, DON'T LIKE DON't READ. Flames will be ignored, reviews, loved
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
As The Family Gathers by Jedipati reviews
The family gathers at Bobby's for Thanksgiving. Considering who the family is, it's bound to be interesting. And then there's the gatecrashers, looking to find out if angels are really walking the earth. Another "Heaven, Hell, and a Mechanic" story
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Bobby S., Castiel - Complete
The Prince Bride by woodbyne reviews
Matthew, heir apparent to the kingdom of Gaul, is of marrying age, and sets out with his best man to find himself a bride. Around this time, the Crown Prince of Albion, Alfred, has another bout of Rebellious Prince Syndrome and convinces his sister to disguise him so that he can escape his father's edicts for a few days. It's an excellent disguise, but it may have worked too well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,716 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Canada, America - Complete
The Prussian-Russian Alliance by DementedJoker-chan reviews
Gilbert is in love with his dear brother. But he can't over power his brother anymore. Well not alone that is. Russia did owe him a favor maybe a quick call to him wouldn't hurt... THIS IS YAOI! Germancest, PruGer
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Big Brother Protection by Mystic-Harley reviews
America catches Cuba hitting Canada, so he enacts a little Big Brother Protection on the second largest nation in the world, what could go wrong? Human names are mentioned and this is non romantic, just brotherly love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/19/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Nymphetamine Addiction by DestineyTot reviews
All Ivan wanted was one taste, one little drop of that sweet blood on his tongue. What he got instead was a smiling, beautiful blonde and an unexpected relationship out of the whole mess. RusAme. Vampire!AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 126,772 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [America, Russia] [England/Britain, France] - Complete
Truth by Sparx424 reviews
Sam asks a question, and doesn't get an answer so much as more questions - which, considering he asked Gabriel is not entirely surprising. In which there are discussions of religion, physics and sex between a hunter and an archangel, and everyone somehow manages to get the wrong end of the stick. Pre-Sabriel fluff.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
A Mask Of Ugliness by rexlover180 reviews
Arthur has been locked up his whole life, unable to really see anyone. Until a gypsy named Alfred comes in and changes his whole world. Everything he thinks he knows is just proven wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/31/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
APH PruCan Dirty Dancer by DarkmoonSigel reviews
FOR THE LOVE OF PASTA...first published on DA PruCan AU Stripper Prussia/Gilbert x Businessman Canada/Matthew Rated M cause you can't write smut without it. Yaoi warning. Yaoi equal gay, boy on boy, all hot dog and no hamburgers. Don't like, don't read, don't flame.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,380 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Family by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Jazz and his sparkling, Bluestreak, have a lot more in common than he first thought. Pairing: Jazz and Prowl
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Bluestreak, Jazz - Complete
Nesting by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Jazz really should have known better than to apply Hound's knowledge of how birds attracted a mate to courting Praxian. Warning: implied Prowl & Jazz slash, crack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Boyz On Bath Day by Aiwendiel reviews
"Mine's bigger than yours"...what a tween obsesses about... oh let's be honest. What most ALL males obsess about. A little story about what could have happened when The Fellowship stopped for a brief bath on the way from Rivendell to Moria.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Peregrin T., Gandalf
Meet The States by pupeez4eva reviews
America decides that, after years of keeping them a secret, its time that the Nation's meet his States.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,705 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - America - Complete
Steps of Love by addie-cake reviews
Domestic!USUK and a bit of Winston!Verse. Human names used. When the youngest member of the Jones family is sick, all the stops must be pulled to ensure that Amelia will soon be happy and healthy again, even if it means that her poor daddy has to climb multiple rounds of steps to ensure this happiness. Lots of family fluff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Kitty Playpen by addie-cake reviews
Nekotalia, Winston!Verse. The Kitty Playpen is the place that Countries put their Cats in when they have a World Meeting. Winston both loves and dreads the Kitty Playpen, for obvious reasons. The most obvious reason, of course, is Spain's County Cat, Coco. Let the rivalry of the ages begin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Replay by Jacquzy reviews
The sequel to "Playtime." Feliciano wants it to happen again; wants the burn of leather, the slice of the whip, the more, master, please, to be become a part of their everyday lives.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,920 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Neko Madness by Trash Droid Prince reviews
When Antonio takes Spain to the vet Romano gets angry and takes that anger out on the furniture, much to the displeasure of Germany. Nekotalia fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
USUK Nekotalia fun by ArthurJones93 reviews
Alfred and Arthur's cats do their own thing while they're away. I'm terrible at summaries '
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gunshot by 2012tenshi reviews
He could've sworn he heard something when he woke up that morning. And then, there was a scream. -Happy birthday, Switzerland.- Mostly CU, modern day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Switzerland, N. Italy - Complete
Glitz, Glamour, Glory by addie-cake reviews
Domestic!USUK and a little bit o' Winston!Verse. The only daughter of the United States of America and England is a promising girl. She plans to be an ambassador, an environmentalist, a political correspondent. She also happens to be a Pageant Princess, and her fathers couldn't be more proud. Human Names Used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Good Vibrations by Emm12 reviews
Darren made a deal with Chris and tonight the younger man is cashing in! It doesn't matter that they are in public and on camera. A deal is a deal.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Never Again by Reda reviews
In which Prussia insists he won't ever get drunk before the other two members of the Bad Touch Trio. And then France discovers that the Prussian hasn't touched wine, at all, ever. Is it possible? Could Prussia's weak point be the wine he hates so much? And what do you do with a drunk Prussia anyway? Bad Touch Trio - France/Prussia/Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Those Pesky Butterflies by aLoggedInReader reviews
The flap of the wings of a butterfly can cause a tornado in another part of the world. Gabriel's wings are a lot bigger and the weather isn't the only thing he can influence! rated M for language, innuendo and probably subject matters at a later point
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,460 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Mondays Suck by addict-writer reviews
When Autocorrect takes over, a nervous Jasper finds himself at the mercy of a playful Edward as they figure out just how flexible he can be. Drabble War DYAC Challenge. Prompts #5 and #26. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
World 1,1 by lynne-monstr reviews
After an exhausting night in bed with America, Prussia still has one thing on his mind. What's the appropriate waiting time until he can play Super Mario Brothers? Prussia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2012 - [Prussia, America] - Complete
Cat Toys and Siestas by RustyAce reviews
All Lovino wanted to do was take a siesta, not play with some stupid cat. AU, Nekotalia drabble, minor Spamano. Rated T for Lovino's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Cold Fingertips by avalonroses reviews
Francis owes Alfred, and he's found the perfect human to satisfy him. Vampire!USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/21/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Titanic: The Hetalia version by Oilux reviews
What if the movie Titanic, starred Hetalia characters? Read and find out! Main pairing: USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Self Control by LadyTrampleton reviews
Austria doesn't think it's a problem, but France does... and he's more than ready to help! One-shot PWP.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2012 - France, Austria - Complete
Trio of the US of A by icdeadppl reviews
America's kept a secret from the countries: He has kids! The fifty states have been hidden from nearly everyone for years but now three of the youngest end up sneaking after their Dad to see the countries. Will America's careful secret be uncovered? With the Western Trio of the US of A, you never know!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,327 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - America - Complete
The Birdcage by The Black Flamingo101 reviews
Misaki and Shinobu have the wildest and weirdest Saturday night of their lives when they mistakenly end up at a drag club and get involved with a angsty transvestite and a conniving mob boss. It's gonna be a long and strange night. All couples appear. COMPLETE!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Misaki T., Shinobu T. - Complete
Sunshine in LA by Ashii Black reviews
Brian decides to visit Justin in LA. AU as of 5x01.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Cat's Got Your Tail by MOVEDMira-chan1717 reviews
Americat attacks a new thing he's discovered! …Too bad it's Iggy-cat's tail. Time for a bit of revenge. /USUK/ - Just a little Nekotalia drabble I put together. R&R! 8D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Bambino Blues by RomaniaBites reviews
Uncle Portugal must babysit Spain and Romano's adoptive son! How hard could that possibly be? Feat. Spamano. Rated for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,236 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Portugal, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
My little nations: Politics is magic by Pepsi-Rabbit reviews
The nations have been transported into Equestria! Is this one of England's spells backfired, or does Celestia have a bigger plan for them? *GerIta, UsUk, PruCan, ItaPie, muti Nations X Ponies, T for cursing* COVER DRAWN BY ME !
Crossover - My Little Pony & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,187 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Pinkie Pie, N. Italy - Complete
For Your Ears Only by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Nekotalia!AU. Fincat's embarrassment over accidentally letting Swecat see him acting like a kitten prompts Swecat to reveal his own vulnerability to him in hopes of making progress in their relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Yes, Opposites Attract by Incognito Llama reviews
Sunstreaker was done. Completely and utterly done. And it was entirely that fragging oblivious Ratchets fault. Yet, opposites do attract... Cute oneshot based on a photo from DeviantART
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Italian Mafia Connection by konekou reviews
Romano has some things to do with the mafia tonight. And Feliciano decided he wants to come along with him! All hell brakes loose when Romano pisses off some people. Please read more! :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Megatron's Christmas Carol by RatchetXHide reviews
Megatron hates Christmas, but when the ghost of his old partner, Shockwave, sends three ghosts to talk to him, will he change? Based off the story "A Christmas Carol".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Megatron, Soundwave - Complete
Kidnapped by rexlover180 reviews
Alfred is the only survivor of a ship that was attacked by pirates. When he gets taken aboard the ship, he finds himself completely entranced by someone he had only dreamed of. Based off Little Mermaid, USUK, one-sided RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,176 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Dare You by Bad.Touch.Trio.Love reviews
What happens when you get three bored men on a saturday morning? Nothing good, especially when these men are the BTT, Bad Touch Trio. What comes out of this? Truth or dare. And How did Germany get sucked into this? Never play truth or dare with the BTT. Shit happens. Rated M for FrancexPrussiaxSpain Threesome. Yummy yaoi. Smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Complete
Crazy Runs In the Family by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
During a meeting, Russia's little sister decides to pay him a visit. Suddenly everyone understands just why he's so messed up. Rated T for slight language and Belarus' insanity. Slight RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/14/2012 - America, Russia, Belarus - Complete
Turning Point by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1: Soundwave cannot excuse Megatron's actions. He has doubts about himself now, and tries to figure out what comes next. Every mech has a turning point: this is his. PLEASE READ WARNINGS INSIDE! Sticky slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 119,419 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Blaster, Soundwave - Complete
Innocent by Domomomo reviews
Romano thinks Veneziano is too stupid and innocent to know about sex. Veneziano thinks Romano is too Catholic and shy to ever have it. So, in order to protect each other's 'virginal' ears, they're just going to have to be a bit quiet... Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/11/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Similarities by Trash Droid Prince reviews
Feliciano can't help but notice similarities between his relationship with Ludwig, and Gino's relationship with Wilhelm while watching the two interact during a calm lazy afternoon. Nekotalia centric fic drabblyish thingy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Don't Mess With My Little Brother! by Amaya Kira reviews
Canada is always forgotten, but America will always protect him. No yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/7/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Easing Tension by JenKristo reviews
Knockout/Soundwave: TF:Prime. Soundwave breaks his mask, and he's being treated by a medic who's a sucker for a pretty face. Now with a sequel. This has slowly gone from a little love story to an epic romance.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,190 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Soundwave, Knock Out - Complete
Who let the Wolf Out by akiddep reviews
Monroe needs some help relieving stress and Nick is happy to help him out. Slash!
