Y'know, I never realized how much the phrase about life giving you lemons resonated with me until all of this malarkey happened. I should be dead. Instead, I was dropped into the world of Pokémon, turned into a nine-year-old that looked nothing like I used to. To not take advantage of this supernatural opportunity was just stupid, however. And so, I became a trainer. OC-SI

When the river of time is blocked and forced to cycle, the impossible becomes possible and those who should not exist will emerge from beneath Fate's foam. Or in other words, what happens when someone from Earth gets merged with Byleth and tries to reach a golden ending. A semi-serious story about a guy trying to game the system and save everybody. As for how that ends up, well…

For as long as he could remember, Jaune had a special talent: he was able to break anything. Due to his breaking various objects and furniture, he was passed down from family to family, until one day, a professor from Beacon Academy came to visit him.

Byleth a teacher? She has never allowed any challenge to beat her, but this new scenario is especially perplexing since her first task is to decide which house to mentor. Used to Jeralt making all of the important decisions in her life, this - her very first independent choice - may be too much to handle. It's not like who she chooses is going to be all that important.. right?

It's really hard to maintain a clean conscience when you're surrounded and encouraged by genocidal aliens that wanted to only eat and fight. Especially when your entire race has been enslaved by Frieza, an especially genocidal alien that commits war crimes to pass time. No one could say I didn't give it my best shot, though.

Zuko knows from Azula's own mouth that Fire Lord Azulon ordered Ozai to sacrifice his first born son in order that Ozai might redeem himself in Azulon's eyes. He in fact expects his father to kill him, but something else happens instead. (AU spinning off my one-shot To Lose or to Gain.)

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

After discovering an ancient artifact, the UNSC's most advanced warship and a Sangheili Assault Carrier are transported to a universe unlike anything they have ever seen, and forced into a war against a foe they never could have imagined.

A man dies and is reborn into Skyrim with the Gamer Ability. Rated M for Language

War has engulfed Fódlan, and the Golden Deer are set to reunite on the millennium festival. Their dear professor returns to them after five years and they pledge to fight for Fódlan's future. Lysithea will fight with them despite believing she'll never see that future, but Byleth has one more valuable lesson to teach her.

What if Izuku unknowingly possessed a "sentient" Quirk like Tokoyami's Dark Shadow? Enter Midoriya Izuku, a young boy thought to be Quirkless who subconsciously controls the number one vigilante in Japan; an entity powerful enough to rival even the strongest villains. There's only one small, tiny problem: the entity thinks of him as a big brother. Good luck, Izuku-nii-chan!

While I must admit that Terraria is one of my favourite games out there, it's starting to get rather boring. I'd already beaten the Moon Lord three times, collected its loot, sell any duplicates. I hope they would come up with a new update soon; perhaps like a new boss or a new world! For now though, I have to settle with this unheard mod called 'Remnant'. Could be interesting...

Kuro lost almost everything... because his fellow Gamer is a crappy parent. Still, at least he got his own Multiverse out of it, Silver Lining. Sequel to Gamers Guide to Necromancy. Lemons, Evil!MC

"So. We died." "Yes, we died," Fives confirms. Even though his hands are steady on Echo's shoulders, his voice trembles. "We all… remember?" Everyone nods. Droidbait shudders, and shuffles closer to Cutup. "How is that possible?" he mutters. "We're not Jedi. We can't… see the kriffing future, or whatever it was. We can't—it's not possible. How could we all have had the same dream?"

After a somewhat eventful sudden accident involving his Sister and the Summoner, Marc receives a surprise visit from Ophelia, a visit, that has them both revealing things the two have wanted to share with one another for a while. (Ch. 2 now out! Featuring F!Morgan!)

His attempts to deliver a lecture are being tested by her constant distractions... Part of #ByletheaWeek2020. Day 3 - Teaching Class.

"Perhaps she was glass but glass is only brittle until it breaks. Then it's sharp." Hyuga Hinata died a hero in The Fourth Shinobi World War, saving the men she loved most. Heart heavy with should have beens, she is given a second chance. Time Travel

Lysithea liked to believe she was set at Garreg Mach; she was a magical prodigy and her grades were near excellent. As soon as that strange man entered her life though, it was clear that her time at the Officer's Academy would never be so easy. A series of loosely connected one shots.

A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.

Jaune Arc has a bullying issue. Not a severe one, but in Velvet's case, he felt the need to try to do something. Which is how he ended up trying to comfort the poor girl. What could go wrong? A realistic tale of how these two could get together. Cover art by Exvnir. (DISCONTINUED)

Getting killed by the employee I fired was... unexpected. Thankfully, I get to be a gamer in another world. Life sure is about to be a lot more interesting. Evil!MC

In which Sasuke decides that he doesn't want to kill Itachi. He wants to make him suffer. If Itachi killed his entire family, then logically he should just make a new one. The Playboy! Sasuke you never knew you wanted.

You'd think for being part of a species so renowned for ruining people's lives Mercedes would at least be a little threatening. You would also be wrong.

Apotheosis, the highest point in the development of something or if you prefer, the elevation of someone to divine status. "Fun isn't something one considers when trying to create a better world", Izuku smirked as he held up his gauntlet covered fist. "But this does put a smile on my face". Villain Izuku, eventually OP as hell. Infinity Gauntlet AU.

