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 Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Tumblr (lotsa NSFW stuffs. proceed with caution.) yep. you found me. hardcore romione shipper, jacob stan, fanfic-natic, proud griffinclaw. shapeshifter enthusiast. twenty-something marketer in metro atlanta. besides being the most awesome blogger ever, i have a fetish for gingers, tattoos (on other people, of course), honey, 6-foot-7 men and girls in bustiers (not necessarily in that order.) i'm into live music, laughing at stupid people, anything historical, wikipedia, and cartoons. Check out Phase Fics: A place to showcase quality wolfpack fics, plus offer a few other goodies in the process. Check out Phase Fics. Randomness: Who knew I'd like next-gen fics so much? Go fig. |
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 3,393 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
Leaning Slightly to the Left by The Steppy One reviews
Hermione's life is not what she expected it to be and she doesn't know how to change it. Will moving back to what she knows help? Or is she pinning all her hopes on a dream that ended years before?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,540 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15228 - Favs: 9,051 - Follows: 9,267 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
All That Remains by wordsmithsonian reviews
Everyone is putting back the pieces, working to accept their new reality in the wake of the final Battle. Post DH canon compliant. HG/RW , HP/GW, GrW/AJ. Rating for language, sex, and adult situations. You know, the good stuff. *Completed*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,663 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Misplaced Need by restlessxpen reviews
All Jacob thought he'd ever want was Bella. However, after Edward left, and he got exactly what he wanted, Jacob wasn't sure if he could handle being second best. And maybe he's missed his only chance to ever be something else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Jacob, Leah
Lone Wolves by adharmic reviews
"What do you feel?"His answer was beautifully simple in its honesty. "You." Civil War era piece, Cherokee Leah and Confederate Jasper. Judge's Choice Winner for the United Colors of Twilight Contest! A-U, A-H, JxL
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,423 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Jasper, Leah
Oh, Honestly, Ronald by hplover121 reviews
A collection of one shots from different characters' POV's as they encounter Ron and Hermione being...affectionate... with each other. T for now, but some of the content is a little mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,352 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Revenge Cake by restlessxpen reviews
Sam's turning thirty, and Emily's throwing a birthday bash. Against everyone's better judgment, Leah's on the guest list, and she's not happy. It may not be wise for Jake to step into the line of fire, but people do crazy things for cake and revenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,442 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Aftermath Before The After by hidingfromsomeone reviews
In the hours, days, and weeks following the final battle, can one tentative relationship emerge from the ashes? A Ron/ Hermione one shot, prequel, canonish type of story. NC-17 please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,119 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Seventh Inning Stretch by Live720 reviews
After a drunken one-night-stand, an engaged Bella wakes up to sexy Jacob Black. Reacquainted with him four weeks later at a baseball game, will she be able to resist? AH, OOC, Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,560 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Jacob, Bella
The Passing Years by rainypromise reviews
After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,949 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Seduction by JacobBlackMoon reviews
Jacob spent two yrs in search for a woman he only knew as Renesmee. Now she's returned to his hotel room, but accidentally lands in Jacob's twin brother, Jake's bed. Explore as the brothers plan to seduce her into a lifelong relationship of love. D/s
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,373 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Caring is Creepy by Josephinee reviews
He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,760 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Asking Too Much by restlessxpen reviews
Jacob Black has done his best to pick up the pieces of his life. A new home and a steady job make the perfect facade, until he sees a face on the television screen that rocks his foundations and takes him back to the beginning.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,153 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Regretfully Yours by SpringTime7 reviews
He was gone, and after waiting for three years Hermione Granger finally moved on. Now married to her former enemy her world is shattered when the red head of her dreams finally returns.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 127,143 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Rain Song by Forgotten Cat reviews
Bella returns to Forks after rescuing Edward in Italy at the end of New Moon and she finds that things are different from when she left. Edward/Bella with eventual Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,030 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Fix You by Dahlia J Black reviews
ON HIATUS AU/New Moon. Parallel storylines: Bella and Jacob fall in love and struggle through his transformation together. Meanwhile, Edward is tracking Victoria in the Amazon but encounters a mysterious girl who might change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,972 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Jacob
Jacob and the Leather Pants by Forgotten Cat reviews
Jacob turns up nude late one night in Forks... whatever will he find to wear? Inspired by Fanon! Draco
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Jacob - Complete
Womp, SideEye, Wack by Happy Birthday artbeatsandlife reviews
Jake seeks shelter from the rain in the Cullens' rec room and things take an unpredictable turn when a few of them join him. AU/Crackfic. Embry, Emmett, Jacob, Jasper, Rosalie. M for explicit adult content & lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jacob, Emmett - Complete
Patience by sciphile reviews
This picks up right where New Moon left off. The threat of losing Jacob shakes some sense into Bella Swan. She finally realizes that what she felt for Edward was only fascination, and that love, REAL love, has been staring her in the face all along.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,164 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Peel Back by KitschMiro reviews
On the eve of her wedding, Jacob left, and Bella ran. Years later, they return.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,567 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Bella, Jacob
The Sweetest Girl by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
She had been the sweetest, his sweetest girl. What had she become? **Winner of Most Unique Storyline in the Sort of Beautiful Challenge!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Pictures of You by twilightsgrace23 reviews
