What happens when new artist Yagami Raito manages to capture the attention of socially inept, anonymous artist L Lawliet? Hilarity, of course. Matchmakers, troublesome sisters, and crazy lawyers pretending to be drag queens? What is this world coming to?

In the midst of all Hayako's screaming, there stood Itachi, a sleepy look in his eyes, towel on his shoulder, and what smelled like a cup of tea in his hand. He reached out towards Hinata, placing a kiss on her forehead. "You look exhausted. Leave."

Sans has watched as everything repeated over and over again. So has Frisk. Sans gave up a long time ago. Frisk, she still has plenty of determination. They couldn't end the loop on their own. But maybe, they could end it if they worked together? Female Frisk. Possible future Frisk/Sans.

Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.

Kyoko finds herself in a challenging situation when a certain someone makes a guest appearance on Box "R" and forces her to deal with unwelcome and overwhelming feelings.

From now on I will be posting all of my Kuroba 'Verse drabbles here for your viewing pleasure. Just wrote a new one today. All my previously written ones are here too. It was just to much of a pain sorting through all the stuff under Facets of a Gem.

His tutors in the Northern Fortress always filled his head with stories of great Nohrian generals & glorious spoils of battle, but after he turned his back on Hoshido & killed one of his countrymen for the first time, he wonders if he is cut out for the realities of war. And yet, war has a way of bringing together people who may have never liked each other, or even met otherwise.

[ItaNaru] After being ditched by his fiancée on the day of his marriage, Naruto crashes into a bar to drown himself out. And what about the unknown person who wants to share his house now? First Chapter based on the japanese Drama Long Vacation

As Sakura tries to navigate through the aftermath of the war, she forgets that though the flowers of her namesake are fleeting, the next bloom and the hope it brings is never far away. [Post-Conquest. Sakura-centric. Leo/Sakura]

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

In all honesty, this whole debacle started out as a well-intentioned joke and, in Ash's humble opinion, from a hard-learned lesson in safeguarding your phone against your asshole friends. Palletshipping ahead.

If he gets enough hugs from his loved ones, Sans might just figure out this happiness thing.

Toriel seeks out parenting advice from a very unexpected (and unsuspecting) source. (Post-Pacifist ending, Drabble)

It was a shame. Papyrus would have loved her. A Sans/Toriel fic.

She feels like a bad friend, she says, leaving him outside in the cold every time they talk. So Sans bends the rules. Completely worth it.

SasuHina. Once upon a time, there was a princess who was exiled...

The box had been opened; there was no going back. Canon. Ren/Kyoko

Nothing about Itachi, she realized uncomfortably, was ever by accident...Nothing about Hinata, he realized with exasperation, could ever be considered normal. Drabble-esque.

Cordelia's been following the questionable guidelines of a book on relationships in order to win Chrom's heart. Unfortunately, the prince is not the one who is falling for her. COMPLETE

Hakuba Saguru, British detective. Everyone believes Kid to be the showman, but what secrets might lie behind Saguru's over-the-top debut and subsequent conspicuous absences? Point of view, DCMK canon with a twist. [Don't copy to another site.]

Our choices are ours to make and the future, ours to take.

When Misa gets dumped by Light because he wants someone "serious" to pursue a law career at To-Oh, the perky model decides to swap her Lolita outfits for law books and prove to her love that she is more than serious enough. DN/Legally Blonde, 2011-rewrite

'Happily Ever After' doesn't mean things are easy and perfect forever. Tenten figures that would be so boring anyway. Tenten. Shino. Life as newlywed shinobi under the shadow of a new threat.

From cgkinkmemeii. PROMPT: Lelouch's parents send him to a Christian summer camp where Suzaku is a counsellor hoping to force the gay out of him. Lelouch decides having gay sex there is the perfect revenge. Explicit, M/M, blackmail, acceptance issues, semi-public sex, mild exhibitionism, bible quotes

To Kyouya, being in the cafe, with her, made him feel content, and that everything was right in the world.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Kakashi tries to save an ally from an unknown kunoichi determined to use all her skills to complete her mission. Problem is, it turns out that kunoichi was Hinata and Kakashi just blew her assignment. But if that's all, then why can't they look at each other?

Bitterly betrayed by the one he loved the most, Ash turned into a shadow of his former self. When his best friend returns after five years, Ash doesn't know what to do. He hates Gary, doesn't he? His heart shouldn't be beating so fast... PALLETSHIPPING

Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.