Grimm - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Monroe, Nick B. - Complete
99 Red BalloonsIt's My Life by Shini-666 reviews
Inspired by songs, but no one singing in this. Two shot featuring Ratchet captured and the twins seeking revenge for his treatment. Just one look into the minds of our favorite characters! Contains non-con and sticky.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Ratchet, Sunstreaker - Complete
Conejito by Comatose Overdose reviews
One night after Spain falls asleep next to Lovino, their son wakes him up and asks his Papa to sing his favorite lullaby. Warnings: Mentions of Mpreg and past Mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Protection by Gryphon31 reviews
How does Fred respond when Bree does not meet him as he expected? Fred/Bree
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Fred, Bree - Complete
That Was Legendary by Anne Hunter reviews
Barney, it seems, has never tried bondage before and now he wants to try. Ted is willing to give his friend a hand. Ted/Barney – Mild bondage
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Let's Have A Baby! by transemacabre reviews
Russia and America are finally together, and Russia decides only one thing will make their lives complete: another baby. America is a little unsure of this. Humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/21/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
An Eye For An Eye by igottagetbacktohogwarts reviews
He knows that he is the only one who's going to bother to step up and take Sebastian down a peg. He doesn't mind that he's doing it alone, he's used to dealing with problems by himself. If Sebastian hit Kurt with the slushie would Blaine be so forgiving?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Broken Record by Sideslip reviews
Prowl and Jazz find out how scary Ratchet can be when he is really upset.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Assassin Lovino X Priest Spain Spamano by Manic Misha reviews
One shot yaoi with Assassin Lovino and Priest Spain
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Sacred Darling by transemacabre reviews
One interpretation of Alaska's birth. Not canon to 'dub the frequencies of love'. MPREG, Russia/America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
No Stranger to a Joystick by Spasgo reviews
Human Geek AU./ At twenty six, Ivan would have considered a night spent in his favorite chat-room, maybe with a little cyber sex, as a good Saturday night. That is, until he met Alfred.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,011 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
The Vargas Family Mafia by orangepumpkins reviews
Lovino doesn't approve of Feli's new friend,/especially/ when he could be a hired assassin to kill the core Vargas family mafia members! It'd be best if Feli just takes care of the potato eating bastard! Mafia AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/24/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Welcome to the World by Comatose Overdose reviews
The Bad Touch Trio greet their children and say goodbye to Francis. Warnings: Mpreg, birth scene, multiple partners, shounen ai, Character death. M to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2012 - France, Spain - Complete
Revenge Looks Good On You by Optimistically-Hopeless reviews
After getting a call from America's house, England rushes over to help, only to find something he never could have prepared himself for. How will he deal with it? Will he lose himself in the process? M for reference to rape, disturbing images and angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,014 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - England/Britain, America, Russia - Complete
A Most Important Job Worthy of James Bond by addie-cake reviews
A day in the life of Winston Bancroft Kirkland is an exciting one. But someone has to keep Master and Second Master from making kittens all day via Skype. And it might as well be him. Neko!UsUk and Established!Country!UsUk Update: I'm starting the Winston!Verse. This is the first installment.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Unplanned Wedding Day Shenanigans by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut with hilarious cameos from Finn and Cooper. Set in the future, on the morning of Kurt and Blaine's wedding day. Not everything goes quite as planned.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Deprivation by TenshiXXX reviews
It's Spain's birthday. He's one year older today although he doesn't actually know how old he is . So why, then, is he stuck in a boring conference when he could be having kinky sex with Romano?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Silent Sanctuary by Deklava reviews
Whenever life becomes too much for Sherlock, there's one place where he can find sanctuary. The Diogenes Club. Rated M for Holmescest and D/s elements.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Bumping Uglies by AquilusNyx reviews
Anonymity 'verse one-shot. So Puck has some questions, which gives Harry some questions, which lead to Kurt having some concerns. Set pre-Notoriety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Aftermath by warblingaway reviews
'And then somehow, by some miracle, Blaine was rushing in front of Kurt, placing a firm hand on his boyfriend's chest and pushing him back and out of the slushy's path.' The aftermath of Sebastian's slushy. Spoilers for the MJ episode. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
In the Body by Ivory Novelist reviews
Sherlock has a tantric masturbation session while John's out of the house. Asexual!Sherlock. Sherlock & John friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Like Owner, Like Cat by RustyAce reviews
England often wondered how one's pet could act so much like its owner. Dogs, he could understand. But, he thought, cats were a different story altogether. / Nekotalia drabble, minor US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Semantics by The Starhorse reviews
Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,967 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Never Piss off a Tactician: The curse of by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 complete: Utter crack. Prowl is pissed off that he missed his anniversary with his bondmate. Now, he aims to take revenge on the Decepticons. Megatron, watch out!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
Hey, hey, Mr Policeman! by Lunar Mist reviews
Sideswipe is bored. Prowl appears to be so, too or at least, Sideswipe thinks he looks bored . So Sideswipe entertains them. After all, what's more fun than a race? Song-fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Prowl, Sideswipe - Complete
Nature's Protest by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Hound's spark is big enough for the both of them. Nature begs to differ. Warning: Hound & Mirage slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hound, Mirage - Complete
Bang by Workaholic Praxian reviews
The Autobot's first encounter with a rainstorm.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Hound - Complete
Rumors by Workaholic Praxian reviews
Prowl's been thrown into the gossip mill. Warning: Prowl & Jazz slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Flash of Hope by Workaholic Praxian reviews
There's a reason Wheeljack likes explosions. Warning: Wheeljack & Ratchet slash.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
Blurring The Lines by The lunatic who cares reviews
G1/07Movie cross, set pre war in a very AU world. The cost of fighting for the freedom of all is slavery and Hound finds himself alone, bought by a Lord Seeker to serve in his household. Expecting the worse, Hound discovers not all Masters are that bad.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,280 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Hound, Thundercracker - Complete
Supernatural Countries by HungerGamesGirl27 reviews
Sam and Dean thought it'd be a normal, everyday hunt. But when they come across a suspicious American on the streets looking for a boy named Peter Kirkland, things will become FAR from normal. Rated T
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,876 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sam W., America - Complete
In the Early Morning Light by Hikari Kaitou reviews
In that moment of relaxed inhibitions when they're both half asleep, Romano gives Spain a rare and priceless gift.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Erogenous Zones by CelestiaLily reviews
A collection of 11 character drabbles focusing on their erogenous zones, and other subjects. Rated T for some swears & talk of "sensitive hairs." Little-to-no pairings. Enjoy! :
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Germouser and the Tramp by atlantiandragoness reviews
Johann always thought that his cushy house-cat life was perfect, but when a stray tomcat known as Gino wanders into his life, his whole world gets flipped upside-down. Nekotalia!Gerita. Based on 'Lady and the Tramp'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
It's Only Love by Self-Titled Demo reviews
After yet another meeting, Spain and Romano finally have some time alone, but everything seems to want to stop them from actually enjoying that time. The cold, the lights... a certain Russian... Spain can only take so much!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Musings by Memento Mori-Pontifex Mortis reviews
Just another little snippet on how Tino muses on his makeshift family as they await a new member. Mentions of MPREG! Don't like don't come into my story and read it then complain how bad it is. I don't accept flames!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Tat for Tat by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
There were some things about Hotch and Reid that Morgan did *not* need to know about. Matching tattoos was one of them. Hotch/Reid slash from Morgan's POV
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/22/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Mine by CatastrophicMeltdown reviews
*RusAme* Alfred is late for a World Meeting. When Belarus walks in and claims his place, chaos breaks loose.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The 50 States and Their Capitals by Rukia Blood-Moon reviews
Crack. Pure Crack. Also a song fanfic. Well, now we know the reaction of the States when they hear the 50 states and their capitals song. OC's. SLOPPY.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2011 - America - Complete
dub the frequencies of love by transemacabre reviews
De-anon from the kink meme. Alaska's other dad isn't there for his eighth birthday - so Alaska reasons that if Russia can't come to him, he'll go to Russia. America reacts as expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,448 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
In the Eye of the Beholder by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Centuries of people being terrified at the sight of his face has proven harmful to Sweden's self-esteem. It's up to Finland to reassure him that he's wonderful the way he is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Lights Out by ChiaroscuroEffect reviews
Romano/Spain. PWP. Spain wants to try something. Romano is willing to indulge him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
American Pie by Shotgunsinlace reviews
USUK/DeanCas - America and England's vacation goes awry after they end up stranded in the middle of Nebraska. Now, with the help of two brothers and a fallen angel, they have to face up to unknown forces that defy even England's wild imagination.
Crossover - Supernatural & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Dean W., America - Complete
Initiation by WickedForGood13 reviews
The aftermath of Blaine's first slushie facial.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Anonymity by AquilusNyx reviews
The war is over and Harry needs to escape. Remus decides the Boy-Who-Lived needs a chance to be a normal kid, and whisks him away to a small town in Ohio. Drama ensues. Harry/Kurt, AU after 5th Book and Duets, rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,776 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Be My Anchor, Be My Moor by Ellarose C reviews
US/UK, bondage kink. "You can do it, we can help."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,782 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Equal Eleven by JustJasper reviews
Set after 7x04 'Painless'. Reid's been stewing over the prank, and decides to do something to fix the balance. Absolute smut.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Give Me You by sweet-and-simple reviews
Side story to "Take What I Give". What exactly did Gabriel whisper into Dean's ear? And how will it affect Dean and Castiel's relationship? BDSM Castiel/Dean, mention of Gabriel/Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Take What I Give by sweet-and-simple reviews
Sam needed what he needed. He was just scared of asking for it. Thank God for Gabe. BDSM Gabriel/Sam, Past Lucifer/Sam, Castiel/Dean, Crowley/Bobby
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,979 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Go the Distance by theonewhoneversleeps reviews
Oneshot, Malec. Just some fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Hetalia Pairings by AmericanFangirl200 reviews
This will contain excessive amount of yaoi. As in, boy/boy. It will also contain USUK, Giripan, Spamano, GerIta, PruCan, RoChu, and a few others. This is a ONE OFF. Thanks xxxAmine4everxx
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Feel Me by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Russia was stalking China again but he was caught off gaurd by a sneaky trick. China/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/16/2011 - [China, Russia] - Complete
Soul Brothers by KatLeePT reviews
They were soul brothers, soul mates, two halves of the same whole fused joyously together for all eternity, and they completed each other, in the marvelous wonder of love, forever! Slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Movie Night by Memento Mori-Pontifex Mortis reviews
It's Wednesday Family Movie Night with Berwald, Tino and Peter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Meal Time by crOwnlEssG reviews
This story is based on xanseviera's "Supernatural meal time" artwork, so please check that out first. The brothers just wanted to eat their meal in peace, but even that is hard to achieve with chibi angels following them.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
A Free Bath by indiechiquegeek reviews
What kind of mate would Spain be if he let Romano walk around with food on his face all day? Spamano nekotalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/20/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Underwater Land by satsukiarisa reviews
Human names and A.U: Antonio was a merman. Lovino hated water. It was truly a match made in heaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,352 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Where Did The Moon Go? by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
I knew that we were in mortal danger, but oddly, I didn't care. I was happy to see his face again and I couldn't wait to break it into pieces. It's what the stupid loveable jerk deserved. Sequel to It's Bloody Early Evening, FrUK, one-sided USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 75,889 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Temporary by Tori of Lorien reviews
Oneshot. Though he does not show it often, Erestor loves those twin terrors. From shelter from a storm to one of the darkest times of the twins' lives, he is there when they need him to be. No slash! [Revised]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Elrohir, Erestor, Elladan - Complete
Breakfast In Bed by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
Elrohir gets an unexpected early morning awakening. Written for a 'Breakfast' prompt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Elrohir - Complete
Creating a Family by wishingonfrost reviews
When Alfred finds a stray cat, he decides that now would be a good time to adopt pet. USUK, Nekotalia/Catalia AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Little Ones Thoughts by Kureru Elric reviews
Seeing mpreg in a whole different way. Trust me, it's good. Rated T for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Canada - Complete
A Day in the Life of Adam Milligan by Jedipati reviews
Adam Milligan's days are never the same, not since he ended up in Hell. Today, he and Sam have to go renegotiate a deal with a woman who sold her son's soul. Another "Heaven, Hell, and a Mechanic" story.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Adam M., Sam W. - Complete
Hard Handling by JenKristo reviews
Ratchet has a hand fetish and no one has the patience to give his hands the attention he desires. Little does he know, the one who everyone thinks is a prude could be the bot to fulfill his fantasy. Ratchet/Optimus Prime Slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,617 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime - Complete
Bully by Grim Piggles reviews
While Bumblebee's off on a mission, Ratchet finds himself to be the only available ride for Rafael after school. When the medic shows up a little late, he finds that Raf wasn't the only one still there once everyone else had left. The medic had heard Vince's name mentioned in the children's conversations before...and it had never been anything good...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Ratchet, Raf E. - Complete
The Firstborn: ONESHOT by Ricky the King reviews
""Nikolas," he smiled as his son yawned and moved a little in his sleep..." A RussiaxPrussia mpreg oneshot. Part of Hetalia: The Children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Starfish and Coffee by crocious reviews
Canada is disgruntled at his boyfriend and his brother. Why aren't they best friends? They're both annoying, cheerful, funny and awesome. A two year old could do that math. Pairing is PruCan, but the story is mostly America and Prussia. Mild swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2011 - America, Prussia - Complete
Beyond Training by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Some things go deeper than training and orders, like watching your brother's back. Which is why he should never have let Dean go in alone.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,142 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Mistake by namedeleted18 reviews
"What's a nice way of saying, "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother?" Prussia, Romano, Italy, and Germany...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,471 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Loveless War by sweet-and-simple reviews
"I thought you ver an angel…" Mathew has found a stranger covered in blood in the snow. And, with the price of helping him, Mathew might just have to restart a war he hadn't even known occurred. AU fic, USUK, later mention of GiriPan, GerIta, RusCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,238 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Brothers Under The Sun by Audinale55 reviews
Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nightmare by gaytard6969 reviews
Aki- Akihiko's toddler son- decides to stall his bedtime by a few minutes and pretends to have a bad dream. Let's just say him and his dad have an interesting conversation. Don't like don't read because yes, Misaki had an Mpreg!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2011 - A. Usami - Complete
if you're coming, come prepared for a fight by CriesofCapricorn reviews
"Dean fidgets in Sam's clutch, throwing his hands up in the air and bouncing up and down on Sam's leg to the greatest extent possible. "Sam! Lemme go! Don't wanna eat! Don't wanna sit! Don't wanna look like a hobo in this owewsized Led Zeppwin T-shirt."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
You Called? by Dennisthepinkgoldfish reviews
ONE-SHOT. Russia has been summoned by England several times. But what if England wsn't the only one who ever summoned the large nation?
