Smudge the rathide bio
 Author has written 28 stories for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VII, Good Omens, Saiyuki, Kingdom Hearts, Love Hina, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: SG-1, Buffy X-overs, and Doctor Who. If I write a review that you don't like: Don't send me an angry reply. Either ignore what I said or improve it and then ask me to read it again. I do my best to point out what I didn't like and I make suggestions about how it could be made better as much as I can. I'm happy to speak to you, so just because I wasn't nice about your fic doesn't mean I won't be nice to you. |
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Turning Point by TheGodMachine reviews
Jasmine is transgender and makes a move to become the famous James Potter we all know. Lily and Sirius are just along for the ride. Transgender themes. James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,136 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/25/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Differences by Robert Teague reviews
Sequel to "Kagrofdin". Starfire confronts Raven about her unexpressed feelings, and they begin a path of exploration and discovery with each other.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,289 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And Apple Trees Shall Bloom On Mars by chimere reviews
Of all the things you can find on Babylon 5, even when you are not looking for anything any more. The story of a woman from Earth who wanders through the legendary events on the station and quite unexpectedly finds her own way again.
Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,182 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Rond de Jambe by babydykecate reviews
River/Kaylee Femslash. River teaches Kaylee some ballet steps.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Kaylee, River - Complete
Gateway by Remi G. Craeg reviews
Mulder, the perfect distraction.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2008 - F. Mulder, D. Scully - Complete
Falling into Heaven, falling into Hell by Oneiriad reviews
What if, at the end of the movie, Jack pulls Norrington over the edge with him? (Slash - sooner or later, anyway...)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 90,817 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 3/13/2004
Ten kisses that may never have happened by Yaseanne reviews
Ten kisses, ten moments in time. Beware the meta. Mulder&Krycek, rated M for language
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2008 - F. Mulder, A. Krycek - Complete
Little Guns by feathers and ash reviews
WarxPepper for 1sentence at LJ.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Tease by paintthesilence reviews
Axel goes for a third attempt at Junior year, Roxas learns to kiss, Sora likes ladybugs and Riku is sexually frustrated. AU, rated M for language, yaoi, lemonlime in later chapters. [AkuRoku][RikuSora][Zemyx][LeonCloud]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 141,770 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Snape's Kitty by Lady Remus 1983 reviews
Set during POA Remus needs the Wolfsbane Potion from Snape and the Slytherin is about to take advantage of that…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Illegal by Morgana Maeve reviews
[Axel.Roxas][A.U.][OneShot] He was nineteen. He was fourteen. Their heat was illegal.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Gingerbread by dentedsky reviews
None of them have read fairy tales but they still believe that dreams can come true. AC triplets shounenai.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kadaj, Yazoo - Complete
Silence by quidaam reviews
Just a little oneshot. It's a Zemyx...and is moreorless almost a lemon, kinda not really? It's all crazy and artsy like...Reviews make the world go 'round! So, please? Demyx puppy eyes
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Staircase by The Jackalope reviews
Roxas didn't think that accepting something like a drink would end him up like this. On this staircase with this guy he didn't know. Where was Axel when he needed him? [AkuRoku Oneshot]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Window of Opportunity by Something.Myffic reviews
Discworld's favorite canon femslash! TonkerLofty, so of course it's depressing, but it has a happy ending...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
Until It Sleeps by xChristabelx reviews
Post Dead Man's Chest James needs to find release to rid himself of his deamons and Cutler Beckett is his unfortunate victim. Songfic to Metallica's Until It Sleeps. NorringtonxBeckett
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete
Vice and Virtue by FangQueen13 reviews
Remus Lupin is a bad Catholic. But that doesn’t mean he’s bad. PostPrank SLASH RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Grebnaxlorg by BlatantPseudonym reviews
Starfire and Raven Lime story. Extremely weird at points.Starfire has a problem unique to Tamaranian women, and can only entrust Raven with the details. Raven must either help her friend with this distasteful duty, or Starfire must leave Earth!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,175 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
Stay Another Season by distinct complicity reviews
Severus POV: Before Severus leaves, he asks Remus to kiss him. Remus gives something more in return. Suicidal thoughts, boys kissing, and just general angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Soliloquy by Pennyforum reviews
Malcolm recites Shakespeare.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2006 - M. Reed - Complete
Too Sexy For His Shirt by Pennyforum reviews
Malcolm is coerced into entering a competition and ends up performing to 'The Stripper'. This is TR slash but nothing explicit. If it's not your thing, stop reading now.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,412 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - M. Reed, C. Tucker - Complete
Time Travel by KittyNakoji reviews
If there was one thing Number X hated most of all...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Luxord - Complete
Midnight in the Owlery by The Treacle Tart reviews
On a sleepless night, Remus Lupin finds himself alone in the Hogwarts Owlery. He scribbles a note on a spare bit of parchment and sends it out into the dark night. What happens when someone answers? RemusSeverus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Dita Kitten by ButterflyDestiny reviews
Jima muses on how much Dita resembles a kitten.