Sasuke Uchiha now had completed his life long goal by defeating his brother, Itachi. He immediately gets invited to join the Akatsuki by Konan instead of Tobi, but is not interested in the slightest. Konan does something to make Sasuke change his mind, but what she did and how she did it will change a lot of things in the follow up.

Of the many people capable of carrying the fate of the universe on their shoulders by travelling back in time, Loki would have been the first choice of exactly nobody. With no allies, no plan and nobody on his side, Loki will just have to wing it. Or: That awkward moment when you've completed your redemption arc, but nobody else got the memo.

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rejected, his only choices were to return home or stay in Vale. In a random act, Jaune decides to open a massage parlor! He had the training for that! Jaune starts a new chapter while still trying to become a Huntsman, while also making friends with both civilians, Huntsmen, and .. criminals? Life's never been more interesting! Coverart by Kegi!

Blake needed one person to rely on at Beacon, just one person she could trust in all things. It was an impossible expectation at first, but then Jaune was talking to himself and let the truth slip out. It was shameful to blackmail him into friendship, but it's not like she had a better idea. Jaune was no Adam, but he could be made into what she wanted. Or is he as weak as he seems?

It isn't Sasuke that Orochimaru wants, but Naruto. And she'll do anything to get him. Naruto x Fem Orochimaru I don't own Naruto

In one world, a villain whose powers should have made him a renowned world terrorist fades into obscurity after suffering defeat by the Straw Hats. In this world, someone else takes the reins earlier and brings about an age of pirates that has absolutely nothing to do with adventure and nakamaship. "Rape. Pillage. Burn. T'is a pirate's life for me, savvy?" SI-OC as Mr. Five.

The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.

Earth is home to many heroes. Some are well-known, some that are misunderstood, and others that come from distant realms and eras. But when a warrior suddenly finds himself thrown into a world of marvels, then it's time to assemble. Rated M to be safe. Naruto/Harem.

A collection of miscellaneous ideas and requests for Fire Emblem Awakening with no particular theme. You'll find a bunch of stuff here; basically whatever comes to our collective minds. Feel free to use anything you see here directly, or just as inspiration.

A compilaiton fo Fire Emblem Dancers partaking in some doggy love. Update 3 - Ninian: Pack. Ninian follows her friend in performing a sacred Sacaen ritual

An average guy, living an average life, dies. He soon discovers that life was a game in Alpha, and he's now being welcomed to the Beta. Join his journey into a world of superpowers, supervillains, and an ever-evolving game world that challenges his views on life and morality. (Dragonball, Dragonball Z, Dragonball GT, Dragonball Super, Gamer. Extreme AU!) Not So Complete!

In which Grima decides that Robin's children belong to him. Every single last one of them.

Warren Fall was your average shut in/culinary arts student, or well he was up until he got stabbed in the chest with a sword of all things. Now reborn as the newest person with the power of The Gamer, he'll train hard in order to protect the new friends he's made at this second go at life...wait he's been reborn where now! OCXHarem. IsseiXHarem (Rated M for Warren's dirty mouth)

It was supposed to have been a simple mission. Sneak into Beacon Academy and abduct the Schnee heiress. She had the right skills and training to do just that. What she hadn't counted on was running into a boy who would not only foil her plans, but completely change her worldview through a few kind acts. Life wasn't so simple for Trifa anymore after meeting Jaune Arc.

It was supposed to be just a festive celebration for the people of Fódlan and Almyra, two nations once enemies, as they celebrated a declaration of friendship in Derdriu Palace. Byleth and Lysithea are once again reunited with their friends and what was thought to be a joyful occasion will reveal long bottled feelings of longing and frustration. All because of a goblet of wine.

The Third Hokage, against Danzo's wishes, convinced the Hyuga clan to make a peace offering to the Uchiha, one of their choosing; eventually, with the Hokage's approval, they arrange a marriage between Itachi Uchiha and Hinata Hyuga. This is the aftermath. Non-massacre AU, eventual ItaHina. REVISION ONGOING. OLD VERSION STILL UP IN FULL ON AO3, SEE PROFILE.

Day 16: "Oh. My god." She says, and Sasuke startles, turns around and he has tears on his cheeks. "Is that Barbie as Rapunzel?" she says, almost laughing. Sequel to: Natural.

A random guy finds himself in an unusual place, in an unusual time and in a VERY unusual body. Recognizing the chance that he is given and the fate that now rests on his (annoyingly small) shoulders, he tries to go through life simply doing the best he can. But can destiny be truly changed by the actions of one man (especially since he's not a Skywalker)? Only time will tell...

Day 13: Four times Sasuke and Hinata kissed indirectly and one time they did kiss.

It's been a year since the defeat of Grima, and with the return of Robin a celebration in Ylisse is taking place. But Morgan and Robin care for each other more than mother and son, and when those feelings become known to each other, Morgan's life takes a steamy turn as he now finds himself and some of the beautiful Mothers in the Shepherds reaching more than just S-support.

Naruto takes advantage of his sleeping mother.

Female Ozpin. Cursed with reincarnation and being the Headmistress of Beacon Academy, Ozpina didn't have the time to seek out romance and relationships like normal people. What she did have, however, was millennia of experience in the pursuits of pleasure. Memories of an old flame were rekindled when Jaune Arc joined her school. It was time to act on them. Cover by Dishwasher1910.