A successful painter living in Seattle, Jake places a request through a modeling agency, Bella is sent to his studio to sit for his newest painting. After a series of trysts, the affair is discovered.Nominated for a Moonlight & Sparkle Award!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,757 - Reviews: 745 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Indiana Jones and other Outtakes from The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Multiple extra scenes with varying POV's from the story The Elite.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Edward, Alice
The Elite by Fate.of.Gabriel reviews
Doing what rich people do is easy." Same old story, Twilight twist. St. Olaf's is a prestigious boarding school, dripping with money, sex, and social hierarchy. But there's only one question to ask yourself: are you one of Them or one or The Elite?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 154,785 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
I Keep Smoking Cigarettes by Stretch reviews
Leah takes a long drag and exhales into the bright evening air, watching the smoke fade against the dimming sky. “I don’t like weddings,” she mutters simply.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Faultlines by Pinky Brown reviews
Breaking up is hard to do, but Ron and Hermione are about to discover that putting the pieces back together is even harder. This story was nominated in 5 categories and Winner of "Best Angst Fic" at the 2008 Ron/Hermione Awards on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 204,241 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Chronicles by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley has always considered Scorpius Malfoy one of the most annoying people she's ever had the misfortune of meeting. This year, however, deep down, she realises... he's even worse. prequel to Paramnesia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,414 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,820 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Gobsmacked by KatieBell70 reviews
Ron Weasley never saw it coming. An antidote to all those Sexgod!Ron 'first time' fics, in five chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,572 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the World That Went Bloody Insane by The Slice reviews
“I know something you don’t know” is, apparently, the essence of Harry Potter’s love life. Harry’s certain that the world has been reading one too many romance novels, but then, Harry’s always been a bit oblivious. Slash HR oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Ice Cubes Melt Over Time by FalseEyelashes reviews
COMPLETED “I double check my locks at night.” Angelina keeps herself more heavily guarded than the prison of Azkaban. And now Fred is gone, leaving her with a collection of memories that she can’t help but recall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,922 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Angelina J., George W. - Complete
Fellytones and Fuzzy Slippers: A Love Story by The Treacle Tart reviews
*Ch. 14 uploaded* What will a wizard do for love? Apparently humiliate himself - daily. Harry, Ginny, Ron and Hermione alone in the country. Who thought this was a good idea? Ch. 14 - Now What? Please R&R. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,336 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
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The Neighbor: Anytime, Anyplace reviews
A chance meeting turns into unbridled attraction and a month of hot days and even hotter nights. Can a relationship be founded on toe-curling, mind-blowing sensuality? AU/AH Jake & Bella. Rated M for epic, EPIC lemons, language, and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 81,116 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Above the Fall reviews
Ron has never been more sure of anything in his life. He's done the work, revisited demons of his past, and now, he's ready for the most important step with the only woman he's ever loved. Post-DH, Pre-Epi, Rated M for Language, Lems, and Adult Sit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The City reviews
::Slash:: Emmett & Paul spot each other on a NYC train, but the moment passes...or does it? A slash romance with a bunch of usual suspects from Twilight plus tattoos, steel & a black eye to round things out. Rated M for Major Lemons & Language - AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Emmett, Paul - Complete
Stealing Forever reviews
*Hiatus* When the lives of a group of friends are turned upside-down, they discover together when all is lost, you find something so much stronger in those around you. Jake/Claire/Embry/Quil AU/AH Rated M 4 language and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,864 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Jacob
Come To Me: The Man In Me Becoming Jacob Outtake reviews
These days, Ness cant keep her hands off Jake - a rainy afternoon, space and opportunity, and the garage of the little red house in La Push make for a passionate afternoon. Rated M for Lemons. Canon, Adult J/N
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
The Taming reviews
Paul Wolfe & Leah Clearwater are up and comers at a premiere IT company. What happens when 2 alpha personalities are forced to spend long hours at the office together? Explosion! AU/AH M 4 Lemons & Language. Written for Ms. Kathy's Twifans for Haiti
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Paul, Leah - Complete
THE MAN IN ME: Becoming Jacob reviews
*Indefinite Hiatus* Jacob Black is a man of duality. He's next to become tribal chief but he's also a 20-something college grad up for a big-time job in Seattle. Can he come to terms with his tribe, pack, girlfriend & himself? Rated M for language & Lemo
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,330 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Jacob
Deep Undercover reviews
Undercover cop Jake is deep within the Cullen criminal ring of Miami’s gritty drug underworld & fights to stay on the right side of the law while sexy Bella makes him question his every loyalty. Entry M for Lemons & Language AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,025 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Jacob, Bella
How To Kill Your Husband in 12 Easy Ways reviews
*Hiatus* Izzy Swan-Mason hates her husband. No, really. She despises him. What happens when space and opportunity present themselves to a woman on the edge of her sanity? AH AU B/E Rated M for Language and later Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,611 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Honey reviews
One steamy southern summer gives way to a sensual awakening Jake & Ness had never prepared themselves for after an afternoon and the sticky saccharine syrup unlock a carnal need in both of them. AH/AU Adult Jake/Ness. Rated M for Lemons & Adult Situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,243 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
House Warming: The Jacob and Ness TMIM:BJ Outtakes reviews
Ness & Jake are tired from a long day & insatiable Ness just can't get enough; Jacob has to oblige her every desire, and other TMIM:BJ outtakes from these two. Rated M for epic Lemons & Language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
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