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Medical Favours by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: Warning! Sticky Ratchet x Wheeljack see full warnings inside . After Ratchet fixes Wheeljack again, the inventor decides to repay his lover with sexual favours. Gift fic for Femme4jack - also on
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Wheeljack, Ratchet - Complete
The ways of Men by Carcy reviews
Legolas is shocked by some of the ways of Men. No slash. Hope you guys like it :
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Speech Development by gaytard6969 reviews
Misaki and Akihiko try to teach their youngest son- Aki some new words, but get unexpected results! Slight language and mentions of Mpreg! There is now a sequel under the title of 'Speech Development: Part 2!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Misaki T., A. Usami - Complete
Why Prussia thinks training is fun by siriusxremus22 reviews
It's raining, it's muddy, and his brother is just too damn sexy. Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Warning: Mostly pure sex Yaoi Tenth reviewer gets a fanfic of any hetalia pairing they want. Reviews are appreciated.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
A Bit of Wordplay by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Young Elladan, Elrohir, and Arwen play a word game.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Elrohir, Arwen U. - Complete
A Trip Back by Flying Penguinz reviews
Albus Potter is having trouble coming to terms with the house he's been sorted into. Harry returns to Hogwarts to meet with the Headmistress and old Headmasters of Hogwarts with Albus by his side.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Severus S., Albus S. P. - Complete
Praxian Mating Rituals: Hide and Seek by Molten-Ashes reviews
"They can't have gone far...We only gave them five minutes to hide"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Precinct by shadowblade-tara reviews
An unexpected act of mercy has far more dangerous repercussions than anyone could have ever imagined. For every day that passes by, a dark secret comes closer to being exposed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Prowl, Barricade - Complete
Prowl's Voice by TheUnknownAuthoress reviews
Post '07. Prowl has arrived on Earth and taken his position as SIC. All's well, but Prowl can't help noticing some odd reactions from the humans he speaks to...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Prowl - Complete
Why Germany Drags Prussia to Important Meetings by Frauggie reviews
What happens when Ludwig finally decides to leave Gilbert home during an important meeting? He was better off not knowing; and it all started with the sexting. submitted for Meinbruder pornfest, and de-anon from kink-meme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
Playtime by Jacquzy reviews
In which Germany has a closet full of bondage gear "just in case," and Italy wears a maids' dress. De-anon from the Kink Meme. Polished somewhat, but no differences to the "plot."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,513 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A Very Dangerous Idea by To the Redwoods reviews
When nations begin disappearing under mysterious circumstances, their capital cities band together to bring them back. This however, involves the breaking of the most important rule: A nation and their capital are never supposed to meet. Ever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,228 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Calypso Coffee by Arcturus-Sinclair reviews
What happens when Reid lets Morgan pick his drink? Well, Reid is very dominant when drunk. Includes: Light bondage, Dom!Reid, alcohol use. Rated M for a reason. I own nothing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/3/2011 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Darkness Within by Tamuril2 reviews
Erestor is the Seneschal of Imladris. Glorfindel is the Captain of the Guards. Both are as different as night and day. What will it take for Erestor to accept Glorfindel as a friend? Please R&R. Not slash!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,412 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Never Say Never by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE AU Childfic Abuse is the one thing that Harry Potter is used to but abandonment is a completely different story. Left alone by his guardians and struggling to survive Harry soon finds that help may come in the most unlikely of form...R&R please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,383 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Please by CrossingTheSky reviews
CanadaxPrussia. A series of short, kinky stories focusing on this pairing. Chapter 1: Denial, Prussia tops. Chapter 2: Multiples, Matthew tops. Chapter 3: Tentacles Matt, Tentacles top. Warning: There is sex. Lots of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,257 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Deskwork by The lunatic who cares reviews
One-shot written for xRae Asakurax New Recruit AU TF fic. Jazz/Prowl PWP slash. Jazz is behind on his paperwork, but Prowl knows how to motivate his partner and a little payback never hurt.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Easter with FACE by When Midnight Strikes reviews
An Easter story with F.A.C.E. France, America, Canada, and England .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Peacock by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: After Jazz's mission, at a party, there's a certain song that Jazz dances to. It gets Prowl hot...the night ends like all P x J should. Shameless sticky Prowl and Jazz lovin'
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Sam's Hell by Ella M. Nite reviews
For a hundred-and-eighty years Sam's soul has been down in the cage with Lucifer, Michael and Adam. Thank goodness for the rules ... otherwise Sam thinks he might have been in agony the entire time.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Let Me Vanish by waterrain reviews
Prussia wants to join the other fallen Nations,but Spain won't let him. In the past Russia wouldn't let Prussia vanish despite how much the red eyed male wanted to be gone from the world. Germany in the past and present won't let his bruder vanish.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Spain, Prussia
No Place Like Home by bluelusa reviews
A trip to Gimli's home could cost more than it's worth for Legolas. After receiving a less than friendly welcome, Legolas is shown to his room - only to find that it would have been safer to stay home after all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Family by BucketBasket reviews
I suck at titles. Bacically this is just a moment between Soundwave and the casettes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Soundwave - Complete
Letter of the Law by Windswift reviews
Like any good Catholics, the Italies endeavor to twist Lent to their advantage?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Green Eyes by Muffy the Dough Slayer reviews
AU What if you were judged by the color of your eyes? Actions have consequences as Dean learns when he helps the enemy. Cast aside from his own kind, he's forced on a chaotic journey to discover who he really is. Character death. Dean/Cas slash. COMPLETE
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,919 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
In George's Eyes by Jedi Goat reviews
AU OotP. After the Quidditch injury that forever changed his life, George struggles to rebuild. Maybe laughter alone can't bring back their old life, but you can bet he and Fred will try anyway. UPDATED April 3, 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 91,289 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/21/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Turtles by bballgirl3022 reviews
Dean is angry that Sam has a bigger shell. Some time with his human makes him feel better. AU in which Sam and Dean are turtles and Gabriel and Castiel are humans no pairings
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Welcome to Facebook by TenshiXXX reviews
Antonio asks Lovino out, Francis and Arthur put an end to their sexual tension, and Alfred finally updates his relationship status when he finds out that his secret relationship wasn't exactly a secret. Contains Spamano, FrUK, RusAm, PruCan, and DAT ASS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/2/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
American Secret by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Russia didn't show up at the meeting that day. No one noticed except for an American nation. He knew where Russia was. America/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/31/2011 - [America, Russia] - Complete
Count On It by Carol reviews
Dean tries to hide the fact that he's hurt coming off a hunt when he shows up at Lisa's for Ben's birthday…takes place in season six between Two and a Half Men and Live Free or Twihard…Dean/Lisa h/c
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Dean W., Lisa B. - Complete
Strawberries by Duilin reviews
Glorfindel eating, Erestor fuming, and a poor strawberry dying!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Things with Fire by Duilin reviews
Erestor and Glorfindel have an interesting friendship...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Blizzard by AhmoseInarus reviews
A one shot to tide you over! - While out on a case, the team decides that they need a treat on the way back to the hotel. The lady taking orders at Dairy Queen drive-through finds them very entertaining. T for language... I think?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 124 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Better Served Cold by Terres De Brume reviews
Well, they do say revenge is a dish better served cold, and I couldn't find a better way to chill mine down... Legolas and the twins have a Snowball Fight.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
My Brother's Tears by yurisnow reviews
Sam and Dean are kicked out of a bar into the rain after Dean gets into a fight. Dean wasn't feeling so hot and the rain just makes it worse. And to make matters worse, they have to walk back to the motel where the Impala is. sick!Dean - Complete
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Pact by Karuka Ikashi reviews
Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,469 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/9/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Whatever It Takes by TheShatteredRose reviews
De-anon from Hetalia Kink Meme. Prompt: America/England – He'll kill anyone to protect England. "England has been captured and experimented on for his magical abilities. America won't stand for that."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cat Days by Annouramir reviews
Nekotalia: Arthur has a hard time keeping up with one too many cats.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Cat Toy by Annouramir reviews
Nekotalia: A day in the life of Cat!Romano and his annoying human... Antonio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Decode by Gosangoku reviews
World War I. Alfred eventually joins and discovers Arthur torn up in the trenches. - US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Horizon by RobinRocks reviews
Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
Through Time by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
An Alfred and Ivan in the future who are in a loving relationship are blasted to the past during the Cold War where Alfred wakes up in Ivan of the Cold Wars bed and Ivan wakes up in Alfreds of the Cold Wars bed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,069 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Boys and their Games by Whispatchet reviews
Miles and Sam are sick of being tour guides to all the new Autobots. It's too bad not all of them have a sense of fun.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sam Witwicky, Miles L. - Complete
He Deserves to Know by Amethyst DragonRider reviews
Castiel didn't see any reason why he shouldn't... Tag to 6x12, Like a Virgin.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Rolling in Love's Sweet Arms by KatLeePT reviews
Octavius comforts Jedediah during a storm, and together they find their own storm. Slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Named for Loyalty by Lost-Remembrance reviews
Three times Dastan proved his loyalty and the one time that he didn't have to. It wasn't his fault his brothers seemed to attract assassination attempts. Pre-movie.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,715 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Dastan, Tus - Complete
A Matter of a Pinion by hauntedlittledoll reviews
Written for the prompt: "During 5x08, Gabriel broke one of Castiel's wings. As the brothers help set it, Castiel remembers the last time that happened-when he was a fledgling & Gabriel was meant to be teaching to fly & wasn't really paying attention."