Small town mechanic Catherine finds her easy life getting complicated when a national menace breaks into her home. She has six months to show him the good side of humanity. Six months to teach an over sensitive, impatient, over all evil robot, to like humans. Meanwhile Ultron has his own ideas on how the six months are going to pass. OCxUltron

"Um dear, why is there a stadium in front of our house?" Naruto questioned, looking back to Hinata slowly. Perhaps Boruto had spiked his coffee and now he was seeing things, but then he saw what looked to be like his 12 year old self along with his old team 7 staring at him widely in shock and realized that no, this isn't one of those bizarre dreams of his! Time Travel/Chūnin-Exams

"It's umm…" Aerith struggled to form the proper words. Too weak and the point wouldn't get across, too strong would be needlessly cruel. "A dump?" Cloud, blunt as a wrecking ball, finished. "I wouldn't say that." Aerith laughed nervously. "Not… quite."

Jaune, Nora, and Ren are bored at Atlas Academy and decide to summon Jinn in order to pass the time. After his teammates leave to get a little privacy together, and with all his friends seemingly hooking up around him, Jaune has just one question for the genie of the lamp. Luckily for him, Jinn has one more question left to give.

"When you speak with me here in this room, you are not speaking with the archbishop, but with Rhea."

A year before the supposed fated meeting with the Symbol of Peace, Midoriya Izuku unlocks his quirk and discovers that the world is vastly different when one is deemed gifted. With an ability that grants absolute precision in all of one's endeavors, the lines of right and wrong slowly start to blur.

Jaune Arc has lived a quite normal life, sans his parents splitting up when he was 10. Regardless, he wants to be a Huntsman, a hero like his father! One day, he messes up in the best way possible, and a tiny splinter grows into a grand adventure, in which the blonde must play a dark game of life. Only time will tell the truth. RWBY/Gamer crossover

Byleth aka the swordsman aka the three-legged beast aka the slinger aka etc. etc. sends girls to the infirmary.

Tytos Lannister was a weak willed man who never learned the word 'NO' and bought his family to ruin and forced his son to become a monster. But what if he wasn't so incompetent? What if someone from our world became father of Tywin Lannister? Read to find out. ( Self Insert)

After Loki's defeat and his fall from the portal, Tony starts preaching about a murderous purple titan out to get them in the depths of space. Wait. What? On the other side of the universe Nebula loses her cool approximately two seconds after laying eyes on Thanos and finds herself on a wild chase through the galaxy. Now, where exactly was that pathetic piece of rock Terra again?

Being reborn into a Japanese story was bad enough. Being reborn as the twin sister to a certain notorious mass murderer, was another thing entirely. Told in a series of drabbles. (Warning: Mild incest themes) LightxOC

5 years ago, Danzo decided the Mangekyo Sharingan was too important for Konoha to lose. Instead, the Uchiha were appeased by the death of their rival clan... at the hands of Neji Hyuuga. The changes this event causes will shake Konoha to its foundations, and force many webs of lies to come undone. Upgraded Byakugan, Dark!Hinata, NotAsDark!Sasuke. Rated S for Smash Mouth. COMPLETE.

After finding a suitable successor for her throne, Emperor Edelgard vanishes from the public sphere with her loyal aide, Hubert. Unbeknownst to anyone else, they settle into a quiet life on a farm in Leicester. This is their unwitting neighbour's account of their retirement.

Akira, desperate to make amends to the girl he failed, brings flowers to her hospital room. An attempt at a pseudo-confidant for Shiho Suzui.

Alright, I get to star in a Fire Emblem SI. Stats? Check! Skills? Check! Inventory? Che- wait, "Estus Flask"? … Oh, shit. FE13 x Dark Souls Crossover.

The students experience care and affection from their typically distant Professor the only way he knew how: By expressing his love through the forget-me-not flower.

Everyone needs to let loose every once in a while.

What if Izuku's talent for analyzing was part of a Quirk all along? Will he become the next Symbol of Peace, or will his superior mind forge a new future? Chapters 1-12 rewritten. (AU, OP Izuku)

"So, how much do I get paid?" "Paid to what?" "Paid to live a shitty life again, of course." Her time spent in limbo was beginning to sound like a hostage negotiation gone wrong but this was her second existence they were talking about. There better be lots of money involved! Or Tsunade gets reborn as Sakura and chaos ensues.

A gamer story but the player's endgame isn't saving the world and becoming best buddies with Naruto. It's ruining his happy ending and becoming the most broken and OP thing since the Sharingan.

Grima wants to ensure that her legacy will carry on long after her death. And she has a plan to make that work. She just needs some help from a certain tactician's son...

"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it." A seventeen year old is reborn as Hana Inuzuka, and the world shifts two feet to the left. No one with power stumbles through life with bloodless hands. Still, a girl has to protect her pack somehow, and if that means that I must live with the taste of blood on my tongue then so be it.

Not long after the Battle of Endor, Luke discovers that his father may have gone just a tad overboard in making sure his son, and the galaxy, was provided for in the event of his death. And who says Anakin Skywalker doesn't know how to plan! (Han/Leia, Piett lives!, Rogue Squadron, Kettch, the Noghri, Thrawn, Karrde, Jix, Mara, and the rest of the gang)

He had never seen his wife more beautiful.