Sakura's life is a chaotic mess and she can't seem to find her footing. Neji is caught between his duties to his clan and job and a growing interest in a particular medic. It'll start with Sakura breaking his hands and end in Hinata starting a riot.

Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.

Yugi didn't believe in genies. Not until he freed Atem from a cursed puzzle and discovered the only wish he really wanted was to spend 1001 nights in the genie's arms. AU Harlequin romance fusion. Best Puzzleshipping Story 2009 contest winner. Yami/Yugi WILL ONLY UPDATE ON AO3

Lory has conceived yet another devious scheme, wrapped in the guise of a LoveMe assignment. All the girls have to do is to write at least one letter a week to the person they respect the most. Simple… right?

AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.

An AU tale about what might have happened had things gone differently at the end of manga Chapter 60. Grell/Undertaker. Hooray for yaoi! Rated M for later chapters.

Gaara has a mysterious ailment, and an unusual obsession with a certain girl. Read to find out more.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Everyone knows the great detective L only takes cases he's interested in, cases with multiple victims... so why is he investigating a graffiti artist in Tokyo? LxLight AU, on hiatus

The first time Kakashi laid eyes on Iruka's paperweight, he thought it had to have been the most hideous thing ever created. So why in the world is everyone fighting over it? KakaIru. Rated for language and adult themes.

It started when Kaitou Kid found a flu ridden Kudo Shinichi on a rooftop. Where it went after that is something else altogether. Shinichi x Kaito. Shinichi x Ran. Kaito x Aoko.

From cgkinkmemeii. PROMPT: Military officer!Lulu and Solider!Suzaku. Kinks: crop whips, military uniforms, topping from bottom, and dirty talking. M/M, explicit, dubcon, roleplay, hair tugging, plus all of the above. There's a reason it's 11,000 words ;p

My MK and DC drabbles. Some good, some not so good. If you feel inspired feel free to add on to an idea in your own story. I do not own anything.

AU, ShiShi. Satoshi has been Master for eight years without fail and feels he has nothing left to accomplish with his life. However, when an old friend requires his reluctant help, Satoshi's life changes and nearly-forgotten memories start to re-emerge.

He would keep saying it, forever if he had to. Kaito x Shinichi. Mature Content.

This takes over from the anime episode 8, when Kyoya attempts to teach Haruhi a lesson. HaruhixKyoya. note: I don't own OHSHC. FINALLY UPDATED AGAIN. SUPER SHORT CHAPTER. MORE TO COME, HOPEFULLY

Tragedy strikes in the Nekozawa household and Umehito finds his world tumbling into a deeper darkness than he thought possible. Can an unexpected person show him that it's okay for everyone to be a little afraid of the dark?

Leon has a secret silk obsession, D has his own secrets. And for all their intelligence and observation skills, they both cause a mess of things, as misunderstandings abounds.

So when a girl's down on her luck, forced to live with her cousin and his frustratingly meddlesome wife and facing a divorce with her husband, what's she to do? Enter a contest to win the love of the world's biggest heart throb, of course. SasuHina.

The Elders want Kakashi to produce a heir to his bloodline, so Tsunade sets up a competition for him to find his soulmate.

When an experiment in the potions dungeons goes awry, Draco Malfoy finds Harry Potter a little too close for comfort. The title might give you a lead. COMPLETE

"It's not so much that I want to see you naked. I just want to see you not drown."

No matter how hard he would try to suppress those kinds of feelings, one day the dam would break, he would be unable to prevent his feelings from rushing through. RenKyoko, multichapter.

It's been a while. Outside these walls, she had learned to hold her head high as she walked, but the home of her earlier self folded around her like too thick a blanket and Hinata found herself unconsciously lowering her gaze. ItaHina, Complete

Heroes never get a break, especially one Ash Ketchum of Pallet town. Saving the world was one thing - crushing on your rival was another. ON HIATUS.

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

Joey is desperate to find his other half online, so his best friend Yami decided to help. Slight puppyshipping but it's prideshipping in the end.

Kyoko jumps at the chance to play a fairy-tale princess, even if it is only for a CM. But there's a catch. Why is Sho smirking, and will Ren be able to save her in time?

Kakashi is an out of work photographer looking to make money. Hinata is a gothloli teen beauty who has just become his muse. He's too old for her...She's got a boyfriend...what can happen between these two? AU some OOC KakaHina SasuHina

Wherein Kaito has a problem with Shinichi's soccer skills, and Shinichi has multiple problems courtesy of one Kaitou KID. Eventual Kaishin.

