NotYourBestFriend
hide bio
Poll: What Fanfiction Story Do You Like The Best? Vote Now!
Follow . Favorite
Joined 02-26-09, id: 1849085, Profile Updated: 02-20-10
Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, and Wicked Lovely.

I'm a writer with big dreams and an obsession. The name is Erin, or better yet, Eliza. And no, I am not your best friend.

Here's a link to my 'Glog', for the story The Downers. It's pretty fucking cool.- http:///The Downers/

The Downers was nominated for Best Use Of A Parent, Best Secondary Charactorization and AH Story That Knocks You Off Your Feet. Vote here:http:///

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Night Stand by romanticpessimist reviews
A celebratory night out and a one night stand to remember. She plagued his thoughts, however Edward doesn't read much into it. What happens when things become shockingly serious with the girl from the club? These things aren't supposed to last longer than twenty-four hours and the time frame just took a sharp left turn to forever. [CURRENTLY REVISING & COMPLETING]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,296 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4866 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 3,098 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pegged by SubtlePen reviews
Edward acts out an interesting fantasy in a gay club… how will Bella feel about it the next morning? A little *slash* for my BxE shippers. Rated M, AH ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Woods are Lovely, Dark, and Deep by bananapancakes7 reviews
Bella visits a quiet lodge in Forks and she meets the secretive, tormented Edward Masen. Just as their relationship transcends friendship, Edward's past comes back to haunt him in the most brutal way. B&E are human, but oh…there will be vampires. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 283,921 - Reviews: 5428 - Favs: 3,713 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Secret Sin by An End Has A Start reviews
You know it’s wrong when it’s kept a secret. That’s how Bella felt anyway about the new relationship with her step-brother. All Human. Bella's POV of My Guilty Pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,000 - Reviews: 3352 - Favs: 2,818 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23221 - Favs: 15,825 - Follows: 10,962 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tough as Nails by GrumpySunshine reviews
Bite me, Cullen." His lopsided smile lifted one side of his perfect lips. "I don't think that would be such a good idea." Slightly OOC. The Cullens are vamps, hell bent on helping a certain Bella Swan. Canon couples. T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,957 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18552 - Favs: 7,760 - Follows: 3,745 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only You Can Heal Me by demented bunny reviews
A lost and hurt Edward is sent to therapy by his worried family. There he meets a broken Bella.Can she help heal him? Can they help heal eachother? canon pairings r&r. First chapter is Edwards pov. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,489 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Teddybears, Boogeymen and Bedtime Stories by demented bunny reviews
Bella is six years old and is adopted by the cullens but the Cullens dont know that Edward is hiding something. Cullens are vampires. Bella is a human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,154 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Foreign Hottie by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen is a foreign exchange student from London who comes to live with the Swans for a whole year. Bella Swan couldn’t be anymore upset over the fact that a boy has to share a room with her. Could her feelings toward him ever change? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,181 - Reviews: 5007 - Favs: 2,629 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
Be Careful What You Wish For by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Charlie Swan has been successfully keeping a secret from his daughter, Bella, for years. When her mother remarries and Bella asks to live with him, Charlie is finally forced to face his fears and reveal the love he's hidden her entire life. SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 131,940 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Charlie S., Bella
Married at 18 by AimeeBass reviews
Bella wakes up married to Edward Cullen, who'd she only just met. The problem? She's still a senior at FHS. The other problem? The judge orders them to stay married for a year as punishment for abusing the sanctity of marriage. Rated M. -Hiatus-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,776 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Sexy Ghost and The Bad Girl by wearetheunderdogs reviews
Bella is a party/bad girl who moves to Forks. Edward is a ghost under a spell living in her house. Can the two of them fall in love and break the spell? R&R! BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,943 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blindingly Beautiful by BottledCoke reviews
Bella's been blind since she was little. Edward is the next heir to Cullen INC but to take over he has to get married and have a heir in 5 years or less. He meets Bella at Jaspers party and makes her a deal she can't refuse. ExB, JxA, AU/AH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,339 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pieces by crimsonmarie reviews
A tragic accident and failed relationships. An absent father and overbearing parents. The desperate need to move on and a new beginning. Can they put each other back together or will they destroy themselves trying? AH, M for future chapters. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,277 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Psychedelic Life by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU“So what your basically saying is that Bella, Thee Bella Swan, wanted to bang you, and you turned her down?” Jasper asked calmly. I closed my eyes and groaned.ALL HUMAN!Its Very Original. And Funny.Pot smokers.All original pairs,MY BEST STORY YET!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,313 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Taking Your Own Advice by xvampiree reviews
Advice columnist, Bella Swan, meets a handsome stranger in a dark alleyway. They have a one night stand and she falls pregnant. What happens when he becomes the editor of the newspaper she works at? OOC AH Canon. M for language and lemons. E/B. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,802 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning the Old Ways by ForbiddenWords reviews
1700s setting. Edward's a Duke also a secret dom. Bella is his assistant. Edward secretly loves Bella, and Bella loves him. Edward incourages Bella to be his sub. D/S. M for Lemons/Sexual content & Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,144 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3712 - Favs: 3,078 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Life ain't been no Crystal Stair by XDCaramel reviews
Having been raised in poverty and through hard times, Bella Swan resents the wealthy who "have it easy". Edward Cullen is a rich arrogant man who thinks the world revolves around him. Can they convince each other otherwise? ExB All human. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,462 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Vanilla Salt by BottledCoke reviews
Common girl, Bella and rich guy, Edward. It's a war between the "Perfects" and "Rebels" at Volturi Academy but behind closed doors, the clothes are gone. Edward wants to announce their status but Bella refuses to let him. AU/AH, BxE, Lemons, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,563 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The 'One' by Pixie Hollow reviews
AH. Edward has an adopted child. Now, he's trying to find the 'one' that can love him, and not care if he has a child. But, no one will give him a second look once the find out he has a kid. But, what happen's when Bella comes along?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 60,469 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Deal by Chrysantemum reviews