It's always Deku or one of the kids that go back in time to fix things. It's always the children that bare the burden, that remember the horrors that required such drastic measures to overcome...But what if it was Enji? (TimeTravel AU, co-written with Northpeach, Enji gets to be GOOD DAD)

Jaune Arc had a super duper Semblance that allowed him to reincarnate every time he died! After his fifty gajillionth death he decided not to stop Cinder's plans and instead focus on the only important thing in life. Scoring with hot huntresses. They said to make lemonade out of the lemons life gave you, but Jaune would prefer to just keep the lemons. Cover by Constable Paperbag.

The touch of a Goddess can drive any man to the brink of insanity. When you understand someone down to their very core how could you not fall in love with them? Kaguya/Naruto OneShot

After 1100 years, Garreg Mach Academy decides to revise its Sex Ed Curriculum

In times of moral crisis, a shoulder angel and shoulder devil come to guide the lost souls. The students and faculty of Garreg Mach get something a little different.

Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.

Madara Uchiha, with both of his Rinnegan, defeats Naruto and Sasuke, but in his battle with Kaguya, something weird happens. Weird, as in he finds himself in a new world, simply called "Remnant". inspired by ShadowofheartsXIII. (update imminent)

A series of warnings and notices issued by Seteth as people at the monastery continue to bend the rules and generate bedlam. FE16, Silver Snow route *mostly*, but has spoilers for the ENTIRE game, only warning. Inspired by Mistress Nika's "Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies" and a spiritual successor to my other fic, "The Plight of the Lycian Alliance Army". Total crack. AU

The Akatsuki will go down in history as one of the truly evil organizations in the world of the Elemental Nations. The people who made up the Akatsuki however, will not be as easily judged. But what would happen if after their demise, the group that once demanded fear and awe was sent hurling into the world of the Justice League. Nothing uninteresting. That's for certain

What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem

Rhea always wished to see her mother again, what happens when her wish is finally granted? it backfires at her completely... A semy crackfic, don't take it seriously

When Pyra said, "Place your hand on my chest." she didn't mean it literally.

Byleth is anything but a normal teacher, much to the chagrin of his students.

Whilst Byleth is undoubtedly a master of the battlefield and a good teacher for his various students, his upbringing has left him without certain social graces and etiquette. After being appointed as a professor, his lack of knowledge becomes quite evident to the various inhabitants of Garreg Mach monastery.

The Call not only knows where Izuku Midoriya Lives, it is willing to send the Tick to Call in a Carry Out Order for a Sandwich Platter of Justice. Now Izuku is on the path to become a hero just like All Might. Except for the minor legal technicality of being a wanted vigilante.

Every clone has a name, earned through adventures, actions, choices, or characteristics. It can tell a lot about them, whether it's a simple adjective or noun. But some names are a mystery in their origin. Commander Cody seems like an average name. If you look it up, it can mean helpful, wealthy, or pillow. ...Wait, what? Cody and brotherly bonding story. (NON-SLASH)

Anna has sold Pit the summoning gun from Askr. The angel tricks Ren into using the gun and summons a bunch of Fire Emblem characters into the Smash Realm once again. What horrible chaos will ensue this time? Featuring Fire Emblem Three Houses characters!

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

The image she projected to the masses was one of the golden and blue robes of the Archbishop. It was daunting, but it was a task Rhea saw as her duty to bear. Of course, it came at a bit of a personal cost. Few people saw beyond them to the person, but there were exceptions. Among them was a certain professor, who made an effort to know her as a person, celebrate her as a person.

Welcome to Konoha, where existence is confusing, everyone is happy, and we all serve our benevolent God-King.

Jaune "convinced" Pyrrha to let him accompany her to die on top of Beacon Tower. Of course, they stood no chance against Cinder. Good that Jaune unlocked his Semblance. Too bad that he's now stuck in a time loop. Even worse that he's losing it. Jaune/Multi during the loops. Eventually Jaune/Cinder that isn't just some Stress Relief. Cover Art by RiaTorrevillas. TBC very soon.

What if gods were real? Many have wondered what would happen if these all-powerful beings were proven to exist, and what would occur if they ever stepped free from the ether. What would those who had once worshiped them do? How would the other races of the galaxy react, knowing that these gods existed? What changes in fate would occur if one of these gods appeared on Elysium?

On the evening of their first anniversary, Byleth and Lysithea decide to finally consummate their marriage. Their night of passion and intimacy will lead to the revelation of how joined they truly are.

Due to a coincidence and the probable omnipotence of Claude, Lysithea fails to suppress her hormones for the last time and goes hog wild. Resolving to make up for lost time and to make the most of the time she has left, Lysithea indulges in the sauciest of vices at Garreg Mach.

Were it not for the compulsions placed onto him over these past decades, Hercules would never have known that his mind was being played with. But he did, and so upon facing Kratos in that dreaded amphitheater at the behest of Hera, a different scenario came about.

When he was pulled into the ocean, he found himself falling. When he landed, he found himself fighting. When everything stopped, he found himself hurting. When he stopped hurting, he found himself questioning everything. Who was that girl that looked like Carolina? And why does she keep calling him "Jaune?"

It's not that Byleth is a bad teacher, it's just that she tends to unnerve or terrify everyone she interacts with.

There's more to peace than the absence of war. The work is as hard and uncertain as any Shinobi mission. AKA: A highly self-indulgent fic in which a civilian woman helps an orphaned Sasuke and winds up saving the world.

