If you give a genius a novel...He will go into details with his opinion about the book. Good story. Please keep on writing.

It was really funny! Poor Spencer...
Meÿli.

In the style of "If you give a moose a muffin:"

"If you give a genius a novel,

He will want to read it.

So, he will find errors.

When he's finished reading the novel, he'll want to complain about the mistakes.

And complain.

And complain. When he's finished complaining, he'll want to find more mistakes.

You'll have to go to the store to get the next book in the series.

He'll want to go with you.

When he gets to the store, he will see all the books.

When he sees all the books, he'll want to read them.

He'll start reading.

The books will remind him of the library books he needs to return.

So he'll ask to go get them.

He'll return the books.

When he's done, he'll want to check out more books.

He'll need his library card.

Then he'll ask you to help him bring the books to the checkout desk.

When the books are checked out, he'll start to pick them up.

But he won't be able to carry them all.

So, he'll ask for something to carry them in.

You'll bring him a plastic bag from your car.

When he sees the bag, he'll remember he needs more groceries for his house.

He'll go to the grocery store, and trip.

He'll knock over many food items.

So he'll use the bag to gather up the items he dropped.

Then he'll ask you to help him put them back.

He'll probably want to apologize to the employees.

He'll go up front to see them.

When he's up front, he'll see a rack of dollar romance novels.

Seeing the awful novels will remind him of errors.

He'll probably want to find and complain about them.

And chances are...

If he wants to find errors,

He'll want a novel to find them in."

You probably think that's really stupid, but I enjoyed it.

Funny! And very in character. Keep up the excellent work!

Eminnis and Alicia

LOL! I actually had Reid go through all four novels in one night in a chapter of one of my fics. Unfortunately I don't know enough about 'Twilight' to go beyond that. Good job.

Jaspers still better...hehehe...Great rant! Loved it! Thnx for the funny story!

so I guess you're team jacob? lol. anyways, in the concept of the show, it wouldn't take spencer more than a half hour to read the book, but a mere 15 minutes, being able to read over 20,000 per minute. haha sorry to get all technical on you. I liked this

Elizabeth, I love you. This made me laugh XD
Now lets see if you can guess who I am? I'm pretty sure you know, though! XD

Not a fan of one-shots but this was really funny! And he does have a valid point even though i am a twilight fan... ::)

freakin funny

Hee hee hee... Reid has such a good point. Team Jacob all the way! :)

Funny! Question, if Edward had an-what? I haven't read the books, but I did skim through a friend's copy of Breaking Dawn, I think it was.

One of the best children stories ever! This was a hoot. Thanks for writing it.

I like this story. Cute and funny. I personally haven't read the Twilight series books and know nothing of it's plotline, but I love the story nonetheless.