Alucard, Seras, and a Stolen Telephone
By: GodOfTheWired
Author's Notes: Well I haven't written a Hellsing fanfic yet, so I figured it was about time that I did. This is a little idea that sprung into my head during the worldwide joy known as British Lit.
Seras Victoria looked around the small room belonging to her master Alucard. She glanced around, noting the lack of decorations aside from a table, a coffin and what she guessed was a phone line. She sat down on the coffin, nervously twiddling her thumbs and wondering why exactly master had called her into his room. Usually he would just appear in her room when he wanted something so she had logically thought it a little odd. Her mind began to drift towards reasons why, eventually reaching the thought of... relations.
'Oh god.. what if that's why master called me down here? I don't know if I'm ready to take that kind of step!! I just woke up too! My hair must be a mess!'
Seras began to straighten out her hair, which was considerably difficult without a mirror. She sighed after a moment, trying to relax in the room pushing those thoughts out of her head. The room suddenly seemed to drop a couple of degrees. She shivered, then jumped when someone touched her shoulder.
"Police girl..."
"EEP!"
Seras leapt off the coffin and towards the door when Alucard phased in through the side of the wall. He laughed as he set something down on the table, then proceeded to phone line plugged into his wall. Seras managed to get her no-longer-beating heart to stop fluttering before speaking.
"M-master.. why did you call me down here?.. and what's that?"
Seras looked at the table, raising an eyebrow quizzically at the telephone resting on the wood surface. Alucard grinned as he plugged the phone line into the phone.
"I wanted to let you in on the next stage of your vampirism, police girl.. trickery."
"Trickery?... Master you can't mean..."
"That's right police girl! Prank phone calls!"
Seras sweatdropped as her master laughed with glee. A sudden question popped into her head though as Alucard set the phone on the ground so that they could sit.
"Master.. where'd you get that phone?"
~~~
Meanwhile, in Integra's room...
Integra Hellsing had just finished the last report concerning the most recent FREAK attack. She was pleased that she had gotten them all done so quickly and she congratulated herself with another fine cigar. She inhaled the smoke deeply before reaching for her phone to call for someone to pick up the papers, only to find her phone missing. Integra growled at the missing phone, setting her cigar down as she searched around her desk for the aforementioned phone. She slammed her palm onto the table after a short while, realizing what the problem was.
"Alucard!!!"
~~~
"Master.. did you just hear something?"
"Probably a car backfiring.. go ahead police girl. You can start us off. There's a list of numbers by the phone. Begin."
"Umm.. right Master.."
Seras sighed before holding up the receiver to her ear and dialing the first number. It rang twice before an old voice seemed to pick up.
"Hello?"
Seras covered the phone for a moment before turning to her master.
"It's commander Ferguson!"
"Well hurry it up, police girl!"
"Oh right.."
Seras uncovered the phone before continuing her practice call. She had honestly never done this before, but she felt Alucard didn't need to know.
~~~
Ferguson looked at the phone quizzically for a moment before the voice returned.
"Umm.. is your refrigerator running?"
Suddenly a second voice came up in the background.
"That's just terrible, police girl.."
"Well I'm trying Master!"
A sweatdrop ran down Ferguson's head as he listened in.
"Is that you Victoria?"
"EEP!"
~~~
Seras slammed the phone back down before getting up to leave.
"I'm sorry master but this is just sill.."
Alucard caught the girl by the arm and forced her to sit down. He picked up the phone and held it up to his ear.
"Watch and learn, police girl.."
~~~
Walter reclined back in his chair as he looked at his clean desk. His room was small, but he kept it clean so it often seemed bigger than everyone else's. The phone on his desk began to ring, startling the man into falling over. He scrambled to his feet and picked up the phone.
"Yes?"
"Neo, I need to speak with you.. about the Matrix."
"..Pardon me?"
"This is but a dream Neo.. you need to wake up from it."
"Who is this?"
"My name is Morpheus, but I don't have time for this. The Agents are probably monitoring this phone call. Go out to the gates of your manor. We will pick you up there."
With that the line went dead. Walter looked at the phone for a moment before setting it down and putting on his coat. He wasn't quite sure what this Matrix was but he was set to find out. After all, Integra-sama might need to know about this.
~~~
Alucard continued to laugh until he fell onto his back and he cried from the pain. Seras merely watched in confusion at her master's jubilation, but she had to admit it was kind of funny. She allowed herself a small giggle, which soon evolved into full on laughter. She held her sides from the pain as she laughed alongside her master, who soon recovered from his joy.
"Well police girl.. who should we call next?"
~~~
Author's Notes: Well that's that for the first chapter. Whomever from Hellsing you want me to have Alucard and Seras call next, let me know in review. For now though, I'm leaning towards calling Iscariot next...