Aang awakes from his century-long hibernation to look up into Fire Nation eyes, and Mai finds that her trip to the South Pole has taken a turn for the exciting. In this Alternate Universe, the only thing more powerful than love is the call of betrayal. (This is going to be a long one, and WILL NOT rehash the cartoon.)

An adventure story about Marianne von Edmund. After finding herself lost, without a home or reason to live, the blue-haired girl encounters a paladin who will help her find a purpose in life. The two journey together and the girl will undergo trials and tribulations that make her a stronger person. Cover by Vyos, or Vytamins on tumblr.

Incorrect Quotes of an AU where the retainers serve a different lord

A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.

It begins in 1943. Tom Riddle searches for his place in the world, and ends up getting captured by HYDRA. After being saved by a crazy muggle in spandex, he must learn to adapt to the new playing field, and have some odd friendships along the way. AU. Soldier!Tom Riddle. No pairings. Starts in CA:TFA but will spread to the other films.

Cyril worries he may have work to catch up on when he learns of someone named Joe. One-shot.

Marrying Enji would solve all of her problems. But, then Izuku showed up. Izuku x Rei

Warning: The following contains strong language and playful jabs at a cool video game. It is not recommended to those who cannot take a joke. Also spoilers for a game you've probably already beaten. Reader discretion is advised.

Daydreaming is my drug. It's a short-term dopamine pump stimulated by impossible stories or scenarios. It is an alley to escape the gritty and harsh reality. Ironically, the only thing I daydream about now is waking up in my house. (Fire Emblem: Three Houses, First Person Self-Insert)

The Gamer System is a ridiculously overpowered ability, and now it's in the hands of a Lich King in Training. Kuro isn't a nice person, and that was before he had a legion of Undead at his command, the multiverse should be afraid. Will go to multiple different worlds Dark MC/Evil MC, Lemons/Smut, Necromancer MC/Gamer MC

There are many moments in life when you start questioning exactly what you've done to deserve something. This? I must have either been a saint on the level of Jesus Christ or the Devil is my biggest fan if I'm in my favorite anime/manga. Oh well, at least I'm hot as Hell. That has to count for something, yeah? [Gamer Fanfiction]

Because being so attached to Edelgard is considered "unhealthy", Hubert is temporarily transferred into the Golden Deer. Little did he know, this would be the start of a beautiful friendship.

AU where Mikoto flees Anankos with Lilith, but is unable to bring Corrin with her. Corrin is raised by Anankos, and is able to keep him from losing his sanity. After Corrin reaches her early teenager years, the two decide to take a trip to Hoshido, mainly because his daughter wanted to... partly to see how Mikoto is doing...

Claude von Riegan is online. Claude von Riegan has changed Lysithea von Ordelia's name to Actually, I'm Twelve, so Shut the Fuck Up. Actually, I'm Twelve, so Shut the Fuck Up is online. Actually, I'm Twelve, so Shut the Fuck Up: claude what the hecc is this ... It's exactly what you'd expect (On hiatus until NaNoWriMo is over!)

Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.

Shepard chose to destroy Sovereign. The Council then declared war on the SA for that betrayal. The Humans tried to fight but it was a losing battle. Subjugation leading to extinction was not acceptable for making the hard military decision so the Humans chose another path and made a deal with the Reapers. The galaxy and the Cycle would never be the same. AU Eternity beckons.

While Qui-Gon Jin is trying to convince other Jedi that the council and the code is wack, he accidentally sparks an all out war with Jedi Master Mace Windu. Will either Jedi exit this fight unscathed? Read to find out. :)

The result of one battle is changed for some of Ichigo's friends and the 'Save Rukia Arc' ends up going rather poorly. Now locked away in a Soul Society prison alongside his only surviving friend it seems like it might all be over for our young hero. However, that all changes when Aizen visits his cell. Fast-paced story. Discontinued. Ending Notes posted.

Edelgard refuses to acknowledge her problem. Emperors don't have time for silly things like crushes, after all. So Hubert takes matters into his own, chloroform-smelling hands. And from there, things spiral out of control.

The Citadel Council weren't ready for a species with the power of the saiyans at their back.

The Gamer is a amazing power, it's user can achieve anything with enough effort. Unfortunately it's in the hands of a lazy nerd with delusions of grandeur and a hobby of blackmail. the multiverse has no idea whats headed its way. Evil MC, OC MC. Lemons/Smut

Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)

Self insert into Anakin Skywalker's body. Raising himself to be someone worthy as the title of 'Chosen' to be a Jedi seems too Rigid, a Sith too selfish. War over idelogies was too stupid a reason to die...war for power to vain. M for safety concerns.

Duncan and Harold end up in jail along with the rest of the cast. With Chris in charge and Chef and Blaineley by his side, chaos is inevitable as the contestants fight to avoid solitary confinement the longest. Collaboration with I'll Cover Angel and Collins.

Word reaches Berkut's ears that Rinea has been summoned...

No one likes self-inserts. Never knew why. So imagine my surprise when I die and am given the chance to continue living with a new life on Remnant. And with what I know of what's to come, should I try to stop it? CAN I stop it? Or am I in over my head? Well...there's only one way to find out. Time to see what all the fuss is about. (SI/OC) (Colt/?) (DISCONTINUED; REWRITE IS OUT)

A collection of one/two-shots featuring Byleth and various Three Houses characters! I have a separate collection for Dimitri/f!Byleth so you won’t find much of them here. Lots of these are going to be requests from my friends, so the content will vary greatly! (Port from my Ao3!)