Bella wants to save her home. Edward wants to save his reputation. The Deal: Edward will save Bella's home if she marries him, in order to save his career. They have rules, restrictions, and maybe even...love? EdwardBella.AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,428 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Passing By by DeltaSwan90 reviews
It was written law in Revolutionary France, "Should a man be convicted of a crime and sentenced to hang, he may be saved by a virtuous maiden who agrees to marry him." E/B, AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,235 - Reviews: 2280 - Favs: 3,819 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You'll Do by JustForkIt reviews
For The Kids contest. Edward surprises Bella, digging up some of her embarrassing memories as a child.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Best Served Cold by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All Human. Bella is an undercover cop working to take down the Volturi mob family. Sexy Mobward included. E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,077 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,309 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Life Hands You Lemons by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Seven year-old Alice and Bella open a lemonade stand. My entry into The Kid Contest. A/H, AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
Land of the Lost Children by herinfiniteeyes reviews
Something is happening to children in Bella's town. Who is the man at the window, and what does he have to do with it? ExB, rated M for dark themes. Written for the Darkward In the Dark contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Beautifully Disheveled by sez-princess reviews
She's troubled, he's in a rut. They're complete opposites – but they've been brought together. She's a young, naïve stripper and he's the successful recently-single man who wants to help her. BxE . OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,518 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hi there, Officer Cullen by twilightrockslove14 reviews
What if Bella was the typical teen rebel, Charlie's police chief and Edward's a deputy. Bella always gets in trouble and Edward is usually there to arrest her. What happens when bad girl Bella and Officer Cullen fall in love?OOC. Summary sucks, sorry.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Path by DaemonicKitten reviews
Bella lives in Forks Washington with her father, Charlie Swan. Every day, she walks to school via a path through the woods. One day she meets a mysterious stranger on the path and makes the wrong assumption. E/B. AU. Vaguely related to the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 126,643 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Supernatural by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella talks to the dead. Or rather, the dead talk to her. She's the one that all ghosts go to when they need help to 'move on'. So what happens when she meets an exceedingly attractive ghost in her new home who, apparently, doesn't want her help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,817 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Falling For You by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan has gone through crappy date... after crappy date, causing her to lose all hope for a good guy. Until she meets Edward Cullen, a divorced father of two. They have an instant connection when they meet, but will love come easily for them? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 8147 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Her Own by dejay reviews
Isabella Swan has never gotten help from anyone. Years after running away from home she does her best to survive. Just as she always has. But can the Cullens, a family full of celebraties, help her stop surviving and start living? Or will Edward end her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,665 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bloody Kisses by Freewriter15 reviews
Bella Swan is on a quest to clear her father's name after being acused of murder. On the way she inherited her grandma's old manson, but what she wasn't expecting was to find some unusal guests behind its walls. A story of struggle and dicovery...OCC ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,817 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 3,611 - Follows: 1,677 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Small Print by Coquettishness reviews
Charlie lands Edward in jail. Hilarity and community service ensue. However, while on a community service assignment in the lesser known areas around Forks, an encounter leaves Edward and Bella with a much bigger problem on their hands. Edward/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,956 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Beauty by Breaking.Down.Slowly reviews
Edward. Once a proud, arrogant millionaire he is now cold and alone. A beast. Bella. An innocent girl just learning to be a proper young lady in the modern world. A beauty. But fairytales aren’t reality. ExB. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,097 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Take Me Away by Breakfast.At.Aras reviews
Edwards mother and Bellas father are getting married! The problem is that Bella is a rebel while Edward is a momma’s boy. Both of them hate each other; but can they get over their differences? Maybe even find love? ALL-HUMAN -AU- Normal couples eventually
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,356 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9255 - Favs: 17,014 - Follows: 3,748 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Klutzinator by Clear Plastic reviews
Bella is one of those pathetic, perpetually embarrassed poor souls who are destined for a lifetime of trips and accidents. So what havoc will Bella wreak when she becomes a waitress? Involves spilling piping hot liquids on a bronze-haired Adonis's crotch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Geek Love by Forestrosesprite reviews
Bella meets Edward in college. Edward isn't the easiest person to get to know. EXB. Bella POV. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,899 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire of the Opera by Madame Meg reviews
Bella is kind, smart, pretty and living the perfect life. Until Edward Cullen comes along and kidnaps her, that is. Edward is cruel, miserable, in love with Bella Swan and isn't about to let her go that easily. Re-make of The Phantom of the Opera. AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,425 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Heart's Savior by newfoundlove reviews
AU/Human. A blustery night in Chicago, Bella was saved from an attack by a handsome stranger, a stranger with his own issues, a broken heart. Can Bella take down the walls he so expertly crafted? BxE, RxE, JxA. Rated M for sexual themes and strong lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 4,151 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Pink Lace and Diamonds by ronOReds reviews
All she left behind was the pink lace and diamonds. Can Edward ever find the girl he got locked in the bathroom with again? Or will she find him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Marriage by Madame Meg reviews
“Also, as you may or may not know, if you don't use protection during sexual activities now a days, it can kill you. Let me clarify myself for you, Edward. I am that protection, and I will kill you.” Charlie sets some ‘rules’ for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
My Dumbo by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
One-Shot. Everyone thinks that Edward looked perfect when he was human. I don't think he did. Edward And Bella go visit his house in Chicago. They're married and Vampires. Fluffy story I guess you could call it : EXB All the way!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Car by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
Bella is the one thing Edward holds most dear. She is his life, his love, his everything. Still, everyone knows how much he LOVES his Volvo. When Bella's accident on black ice badly damages the Volvo, how far will she go to make sure he doesn't find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Brother's Love by bronzehairedgirl reviews
Edward is hunting and sends Emmett to keep an eye on Bella. An exploration of Bella and Emmett's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,503 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

