Pet Peeves of Fanfiction

when someone "loves" a character enough to pair them with anyone and everyone

when someone decides to throw themselves into a story as an OC so they can date the character of their "dreams" or whatever

when there's two or more (major character) OCs at a time

when summaries lie

when a character whores around for any reason.

making character way OOC and declaring their not (coughViracough)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had random epiphanies that should've happened years ago, copy and paste this into your profile

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone; "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror to pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

Sticks and stones may break my bones

But whips and chains excite me.

So tie me up and throw me down

And show me how much you like me.

One shots/Songfics

AllenKanda - 1: Pick a pairing you like. 2: Turn your music on shuffle. 3: Write a drabble/fic related to each song that plays, no extra time! 4: Do ten of these then post away M for sex references and language

Alone in this Bed - based off of "Alone in this bed (Capeside)" by Framing Hanley. Seifer left Hayner, and he's starting to see, he can't survive alone, not anymore. Rated T

Amnesia Fun - When Iruka loses his memory Kakashi decides to educate him his own way. But what about poor innocent naïve Naruto and Sasuke who happen to be there too? Rated T

And I married her, why? - When Hinata finally snaps and gets mad at Kiba for letting Akamaru sleep on the bed...well, bad things happen, lets say that. Poor Kiba and Akamaru. Hinata is WAY OOC. Rated T

Confessions from Confusion - Winry helps sort out Ed’s confusion and plays matchmaker at the same time. Elricest rated T for incest and others

Cookies - Sakura epic fails at making cookies. GaaSaku. hints of SasuNaru. rated to be safe for small tidbits of language

Counseling...the Hard Way - “Kairi knew she was going to go prematurely grey, that’s normal for redheads, but now it was kinda a occupational hazard.” RikuXSora with hints of AkuRoku for flavor. HAPPY HEARTS DAY!

Dance, Dance - Vaan just wanted a "normal' relationship. Balthier/Vaan Happy Valentine's Day! Rated T

Destruction of a Village - Somewhat fluffy drabble. Name says it all...kinda. Not exactly SasuNaru but can be interpreted, same with KakaIru. Rated T

Ends - "They both knew that one day their relationship would end. And every day they both prayed that it wouldn't be today." 10/Simm!Master drabble Rated T

Far Away - He was simply, too far away. Elricest Heavily off of "Conqueror of Shamballa" Rated T

Forever - songfic to Forever by Papa Roach. written in a style I've never used before, but i like how it turned out. Review please! AkuRoku, angsty Rated T

Goodbye to You - Zexion never cared. He really didn't. HAPPY DEXION DAY! XP Named after a Michelle branch song Rated T

He Will Be Loved - off of "She will be loved" by Maroon 5. Zidane/Tidus Tidane Zitus Zidus Rated T

How Far Do You Wanna Go - written for a friend's birthday, based off of the Gloriana song by the same title. Hayner wants out of Twilight Town and Seifer wants to go with him. Rated T

Los Memorias - Vaan loves Balthier, but he's not sure he can get over Reks. BalVaan yes, lame-ass summary DX Rated T

Memories - Axel wanders the halls of Castle oblivion he can't help but play all the memories he’s ever shared with Roxas. Akuroku Rated T

Nevermind - sister fic to "Boys" by Casey V she's awesome . Basically it's Roxas's POV on part of chapter 24. Rated T

No Love - Songfic to No Love by Simple Plan. No pairing, 's a branch off of Bad Habits but you don't have to read Bad Habits to get it. Love this song Rated T

No Surprise - Cloud Tells Zack everything…..i guess. I dunno. Angsty. Shounen-ai ish. Dun like? Dun read. Kayz? Kay. (written for a friend's B-day)

Songfics - Collection of songfics that I've written Rated T

Sorrow - Competition fic for my friend Vira Eternal Grey's her penname . The requirements were one smirk and no fluff. Slightly dark

Taboo - HikaKaro I know, -gasp- finally something other than Naruto! neways: LEMON! just a heads up. Rated M may be re-written or deleted, idk

To Own One Of The Orgy's Black Coats - a silver haired stranger mugs Demyx. Wonder who it is...? hilarious drabble

Toy Story - Sakura wants to go to toy story 3. SasoSaku

Untitled - one-shot "I knew I'd break when this happened. I knew it and yet I never made any move to stop it from happening. I guess that means I deserve it." No couple shocking, I know. This is a probable future for me...sadly. SUICIDE Rated M

Whispers - It was only three words Lavanda Rated K

White - "I hate the color white. It's so simple, so pure and so.../innocent/. I hate everything about it." Elricest don't like, don't read. like, review. Rated for sexual references, foreplay-ish, and incest. one shot

