EPILOGUE

And just as soon as it began, it was over.

Sora and Riku went back to Destiny Islands with a hangover and plushie of themselves each.

Kairi filed for divorce from Zexion faster than Britney Spears divorced Jason Alexander. She was last seen in a happy relationship with Sora.

Xemnas, who hadn't really been into the whole ball thing anyway, continued plotting to take Kingdom Hearts, determined he would one day be whole without the thirteen idiots following him, thank you very much.

Xigbar, who skipped out of the ball before the madness had started, continued with his daily life, unharmed by that night's events.

Xaldin, who was ignored the entire time, went to a counselor and was immediately put on anti-depressants, with advice to "find a new job".

Vexen, who had his freezing ray blown up by Axel when he sent a particularly nasty blast of fire at Larxene, was ungrounded by his mom and told to "suggest a new color robe for his club, such as a nice maroon?"

Lexaeus suffered from frostbite after being thrown into an ice block and being stuck there by Sora. At last check, he as still laying on a hotpack, swearing revenge on "that kid and his stupid key, too."

Zexion remained emotionally scarred for a good two months, refusing to talk to anyone and living in his room.

Saῑx went back to being his grumpy self.

Axel continued to hunt Larxene and try to incinerate her. He is now attempting to be nice to her, due to being caught in a compromising position with Roxas. He was last seen cleaning Larxene's bathroom and buying her tampons.

Demyx was continued to be hated by most members of the Organization, and was last sent on a mission to the other side of the World. He hasn't been seen since.

Luxord continued gambling, and was last seen at a local casino, applying for a dealer job.

Marluxia wasn't seen for days after the incident. Larxene, in a scary show of compassion, found him in his Petunia garden, weeping over the dead flowers.

Larxene was put under house arrest, forbidden from organizing any fund raisers, and was last seen convincing Hades that "She would much rather work for him, and knew plenty of excellent torture techniques involving knives".

As for Roxas, he sat back and laughed his ass off about the entire thing.

The End

Love,

RCK