With Edelgard's army coming to destroy Garreg Mach, Dedue is prepared to die for his liege without regrets-or so he thinks, until he is reminded of just one last thing... [Dedue/f!Byleth]

Byleth, still not fully recovered from the loss of a loved one, sneaks away from a school celebration to keep her composure. However, a concerned student goes to check up on her to see if she can help her professor. (Smut/Fluff/With Feelings)

With great power comes great responsibility. As the monastery's counselor, Byleth learned it the hard way.

Sometimes strength means fighting for a dream that no one can see but you. For Sakura, that dream was Team 7 back togheter. Nevertheless to say, Tsunade of the Sannin didn't teach quitters. "I will be their shield." she vowed. Sakura-centric, Team 7-centric, Time Travel

Byleth wasn't exactly sure what he was expecting when he was first offered the job of Professor at Garreg Mach Monastery. But being put in charge of instructing ALL three Houses of the Officer's Academy was certainly not it. A Slice of Life story where our dear teacher struggles with being (almost) everyone's favorite person on campus.

In which Rhea and Byleth share a secret in the audience chamber. (PWP, NSFW, Fem!Byleth)

Byleth returns to the monastery cautious, hopeful and filthy after a five year slumber in the wild. Thankfully Claude's scheming nature keeps him prepared and he knows of a secluded spring she can use nearby. Feelings on both sides are reawakened as both realize those student/teacher boundaries are now gone.

Rhea and Byleth discover Edelgard's traitorous plot to overthrow the Church of Seiros. As such, some rehabilitation and reindoctrination is needed. Mild spoilers for Fire Emblem Three Houses. Adult content, Rhea/ FByleth/ Edelgard. Domination and submission.

Camilla celebrates the arrival of her newest, Bravest form the way only the Princess of Nohr can. Locked in a parlor with a dozen strapping men and lipstick. All seven of her.

He had lost. Donquixote Doflamingo had been defeated, and he had lost his life. He had expected fire and brimstone or an endless existence in purgatory, but this? This was something he hadn't expected. Now here he was, a new world, a new life and Donquixote Doflamingo would use it to usher in a New Age. And being the Child of Prophecy will be a tremendous help.

Oneshot. Today is the day of Jeralt Eisner's death and as always his son, Byleth, pays respect. However, after many years visiting alone, Byleth finds himself standing in front of his father's gravestone with his new family.

Shamir finds herself irritatingly focused on a certain professor's smile. Byleth just wants to get these papers graded.

Bernadetta arrives at the Officer's Academy, much to her horror. She knows immediately that this is where she'll meet her end.

When Gwen is told Ben has a new girlfriend some time after a bad breakup with Julie, she is at first overjoyed but then becomes more than shocked as to who it is and refuses to accept that the relationship is real. Set one year after the finale of Ultimate Alien.

I was just playing some GTA Online one day when a hacker came online. Now my character is in a new world and I have to resist the urge to blow up everything in sight. Inspired by a dumb video on my youtube channel (Shameless self plug).

When you wake up in an unfamiliar world as a giant green bug man it is always important to remember the cardinal rule of Superheroics. With Great Power come Great Entertainment value.

It's not often Byleth makes requests, so despite their skepticism both Edelgard and Jeralt sit down for a talk. A game of chess should ease things along, right?

Bernadetta isn't sure she should go to class. Byleth makes that choice for her.

An edgy hardcore Skyrim Player completes what he believes to be an amazing feat in game, only to wake up the following morning realizing that he had become far more intimate with his character than he ever dreamed of being. Now, if only someone could explain why he was in Japan, and why floating words from the game appeared at the most inopportune moments. DarkFic. Semi-Gamer Fic.

2 gamers died while playing on GTA Online but were reborn as The Gamer in the world of Star Wars. There will be plenty of bad feelings for everyone.

Zwei, Remnant's number one corgi, treasured his lovable owner. Ruby Rose was brave, kind-hearted, lonely. She always watched her pack pairing off but never had a playmate of her own. Human mating was a fickle topic. Too much tiptoeing, not enough paw shaking and tummy rubs. Taking his leash into his stubby paws, he roped one clueless Jaune Arc into his matchmaking prowess. Ruff!

A Self-Insert fic, in which I find myself in the body of Drogon just as he's about ready to break free of his shell. Poor Daenerys, stuck with a perverse little fucker like me. Fair Warning, the Mature Rating will be well-earned.

Jaune gets lost, and meets a nice lady. (Chapter 1 has been edited.)

A guy who has never seen Endgame before gets to experience it... as Thanos. As for the Mad Titan himself... he pretty much stays the same. SI-OC!Thanos. Two-shot at the moment

Being Summoned to Askr gave Naga a dose of mortality, something she'd long wanted. However, with a mortal form comes mortal cravings. Including one she can't ask 'just anyone' to sate...

When Azulon said Ozai should sacrifice his son he did not mean for Zuko to be killed.

After an infinite time to prepare for the battle, Thanos travels back to 2012 to thwart the Avengers' Time Heist. But Ant Man has other ideas.

Anakin gets himself some professional help...