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Red Fell the Dew in Rammas Echor by San Antonio Rose reviews
In which the Trickster forces Dean and Sam to join the movie-verse Grey Company, Sam gets a little too into playing Halbarad, and Dean maintains that the book was better. ("Changing Channels" missing scene; MEFA 2011 nominee, Third Place Crossover in the Many Paths to Tread 2012 Tree and Flower Awards)
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Complete
A New Years To Remember by Sophia Martin reviews
So, if you see two adults, one with enormous insect-like pink wings, dangling in mid-air, making out passionately. Don't panic or throw a rock. It's just the end of one love story, and the beginning of another.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
25 days of Christmas 2 by Zarak342 reviews
G1. 25 drabbles of Christmas. Sequel to last year's story, can be read alone. On the first day of Christmas, will another mayhem begin? Or will incidents of war prevent some from feeling the joy? Slash implied but not main focus of story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,130 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Jazz, Prowl
Winter morning by Eressie reviews
Aragorn's peaceful morning is interrupted by a certain blond elf. One-shot. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Aggravation by Jedipati reviews
There are days when Sam just needs to rant about his new subjects. Their creator is pretty much a captive audience. Michael is just bored. Another "Heaven, Hell, and a Mechanic" story.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Untitled by Life's Shadows reviews
Canada shows up at Germany's house asking to see Prussia. Germany tosses his brother out of the house and Canada takes him away to teach him a lesson. Extremefail!summary. Seme!Canada, yaoi warning
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Plumbing Problems by Jedipati reviews
They may have defeated Lucifer. One of them may be Lord of Hell. One of them may be an archangel. And one of them may be a capable mechanic. That doesn't mean they're plumbers. Another installment in the "Heaven, Hell, and A Mechanic" universe.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Ben B., Dean W. - Complete
Yule Chase by Tiro reviews
Glorfindel disturbs Erestor while he's planning for Rivendell's Yule celebration and now has to pay the price. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A State of Confusion by Saya-Sama reviews
England does not cope well with surprises. Especially not when the surprise is that his precious little girl is actually a little boy. USUK, genderbending back and forth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,064 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Fishing for Mermaids by CeCe Away reviews
Don't be dead. Don't be dead. Sam floated, legs angled downward by the weight of his heavy wet boots and jeans.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,662 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Cat's Meow by Measured reviews
Nekotalia, Human AU. Francis' cat takes an interest in Matthew's cat, which leads to Francis finally noticing the cute and shy neighbor who's loved him all along. France/Canada, USUK, Francat/Canacat, Americat/Englandcat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,663 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
On Your Own by Dinosaurstrawberry reviews
Dean starts to get sick and Sam notices it. Yet Sam is tired of telling and arguing with Dean that he is sick. So he plans to not to do anything until Dean comes to him for help. Sick!Dean Caring/Angry!Sam
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
So Many Words, So Little Time by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
The Random Word Challenge: 25 Words. For the Pharaoh and the Night Guard. Yay! Cute slashieness
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ahkmenrah, Larry D. - Complete
Social Grooming by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Nekotalia!verse. Americat can't reach the spot on the back of his neck while washing so Englandcat offers his services. B-but only because he likes things nice and tidy, you understand!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chicken Soup for the Hunter's Soul by Mousme reviews
As if the Winchesters don't have enough to deal with since Sam's return, their lives are further complicated by an unexpected addition to the team.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Mafia by SabrinaScissorhands reviews
The Hetalia characters play a friendly game of Mafia. America, Canada, Prussia, Germany, Russia, Italy, Romano, France, Japan, brief England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Prussia, America - Complete
It's Bloody Early Evening! by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Francis was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him that wanted me. Third, there was a part of me that wanted him. Fourth - coming out to my father was going to be difficult. FrUK AU Twilight parody
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 87,265 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Oh Christmas Tree? by AuntMo reviews
Team Free will has a most unusual Christmas experience.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Gabriel, Dean W., OC, Sam W. - Complete
Arches by Kokolo reviews
Rome is peppered with arches. Octavius preferred the one of flesh and bone to those made of immaculate marble. Jed x Octy slash if it wasn't already clear.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
I'm Here For You by crOwnlEssG reviews
Tag to 5x18 "Point of No Return" - Gabriel devotes the week to visiting Castiel in the hospital.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,449 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Gabriel, Castiel - Complete
Big Brother by BoundLight reviews
Gabriel and Dean butt heads after Castiel is injured.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Amazing Grace by Niknakz93 reviews
Sam Winchester always believed in angels, even when his brother laughed at him- was it because he'd already met one when he was a child? Contains Wee!chesters and a load of one shots spanning the boys kid years. Reviews Loved! FINAL CHAPPIE UP!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,089 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Keeping the Deal by Jedipati reviews
Crowley keeps his deal with Bobby. Another installment in the "Heaven, Hell, and A Mechanic" universe.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
News Break by Jedipati reviews
Dean learns that Sam is the ruler of Hell. He's not sure he believes it, especially considering the messenger. But just in case... well, he's still a big brother, you know. Another installment in the "Heaven, Hell, and A Mechanic" universe.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Dean W., Meg - Complete
It's Another Ditch by purplerayz reviews
Missing Rossi/Reid scene from 6x05 "Safe Haven".
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/20/2010 - S. Reid, D. Rossi - Complete
Last Meeting by nylear13 reviews
Post BD. One last meeting between J. Jenks and the client who have tormented him for years
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Jasper, Jenks - Complete
Brothers in Crime by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
When Romano doesn't approve of Ludwig dating Feliciano, he brings out the mafia. GerIta, Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/12/2010 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
I Hate Yule by sylc reviews
Glorfindel visits Erestor, who hates Yule. The pair bicker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Lindir Bored by sylc reviews
Lindir is very very bored. In search of amusement, he goes to bother his Uncle Erestor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Lindir, Erestor - Complete
Reunions by Jedipati reviews
Sam "kidnaps" Dean for lunch, after he assures Dean that he's Sam, of course. Another installment in the "Heaven, Hell, and A Mechanic" universe, their reunion after 5.22.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Even Angels Lose their Voices Sometimes by EvanescingSky reviews
Inspired by a conversation in English, I thought: How would the famous Erik react to losing his voice? Especially if he didn't know why? Not well...not well at all. And poor Antoiette Giry is left to deal with it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Complete
Hogtied by Kokolo reviews
Jed x Octy. Jed wants to show off his rope tricks to his favorite Roman general. Octavius ends up teaching him some far better ones. M for implications and shameless tiny-man-love.
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
In Ten Words by sylc reviews
Young Lindir has not done his history homework. He asks his uncle, Glorfindel, to help him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Spellbound Moonlight by tigertaiil reviews
Alec Lightwood is dragged into a Downworlder-Nephilim party and accidentally stumbles into a world he never knew existed. Now he's on a quest to reverse the night's catastrophes... Post City of Glass. Post Deathly Hallows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,917 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Teddy L., Alec L. - Complete
Baby Spider Cheerleaders by sylc reviews
Lord Glorfindel and Prince Legolas love to hunt together. One day, they go on a spider colony rampage and come across a colony of dancing baby spiders.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
A Day Gone Wrong by Beregond5 reviews
Movieverse, AU. Elladan and Elrohir go for a hunting trip near the Trollshaws area. When Elladan gets badly injured, however, things start going from bad to worse. Old fic going through re-editing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Elrohir - Complete
In These Black Days by Carol reviews
As Sam contemplates Stanford, Dean is seriously injured during the preparation for an important hunt. Will John and Sam be able to save Dean's life? Will Sam make the right choice for his future? Pre-series, hurt!Dean, fatherly and brotherly h/c
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,604 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Castiel's little trip of magic by Biza reviews
What happened to Castiel when he was zapped by Gabriel, in "Changing Channels"?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Sideswipe's Quest for the Confiscated HighGrade by CNightJoy reviews
Prowl confiscated Sideswipe's high-grade days before a party. With no time to make any more of his secret stash, Sideswipe must find a way to get his high-grade back. Only problem is who to get to be his "side-kick."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sideswipe, Prowl - Complete
Battles and Wars by Phoenix-Fire Power reviews
A short oneshot on Ivan fighting insanity with Alfred helping each step of the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
My Prisoner by chris locke reviews
Belarus is more obsessed than ever with her older brother, and she will not tolerate anyone else getting close to him. But, then again, he and America are just friends, right? Bad summary :P Country and human names used. Russia/America ftw
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,308 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Russia, America - Complete
Let Go by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
TF:A Jazz/ Prowl, Rated M and NC-17 for mature! A pwp -porn without plot- slash drabble for a friend.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Logic by purplerayz reviews
The team gets stuck in an elevator, and Reid tries not to fall apart in front of them as a bad memory comes up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 154 - Published: 8/30/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Remember Mars? by Dire Banshee reviews
A pre-series look into the lives of the angels and an answer to the question, 'what did happen to the dinosaurs'
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Michael, Lucifer - Complete
Prussian Intuition by kuro-shinobi reviews
One should never doubt Prussian intuition. PrussiaxNorway.Fluffy One-shot. Mpreg. R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Prussia, Norway - Complete
The Question by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
What a parent never really wants to answer, and a young state's interpretation of his position. "How are states made?" USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Angels Are Watching by uozlulu reviews
Gabriel was Dean's guardian angel by order, Sam's by proxy. That was why he was in the impala that night in Muncie. SPOILERS.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Gabriel, Dean W. - Complete
The Sweets of Evening by thoughtless dreamer reviews
England wants America, and figures what better way to his heart than through his stomach? France agrees to help cook America an excellent meal. Food fights, snark, and playful banter ensue, and old feelings are awakened. FrUK. Rated for yaoi and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,086 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/12/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Ultimatums by Kuria Dalmatia reviews
Collaboration with CMAli! "I've already told him, Rossi. This is it. This is the last straw." For 6 years, Hotch and Reid have kept their relationship quiet. Reid decides it's been too long. ADULT CONTENT.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/8/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
We Just Call It A Stick! by TheGryfter reviews
Silly little script-form one-shot. I just thought... what would the dialogue be like if Dean was teaching Castiel how to drive? In the Impala? That's right! R&R Please!
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Night to Day by shadowblade-tara reviews
From orphaned sparklings to bonded officers: a series of one-shots that traces Jazz and Prowl's life from youth to the end of the war. Eventual J/P.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Damage Control by ThisIsTrueImmortality reviews
Carlisle returns from a tough shift at the hospital to an even tougher situation at home. Caught in the middle of a raging argument, how will he react when Rosalie flings careless words that cut at him more than she could ever know?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Carlisle - Complete
Two Steps Forward, All The Way Back by Thoughts Of A Shadow reviews
Pretending is fine and all, especially when you won't tell your adopted brothers that you don't trust them as far as you can throw them, right? So of course you're fine, and that red on your shirt definately isn't blood.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dastan - Complete
Grooming Lessons by Rayhne reviews
The first of my winged!Crowley'verse series. This one is posted separately because it is rated M for slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Crowley, Gabriel - Complete
Greaser Heaven by Desertfyre reviews
Spin-off of Crossfire in the sky. One by one, the remaining gang dies and joins Dallas and Johnny in the afterlife.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,307 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Caught in the Act by Blissful Melomaniac reviews
Ponyboy says Steve only works part time, so what does Sodapop do when he's at the DX all alone? Well.. this is my idea!
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Sodapop C., Steve R. - Complete
Junjou Infinity by laydee-jiraya reviews
Usami has reached his breaking point - and it's up to Misaki to save not only their relationship, but possibly the author himself. Lots of drama, and then lots of sex! Features a slightly-uke Usami/slightly-seme Misaki. One-shot.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2010 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Simon's Words by purplerayz reviews
That was all it took. That small moment of hesitation was all that was need for his reaction to be a second too slow. - Sequel to my story "Simon Says".
