Eons from Normalcy

By bleached.dragon

Summary: Hei and Mao compare notes on their stalkers.

A/N: I had this particular idea while I, after madly searching through the entire internet, found a subbed version of episode 26. In other words, this is loosely based off episode 26… which I should add is awesome, since there's a fanfiction writer in it!

"Hei, why are you curled up in the closet?"

"Why are you trying to stuff yourself in here?"

"Shut up and close the door! YEOWCH! You got my tail!"

"Avoiding your stalker?"

"Cats have it rough in spring… what about you? I didn't know that the great Kuro Shinigami hid in a closet sucking his thumb…"

"I don't suck my thumb."

"That's beside the point, are you having stalker issues of your own?"

"…"

"Pink?"

"…"

"Delicious Collarbones girl?"

"Yin."

"WHAT? How did that happen? Did she get a concussion?"

"Pink."

"Piecing together your one word statements, is it same to assume that Pink convinced Yin to stalk you?"

"Showed up with a camera."

"Dear god."

"Has been writing down my schedule."

"Mm, you look like you need to get things off your chest, considering that almost all of the female characters are stalking you…"

"Why are you curling up against me?"

"It's how cats display affection."

"Contractors don't need affection."

"Hm… it's like Yin quoted… something about forbidden love between an elephant and a person."

"Mao."

"Hm?"

"Your friend is here."

"So is yours."

The End.

A/N: Wow, a drabble… that's a first. Hm… on to episode 27…