By: GodOfTheWired
Author's Notes: Well I haven't written a Hellsing fanfic yet, so I figured it was about time that I did. This is a little idea that sprung into my head during the worldwide joy known as British Lit.
Seras Victoria looked around the small room belonging to her master Alucard. She glanced around, noting the lack of decorations aside from a table, a coffin and what she guessed was a phone line. She sat down on the coffin, nervously twiddling her thumbs and wondering why exactly master had called her into his room. Usually he would just appear in her room when he wanted something so she had logically thought it a little odd. Her mind began to drift towards reasons why, eventually reaching the thought of... relations.
'Oh god.. what if that's why master called me down here? I don't know if I'm ready to take that kind of step!! I just woke up too! My hair must be a mess!'
Seras began to straighten out her hair, which was considerably difficult without a mirror. She sighed after a moment, trying to relax in the room pushing those thoughts out of her head. The room suddenly seemed to drop a couple of degrees. She shivered, then jumped when someone touched her shoulder.
"Police girl..."
"EEP!"
Seras leapt off the coffin and towards the door when Alucard phased in through the side of the wall. He laughed as he set something down on the table, then proceeded to phone line plugged into his wall. Seras managed to get her no-longer-beating heart to stop fluttering before speaking.
"M-master.. why did you call me down here?.. and what's that?"
Seras looked at the table, raising an eyebrow quizzically at the telephone resting on the wood surface. Alucard grinned as he plugged the phone line into the phone.
"I wanted to let you in on the next stage of your vampirism, police girl.. trickery."
"Trickery?... Master you can't mean..."
"That's right police girl! Prank phone calls!"
Seras sweatdropped as her master laughed with glee. A sudden question popped into her head though as Alucard set the phone on the ground so that they could sit.
"Master.. where'd you get that phone?"
~~~
Meanwhile, in Integra's room...
Integra Hellsing had just finished the last report concerning the most recent FREAK attack. She was pleased that she had gotten them all done so quickly and she congratulated herself with another fine cigar. She inhaled the smoke deeply before reaching for her phone to call for someone to pick up the papers, only to find her phone missing. Integra growled at the missing phone, setting her cigar down as she searched around her desk for the aforementioned phone. She slammed her palm onto the table after a short while, realizing what the problem was.
"Alucard!!!"
~~~
"Master.. did you just hear something?"
"Probably a car backfiring.. go ahead police girl. You can start us off. There's a list of numbers by the phone. Begin."
"Umm.. right Master.."
Seras sighed before holding up the receiver to her ear and dialing the first number. It rang twice before an old voice seemed to pick up.
"Hello?"
Seras covered the phone for a moment before turning to her master.
"It's commander Ferguson!"
"Well hurry it up, police girl!"
"Oh right.."
Seras uncovered the phone before continuing her practice call. She had honestly never done this before, but she felt Alucard didn't need to know.
~~~
Ferguson looked at the phone quizzically for a moment before the voice returned.
"Umm.. is your refrigerator running?"
Suddenly a second voice came up in the background.
"That's just terrible, police girl.."
"Well I'm trying Master!"
A sweatdrop ran down Ferguson's head as he listened in.
"Is that you Victoria?"
"EEP!"
~~~
Seras slammed the phone back down before getting up to leave.
"I'm sorry master but this is just sill.."
Alucard caught the girl by the arm and forced her to sit down. He picked up the phone and held it up to his ear.
"Watch and learn, police girl.."
~~~
Walter reclined back in his chair as he looked at his clean desk. His room was small, but he kept it clean so it often seemed bigger than everyone else's. The phone on his desk began to ring, startling the man into falling over. He scrambled to his feet and picked up the phone.
"Yes?"
"Neo, I need to speak with you.. about the Matrix."
"..Pardon me?"
"This is but a dream Neo.. you need to wake up from it."
"Who is this?"
"My name is Morpheus, but I don't have time for this. The Agents are probably monitoring this phone call. Go out to the gates of your manor. We will pick you up there."
With that the line went dead. Walter looked at the phone for a moment before setting it down and putting on his coat. He wasn't quite sure what this Matrix was but he was set to find out. After all, Integra-sama might need to know about this.
~~~
Alucard continued to laugh until he fell onto his back and he cried from the pain. Seras merely watched in confusion at her master's jubilation, but she had to admit it was kind of funny. She allowed herself a small giggle, which soon evolved into full on laughter. She held her sides from the pain as she laughed alongside her master, who soon recovered from his joy.
"Well police girl.. who should we call next?"
~~~
Author's Notes: Well that's that for the first chapter. Whomever from Hellsing you want me to have Alucard and Seras call next, let me know in review. For now though, I'm leaning towards calling Iscariot next...