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Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

Hello!

Ok so you probably want to know about me so here goes.

I live in Colorado. I'm 18. I have two dogst.

Likes: volleyball, music (rock, alternative,some pop and R&B), my IPod, books I love reading, shopping, snowboarding, skiing, my friends (love you guys!!), traveling.

Dislikes: homework, snow, school.



9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Damn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”. No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question?”…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new.

8. When people say “life is short”. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks “Has the bus come yet?”. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

PREP
x You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
xYou own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
xYou own something from American Eagle
x You love/like going to the mall.
x You own an iPod/MP3 player.
x You love Starbucks.
xYou have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total: 7

GOTHIC

x Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
xYou've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
x Your hair was/is dark.
You dislike preps.
xYou're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total: 4

PUNK

You can skateboard
xYou've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
xYou have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
xYou wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total: 4

GEEK

x You love the computer.
x You like Harry Potter.
xYou are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.-(most of the time, not always)
x You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total: 4

Athletic

xYou watch/watched the Superbowl.
x You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equiptment
x You belong/belonged to a school team.
xYou are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number
Total: 4

HARDCORE//scene

x You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
xYou wear slip-on shoes.
xYou wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
Hair has been died more than 1 color--dark red, orange red, black, blue, and purple
Total: 3

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All's Fair in Love and Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Magnus Bane and Alec Lightwood have finally taken their romance into the media's public eye. However, all is not champagne and roses. There are a few faces from their past who might want a piece of their success. Sequel to Misery Loves Glamour.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Spark by xxJamieMylesxx reviews
Quil imprints on Bella the first time he sees her after he becomes a wolf at the bonfire where Bella first hear's the legends. This is their story of fighting to be together. *WARNING LEMONS &LANGUAGE* We'll also see the wolf pack and Jacob and Bella as they remain bestfriends!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Bella, Quil Jr.
Getting Back to Myself by DeadGrlSprStr666 reviews
Bella has had it with Edward, she dumps him before the party and starts getting back to who she really is. She's friends with Jake, will meet the Pack and become an Imprint. Story is rated M for mild drug use, graphic language and sexual content!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,883 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 2,339 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 10/29/2010 - [Bella, Sam] - Complete
The Natural Choice by ladybug89 reviews
What if Jacob was already a wolf when the Cullens left and he was the one to find Bella in the woods? What if Bella was Jacob's imprint? My first multi chapter story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,786 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
His Girl by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Best friends since childhood, can their friendship survive loving the same girl? AU-Non Cannon- OOC- Rated M Emb/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 195,636 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 1,687 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Bella, Embry
New Realization by jan1357911 reviews
After Jacob left her too, Bella felt abandoned and lonely. Then she suddenly saw Quil in a different light but what she didn't see was all the twist and turns that their relationship would take. Join Quil and Bella as they try to survive all that life throws at them. Rated M for sexual content and cursing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Quil Jr.
Trust Without Warning by MusicIsMyWeapon reviews
What happens when a wolf sees a certain girl in one's mind? Imprint, or not? Will Jealously rear it's ugly head and blur the lines of friendship. Or will Understanding reign? Picks up after Jacob first phases in NM. Rated M for violence & future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,320 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Jared
You Calm Me by Srorywriter101 reviews
Edward has left Bella, and she goes to La Push to celebrate. There she fall for a beautiful boy, a werewolf infact...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,090 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Bella, Paul
Never On My Mind by deadnow reviews
'Forget about it Paul.'The order took hold. It wasn't instant; Paul's natural inclination to fight all orders wouldn't allow it to take hold in a snap. It crept over him instead, stripping away what choice he had as slow as honey. One minute life was all about her. The next, it wasn't. This is a story of how Paul imprinted. Again. Again. And again. PxB Some OOC, heed the warnings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,404 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 1,645 - Follows: 2,027 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Paul, Bella
Just Add Crazy by SavannaBanana reviews
Bella breaks up with Edward when she realizes how controlling he is. On a whim, she attends a bonfire with Jake which leads her to Sam - the only thing is, Bella isn't looking for a serious relationship just yet, especially with another mythical creature
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,296 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Sam
Imprinting: No, I won't do that by mavericka reviews
What if Sam imprinted on Bella when he found her in the forest? Would he accept the imprint? Can he really resist? And what will Bella do? AU obviously
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,195 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sam, Bella
Slut Year by Scrotie McBoogerBalls reviews
Let's play a game: It involved sleeping with the most men possible, whomever has the highest number of sex partners by the end of the year wins. Unless, of course, you end up losing because you end up falling in love with a Bad Boy Tattoo Artist. AH/OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,198 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours by xxBadRomancexx reviews
Isabella Swan was a sensible girl. A good girl. Never finding herself in any trouble. Until she met Sam. Age is nothing but a number? Not in this town. No under-age themes, so please don't misread the summary . Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Bella, Sam
The Neighbor: Anytime, Anyplace by artbeatsandlife reviews
A chance meeting turns into unbridled attraction and a month of hot days and even hotter nights. Can a relationship be founded on toe-curling, mind-blowing sensuality? AU/AH Jake & Bella. Rated M for epic, EPIC lemons, language, and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,116 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Apologies by Mrstrentreznor reviews
Bella makes contact and then a contract with the wolf pack bad boy. She wants to learn about sex and thinks he is the right guy to teach her. The more time they spend together, the more linked they seem to be against all odds, including Jake, the pack and visiting vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 95,044 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 3,890 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - [Bella, Paul] - Complete
Not Afraid by MerielTLA reviews