Iruka is sent to prison and discovers something about himself. Will be KakaIru yaoi.

After becoming Champion, Satoshi doesn't know where he wants his life to go. But when he goes to a place he's visited in the past, he finds himself visiting the past quite literally, with a bitter and lovesick Shigeru along for the ride. Palletshipping.

The boy has eyes red like wine. Empty. Like there's something missing in him. Kaiba thinks they look like the eyes of a murderer. Early manga-verse/season zero, revenge and card games.

Kudo Shinichi knows that there are rules that Kid will always abide by; namely that no one gets hurt. What he doesn't know is that Kid's rules have just had a priority shift, and the new #1 rule? Kid always gets what he wants. Kaishin. AU.

Throughout campus Mai is known to give good advice. She has no problem helping those in distress. However when her professor, the young Oliver Davis, comes up to her seeking love advice, Mai has a bit of trouble. Naru x Mai with Slight Yasuhara x Mai

Being on the run while working at the same time to bring down a powerful, criminal syndicate could have been miserable, only Kaitou KID didn't do miserable. Four heads were a lot more interesting if not always necessarily better than one... KaiShin

FULL SUMMARY INSIDE A serial killer is on the loose. Itachi Uchiha is on the case. But as he gets more involved, he finds out that it's much bigger than he ever thought. The facts lead back to his own past and threatens everything he holds dear. AU ItaNar

Babysitting Stein was a full-time job, and, for Spirit, apparently a lifelong career. Pre-slash.

A story in which Watson's London is flipped upside-down and turned inside-out; where his best friend is now the biggest criminal mastermind London has ever known, and Watson himself has walked right in the middle of it all.

Kyoko gets a new phone but has a little trouble with it when texting with Ren. Rated M for Language

Ren never imagined that agreeing to give Kyoko a ride home would cause so many problems. Both get in major trouble when a talkshow host calls Kyoko on stage to explain her feelings for Ren and it only gets worse from there on in.

…and you know where those lead. Less than half the trouble Shinichi gets into is because he's nosy. Really, he's just too nice for his own good. Something Kaito takes advantage of. KaiShin.

Complete. AU Itachi x Hinata. She is Itachi's live-in housekeeper, invisible unless she is needed. But when Itachi needs her to pose as his fiancé, it sets them on a path for desire. Will it be fulfilled or will it end badly for both?

Ash has finally become a Pokemon Master - the most popular one yet. Will one interview change his life forever?

Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.

Kaiba deals with his Yami obsession by drawing yaoi doujinshi featuring a human Blue Eyes White Dragon and Black Magician who have an uncanny resemblance to them. What Kaiba never counted on was Yami finding out and wanting to reenact his favorite scenes.

A confrontation on a Tokyo rooftop goes wrong, leaving Misaki in the hands of BK-201. Or is that a good thing?

Ai's internet connection is down, so now she can't read her daily horoscope— er, I mean read her Hell Correspondence emails. What does that mean for the clients? A loooooooong wait.

A battle against the Hidden Village of Mist leaves Konoha in wreckage. Iruka sacrificed everything to save his home and now is in the hands of the infamous Sharingan-Kakashi during his recovery. Kakashi couldn't be happier! Kakairu YAOI, slight sasunaru

Light had dealt with admirers before, but nothing like this. Between an unknown stalker and a mass-murderer with a God complex, it's unlikely that Light will ever sleep again... unless an insomniac detective can help him put a stop to both. LightxL dark

L was a genius murderer, and Light really wasn’t supposed to live past their first encounter. Unfortunately, L fell in love, and L's love hurt. LxLight AU

HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.

Gary wants to talk to Ash about something, and Ash really isn't making things easy. But eventually, the true feelings of many different people will be revealed. Palletshipping. Meta as Fanfic.

The pirate-themed ItaHina that morphed into Akatsuki humor, action and adventure. Pirate!Akatsuki and Captured!Hinata. Discontinued. Outline posted.

Hinata Hyuga is the Jinchuriki which contains the Nine Tailed Fox. This is Alternate Universe/Timeline, be wary of many spoilers if you aren't up to date with the manga...

