I LOVE YOU FOR WRITING THIS. :D
(Can we has oneshot from the duckling's POV? Or Cuddys? Please?)

The Sims! My favorite House couple playing The Sims! *joy*

I just laughed harder than i have ever laughed in all of time. Seriously, i think there's a bit of lung splattered on the wall. *smiles a innocently cheerful smile*

I looove this!

lol, love it!

every time i read this it gets better, oh my god

Wow, it's not often I read any story from the top, normally I skim first - but this had me at "Vogler was so not that skinny." I love House's playful side, and it's rare to see a fanfic portraying that without becoming silly. Thank you!

I've shared this will all my house-loving friends and I blame you for any future nasal cavity infections as a result of-
Where are you?"

"I," House said with some pride, "am at work, working like a diligent working... worker."

"I thought you were trying to keep it realistic."

"Oh hah, hah. Look, here I am now." A character was clambering out of a car. It appeared to be wearing a body bag.

"Stylish."

"I can't change the work uniform," House snapped.

"Oh, so he wears a uniform? More inconsistencies."

"I keep trying to send him off in his Everyday, which you'll note is at the peak of fashion much like my own clothing choice –" Wilson snorted – "but he does this insanely magical little... twirly thing and changes into that."

"They seem to have tried to render a mixture between scrubs and... one of those romper suits babies wear. Hey," Wilson pointed out suddenly, "it says he's a Nurse."

"He is. Little bastard won't make friends."

If it's possible for you to continue, I'd be your loyal fangirl forever.

This fic made me sob.

With happiness, coincidentally. I LOVE how the Sims are just so ... eugh. And HOUSE. That is TOTALLY him.

Thanks SO much for posting!

XD lmao oh my god XD

wow just.. wow XD Hilarious

lol, very cute

OMG. I can so see this happening if House should ever get his hands on the Sims, this whole thing had me giggling from start to finish!

And seriously, it is so annoying when even after you replace their stuff, they keep crying.

Love House. Love Wilson. Love Sims.

Completely loved this.

~Pockets

Ahh truly amazing, and funny as hell :D

”I knew you’d be cheating.”

”Look who’s talking.”

That had me laughing for so long :D

Cliche, yes, but still super cute.

Such a cute, clever idea.

House playing God to a bunch of simulated figures. I can see it now.