The grand finale! Ashnard succeeds in his quest to release the Dark God. It's just a shame he never got around to finishing Radiant Dawn…

AU. SI. Ever wonder what happens when an aggressive, foul-mouthed, broke-ass geek gets transported into his favorite Fire Emblem game? Yeah, I'll bet you do. A light, humorous self-insert crack re-telling of Awakening starring me, the author of Invisible Ties. Warnings for swearing, violence, sexual content and bad pop-culture references. And why the cat? I don't know either.

A fanfiction based on the Thanos/Antman Endgame memes, requested and co-written by my brother. If you know the memes, you know what to expect. I am so sorry.

Don't you hate it when you wake up and you don't know where you are? Me too, except I woke up in another universe. A semi SI OC story.

"I just need to destroy this big machine real quick," he says, "before the space-time continuum collapses," What even, Fisk. he stops mid-turn and says "don't move." Holding out a hand as if the kid is going to try and follow him. Or leave. Or draw the attention of Fisk or one of his goons. Having a trainee is already stressful. Mary-Jane and Aunt May are going to kill him. Or:

Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.

The Legendary Super Saiyan Broly has been reincarnated into a baby in the world of Naruto. Watch as he leaves his mark on the Shinobi World as Aomatsuna Hakuseki. My second novel is called "Powers of Majin Buu in a Fantasy World?" and it has officially finished! My latest novel is called "Craftsman System In My Hero Academia." and has officially released!

Just a story about how Class 1-A (and therefore everyone) finds out that their resident adorable green cinnamon roll is also quite the beefcake. Genderbends because why not, also Dad Might.

Romeo knew the women in Fairy Tail were some of the most beautiful and amazing ones out there, but he never thought he'd have a chance with any of them. That was until he went on a mission with Lucy, a mission he'll never forget, one that changed everything.

Jaune and Oscar both work for Jaune's family cruise line on their newest ship Beacon! These two friends don't have the most experience with women, but by Oum good graces the duo lives are about to change as they are now in charge of making sure that the women on the ship are 'well taken care of.' Come and board Arc Cruise line and see what hijinks they can get up into!

Even though the Order of Heroes is celebrating a Hoshidan summer festival, Micaiah seems down. Morgan, being the kind soul that he is, does his best to cheer her up, and the results are unexpectedly successful. Contains explicit content.

Byakugan/Tenseigan SI OC. When a young New York stockbroker is unceremoniously dumped into the Narutoverse as a Hyuuga baby he vows to obtain his rightful place as god emperor of humanity and show the world why Hyuuga Hiraki is not to be trifled with. Hilarity ensues.

Takumi tries to do this party trick he learned back in college. It involves a pineapple and has been listed as a WMD. Ronald Reagan was so afraid of it he actually started nuclear disarmament talks with Gorbachev in the 80s. Hamud Habibi

(working title). Naruto finds him self falling towards the earth and ends up splashing down in front of a very beautiful and pissed off woman that claims that she is Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Fem Madara. Time Travel... probably. Probably Yandere Madara.

She didn't want much out of a relationship. Just someone willing to submit to her. Someone willing to love her. Someone...innocent. (Rated M for Smuttiness and general Naughtiness) ((Cover art by Exvnir))

An edgy teenager pretending to be a psychopath pretending to be an edgier teenager pretending to be a bigger psychopath, is reincarnated into the world of Naruto with the powers of the Gamer. Chaos ensues.

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.

Stuck on the same team as Naruko Namikaze, daughter of the Hokage, and Sasuke Uchiha, son of the Chief Of Police. How can a simple, unimportant, average academy student shine when surrounded by prodigies? Especially when the entire village hates him for being the host of the 9 Tailed Fox. OC Main Character. Fem!Naru. Eventual NarukoxOC. Alive!Minato, Alive!UchihaClan

Attacked by Vex and sent to a place far away from the Traveler, the Warlock Odin must find a way to survive in a galaxy that is strange and unfamiliar. New servants of Darkness threaten him, but with his Light and his space magic he will find a way. Well, that and bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.

The shared practice, a dream, and desires on the dusk-kissed beach…

Elsbeth Grey was born into privilege, she didn't choose it. When her family had enough of her "lower class attitude" her father pulled some strings and had her moved to Arkahm Asylum, in an attempt to scare her straight.

This is a blatant shitpost about Fire Emblem Heroes.

Kakyoin Noriaki puts the moves onto the cooking mana herself. They are also in Italy which is pretty neat.

"Curious…They seem really protective of him." After the U.A. Sports-festival Itsuka Kendo, the big sister of Class 1-B, developed an interest in Izuku Midoriya from Class 1-A. The strange muttering boy who fought so valiantly during the event. However her efforts to get closer to him are constantly blocked by Izuku's over protective classmates. (Itsuka x Izuku)

The Empire was always good at creating its own enemies. Self Insert fic.(On Hiatus)

In the ruined crater that once held the Forever Fall, forces beyond Remnant's comprehension are stirring. Well, maybe more strolling around looking for Udon and the way home than stirring but that's beside the point; a bald justice has emerged into Remnant with his sidekick, seeking justice and defending the weak. After they fix the moon first that is.

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

During Piccolo's training for the Saiyans, Gohan runs away in the night and finds himself in Capsule Corp., with Bulma reaching him for a new experiment she's made with his help. What transpires afterwards soon leads Gohan to discovering a new form of training - Zenkai boost via sex. Kid Gohan/Harem

Freeza was to kill the Saiyans and destroy Vegetasei per Beerus' orders but fate wasn't about to play out the same as before. Not with Bardock's advanced physic abilities, King Vegeta's leadership, and that damn pesky Saiyan Pride. No to mention a little help from a divine Saiyan legend.