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Sammy, I Can't See! by sweetysmart0505 reviews
Dean has gone blind. Now he must battle for his sight and his sanity. Blind!Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,371 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Shattered Glass Perdition by Optimus Bob reviews
Prowl, Bumblebee and Sunstreaker are pulled into an alternate universe along with Starscream and his trine. They must put aside their differences if they ever wish to see their home again. Will contain violence and non con. Rating will change to reflect.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,216 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
If You Find Me by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
England is captured and tortured by an unknown agency. America's rescue team comes too late and now has to deal with an insane England as they try to figure out who set this up and how to bring England back to himself. AmericaxEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,157 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
First Impressions by Loki's Scribe reviews
It was just a matter of time until Albus Severus Potter met the portraits of the two headmasters he'd been christened for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Bedside Manner by Dance Elle Dance reviews
After getting shot, Hotch is confined to a hospital bed. Reid and Garcia try to help with the boredom. Key word: try. HotchReidGarcia friendship, hints of HotchReid if you squint, oneshot
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2010 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] P. Garcia - Complete
Questions by KittiLovesShizuo123 reviews
All children of all different ages have questions; Peter was no different. Cute FinSu here and there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Finland, Sweden
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
Forever Yours by obsessedwithstabler reviews
She had every right to be tense and ready to protect him. Until he was able to do so himself, she would guard him with her own life. Missing scene from What's My Line Part 2.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Buffy S., Angel - Complete
Brothers and a Birthday by Anjaden reviews
It's Dastan's first birthday in the family, and Tus is making Garsiv spend time with his little brother. One-shot. "There were days where Garsiv wondered why he even bothered getting out of bed."
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Garsiv, Dastan - Complete
Slides by His World reviews
Robin comes home to hear something interesting coming from Ted's room. Rated T just in case xD implied Ted/Barney
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Laryngitis by where the wind blows reviews
Edmund hates being confined to the bed and is always pretending he is not sick in order to stay of it. However he is quite unsuccessful at hiding illness from certain over protective brother… and everyone else for that matter...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
That's What Brothers Are For by hell-raiser13 reviews
Short story, Dastan is scared of sandstorms and Garsiv comforts him.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Garsiv, Dastan - Complete
No room for God by sephirothflame reviews
Dean keeps moaning "God"; Gabriel does not approve. PWP. Gabriel/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Kitten Days by pan-pandeus reviews
Sam is cursed to spend six months as a kitten. Dean and Bobby deal. Gen
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Who's Your Favorite, America? by Burning Ice Phoenix reviews
Bored at a meeting, Prussia asks America's states: Out of all of their different Dad's, which has America loved the most? Warning: Lots of OC states?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/9/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
His Rose by As-Long-As-I'm-Around reviews
He saved her, always. This time she would save him. Cal slaps her-Jack sees. Different version of how he ended up chained to a pole.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Wrong by Nialon reviews
Angels are not supposed to drop out of the sky into motel rooms, broken and beaten. They're not supposed to bleed like that. It was all wrong.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,384 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Pitted Against You by AngharadTheRowan reviews
What do you when your dad's stuck you and your brother in time out, and there's nothing to do? Lucifer and Michael. Humor/crackfic oneshot. "Swan Song" spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Lucifer, Michael - Complete
Simon Says by purplerayz reviews
You have a decision to make. Every hour that is. Either I kill someone, or I hurt him in whichever way I choose. - An unsub forces the team to make a hard decision.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,016 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Times of trust by Galadrielle18 reviews
Takes place after the end of the movie. Dastan is plagued with nightmares about the other timeline. Will his family be able to help him? Warning: SPOILERS for the movie
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Dastan - Complete
Remains by JennMel reviews
Death lingers, although now it has never happened. Adrenaline, paranoia and fear will only keep you standing for so long before your brothers start to notice, and the reality only you remember smothers you to the point of breaking.
Prince of Persia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Dastan - Complete
A Lesson in Spelling by the-vampire-act reviews
OneShot. Jack has questions after watching a movie with his dad. Reid has answers. Pleaz R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Hurricane Sam by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Don't make Sam angry; you wouldn't like him when he's angry. And taking his brother? That makes Sam REALLY angry.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Chasse aux Sorcières: Witch Hunt by Chloe Winchester reviews
Witch hunts still exist, and Magnus finds out the hard way. Hurt!Magnus and of course, Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,395 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Wish Wisely by KoryMisun reviews
Aladdin finds out that some mysterious villain has kidnapped Mozenrath! Enemies or not, the hero knows he has to save Moze from none other than... JAFAR? Yaoi Oneshot with lots of Drama. Please Read and Review.
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,487 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Aladdin, Mozenrath - Complete
In Celebration of Mothers by Nakimochiku reviews
In which the family celebrates mothers' day. Without any actual mothers. FrUK family, oneshot, enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/13/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Revenge by 3rdgal reviews
Written for sick!Wilson fest round 5. Gen prompt 12. Lucas or anyone wants revenge on both House and Cuddy, so he targets their mutual friend: Wilson.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2010 - J. Wilson, G. House
Driven Insane redone by RichAtSin reviews
Dean teaches Cas how to drive. Chaos ensues. This is an updated version of the story, with a little bonus at the end...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Aaron! by Mrs. Hotchner-Wolfe reviews
It's Hotch's birthday and after the year he's had, the team think he needs some cheering up :D... Enjoy ;
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
The Flight Defense by Anticipating Boxes reviews
Fourteen miles down the road he appeared out of thin air on the back seat, coughing blood. It was a wonder he had any blood left to cough up. It stained his shirts – front and back, oozing from the gaping wound in his chest. Slight AU, spoilers for 5.19
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,097 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Gabriel - Complete
Daddy, call a doctor! by Pontifex Maximus reviews
POST ROTF: Annabelle Lennox finds out that her goldfish is sick. Ratchet comes to the rescue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Annabelle L., Ratchet - Complete
Beyond the Mounain Pass by Zalia Chimera reviews
February 13th, 1960. France tests its first nuclear weapon. February 14th, 1960, England visits Paris to help pick up the pieces.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Last Resort, Final Hope by menolly-au reviews
Wilson needs a liver transplant and House is running out of options...
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The Video was just for Show by DaisyisHedwig reviews
Challenge WOW Soak. Dean just wants to relax...but SOMEONE won't let him. T for a bathing Dean. Spoilers for 5x19 hammer of the gods
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Driving Lessons by Sassenach082 reviews
Teaching an angel anything isn't as easy as you would think. Dean finds this out the hard way, and gets a pounding headache and racing heart for his trouble. One-shot. Dean & Castiel humor. No slash.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ten Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
CarlisleIsAlwaysSoCalmAndCollectedNothingEverSeemsToAnnoyHimButEmmettKnowsDifferently:LetMeBePerfectly Clear:IDoNotOwnTheRightsToThisListSomeoneToldMeThatNikatil@DeviantArtWroteTheActualList,IWroteTheStoriesThat YouWillFindInThisFanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Before It's Too Late by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. As an intel-carrier, Jazz is often infected with viruses and therefore considers himself unlikely material for a bonding. Prowl is stubborn, though, and tries to persuade the mech he loves otherwise. Request fic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,765 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Leveled by Carol reviews
The demon ray gun may not work on Sam, but it definitely works on Dean. It’s up to Sam, Bobby and Castiel to try and put him back together again before it’s too late.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
My OTP by Capitaine Pickle reviews
America's OTP is UsCa... How does Canada react when he finds out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,009 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/10/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Blood of a Demon by madamwolf reviews
Shameless Castiel whump, cause I can. Cas gets hurt and needs the help of Dean, Sam and... someone else?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Insecure by Xapphire reviews
Shinobu is hiding something and Miyagi is planing on finding out what it is. MiyagixShinobu
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
The Name by BabyStretch reviews
So why is You-Know-Who called He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Reid's Got a Girlfriend by Esareh reviews
Reid's got a girlfriend. Morgan wants details. Short little ficlet. Precursor to a possible future one-shot. Reid/OC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/4/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Just Think of Me by uozlulu reviews
For a long time Sam encountered a pure white rabbit on Easter Monday. This Easter Monday goes a little differently than those from his childhood.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Sock Issues by luvscharlie reviews
Castiel is still adjusting to figuring out humans. He watches with amazement at the Winchester brothers' interactions
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Fang's Retaliation: Backfire! by flYegurl reviews
Fang tries to get back at Iggy for an unknown reason... only it completely backfires! Sexual references, mild adult theme... may later change rating to 'M' if I get any complaints. Flames welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Felis catus by oddstick reviews
Transformation spells can be annoying, but cute. Prompt - Dean/Castiel; cat and mouse
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
If you give a genius a novel by Aubina-Snapple reviews
Reid's opinion on Twilight
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2010 - S. Reid, Jennifer J./JJ
Shade by idioticonion reviews
Robin talks Barney into being her Bend Over Boyfriend. Very adult - explicit M/F. Set season 5.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Comfort by BoundLight reviews
Drabble. Extended ending to "My Bloody Valentine." What I think should have happened.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Sam W., Castiel - Complete
Before the Storm by Jedi Sapphire reviews
One day in Rivendell, before the Nine Walkers begin their quest, Aragorn attempts to lighten the mood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrohir, Glorfindel - Complete
Sick by bleachgirl4 reviews
Fang gets sick. What will Max do? Pointless FAX fluff.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Disgusting elves! by Sigrid Sigbjornsdotter reviews
Gimli sees something that he will never forget and it turns out to be elven custom... or that s what Legolas said.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
To Wish Impossible Things by midnitefaerie reviews
Twilight/Supernatural crossover. What happens when the Winchester boys follow a lead to Forks, WA? Will reports of giant wolves and missing back packers lead them into danger, or something else? Rated T for now, might change later.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,529 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Sam W., Leah - Complete
Time Flies by spencefan109 reviews
Never ask a genius a question with a simple, simple answer. It's cruel. Just another drabble, R&R please!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Crayons by Akatsuki Child reviews
Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Games in the Playground by P.A.W.07 reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker like their pranks … but perhaps they weren't always pulling them for the reason everyone thinks. Ratchet/Twins. A gift for Neurquadic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - [Ratchet, Sunstreaker] Sideswipe - Complete
The Buddy System by Funky In Fishnet reviews
Gabriel keeps turning up and keeps helping Sam. Sam could use the company, awake and asleep.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Something Mighty Queer by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
In Rivendell, Sam sees something mighty queer, in more than one way… Elladan/Elrohir/Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
Prime's Diversion by Emory Lee reviews
Starscream's new invention isn't the weapon Megatron thought it would be. Optimus is a noble self-sacrificing glitch and Megatron doesn't know what hit him. Megatron/Optimus sticky!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,348 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Megatron, Optimus Prime - Complete
Like Clockwork Springs by Mooncatcher reviews
It’s nice to know that even at Hogwarts, America and England are, well, America and England. USUK. Harry Potter/Axis Powers Hetalia AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Uke in denial by Thisissecret reviews
France thinks the world is lacking love and persuades everyone to take the legendary Seme/uke test in an attempt to help the nations find that special someone. This proves especially helpful when a certain uke doesn't want to submit to his fate. US x UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,013 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Punishment by cmo-hatchet reviews
An unrepentant Jazz realizes he has pushed Prowl too far and decides to make it up to him. By donning a maid's outfit. Prompt from TFKinkMeme.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
History Class by An Emotional Vampire reviews
Jasper's history class is learning about the Civil War. Jasper is very knowledgable in the subject, but has he met his match? Read to find out! Short Story *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Isn't It Ironic? by menolly-au reviews
Wilson develops kidney problems and has to be put on dialysis. House attempts to entertain/comfort him in a very House-like way. Contains spoilers for Season 6 up to 6.10 Wilson. Written for sick wilson fest on live journal. House/Wilson friendship only
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2010 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Word of Mouth by Optimus Bob reviews
Jazz discovers an old article about a mech who can only ever overload when a certain word has been said during interfacing. He sets out to find this elusive mech and to see if it's true. CRACK Fic, characters maybe OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,904 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 144 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
Another Day in the BAU by spencefan109 reviews
Just another typical morning in the BAU....