The Downers reviews
Bella Swan is a rebel. Edward Masen is a loser. Charlie Swan is a mailman and Elizabeth Masen is a socialite. When you mix them all together, you get one not so happy family. But Edward and Bella aren't just step siblings. Lifes too hard to be that easy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,892 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
Where The Sun Don't Shine reviews
Bella never expected to find her long lost Father in the dinky little town of Forks. She'd spent decaded searching for him after he dissapeared from their Texas ranch in 1862. Now, 150 years later, there brought together again. For now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Jasper
A Hallelujah Lullaby reviews
Bella is a broken girl who can't find words after she finds herself pregnant with her rapists baby. Edward is a dark man who hates women after his wife cheats on him and his birth mother abandons him. They think no one understands the pain. They're wrong.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Everything I've Ever Done reviews
Bella is no stranger to love. She feels it for her mother, her daughter and her dead husband. But she feels no love for Edward Cullen, who has kidnapped her after months of stalking. She wants to be home with her baby, but he just won't have that...Mature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Lacking Boundaries reviews
Entry for the FML contest. Nothing says FML like watching the trojan ecstasy condom commercial with your Mom. Just ask Bella. Oh, and I'm sure Edward is pretty familiar with it. One Shot. Bella/Renee, Edward/Esme
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Exploring Reality reviews
Edward is a therapist, that will take anyone you throw at him. Bella is a teenage girl, with severe emotional issues. They couldn’t be more different, yet Bella finds herself telling him everything. Dark Themes, Rated M for future chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,463 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Edward, Bella
Smile reviews
Smiling was a show that everyone starred in and everyone went to see. I, however, did not see it. I refused." OneShot. Set during New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Dear Diary reviews
One Shot. Bella Swan recorded every day of her life from the time she was six years old in a diary. See her adventures with her bestest friend Edward and their sticky little crew. Entry for The Kid Contest.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You Don't Know The Half Of It reviews
Edward Cullen had it all. Fame, money, good looks. Until one day, a little girl shows up on his door step, claiming he's her father. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,192 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Everything Is Not What It Seems reviews
Bella Swan isn't really Bella Swan. She's really Aislinn Foy, the Queen of the Summer Fey. She's kept it hidden from the Cullens for so long. But what happens when someone shows up that can't be ignored? OOC.
Crossover - Twilight & Wicked Lovely - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,647 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella
Three May Be A Party, But To Me Its Just A Crowd reviews
Charlie's new girlfriend moves in with Bella and Charlie. Bella is more than a little put out with her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Big City Dreams reviews
Renee never liked Forks. But it was all Charlie knew. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Charlie S., Renée - Complete
A Fathers Love reviews
A look at how Charlie really feels veiws Edward and Bella's relationship. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Charlie S. - Complete