Chobits - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Not Enough by amor-remanet reviews
Only once has Barty Crouch Junior ever been good enough for his father. Mild SLASH content, SeverusxBarty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Barty C. Jr., Severus S. - Complete
Badedas by Salmon Pink reviews
Starfire wants to learn of Earth customs, and she wants to experience everything, and she wants to experience EVERYTHING. Starfire x Raven
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Starfire, Raven - Complete
Life on the Edge by Ijemanja reviews
It's seductive and dangerous, and she tells herself this woman will always, always be Psi Corp. SusanTalia.
Babylon 5 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2005 - S. Ivanova, T. Winters - Complete
Completely Useless by Snape's Nightie reviews
POA time. During a blazing row, Snape calls Lupin ‘useless’. A miserable Remus sets about proving that he does have a talent. SLASH SSRL One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
The Very Air He Breathed by The Treacle Tart reviews
Slash “This potion could save lives but it needed to be tested. Severus needed a guinea pig he simply failed to tell Lupin that he volunteered for duty.” SSRL COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,070 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
Much Ado About Nothing by The Goblet reviews
When the graduating class of 1977 return to Hogwarts to attend the annual Hogsmeade Masked Mid-Summer Ball, turmoil and madness ensues when the Black brothers decide to meddle in the love lives of their friends. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 64,721 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Constellations by mssparrington reviews
COMPLETE Slashy! Sweet! Seductive! Sparrington! Jack's POV. Jack gets caught in Port Royal in more ways than one by a tipsy and rather lonely commodore. Return reviews when possible.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N. - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Atalan reviews
AU, set after OotP. Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil. SBRL slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,809 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/8/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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A Moment's Reprieve reviews
Added onto the end of the Christmas special, because I couldn't get over the sexual tension and because the Doctor is so very lonely. Contains spoilers for The Next Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Virtue reviews
The Forces of Darkness aren't happy with Crowley regarding this whole saving the world business. Explicit Aziraphale/Crowley slash. Small amounts of angst.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Complete
Kindred Spirits reviews
BTVS/Harry Potter crossover - picture Bellatrix Lestrange as a vampire, ruling the night with Drusilla by her side. Femmeslash, WIP.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008
Thinking Of You reviews
An interpretation of the poem from the sequence you get when you leave the title screen for a couple of minutes. Roxas/Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
Between The Lines reviews
Volume 7 from Gojyo and Sanzo's point of view, with a Yaoi scene added in. "I like pickin' things up when they fall."