Reluctant paparazzo, Remus Lupin, manipulates his way into rock star, Sirius Black's, life, hoping for a scoop that will kick start his flagging career. Instead, he finds himself torn between his growing feelings for Sirius, and the article of a lifetime.

This was absurd. The entire situation was impossible. It was immoral. It was unthinkable. It was exactly what he needed. WilliamxSebastian LEMONTASTIC.

If Rock Lee turns into a Druken Fist master, how would two normally quiet, reclusive people react while drunk? Hinata becomes drunk for the first time and her change is rather...interesting. ItaHina. AU. Complete.

17-year-old Uchiha Itachi was not pleased or impressed when he viewed his 12-year old fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. But fate seemed determined to have a different agenda, especially when Uchiha Itachi somehow becomes the instructor of Team 8.

Ash is nervous for his final match against Paul in the Sinnoh League...only one person can calm him down and get his confidence back up. Didn't put this in story...Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon! I promise!

Taizu wants Count D in his bed. Will he succeed in making D his? Taizu/Count D.

Itachi is the reason for Tenten's perfect aim. Crackficlet.

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

AU: Lelouch Britannia was not expecting what his new employer had in mind but went along. Why? His sister. Plus he looks drop dead sexy in a black mini skirt. SuzaLulu

AU! Sirius Black is a wealthy and slightly self centered socialite on a mission, to avenge his dumping. Remus Lupin is a no luck but bad luck street rat and prostitute who is hired to help. Sniff? Do I smell unexpected love? RL/SB, and a little JP/LE

When Kagome brings a dog whistle back through the well, she summons an unexpected guest...

The Hokage has given ANBU Captain Naruto Uzumaki a mission: contact an undercover agent and bring back his inside information. The only problem: she never told him that his contact had infiltrated the most powerful criminal organization in history.

Kaoru lost a bet to Kyouya, which really should have been expected. Now Kyouya wants three favors in return. 1: Paperwork. 2: A... date? 3: The Ambush. Slash, Kyouya/Kaoru, some angst, some fluff, some snogging in that order, three-shot.

Her clan wanted her to get married to a wealthy and influential man; the Council was pressuring him to get married and increase his bloodline. It was a perfect match, made of legal contracts and life-binding papers. KakaHina

Watson is in trouble, and it's Holmes who comes to his aid -- but Lestrade never expected to see Holmes actually feeling something. Rated T for violence.

AU; occurs during the original manga series. Leon is ill, sicker than he's ever been in his life, and there's no one who gives a damn if he lives or dies. Or is there?

Kaoru fills in a personality quiz for Kyouya. He gets some of the answers wrong, but Kyouya is happy to correct him...

Hikari Marik, Bakura, and Ryou break the fourth wall to complain about the fandom. Thiefshipping and Tendershipping.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

The case studies I've been given to make profiles for are boring. So i'm analyzing DC characters instead. I have no idea how much sense this makes to anyone without higher-level knowledge of Psychology. ; listed characters are the first two profiles.

COMPLETE AU. Slash. Remus Lupin has a new neighbour. Who is it? None other than Sirius Black, of course. Chapters get better as you go along!

Lelouch/Suzaku. Suzaku tries to dominate Lelouch by using his superior strength while Lelouch proves he is not to be underestimated. / "You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?" / Lemon.

KaiShin; When something is around long enough it, inevitably, becomes one of your most cherished things. //Sequel to Seduction of Kid//

AU Ren, an ordinary medicine student, meets a young meduim, Aï Enma. Bad summary, better read it.

GHOST HUNT. Lin has harbored inappropriate feelings for “Naru” for some time but has tried to accept that Mai is winning his heart away from Lin – or so he thinks. Lin/Naru.

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

...but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. L turns this into his motto when he is forced to see doctor Raito because of his sugar only diet. As he pursues the doctor, L learns that the murderer he is trying to catch is pursuing Raito’s life.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

Someone is determined to see Remus Lupin, Head of the Dark Creature Legislation and Control Department, dead. Auror Sirius Black is assigned to protect him and in the process, both men find something they never expected. Written for rs games at LJ.

Draco is bored at home and Harry has quit the Aurors to become a handyman. This was written for HD Career Fair on LJ and was supposed to be crack. Well, I tried. Contains the usual MATURE CONTENT.

Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.

Kaiba learns that inconsequential sex can have consequences and Yami tests out the idea that his heart really isn't measured by his size. Starts out Kaiba/Shadi. Implied, eventual, Yami/Kaiba. Definitely AU.