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss - Complete
Alyssa Lies by MoneButterfly reviews
The Hotchner family' -- Early Sepember 2015; Hotch and Emily gets concern when their daughter Sophie tells them why her friend Alyssa lies.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss - Complete
Days in the Sun by Rin Fang reviews
When a godchild turns eighteen, he is forced to give up his fairies. So comes the afternoon of Timmy's birthday, and the trio say their tearful goodbyes. Or... is this goodbye going to be tearful, and what's Wanda doing with that syringe in her hand...?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Pillow by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Reid needs a pillow. : Pleaz R&R!"
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Misguided ghosts by cactus452 reviews
When Maria finds Jasper and the Cullen's. How will Jasper cope when his past and present collide? Jasper's pov
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,599 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Twiglet and the Billy Goat by Evendim reviews
Little Legolas wants a pet, but his father, King Thranduil, is too absorbed with ruling the Greenwood to find him one. Trust to the little sprite to find one for himself!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Client One by Le26199 reviews
J. Jenks and his final confrontation with Jasper and Bella. Just a little conclusion to Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Jenks, Jasper - Complete
Return of the Principal by bemj11 reviews
Sequel to The Principal's Office. The principal decides to pay the Cullen family a visit at home. One-shot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Esme, Jasper - Complete
Christmas Eve Bruises by irishgirl9 reviews
When Dean arrives back at the motel bruised and bloodied, Sam's not too happy. hurt!Dean, angry!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sam W., Dean W.
Violence Against Flamboyant Animals by Tribble Master reviews
Dean and Sam's prank war inadvertantly includes one unwilling participant. What happens when an angel becomes the victim of one foul prank? Or, to be more accurate, what won't happen?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
25 days of Christmas by Zarak342 reviews
G1. 25 drabbles of Christmas. When Jazz, absolutely thrilled, fails to get Prowl into the spirit of Christmas, he initiates a plan; Mission December Spirit, and he’s dragging the whole Ark into it. Slash *might* be implied later on. Merry Christmas!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,126 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Sickness by rogueandkurt reviews
Reid's not feeling well. Oneshot. JJ perspective, Reid centric. Minor hurt/comfort friendship fluff. Post 'Fisher King pt 2'.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
Lullaby for a Stormy Night by USxArthurxKirklandxUK reviews
Songfic, one-shot/ficlet; England comforts a crying colonial America on a stormy night with a lullaby. song: "Lullaby for a Stormy Night" by Vienna Teng ... Pure cuteness
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Don't Let Go by Principessa Di Morte reviews
House, Chase, and Wilson have been taken from the very place they thought safe and dragged through their darkest fears. Now, returned home, beaten and teetering on the edge, they have to gather themselves and try to return to life. But is that possible?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,090 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
here there dwells a shell of a form by Mira-Jade reviews
His human body was so small, so fragile. Under her hands his skin was like paper, his bones like glass . . .
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Neytiri, Jake S. - Complete
If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words by Evendim reviews
It had seemed an excellent idea to Twiglet, alias little Legolas, to make a picture for his Adar, to celebrate 'Rhiw', 'Winter', but as always, things surrounding Twiglet seldom go to plan!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Garland by rogueandkurt reviews
Five holiday tales. Oneshot. Team and Reid centric. Mild spoilers through season four.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/22/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
Ignition by Cocoa987 reviews
In which Iggy decides that he needs to learn to drive. Pyrotechnics, injuries, and activities of questionable legality ensue. Oneshot, minor Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
By the Skin of His Teeth by Muse10 reviews
For the sake of Pippin's life, Legolas loses a little piece of himself. Literally.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
In Sickness and in Health by Jaye Black reviews
Jace, as it turned out, was the single most whiny sick person that Clary had ever come in contact with.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Twiglet's Tribulation by Evendim reviews
Little Legolas' innocent excursion to gather berries with his naneth goes hideously wrong.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Accident by Orchidmunkii reviews
What happens when Jedediah's gun finally works? Fluff/Slash. T for saftey
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Shock by ttrainsandsewingmachiness reviews
Garrett dives to save Kate from the inevitable death. Shock is a sometimes painful thing. Set in Breaking Dawn when Kate tries to get to the Volturi after Irina dies.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
Appearances by Ebony reviews
About a month after moving back to Forks in 2003, Carlisle and Esme keep up appearances with one of the most basic human activities, and are reminded of one of the most basic human emotions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Jasper's Ultimate Oopsie by tarynmunchkin reviews
Jasper isn't paying attention when he uses his "power" and controlls Bella's emotion. That's all I'll say. A one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
She Was In No Danger by bemj11 reviews
Set during Eclipse. What was going through Carlisle's mind as he watched Jasper teaching his family to fight? How did he react to Jasper teaching Esme? One-shot. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Publicity by Gryvon reviews
AU. Usami talks Isaka into coming with him to a sex club, where they meet Asahina and Misaki for the first time.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [A. Usami, Misaki T.] [R. Isaka, K. Asahina] - Complete
After Hours by Gryvon reviews
Isaka's working late.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2009 - [K. Asahina, R. Isaka] - Complete
The Reid Effect by Dr. Austin A. Winchester reviews
If you absolutely love Reid like I do, then I suggest reading this. While finishing up a case, a dog barks at Reid, which gets the rest of the team telling stories as examples of "the Reid effect". Nothing but humor.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/21/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
A Truck Mystery by Emory Lee reviews
Sarah Lennox thinks there’s something strange about Will’s black truck. Ironhide isn’t too good at staying hidden. Ratchet’s no help either. Ironhide/Ratchet
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,413 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Lunch by lazaefair reviews
Larry takes a lunch break. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST - squint and you might be able to see it. Some profanity.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
Fear by Ayame Seguchi reviews
A fierce thunder storm is raging and Shinobu is trembling. He's stumbled into Miyagi's apartment looking for some comfort. Will Miyagi take this chance with Shinobu?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Y. Miyagi, Shinobu T. - Complete
Flirtation by lazaefair reviews
Four loosely linked ficlets in rough chronological order. Larry/Ahkmenrah UST. The boys snatching moments for themselves amid the chaos of the museum.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Larry D., Ahkmenrah - Complete
What The Fries? by StarlingStorm reviews
America was having a great day....that is until Belarus chases Russia into his office. She looks like she's about to murder someone.... Correction- rape.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Saucier Than Pasta by S'moreo reviews
“You’re at our mercy now, Potato Bastard.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Sick by Pixbby5 reviews
Percy is home alone for the weekend. And to make matters worse, he's sick! And of course, he calls the only person he knows will come and help. Humor ensues. First fanfic ever :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Reluctantly Willing by Lucifer Rosemaunt reviews
ErikRaoul slash. Post-POTO film . A bit of R/C yeah . General discontent runs through the characters as they are forced to adjust their views of happily ever after.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 110,335 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Erik, Raoul - Complete
Last Favor by SilverRayan reviews
“Please, don't hurt them, I beg you,” the battered seeker whispered. “Do it as a first – and last – favor for your bondmate.” - Shattered Glass AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
Do No Harm by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet's aim isn't only good with a wrench, and some poor 'Con finds that out the hard way. Ratchet/Twins, mentions Wheeljack/Bluestreak, G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Telling the gang by Eraman reviews
Okay, if you've read my story "For once I'm glad I'm wrong" you know how Soda found out about Steve being abused. This is how the rest of the gang finds out. Don't own the outsiders, rated for safety.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Steve R. - Complete
Hells Angel on a Tricycle by infie reviews
Castiel runs out of minutes and is reduced to texting. Minor warning: Language
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Castiel, Sam W. - Complete
Video Testimonial by Gemini Star01 reviews
So, why're we doing this again?" "I thought it might be nice for America to here what he means to his children." "But Al ain't even my dad..." Kink Meme fill, Texas OC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2009 - America - Complete
Possiblities by Kd Zeal reviews
Trapped in a cave by the Twins, finally released by Ratchet, Starscream has long way to go to recover. Finished
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,975 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Ratchet, Starscream - Complete
Cry Little Sister by Wolfa Moon reviews
Lilith has a victim to torture for information. But will he recover?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Wild by Skye by MissAnnThropic reviews
Back on the road with his brother after the Stanford fire, Sam notices that there’s something different about Dean, and he’s determined to figure out what it is.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,426 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Wizard of Tulsa by WinchesterLover reviews
When Ponyboy falls and hits his head during a track meet, he is placed in a dream where him and the rest of the gang are the characters for the Wizard of Oz -Oneshot-
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Ponyboy C., Sodapop C. - Complete
Ugly by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
This whole fight was stupid. Potter won Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award and I got nothing except shame. And a scolding from Hermione… U in ABCDMHG series. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In the Words of Yoda by Dark Satirist reviews
Tag to Sympathy for the Devil. There is no sympathy for Sam. At least, not until he breaks his leg again, courtesy of Zachariah. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Doctor is Out by Kimmeth reviews
Dr Cullen has gone off sick. Hang on, Dr Cullen never goes off sick. The nurses at Forks General determine to investigate this highly irregular occurrence... One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Overprotective by Queen Of Dead Hearts reviews
"Overprotective fool" she called him. But Alice was protective of her Jazzy too. A little argument Jasper and Alice have after the fight in Eclipse. Jasper's a southern gentlemen, but Alice accuses him of being sexsist. Luckily he's so cute. Pure Fluff
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Double, Double by masterctarl reviews
TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Jetfire, Jetstorm - Complete
Friends, Family, and Fear by Thn0715 reviews
In the aftermath of a firefight, the team realizes one of their own is missing. Who is it? Only one way to find out! I do not own Criminal Minds or its characters.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/27/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, D. Rossi - Complete
The Art of the Toss by White Wolf1 reviews
Legolas and Gimli were each suffering from an unpleasant experience. What's the best way for them to forget those unpleasantries? They engage in a little competition.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Fun Zone by Duckula Sunk My ROFLship reviews
Spain discovers what happens when he tightens his grip on Romano's hair curl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Bar Scene by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT. Reid comes up with a very.........unique distraction. Warning: not for young, sensitive, or innocent readers. Please R&R!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/23/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Innocent Questions by Rowena of Naxen reviews
One-shot for St. Fang of Boredom's petition/the Day of Anti-Hardwicke. Angel overhear's some of Max's and Fang's thoughts and goes to ask Iggy what they mean...mostly Eggy with a dash of Fax. My first Maximum Ride fic, so please review! I own nothing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Angel - Complete
Hold by O-fallen-phoenix reviews
What happened when Ian woke up to find Wanderer misssing from his arms? Wanda's extraction from Melanie's body.
Host - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Wanderer/Wanda, Ian O. - Complete
Pathic Tendencies by Dapper reviews
Orophin’s heart is broken when his brother claims the elf he loves. SLASH, fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Elrohir - Complete
How The Boss Stole Christmas And Reid by the-vampire-act reviews
ONESHOT Hotch and Reid celebrate Christmas together.Note: NO SLASH! Please R&R!"