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S. - Complete
Laura Cadman: Tomb Raider reviews
This is more or less what it sounds like: Laura Cadman as an unsuitably dressed archaeologist type, sent into a recently discovered cave to retrieve an Ancient artifact.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Laura C. - Complete
The Door to Light reviews
I don't know if anyone has done this before, but... imagine the Stargate Atlantis cast in a universe based on Kingdom Hearts II. Contains spoilers for most of the storyline of Kingdom Hearts II including the ending. Mostly crack.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/3/2007 - John S. - Complete
Lessons reviews
Radek can't trust John to behave, so he takes matters into his own hands. Slash, mild BDSM, established relationship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2007 - John S., Radek Z. - Complete
Cure for Everything
Jeannie comes to visit Laura when she's sick. Nothing more than kissing in this one... you want femmeslash, go read my other fics.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Laura C. - Complete
Of Machines and Men reviews
Carson finds himself in the wrong universe and starts to realise that there's no place like home. Some slash at the end, but I still put it under the Friendship genre. Rated T because I can't remember whether there was swearing.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Introspection reviews
Radek reflects on the past and looks to the future. RadekRonon slash, established relationship. Rated M to be safe I'd give it an R, but these ratings are stupid
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Radek Z., Ronon D. - Complete
Happily Ever After reviews
Daniel Jackson's first mission in Pegasus was supposed to be a peaceful scientific one. He really shouldn't be surprised to find himself in a virtual reality where the landscape and wildlife is shaped by the imagination. Some ZelenkaJackson slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,432 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Radek Z. - Complete
Moments reviews
In my fic Secrets, Laura mentioned the joint mission where Rodney is attacked by pigeons, so I couldn't resist turning it into a drabble. Second and third drabble now added. I'm going to turn this into a drumping ground for funny team moments.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Rodney M., Ronon D. - Complete
Secrets reviews
Crossover with SG1. Multiple slash and femmeslash pairings, most of them crossovers, no het. Slightly crackfic but I prefer to think of it as interesting humour. Rated M for porn.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,830 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - John S., Teyla E.
Ritual
Miko Kusanagi and Teyla Emmagan, established relationship. This is their ritual. Nonexplicit femmeslash. This pairing is so sweet, I love it!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Teyla E. - Complete
Fear of Discovery reviews
“Don’t even think about it!” Carson interrupted. “Fooling around with you in a place where anyone could walk in on us is not my idea of a good time.” Carson and Chuck the Canadian Gate Technician. Established relationship, slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Carson B. - Complete
Pick up the pieces reviews
SeverusDraco slash, contains noncon, angst and SPOILERS FOR DEATHLY HALLOWS First three chapters were written a while ago and set during Half Blood Prince, fourth chapter is a conclusion based on events of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Daniel's New Friend reviews
Great, Mitchell sighed, eying Daniel’s new friend warily. Lets take it home and make it part of the team. It can have my job.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007 - D. Jackson - Complete
Chocolate reviews
“Do you know how long it has been,” he moaned, “Since I have tasted chocolate?” CarsonRadek slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Carson B., Radek Z. - Complete
Unnatural reviews
Even colour had no personality in the World That Never Was.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Demyx - Complete
Curing Insomnia reviews
Ronon can't sleep, doesn't know the meaning of foreplay and has a predatory glint in his eye. BeckettDex slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Carson B., Ronon D. - Complete
New Beginnings reviews
AU. After the Accident, Roxas started a new school hoping to put the past behind him, but his future turns out to contain all manner of unexpected problems. RoxasDemyx. YuffiePaine. Angsty Romance with a side order of Humour. COMPLETE!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,152 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Roxas, Demyx - Complete
Hormones reviews
Motoko is unable to resist the charms of a drunken Kitsune. Rated for Yuri. Cute little oneshot.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Complete
Riding the Waves reviews
Set during Chain of Memories. Kairi and Namine share a dream. KairiNamine Yuri. Not too explicit, but rated M to be safe.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Kairi, Naminé - Complete
Smokers Corner reviews
When Hakkai complains about their smoking, Sanzo and Gojyo are forced to go outside. SanzoGojyo Yaoi. Takes place during second book in the manga series.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/22/2007 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S. - Complete
Morning After reviews
When did Crowley become addicted? A series of mornings after from different periods in history. AziraphaleCrowley slash, plus mild violence.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Complete
Private Reunion reviews
Extended scene at the end of Advent Children. TifaYuffie Yuri. Short and sweet but pornographic. The girls slip outside for a quick reunion.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Tifa L., Yuffie K. - Complete
He shouldn't have eaten the jelly reviews
Arthur is picked up by Ford after being thrown into space. Ford comforts him. Warning: FordArthur slash, spoilers, fluff and DELICIOUS JELLY!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Complete