Who Am I? - Sora finally gets Axel after hiding in the shadows while he was with Roxas. But now Roxas is inside of Sora and no one can tell the difference anymore. Axel/Sora AkuSor heavily implied Axel/Roxas AkuRoku Rated T

Yesterday - Based off of Memories by p!atd Zemyx/Dexion M for smut Sometimes, no matter how hard you try or how much you love them, things don't always work out. But you have to keep going because the world will never stop turning. Rated M

Fics

Bad Habits - “'I...I...love you too...aniki.' I choke out on the verge of tears for the first time in about ten years. 'And I forgive you.'” SasuNaru, AU. Rated M Complete! and being re-written

Bad Habits: The Re-write:it's about addictions. it's about the road to recovery. it's about the bumps and ditches along the way. it's a long hard process but maybe, just maybe, falling in love and sudden understanding helps. SasuNaru AU Rated for cutting and maybe smuttiness? Hiatus?

Complications - "I wake to find his arms wrapped tightly around my waist. Like in a protective manner...Actually, more like possessive...'I love you, Naruto...' I hear him whisper in his sleep. I go stiff. This could...complicate things..." SasuNaru AU. Rated T Hiatus

Crimson angel - This was orignally by Tenshi of Destiny. I loves her. and am mad at her flamer -glares- oh and, I am not a rabid Saku hater. I actually like how she's turning out in Shippuuden and she's really grown on me. Thought I should note on that. Please, any praise for this PM to Tenshi not me. I'll feel shitty. Rated M I've got all the chappies, just keep forgetting to post 'em.

Don't Leave - Seifer has to go to war leaving a eight month pregnant Zell to deal with things on his own. Seifell AU aka real world. Rated T Not going to finish

Ignorance - Sequel to White. Ed gets a transfer notice to the East and tells Al he can’t come. Too bad Al’s so stubborn when he wants something...Elricest. Complete

Kingdom Konoha - Cross over of Kingdom Hearts, Naruto and actually Final Fantasy but you can't chose three -pout- there'll be plot holes and no pairings le gasp! Rated T HIATUS! I'll rewrite the first chapter, post it and then continue it, kayz?

Mad Lib: Make your own title - Naruto's ordered to kill his love, sasuke. But they end up in bed together. Naruto gets pregnant and in a burst of emotional stress, runs away, and where does he go? Sasuke's! But what happens when the babies are born? Yaoi Mpreg Smut don't like don't read Rated M Complete!

Perfection: They say nobody's perfect. So would he be nobody? or is he an exception? either way, Demyx doesn't really care. Zemyx! Don't like? well then, don't waste your time of day in reading it! this is valuable living time! you only have so much! Not going to be finished

Reunion of the Unwanted - Sequel to Mad lib: Make your own Title. It has an actual title! Shocking i know...SasuNaru written in Sasu's POV to make it fair. Rape warning Not going to be finished

Questions about Love - Al asks Ed about love. but he doesn't know exactly how much Ed love him. Elricest. I suck at summaries In Progress

School for the Lonesome - Same story I started then deleted a while ago. It's edited slightly and I'll remember it and update it this time...well, I hope...remind me? neway, high school/boarding school fic SasuNaru rating may go up. Rated T Not Going to be finished

Solemn Deciet - Ed commits suicide, leaving Al to pick up the remains of himself. "Those who write suicide notes want to be caught in the act." AlWin hints, but actual Elricest rated M for Character death suicide and last chapter. Complete

The Eighth Deadly Sin - Squeal to Solemn Deceit. Ed now has to deal with Al dating Winry and not seeing him often for they’re both state alchemists. AlWinish and a little Winry bashing Elricest AlWin
Complete

Through the Glass - "'Hey Naruto,' Sasuke calls me on stage. I freeze until Dagger and Tomoyo push me up...He walks over to me and captures my lips in his." SasuNaru AU To Through the Glass by Stone Sour. Rated T Indefinite Hiatus

WIPs (no spoiling)

Songfic to Sarah Smiles by Panic! at the Disco

Songfic to The Calendar by Panic! at the Disco

Songfic to The Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! at the Disco (?)

Songfic to Trade Mistakes by Panic! at the Disco (?)

And maybe a few others

if you want more fics, there's an account that I share with a friend on the 'net. the Pen name's Ita-chan and Sasu-chan (I'm Sasu) look us up!

Meant for no one is re-continued. in the KH-RokuSo/SoRoku fandom...for now anyways

You Can't Live Without Me is another account with Vira this one attacks the crack and Seiner fandoms. meanign it's all crack and some of it's disturbing. just a forewarning