ConanKid; Because logic, logically, shouldn't work on a being so reality breaking as Kaitou Kid.

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

The people from House and Wilson’s pasts react to a wedding announcement in the paper. House/Wilson slash! Featuring Bonnie, Stacy, Lucas and now Blythe House and a look at the happy couple.

Kaname gets more than he bargained for when he tries to make Zero drink his blood. KxZ/ZxK

KeiichiSatoshi mild. Drabble. The Mion Punishment Game is hard if you have not played in a long time; Satoshi knows better than anyone. And Keiichi does not make things easier. Translated for Kotome Yubake Shimizu

Remus is a struggling artist who loses his confidence after a car accident. He goes back to basics to try and rediscover his talent and meets a man who inspires him both professionally and personally. AU. Slash. RL/SB

A fairy tale gone wrong in which Suzaku finds the wrong castle and Lelouch is a not-princess with some serious family issues. SuzaLulu.

It's tough being the new guy in Division One. There's so much you need to know...

Then, gleeful looks on all three faces, they started singing. That was when Kuroba sealed his very painful and prolonged fate, and Hakuba swore to go back in time and assassinate Walt Disney.

Crappy Palletshipping, people seem to like it. 8D

yaoi, really shounen-ai, almost cannon pairing

Slash/Yaoi - After meeting as November 11 and BK-201 they meet again - only this time as Jack Simon and Li Shengshun and both of their lives change more than they thought possible.

A five-year-old Rena goes to see Santa. Drabble.

When someone close to Conan dies in a very unexpected way, he feels like everything is lost, and he needs someone to help him start living again. Kaito x Conan slash

Conan endures many internal hormonal battles as he associates with Ran, Kaito, and Ai. But what happens when Conan finds a whole new type of lust present...a lust for blood.

Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S

On Ciel's eighteenth birthday, the Phantomhive heir decided to make a profile on a dating site in an act of boredom and a desire for something new. Needless to say, Ciel got more than he bargained for. ... SebastianxCiel; eventual M rating

Grell just told his boyfriend, the Undertaker, the most hilarious joke he's ever heard. Yaoi. Undertaker/Grell/Undertaker? Funny little one-shot R&R

You will have human legs for three days; your voice will be your price. If in three days you have received no kiss from your beloved, you will return to the sea and belong to me." KA, AU. Spin off the Little Mermaid—albeit with one unexpected twist.

What happens when Hitsuzen shows Domeki the REAL perks of handing over half his eye...Lovely lemon and OCC-ness within! Come on people! They SHARE an EYE...and YUUKO knows! M for a reason :D

Isn't it ironic that mirrors that have cracked and broken are the ones to gleam the most brilliantly of all? Sebastian x Ciel. Rated M for sexual content. Non-shota.

"Then why didn't you feel anything? Ino, come here and lend us a boob." Naruto wasn't gay. Just because two of his conspirators decide that he is doesn't mean that his ruler is bent. He just happens to have a very flexible one, that's all. ItaNaru.

Gary has returned to Pallet, and is befuddled with the changes in the old rival. Can he, too, grow up like his old friend, or will their turbulent past cause a break between them that can never be fixed? Palletshipping Shishi and lemon.

Someone is following Tsuruga Ren's schedule really, really closely.

Sakura, truth or dare?" "Dare." I said stupidly. "I double dog dare you to stalk Itachi until you find out his deepest secret!" Oh crap... Non-massacre AU ItaSaku

AU, Sebastian x Ciel, For fun, Detective Sebastian Michaels flirts with the wrong side of the law...and for some unreasonable reason, Ciel Phantomhive finds himself flirting right back.

It frightens Ciel how willing he is to seek comfort from the hands that will one day kill him..." A collection of SebastianxCiel minfics and sentences.

What happens when you mix the worlds hottest Supermodel with the worlds most blunt and emotionally stunted high school student? A nosebleed worthy centerfold. SaixItachi, NarutoxSasuke YAOI Language Warning.

Part of the 'RaiS' arc. Ash takes his rivals very seriously. The rivals he acknowledges, that is. Established shishi, palletshipping. Paul fans, tread with caution.

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

A story in which Haruhi befriends Koizumi, and helps him get what he wants. With some misadventures along the way. Inspired by the song 'Gay Boyfriend' but not exactly a songfic. KoizuKyon. Rating has changed since creation.