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Goddess In Law by icy roses reviews
Newly inducted into parenthood, Percy and Annabeth receive an unexpected visitor in the middle of the night. Future Fic, Percy/Annabeth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Staying Alive: A HowTo by The Starhorse reviews
Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,699 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Airport '07 by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Dean doesn't even have to get on a plane to have a really bad time at the airport.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Complete
Carlisle Finally snaps! by lollifox reviews
Carlisle is tired of his aggravating family. He finally snaps! WARNING: YOU MIGHT DIE OF LAUGHTER!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
White Lies by cause.A.scene reviews
When Reid is taken hostage in a bank by a group the team has been profiling, he must work to keep the hostages safe by making sacrifices of his own and creating a bond with his captor. Team and Reid fic. No pairing, no other warnings. Just some whump
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Home Sweet Home by bluelusa reviews
Legolas and Gimli visit each others homes...Bound to go wrong,but who knew it could go THIS wrong? Can their relationship ever be the same again? Will Legolas blame himself forever? And when will the horrible ache in Gimli's neck go away?...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,686 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Playtime by shadowblade-tara reviews
Jazz is tired after a long patrol. Prowl knows exactly how to cheer him up. Prowl/Jazz friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Co Ed Shopping by bluewingedkitty reviews
“What? There’s nothing left. I want to go,” Iggy whined."What else could there be?" “Feminine hygiene,” Max informed him. Iggy stopped dead. Shopping with Max can be traumatizing. Poor Iggy never saw it coming. Participant in Day of Anti-Hardwicke.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Iggy, Max - Complete
What's A Period by OMG My Library's On Fire reviews
Mike and Tyler in a Math's class
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Mike, Tyler - Complete
Alphabet Soup by ShadowPalace reviews
26 moments, one for every letter of the alphabet, that Percy and Annabeth share - in alphabetical order. Percabeth!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Hello,Goodbye by DRAMIONEFANLIKEFOREVER reviews
Alice dies and Jasper can't accept it...Songfic...Song-Hello by Evanescence
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Brotherly scaring by Deinde reviews
America walks into his room to find Canada banging Russia on his bed. Canada/Russia duh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2009 - America - Complete
Children of Man by Tajjas reviews
Castiel was an angel. He was…unaccustomed…to dealing with mortal limitations. Unfortunately, the demons who bound him for sacrifice didn't particularly care. And the Winchester boys weren't helping a great deal either. Set between episodes 4.08 and 4.09.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,214 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Castiel - Complete
Explosions by Ruinedbloodshed reviews
G1; Jazz has a little secret about his work that Prowl happily exploits
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Letters From The Kids by melodylaner reviews
When Harry and Ginny's children go to Hogwarts they send the most interesting letters home!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/10/2009 - James S. P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Just One of Those Days by bemj11 reviews
Carlisle comes home to find members of the family embroiled in a deep misunderstanding and eager to keep him out of it. As it turns out, it's just one of those days. Another less serious story. One-Shot. Carlisle POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
My Impressionable Doctor by Optimegwing reviews
Ratchet ends up watching Scrubs after an enforced break from Wheeljack; the twins end up paying the price for it. Yes I know I suck at selling this...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Ratchet - Complete
Of Kids, Dogs, Mummies, and Daddies by Hime D reviews
Tino is trying to clear up a certain misunderstanding. "Peter seems to be pretty convinced that I am your wife. Maybe you should explain the joke to him?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Meet Your Brothers… Ahem… and sisters by LunaticFridgeDiva reviews
It was time for Him to introduce the little cherub to His sons and daughters, and God knew it was going to be a task considering how many angels He had created in the short span of 2 billion years.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Castiel, Michael - Complete
Slow Poison by K Hanna Korossy reviews
Mystery Spot missing day: The taco wasn't funny at all.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Complete
Comfort to the Enemy by REB Jenn reviews
Lucifer's rising in front of Sam & Dean ; an archangel's descending on Castiel. Picks up where the 4.22 finale left off.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,279 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Feverish Frenzy by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
Draco gasped. She wasn't reading. There could only be a few reasons that she could be not reading. Either a werewolf bit her, she was dead, or the worst of all, Barney had abducted her and splurged the life from her with his killer songs. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Skirts by Orchidmunkii reviews
Just a short fic. My first ever fic. Octavius find Jedediah in a weird situation. fluffy slash
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
North of Normal by Enkidu07 reviews
Dean is injured by a poisoned arrow on a hunt. Sam's got it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Dean W., Sam W.
Not a good idea by Orchidmunkii reviews
Here's a quick one shot. Jedediah realizes maybe it wasn't such a good idea to get Octavius drunk. Doesn't mean he won't enjoy it though Fluff/Slash. M for safety
Night at the Museum - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Discussing Harry by TheDoctor'sWriter reviews
Dialogue fic. Pregnant Lily and James talking about their child and what it might look like. First Fic Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
An Interrupted Evening by ShadowPalace reviews
Annabeth's boring evening gets exciting when Percy shows up saying that he needs her help studying for a test. No matter whether they are studying or not, they still seem to get interrupted. Percabeth, Post TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Egg Slag, Suds, and Sparkmates by optimus prime 007 reviews
After a wreck, Optimus desperately needs a cleaning so Elita helps him.Also, since said SIC was involved, Prowl also needs a cleaning.So of course Jazz is more than eager to help.Mature rating for hot, steamy shower scenes. Optimus x Elita. Prowl x Jazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,673 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Optimus Prime, Prowl - Complete
Time To Tell by ShadowPalace reviews
How do Percy and Annabeth know it's time to tell their daughter about the existence of the gods and half-bloods? When she starts to use the word 'hell'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Playful by Terez reviews
Alice is in a playful mood and won’t let Jasper see her drawing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
No More Fear by DazzlingTopaz1901 reviews
Bella wakes up from a nightmare and Edward not there. Jasper is the only one there for her to talk to. They end up talking about the night of her 18th birthday. Just some Jasper and Bella bonding. One Shot. Please give it a chance; it is my first Fan Fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Jace antler's adventure! by ironfaery reviews
CoB "One minute you're munching a faerie plum, the next minute you're running naked down Madison Avenue with antlers on your head. Not," Jace added hastily, "that this has ever happened to me." Do you want to know what happened that night?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Jace W., Alec L. - Complete
To End Your Suffering by MissAnnThropic reviews
The forest was bombarded with a blinding light. When it faded, Dean stared down at the body before him. It was Sam, Dean knew, but only because Dean remembered what Sam had looked like at four years old.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,515 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Ghostly Guardian by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Who says that angels need to be in the form of a human to help humans? Dean finds out when lost and injured in a forest, angels can also have hoofs and manes.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Say It If It's Worth Saving Me by The lunatic who cares reviews
Come, please, I'm callin', And all I need is you. Hurry I'm falling.' Set G1. One of Jazz's missions goes awry and he learns what it means to be at Megatron's mercy. Will the Prowl & the Autobots save him in time? Continuation of Ain't That A Kick...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,299 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Draco's Cake Attempt by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
I told Neville I'd bake the cake for Luna's surprise party, but I have a meeting. He'd probably burn the house down if he tried to bake a cake." "So you want me to make it? Who is to say that I won't burn the house down either? I'll fail! Epically!" DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Flirtation Interpretation by ShadowPalace reviews
Ever wondered how Percy might have learned how to flirt in between BoTL and TLO? Well, this is the story of when Paul taught Percy a thing or two about how to flirt with girls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
Breathe by JaredSadalecki reviews
An AU oneshot of the night that Voldemort raided the Potter household
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Names by StrawberryGreen reviews
James, Albus, and Lily discuss their names. A short one-shot, written very early in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
With Or Without Wings by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
It was almost absurd to think of angels without wings. Which is why it always seemed all the more extraordinary each time they saw Castiel's wings.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
That's What Brothers Do, You Know by bemj11 reviews
Jasper reacts badly to something the family does, and Emmett tries to make sure he's okay. Just a brotherly moment between the two. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Friends of the Night by Tiro reviews
Glorfindel finds Erestor asleep by his desk late at night. He decides to become a nightly friend, and before they know it, something is changing between them. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Waiter! Another Napkin Please! by Xanthophobiac reviews
Maybe having dinner with his boss, his ex-wife and his lover wasn't such a good idea afterall. Terrorist One-Shot
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Shinobu T., Y. Miyagi - Complete
The Prayers of St Francis by mmouse15 reviews
Jazz has been badly injured. Spike wants to know why Prowl's hovering. This is a series of stories about Prowl and Jazz's relationship, told to Spike by various mechs.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Questions by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/Draco held his homework out in front of her, pointing to a number. “What’s the answer?” Hermione sent him a look that clearly said 'You should know.' Unfortunately, he didn't./ Q drabble in the ABCDMHG drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Problems by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/“What the hell does this mean?” Draco screeched at the top of his lungs, ripping the piece of paper in his hands into itty bitty tiny pieces. “It means that you have an OCD with yourself. It’s pretty simple,” Hermione replied./ P in the ABCDMHG drabbles
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Non Refundable by Pippin's Socks reviews
There is a perfectly logical explanation as to why Jace Wayland is baking cookies at 2 o'clock in the morning, just give the boy a few minutes to come up with something. – JaceClary. For Fiercy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Kindle My Heart by sprinkledwithpearls reviews
."I sat here, tucked away in my little asylum, tucked away from the world. It didn't matter if I was alive or dead. Nothing mattered now." Before she was Alice Cullen, she was Mary Alice Brandon. The tragic past of our favorite vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 45,137 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Alice - Complete
A Bow in Her Hair by Foundation of Dreams reviews
All Human. Alice/ Jasper. Based on the song, "Travelling Soldier" by the Dixie Chicks. It's my first Alice/Jasper fic! Please, read and review! T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,787 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
OH THE HORROR by ThisIsOldButIWannaKeepIt reviews
/He was a prefect and should therefore have been patrolling the corridors instead of sitting down and cracking open a cheesy, cliché, horrible, vomit inducing, nonsense filled book that he couldn’t help but laugh at...hysterically./ DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Undying by Insaniiity reviews
Revisiting Forks, Washington with a twist - the roles are reversed. Bella Cullen is the mysterious beauty; Edward Masen is the dazzling newcomer. Edward's perspective. Rated T for violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,528 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Painted Turtle of Healing by Daylight reviews
Castiel tries to deliver a message at three in the morning and there is much confusion.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Advantages of Having An Immortal Parent by ShadowPalace reviews
Despite all the running, neglect, and personal anxiety most demigods feel from their respective immortal parent, there are some advantages of having a Greek God or Goddess as your parent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
The Principal's Office by bemj11 reviews
What had I done to deserve this? What could I have possibly done that was so horrible, so wicked, so vile, that as punishment I currently had all eight of the Cullens sitting in my office? The Cullens get sent to the principal's office. plete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
No More Balconies by alanwolfmoon reviews
Wilson has a migraine and can't see. Maybe now's not the best time to be on the balcony.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2009 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Just a Plaything by Smudge93 reviews
Alastair wants to play a game with the boys with Dean as the prize. Can the boys win or will Alastair break them completely?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,806 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/11/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Art of Subtlety by SeekerFreefall reviews
G1, Twins/Ratchet, my own version of how they hook up. There are many ways to entice a would-be lover to your bed - here are a few that do not work, and one that does.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sunstreaker, Ratchet - Complete
Flight to Hell by ChristyK reviews
Even though Dean has a fear of flying Sam talks him into flying to their next hunt....with bad results
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,993 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Complete
My BlackWhite Knight by DreadPirate-Westley reviews
Penny is taken away from Seaweed and her friends for her public display of affection. Will Seaweed be able to rescue the fair maiden again? And will he be able to untie the knots once he’s found her? P/S some T/L Starts right after the movie finishes
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Uncomfortable by psychokid reviews
Something is making Reid uncomfortable, and Morgan wants to know what.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/2/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
I Wouldn't Mind A Personal Hell Like You by Mackenzie Leigh Hauntelle reviews
Is it possible to get more injuries in the hospital than in a battle field? A Nurse Mary Alice Brandon, with a rare case of adrenaline rush disorder, gets assigned to the poor wounded Lieutenant Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
What's For Dinner? by Nieriel Raina reviews
He always knew wood-elves were strange. Will their outlandish customs prove too much for a stout dwarf like Gimli? 2ND PLACE March 2009 Teitho Contest; 2ND PLACE 2009 MEFA Genres: Character Study: Friendship. Undying Friendship Series. Year 3019 Third Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
You Left So What Now by xXchampXx reviews
Edward leaves again. Bella one night goes to the Cullen's only to find Victoria. 50 years she is the leader of her own coven. What happens when the Maxwells and the Cullens meet? R&R. Normal parings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Complete
Like Two Pieces of a Puzzle by XXSkittlesXX reviews
A look at Jasper and Alice through the eyes of Jenks, the crooked lawyer from Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
You've Kept Me Waiting by Shadows.Dance reviews
Such a pure and different love they shared, two halves of the same whole, not complete unless they were with each other...Alice and Jasper's first two years together, starting from the day they meet to when the met the Cullens for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Because You Loved Me by Kemma Lee reviews
The good, the bad. The ups, the downs. The support, and the doubts... most of all: the love. Alice and Jasper from their first few days as strangers to their wedding night. Companion to About A Soldier and Pixie Dust & Premonitions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,449 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fools by rogueandkurt reviews
Welcome to the BAU prank wars. Oneshot. April Fools teamfic. Emily, Morgan, JJ gen. Semi Reid centric. Post- Cold Comfort.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/1/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ - Complete
Thunderstorms by Sadie193 reviews
The Flock are stuck in an abandoned house during a thunderstorm and Max has to get over her fears. Random Fax oneshot. Read and review please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2009
Measuring Up by bemj11 reviews
When Carlisle meets Peter, and old friend of Jasper's, can he measure up to Peter's expectations of what a coven leader should be? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Carlisle, Peter - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 7,269 - Follows: 1,585 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Fair Fight by Justine Lark reviews
Emmett challenges Edward to a fight, but with Bella in the mix, perhaps they aren't so evenly matched anymore. Who wins, who loses and how does Rosalie react? Post-BD family fun with the Cullens!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Puppy by alanwolfmoon reviews
Chase chews though a sharpie and goes to the clinic.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2009 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
The Argument by shadowqueen1 reviews
Alice and Jasper have an argument over the credit card.....
