It was like any other regular day at the museum.
Like every other day the Romans and Westerners were fighting as usual.
Octavius was not quite sure why Jedediah was declaring yet another war on him, he vaguely remember it probably have something to do with him commenting on the Cowboys moonshine and how he'd rather have a nice glass of red wine.
And like usual Jedediah made a big show about it causing Octavius to sigh and grumble loudly how melodramatic the younger man was being.
And so here he stood staring down the Cowboy as his men continued to fight around him.
"Are you still upset about me disliking your.." The General paused trying to remember the ridiculous name the Cowboy called his favorite drink. "Your moonshine as you like to call it?"
Jedediah huffed and crossed his arms "No.. well I mean of course I am. But gosh darn it you called me a queen.. A drama queen."
Octavius stared at the cowboy in confusion. "I said no such thing. I simply said you're being melodramatic."
"Yeah well in my language partner you just called me a queen and now." Slowly Jedediah uncrossed his arms, cracking his knuckles. "I'm gonna have at beat the bejesus out of that tin head of yours."
"Really well let's see what you got, you… you QUEEN!" Challenged Octavius,
Jedediah let loose a battle cry and charged the Roman knocking the man to the ground as he proceeded to swing away. Slightly stunned Octavius had finally managed to get a couple of his own swings in before reaching down, grabbing his sword and quickly slamming the hilt down on Jed's head knocking his hat clear off and sending it sliding across the ground.
"Oww! Cheap trick you cross dresser, that was a cheap trick" Cried Jedediah as he rolled away, scrambling for his hat. Standing up, hat now back on its rightful place, Jedediah grumbled and pulled out his gun, waving it at the General.
Octavius slowly got to his feet, trying to will away the ringing sounds in his ears, stumbling backwards ever slightly.
"Think you Romans are so fancy with your long shiny swords and skirts. All I got is this dang gun that don't shoot…"
Octavius sighed softly watching the Cowboy rant about his guns and moonshine, Jedediah glared at the older man and cocked his gun.
"You know partner.. Your lucky this gun here don't work or else I'd shoot you down.." Aiming the gun the cowboy began to imitate the sounds of his gun going off. "Bang bang, down you go."
'And there he goes off into his own little world, thought Octavius watching as Jed pulled the trigger.
Both men expecting to hear merely the gun clicking were surprised when an actual gunshot went off.