Shou teases the media about a possible potential 'girlfriend,' which has unexpected ramifications on Kyouko's relationship with Ren. Canon spoilers until Chapter 135. Summary changed at the request of buduica

SebastianxCiel thirty kisses fic. Ch. 2- Youth. Elder lips crashed against younger, and for once, there was agelessness.

Why does Kyoko have to do her first-ever photo shoot in a bikini, of all things? And why won't Ren quit teasing her? It's an embarrassing day for Kyoko. For Lyl's Cover Challenge. Ren x Kyoko fluff and silly-ness. Oneshot.

If Severus Snape met a Boggart, what would he see? Remus Lupin finds out when Snape encounters a Boggart in the teachers' staff room. Spoilers for DH.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Bard gets an eye-full of something he really didn't want to see.

In which Shinichi discovers the perils of betting against one Hattori Heiji.

A waitress keeps noticing unusual couples at her place of work. A Skip Beat future-fic, Ren/Kyouko pairing.

Ren's pride has been smarting ever since his encounter with Sho at Karuizawa. Isn't there anything he can do to wipe that smug look off Fuwa's face? One-shot.

Ash had been hiding, and it isn't until he comes to face his fears that he manages to get out of his rut. It doesn't help that his fears involve the cocky, intelligent, successful, and ridiculously attractive Gary Oak. Ash/Gary. Slash.

Ash is up at four in the morning, studying his opponent's Pokémon. Gary is interested in doing some studying of his own, but this kind involves two hot bodies and a couple of pillows. One-shot.

Ciel and Sebastian play a game on a particularly long carriage ride. Sebastian/Ciel

Severus Snape/Count D - HP crossover. When Snape's first Animagus transformation doesn't go entirely as expected, he finds himself plagued by a mysterious being, who – in the company of a pet man-eating goat thing – proceeds to turn his life upside down.

In which Black Star is asymmetrical and Kid suffers from massive internal bleeding.

What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?

One-shot, Kaname x Yuuki fluff & a tidbit of angst. The Day class had class representative elections, and there is paperwork to sort through. Kaname offers to help Yuuki with it, but a little unplanned thing happens when she accidentally cuts her finger…

Sebastian finally takes Grell up on his persistent perusal of a date, but on his terms.

The Rookie Nine, Team Gai, and the Sand Siblings all gather at Kakashi's invitation to play a game called 'Yakuza', where the Yakuza members pick off the innocent villagers one by one. Who will survive, if anyone at all? Slight NaruHina in the end.

After a traffic confrontation lands Itachi Uchiha in court, the prodigal son is sentenced to anger management classes and he’s not the only one. Itachi/Sai

Au-ish. "Cases do seem to be becoming increasing strange as of late."

Shinichi and his parents decide it will be safer for him to stay with another family, one in which he will blend in more and garner less attention. Kaito won't know what hit him.

Silly little one-shot due to MASS PLOT BUNNY ATTACK. Kyogoku Makoto gets a rather unexpected late-night visit from an irritated Kaitou Kid, who wants to return something to him...

On-Hold. AU KakaSaku. Kakashi runs an adult novelty store but it is fairly lonely, that is until Sakura comes along looking for a job to pay for college. What will ensue between them? Will it be epic love or are they headed for failure?

“Marry me.” Kagome's eyes widened. “I…I don’t love you.” She said weakly. If Sesshoumaru could have laughed, he would have. “Stupid miko.” He said. “This is not about love. This is merely business. SessKag SM IK The rating is only for the ending

He was the teenage super sleuth; the sole savior of the Tokyo police force. They thought that his logic was infallible, but they were wrong. Oneshot.

Watanuki, just like many before him, had his ways of exacting revenge upon his enemies for their insolence. Unfortunately, they didn’t always have the effect he was aiming for.

Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...

Al has given Ed an ultimatum regarding Roy Mustang. Havoc and Hawkeye have a bet on the outcome. Chapter 8:Three Years Later

Oh.Kyo 101's Exclusive Sneak Peek: THE SECRET BEHIND KYOUYA'S AWESOMNESS! Click to Read Moar. -PARODY/ONESHOT-Rated T for itty bitty implied twincest-

Hei and Mao compare notes on their stalkers.

Hikaru lost a bet and Kaoru has to be the Shadow King's servant. What follows is a week filled with maidcostumes, cat ears, milk, pink underwear, strawberries, daring moves, but most of all: Kyouya senpai! KyouKao.RatingMayChange. RR please!Chapter 5 up!