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Eyes on Fire by fairywings81 reviews
After moving Emma to West Yorkshire, Alice and Jasper find themselves in trouble when old friends of Jasper's turns up in the neighborhood with their own child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,315 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
If I'm Not Dying, I'm Getting Laughed At by alex's wonderland reviews
3-Shot. Post-Book, Johnny and Dallas are alive. Basically, Ponyboy has an appendicitis attack, and Darry rushes him to the hospital. Really random and pointless, but thats okay. Please read and review. Its better than this review makes it sound.
Outsiders - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Ponyboy C., Darry C. - Complete
Desert Desert by Amiable Loner reviews
Morgan finds one of the few ways to completely irritate Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/8/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Watching You From Up Above by SarahLou reviews
One-shot of Rose's important life events from Jack's POV in Heaven. P.S. I DO NOT OWN TITANIC OR IT'S CHARACTERS!
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Shocks In Erebor: Greenwood Prince 3 by NiRi's Narrations reviews
What will happen when Legolas keeps his promise to Gimli to visit the Lonely Mountain? He'll be shocked, of course! The sequel to Surprises in the Greenwood. Complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,313 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Legolas, Gimli, Dwarf, OC - Complete
Deal by idioticonion reviews
Marshall catches Ted in bed, doing someone he shouldn't be doing. This is M/M Slash Fiction, so be warned!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Marshall E., Ted M. - Complete
Disrupting The Ranks by FirstMateBunny reviews
Emmett wonders why Jasper gets to plan everything for the battle in Eclipse. Almost an alternative to Who Won The War? Thanks to Princess Angela Michelle for the idea.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Forever by dancingal0neandreadytog0 reviews
Garrett loves Kate. Kate loves Garrett. But she doesn't always show it in the best way possible. Rated T to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
A challenge met by PrancingTiger86 reviews
When Jazz told Sideswipe he could do anything, he knew he was in trouble
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Rumour Has It by Limmet reviews
A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Prowl
Asleep or dead? by FrozenxWonder reviews
The Fellowship gets their first taste of elvish sleep.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Legolas - Complete
Homecoming by FrozenxWonder reviews
Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn and the four hobbits go to Mirkwood to invite the royal family to Aragorn's wedding. This results in the fellowship getting a glimpse of the royal side of Legolas' life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Legolas - Complete
5 Times Renesmee Threw a Temper Tantrum by FictionInReality reviews
Because no child is perfect. Rated for almost language in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Alice's New Pet by OverlyObbsessedAboutTwilight reviews
Alice gets lonely so she gets a pet, what will happen to it when Jasper gets jealous?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alice - Complete
Diapers and Deception by Phantoms Little Lotte reviews
Alice and Jasper are left to babysit Renesmee, who is need of a diaper change. Someone's got to take care of it...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
What If? by rps-lizardspock reviews
What if Barney didn't survive the bus accident? Ted's POV. Spoilers through Miracles.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
All the Difference by Struck Upon a Star reviews
Pre-Twilight, in canon. Chapters alternate between APOV and JPOV. Fic handles lots of back story from before they met, but also includes their first meeting, their first three years together, and the beginning of their time with the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,198 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Eternal Love by reader13lovesbooks reviews
When Esme Platt moves to Forks to escape her abusive fiance, she never expected to fall in love with the mysterious Dr. Cullen. But what happens when said fiance shows up? From the author of High School for the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,418 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Reid's Little Secret by SillyOldThing reviews
Jordan thinks she learns a secret about Reid after finding Austin in his apartment.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2009 - S. Reid - Complete
The Even Fight by Twilight-Tennis-Addicted reviews
Post Breaking Dawn. ONE SHOT. Emmett and Edward fight without Edward's power.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Now You're One of Us by fairywings81 reviews
While vacationing, Alice and Jasper Hale stumble across the planning of a massacre. Emma Volding is a six-year-old who's mother is killed in the fray. Seeing she has a similar gift, Carlisle grants permission for Alice and Jasper to take her in as theirs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,974 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/14/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Albus Severus? by Khell reviews
A story about a certain portrait - and a certain young Potter. May contain some spoilers for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows".
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Sparkling's and Oreos by PrancingTiger86 reviews
After a bad day at work all Prowl wants to do is cuddle up with his mate and offspring but Bluestreak simply has other ideas.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
If You Poke a Vampire in the Eye by A. Murray reviews
The events as recalled by Bella Swan. Complete fluffy humor.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unfortunately by Owl Emporium reviews
Lily is being stubborn, while James is being his usual big-headed self. Merlin knows what situations will arise... LilyJames. Dialouge fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
New Years in Vegas by SillyOldThing reviews
Reid returns from Vegas with some 'splainin' to do.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/27/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Vanilla Becomes Spicy by mdnytryder reviews
Warning: rated M for a reason. Slash/bondage/discipline/dark/graphic descriptions. Don't like, don't read. G1 - Where Prowl gets his revenge on Jazz - or so he thinks.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
So This Is Christmas by ggo85 reviews
Wilson has some medical issues -- in a Santa suit.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Silent Treatment by Anemies reviews
After an argument, Emmett and Rose decided not to talk to each other. Now, the first one to speak to the other loses. Remember: both hates to lose and hates to admit that they're wrong. Who will end up losing? One-shot. Comedy. Emmett/Rose. ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
It's Me and Emily by NoDaybutTooDay reviews
COMPLETE. When House discovers that Chase has a daughter, he decides it's time to find out what else he doesn't know about Chase. House/Chase friendship.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,299 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
This is War! by Unknown-Bliss reviews
On a snowy day, Reid walks to work, thinking it will be a normal day. Little does he know he'll get caught in the middle of a furious battle between his coworkers!
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2008 - S. Reid - Complete
Witch Doctor by Totally Not Pyro reviews
Seth and Jacob are running patrol. Everybody knows that for teenage boys, bored minds can mean nightmares. Mid-Breaking Dawn, pre-Renesmee. One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Jacob, Seth - Complete
Wheeljack, Noun by DrDadster reviews
G1. Wheeljack, noun: A small but powerful destructive force to be regarded with caution. Oneshot. / 2008
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Prowl, Wheeljack - Complete
The Cullen Warrior by The Only Pancake reviews
Esme is kidnapped, Carlisle is broken, and it becomes Jasper’s responsibility to lead his family through their darkest hour. Will the coven be restored, or will everything come crashing down around our soldier's eyes? Rated for violence. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,046 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Jasper, Esme - Complete
Sleepless by Unknown-Bliss reviews
Reid-centric The day after a tough case, Reid refuses to get up.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/11/2008 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
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Love Lost reviews
Okay, so this is set about six months after The Host, and everything's peaceful. Until the unthinkable happenes. Ian is captured, and a soul is soon controling his body and actions. Can Wanda save him? And will Ian be strong enough to resist? R&R, please!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,843 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda
The Lover, The Soldier, And The Mistress reviews
Jasper and Alice have finally gotten life back together. They're happy, content. But a certain mexican vampire just has to ruin it. It never ends, does it? Sequel to TH,TT,TV but it's not necessary to read the first one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Jasper, Alice
Shelter and Protect reviews
"Should anything happen to Will and I, it'll be yours and Garcia's job to get this boy to Yale" The unthinkable happens.One of the team is murdered; leaving behind her son. What will become of him? Custody fights, grief, and healing commence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,252 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 5/23/2010 - S. Reid, Henry L.
Captured Love reviews
Set in Civil War Jasper is captured by Union soldiers for information. The one behind this operation? General Mary Alice Brandon. Eventually, love blossoms between the two. But with them on differant sides, can that love remain? T for some violence.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,769 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Jasper, Alice
The Prank War Of The BAU reviews
Reid is bored. He finds a list of things to do when you're bored...and he tries it....and Prentiss finds it too...and the team is starting to lose all patience with them...only trouble can come of this. Humor fic. Please read and review!
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2010 - S. Reid, E. Prentiss
Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down reviews
"Ashes, ashes, we all fall down." A deadly disease. A small child who sings a ghostly song. Are the two connected? The brothers investigate and discover an evil. What happens when one brother falls victim to it? hurt!Dean, caring!Sam.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Sam W.
Darkest Hour, Brightest Horizon reviews
Edward slips up and his and Bella's world are thrown into chaos. Edward's a wreck. Families are torn apart. Friendships are ruined. The once close knit Cullens are falling apart. Can Bella pull herself and Edward through? T for Violence.renamed at the end
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,108 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Truth Or Dare With The Cullens And Wolves reviews
So though I know there are many of these out there, I thought this would be fun to do! The Cullens and the wolves play Truth Or Dare! Post BD! R&R please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,816 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 11/29/2009
The Human, The Tracker, and The Vampire reviews
What would happen if you took one of the stories that has Alice a humam, Jasper the vamp., and switched the roles? This is a story with Jasper human. Post BD. How? Read the summary, it explains. T for violence. I'm really not good at summaries...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,875 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Dark Truth reviews
M-my record is-s-sn’t as clean as everyone believes.” Carlisle finally muttered. Jasper and Carlisle are home alone, and Carlisle's watching T.V. When Jasper gets distressed emotions from Carlisle, a story that shocks him is revealed. NOT SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Hurry Home reviews
This is a songfic to the song Hurry Home by Jason Michael Carroll. This centers around Edward and Renesmee. Hope you all like! T for brief mentions of smoking. R&R please! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Real Reason Jack Joined The Dark Side reviews
Jack said that he joined the dark side because he was offered money, a way to Sante Fe, and freedom. But was that really the reason? The time has come. Jack's fessing up about the real reason he joined the dark side. Pure humor. Read and Review please
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/29/2009 - David J., Jack K. - Complete
Just A Dream reviews
Emmett dies in war. Based off the song Just A Dream. Songfic I don't own Twilight or the Song. AU and All Human! ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Baby Sitting Adventure reviews
I groaned as my eyes unwillingly opened. I rolled over and glanced at my clock. It read 9:15 A.M. Saturday -today- was an important day for some reason. Hermione has a baby sitting job she's not too thrilled about. And Ron's just MAJOR help...NOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Gone reviews
“Jasper, I can’t live without you. I just can’t! You’re everything to me, the only reason I live." Jasper dies during the battle in Eclipse. This is how Alice deals with it. Rated T for violence and brief mentions of suicide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
That Was A Mistake reviews
Bella and Edward leave to hunt and everyone is gone except for a large vampire and an empath. More commonly known as Emmett and Jasper. These two are stuck babysitting. What kind of a fiasco could this turn out to be? I don't own Twilight
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