"Alec...Alec Lightwood" I shook his hand "Nice to meet you…I'm Magnus Bane" and for the first time I could see his small smile and I was sure that with that, that wimpy dark kid had stolen me forever. AU Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,690 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Joshua's Sweet Isabella by fitever reviews
Like a predator I stalked Sam and growled, baring my teeth at him. He didn't move. He was too shocked that I had phased. "Bella!" Everyone shouted and stared at me. I looked at them all, but my focus landed on Jared and remained there.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,315 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jared, Bella - Complete
Stolen Glances by MingaMae reviews
What happens when the lines between best friends gets blurred? Will they be able to survive what's in store for them? AU BxP Rated M for Language and Future Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Bella, Paul
Disturbia by GASPLudwig reviews
On the outside, she was a skater girl.A nobody.But on the inside, she was screaming for a savior who would help her out of the secret life she has at home.And the bruises she's learned to hid so well. But there's some things you just can't hid. Paul/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,983 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Paul
Opposites Attract by Srorywriter101 reviews
Bella&Paul set after New Moon. Can a broken Bella help heal a damaged Paul? Their both hotheads, will it ever work? LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Bella, Paul
SuperStar And The Beast by TwinVamps reviews
Superstardom is fun but now Izzie wants to try high school and normalcy. It's harder than she thinks,especially when no-one will treat her like she wants, until she goes to La Push and makes new 'normal' friends. But imprinting isn't normal.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,372 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Paul
Drug Induced Love by TwinVamps reviews
Isabella Black hadn't been back to her home town of La Push or been in contact with her father Billy and older brother Jacob and the last three years she has been in a drug and alcohol haze, but she returns to escape. ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,952 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Bella, Sam
These Days by littlewinter reviews
"I groaned and buried my face in my hands. I was a jerk. Here she was, the girl I'd been fighting for over almost a year now. She'd finally given me her little finger and what did I do? Grab her boob. Smooth, Black." Bella/Jacob. Written in JPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 189,120 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Damages by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
When a broken-hearted Bella meets an angry and lonely Paul, can they help each other learn to love, and trust again? B/P, Non-Cannon, OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 88,643 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,413 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Paul
The Yes Game by LilliCricket reviews
Bella, Jake and the pack are Juniors and loving life as long time best friends. What happens when the easy going Bella Swan is challenged by Jake to the Yes Game? Bella finds herself in situations she never even imagined...and all bc of the stupid game...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,612 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Bella, Jacob
Back To You by FaithfulGrace reviews
A tribal wolf dance changed her life and set her path in motion. Four yrs later she is back in Washington. She is not alone & friends during her time away have opened up a new spiritual path for her. Jared and the Pack are in for a few shocks. On hiatus
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,180 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Bella, Jared
Paul's Girl by SweetAsHuney reviews
Takes place in New Moon. After Paul imprints on Bella they become close. But how will they fare when the Cullen Family comes back? Will Paul be able to keep Bella's heart or does she still belong to a vampire? M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,118 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Paul, Bella - Complete
Intoxicating by Willow2883 reviews
The Volturi come to Forks to see that Bella has been changed, as promised. Jacob takes her to Harry's cabin in the mountains to keep her safe. Begins the night of Bella's graduation. Warning: Future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,986 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Jacob, Bella
Kiss my Soul by Iamtwilightobsessed-MP reviews
Bella is betrayed by those closest to her. When she finds true love it is cruely torn away from her. Story/time line and charector age differs from S.M. edward still leaves and James/Laurant/Victoria still take place. B/J - B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 117,526 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Bella, Embry - Complete
A Magician's Secrets by Chloe Winchester reviews
Sequel to "Black Magic Woman" Magnus has lived a very long life, and Alec wants to know about it. But as Magnus spins his tale, he finds out that Magnus' life hasn't been what he thought. Hurt!Magnus throughout and of course, my specialty, Malec
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,204 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
When Wishes Are Granted, Dreams Are Destroyed by GeekLikeMe reviews
He wished he'd stayed home that night. He wished he'd taken up Jace's offer to practice battle skills. He wished he'd never walked into Magnus's apartment right when he did. But he did. And, oh Angel, he wished he hadn't. Alec/Magnus/OC Slash
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Crescent Moon by The Ultimate Otaku reviews
Jacob is on house arrest under Sam's order because he is in heat. I know, unoriginal, but try me! When Bella shows up and is caught unawares, both she and Jacob are put to the test. Can Jacob resist her? And will Bella finally choose? COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,044 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Jacob, Bella
Something Wicked by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Edward and Jake both left Bella. She decides to protect her heart by not letting anyone else in. That's until she meets a stranger at the beach. He offers her a night full passion without any consequences, or so he claims. But is there really such a thing?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,423 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Bella, Paul
The List of Words by MyKonstantine reviews
"I'll add it to the list of words I use to try to figure you out." Katniss and Peeta are forced to confront their demons as they struggle to make sense of their new complex relationship back in District 12. Pre-epilogue. Rated M for very adult themes.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,847 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
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Come in with the Rain reviews
Songfic. Come in with the Rain by Taylor Swift. Bella and Edward got in a fight and now Bella is waiting for him to come
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Text Messages reviews
This is a poem in Jacobs POV. He is expressing his feelings for Bella and talking about how he types out text messages to her but never sends them. Read summary in the poem to get the background. I ran out of room in the summary box.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
What Would Happen? reviews
A poem
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I can't live on reviews
A poem
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bite reviews
a poem
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella by Edward reviews
A poem
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ultra Violent reviews
Theres's always been an eighth member of the flock. The problem is that there was only suposed to be six. So who doesn't belong? Please review. Flames are welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007
Bites, Love, and Poems reviews
A poem me and a friend write when we're bored.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 5/14/2007