Iruka has a run in on a mission and starts down a very dangerous yet alluring path. They both should know better but neither can stay away. Bad summary, give it a try. Two-shot. Yaoi ItaIru KakaIru Rim, NC, bond, violence, slight OOC, oral. RATED M!

futurefic // I'm not sure what this man in Oriental dress is doing here, but somehow, he looks like he belongs more than me // character death. oneshot.

Maka has to deal with her father's latest tryst. SteinDeathscythe.

Oneshot,Dawn. Nonromantic. The two go grocery-shopping, Alucard is mistaken for a girlfriend, Walter finds a creative way to get his change.

Wilson likes to watch old movies. House likes to watch Wilson.

Oneshot, strong Palletshipping hints, PWP, KH sprinkles. It's the hottest day of the year in the middle of July, and there's talk of Santa-phobia over frozen treats...

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Shorts and drabbles. Probably plotless. Now with even more crackpairings!

Drabble-ish; on a quiet night, Spirit discovers one of Stein's hidden talents.

Haru's heart has been ripped apart by the man she loved. A large white cat offers her a solution to her problem, but should she trust him? Will the fatso just lead to more trouble?

Or, alternatively titled, 'Why Light Yagami Should Never Be Allowed to Drive a Car. Ever.' :crack!fic:

In which Mai and Yasuhara discuss why everyone thinks they're dating. 3rd sequel to Mai and Yasuhara's Random Rabbles. NOT YasuharaxMai. NaruxMai.

AU. After a one night stand with a beautiful young man, L’s life is turned upside down, especially when he finds out said man is the son of his coworker. LxRaito. Lemons. Now Being Continued.

Oneshot. Crack. The confrontation between Neville Longbottom and Bellatrix Lestrange wouldn't be so dramatic if he couldn't remember her first name...

Because Kaoru had been looking a little bored lately and Kyouya knows exactly how to spice things up. /KyouKao/ /Done for Lit's 4LL challenge on S.H.I.N.E/ “Interesting enough for you, Kaoru Hitachiin?”

Wrong nemesis, Ratigan. Sherlock Holmes finds a rat in his apartments.

A crack fic in which Kakashi tries to get Iruka on a date, sakura gets dissed and Naruto and Sasuke have a wardrobe malfunction. Probably a bit AU and OOC

Slight Paul bashing, Palletshipping hinted at. April 25th is the National Day of Silence. Can Ash keep his mouth shut long enough?

-Hei x Misaki- Two years after the fact, she's still chasing him in her dreams.

Before Ran, there was another best friend in Shinichi's life...he just doesn't remember! Chapter Twelve: Would you take me back if it meant losing someone else dear...? And yet, Kaito doesn't even know he has to choose...

Kyouya visits Kaoru as he worries about his brother and Haruhi during the thunderstorm. Secrets are laid out, and the two boys admit things they'd never even dreamed of realizing. Pairing is Kyouya/Kaoru. Rated for graphic Yaoi and MalexMale. Long Oneshot

Kaname and Zero have a fight and Zero storms off, only to end up in deep trouble with a couple of cruel aristocrats who want to teach him his place. Will Kaname listen to what Zero said, or what his heart is saying? Attempted non-con.

Epilogue finally up! Kaoru looked up into his dark eyes and smiled. “Okay,” he said, letting his head rest against the Shadow King’s shoulder.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

Who would have thought that germs could be useful? A humorous, multichapter story where Ed and Roy discover the possibility of romance thanks to the help of various viruses. Used to be titled 'Winter'

A series of unrelated drabbles staring Shinichi and Kaito. MaleMale pairing. 10: Shinichi rather liked this magic trick.

A tragic incident involving Leon's brother brings to light an old contract from within D's shop.

The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku

Watanuki and Doumeki are sent on an errand on a hot summer night.

Hei cooks and Huang wonders about getting old.

If you can tie a cherry stem into a knot, then you are a good kisser. Mai wonders if Naru can do it...Can he? Naru x Mai

Uchiha Sasuke made a promise to himself. Even if it took him forever and ever and ever, even IF it made his mommy mad, even if he died trying…he was going to get his dignity back. He had to find a way to get rid of those dolls. [Sasuke x Hinata oneshot]

When Draco fears he is being stalked by a creature no one’s ever heard of, he goes to the only person in the world who might believe him. DracoLuna.

As opposed to the one I did for Tsubasa. Anyways, drabbles for every letter of the alphabet, of various genres and pairings. G: Ayako and Bousan play drunken strip Scrabble. ...No, really.

Kakashi didn't know what he'd done to deserve this. He could handle fox demons, curse seals, and homicidal older brothers. No one ever told him he'd have to deal with puberty. Team 7 is growing up. Onesided SakuSasu and NaruSaku. SasuNaru and KakaIru.

Who won the fight to get Naru his tea? This is one idea...

Her cookies are vanishing without a trace, leaving her in bewilderment. Do ghosts and spirits eat cookies? Or a cookie monster maybe? She has no idea. Oneshot. Slight NaruMai.

A master thief and a master detective. Longdistance relationships rely heavily on phone calls and letters, especially when you only see each other at work on the other side of law. Shounenai HeijiKaito.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

The Fuhrer's orders were simple: all State Alchemists must learn to dance. But when Roy and Ed are forced to be partners, they find that simple things can quickly become complicated.It's written by me, so how could it not be an EdRoy yaoi fic?.Yay fluff!

Kyouya knows the perfect woman for him well, assuming he can get past her voicemail. Crossover with Ranma.

Hattori Heiji is chasing Kaitou Kid when they both get stuck in an elevator. Waiting to get out, the two teens talk, discovering many things about each other. Shounen Ai HeijiKaito.

A series of phone calls from three detectives, a thief, a karate champion, a bossy girl from Osaka and an heiress. At midnight, when no one seems to be who they are, it is difficult to identify the truth amidst the fallacies...

Hermione, after much thought and putting together many years of evidence, thinks she knows why Voldemort acts the way he does. Ron thinks she's being a pervert. Oneshot Crackfic

Oh the things Doumeki thinks up sometimes.

When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.

The story of Jimmy the Wonder Boy Oncologist and his best friend Dr Scruffy McCane as they make the world safe for kittens up trees everywhere. House and Cuddy or House and Wilson. Ambiguity abounds.

Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]

An evil little oneshot about Wilson's love for candy and how House exploits it for...er...evil. Hee.

COMPLETE As a prank, Yami is forced to confess his feelings for Seto while under control of the Sennen Rod. But nobody expected Seto to return those feelings. SetoYami BakuraMalik

They will insist on getting into their swimming costumes whenever you order them to drown themselves in the pool. House and Wilson play games during work. Things happen. Mild slash, rated for language and innuendo and vague discussion of things.

Set after Daddy's Boy. House and Cuddy meet up and decide to share a quick meal. Snark ensues. HouseCuddy friendship.

House is determined to find out who Wilson is sleeping with. Wilson doesn't want him to know. House Wilson Slash. Chapter 3, now posted with revised dialogue. Chapter 4, the conclusion, is also posted.

Haru must complete three impossible tasks given by her Uncle, the King, while assisted by the mysterious Baron. BaronHaru

House faces two challenges. A strange new case involving a rather horrifying set of symptoms and a change in direction in his relationship with Wilson. HouseWilson. Rating mostly for horror. COMPLETE.

COMPLETE. Chronologically the first fic in my AU, Life with Kaibaby and Yamikins. Yami and Seto are set up on a blind date by Mokuba, Noa and Yugi. Can two rivals really build a successful relationship together? ShonenAi. Prideshipping [SKYY SetoYami].

Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests. This story was a contest finalist!

Haru finds a rather unconventional bag of refuse and ends up making some conclusions about herself. (one-shot)

One Shot Seto x Yami When Seto reads the morning paper, he sees something that has him running to the Game Shop where a strange war begins.

Some Slash - Sometimes it's just better not to ask the questions in the first place. SS-RL COMPLETE

Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?

A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.

The other knights invite Integra to a Halloween ball...unfortunately for them, she's allowed guests. It's going to be a night to remember...(COMPLETE)

[AU] Where Akako Curses, Kaito defies Description, Aoko Yells, Hakuba gets Confused, and Magic is in the Air (not just Watson)

You wanted a prize Solitaire, well you've got one! Shonen-ai, implied Yaoi and more. SetoxYami of course. Read and Review please!

Alucard teachs his pupil one of many vampiric lessons... trickery! The real third chapter is now up.. and this one has a musical interlude.

Remus J. Lupin's friends wonder what his middle name is. MWPP

Scar gives his side of the story

Watson's nightmares have an unsettling effect on Holmes