After a strange incident in Y-City, Saitama is thrown in a strange land where everyone has superpowers, join him as he tries to settle down in this new land where lethal force on 'monsters' or anything for that matter is a big no-no.

Being invited to have dinner with Endeavor and Shoto, Izuku never thought that he'd meet the love of his life there. Unfortunately for him, it just so happens to be Endeavor's daughter Fuyumi Todoroki. But the biggest obstacle towards their relationship is their own inability to communicate. Izuku x Fuyumi Mostly fluff and awkward.

Destiny is a tricky mistress. It will either help you or hinder you. regardless of how noble or evil your intentions. This time around, however, fate offers her hand not for Dio Brando, but for a certain gentlemanly Joestar. AU (Revised Ending!)

Nothing serious just wrote this story for Shits and giggles. Wrote it while I was on jury duty months ago. Needing money to get some stuff back Rick was just hired to steal something from Pink Diamond's zoo. Now he and Morty must go in disguise so no one can know they're human. Oneshot.

Kushina explores the idea of nudism around the house, Naruto is not sure what to think about it.

After his death by a sandwich, a SI/OC finds himself reincarnated in Sunagakure with gaming mechanics.

For him, the night was supposed to end. The Dream would come to a close and he had done his best in his service as a Hunter. He would awake in the new dawn and make the most of what remained of his life. But a new nightmare threatens the Hunter's Dream and a foreign world. The young hunter is thrown into a different world of huntsmen and huntresses to warn them, to save them.

After an eternity of Servitude, Gehrman is given a chance by Naga. He will be given a new life, one away from the beast's blood, the Healing Church, and the Dream. All he has to do, is save a world. So the First Hunter sets off into the land of Ylisse, seeking that chance to see the sunlight once more…

Coco Adel decides she needs a change of clothes after a light fashion faux pas. The end result somehow forces her and Jaune Arc into a stuffy and cramped locker located inside the girl's currently in-use changing room. But hey, what could possibly happen? Coco x Jaune. One-shot. Rated M.

Dumbledore trusted the Dursleys but McGonagall didn't, so she tracked down some other non-magical relatives. More distant relatives, and seemingly friendlier. Funny how a bout of accidental magic can change the fate of a clan. Now the remaining Uchiha must hide their fire until they're ready to rise from the ashes. Which happens to be easier when you have a wizard in the family.

AOU spoilers. "It'll be temporary." "Mhmm, that's what you said about the dog." Clint glanced over at Lucky, their golden retriever that had been a mainstay in their family for the past three years. Okay, so Laura had a point. / Clint and Laura "adopt" the Maximoff twins, and they slowly become part of the Barton family. Family fun, family drama, family warm fuzzies. AU.

As if dying mysteriously wasn't enough, now I'm stuck on some random world with some ability called "The Gamer". The Gamer eh? Am I going to grind like hell to get stronger? Nope, not in this story! I'm going to hack and abuse the living shit out of this ability! Better watch out! I plan on becoming the Ultimate Being in existence! Kyah hah hah! Insanely OP/Hacking/Cheating Semi-SI

When Vados stumbled across Earth, she saw limitless potential inside an average Joe called Saitama. She knew right there and then her search for the next God of Destruction was over.

It had been with Gohan's first time that it had all started. With the power of his own impulses, he would eventually lead the world to change. There, at the heart of it all, had been the lust he'd had for many things. And in time, it would be expressed to many others. Lemon Story. Teen Gohan/Harem. Contains incest. Read at one's discretion.

The battle is over, Robin has struck the final blow that has denied the Fell Dragon's existence. However his efforts did not result in the end he had expected. Instead he was sent back into the past three years before he first met Chrom. Follow Robin in this tale as the world continues to show its love for his misery, along with his best friend... Grima? A.U

When Robin dies, the day resets. These three stories show that this really, really sucks for him. Dark.

Shanks hadn't set out to invite a female onto his crew, especially not as the one that'll be nursing their wounds, but really, it'd take a damn miracle to find a doctor better than this pinkette.

All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.

THIS IS NOT MINE. It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.

What if the mentioned super intelligence of Yagami Light and his antagonists wasn't just informed, but was actually true?

She was cold, and she was also feared by many, even her own brother feared her. She had long ago accepted that she was dangerous. She was fine with being alone, she was a loner anyway. She was sure that even her own blood would fear her to. Yet she didn't think she could ever bear her son fearing her, even if they're not related by blood.

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.

What would happen if Naruto had a massive crush on Hinata (not Sakura) who really didn't like anyone. Throw in the fact that he can't properly speak to her and things get more hectic. NaruHina

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

She is the one the legend's told of. The one that makes evil and darkness quake in fear. She is... THE SUPER SAND LESBIAN.

Ichigo Kurosaki was Cerberus's best Soldier, until he went rogue. He winds up on Omega, and everyone knows Omega's one rule. Ichigo comes to love breaking that rule, and the Queen of Omega comes to love him for it. Ichigo/Aria/Possible harem in the future.

He wasn't angry at her for being rejected. No, not at all. He was, however getting really sick of being called a dunce. Evil? Yes, but revenge is a dish best served through proxy. Popcorn, anyone? (One-shot. Slight Arkos. Slight Weiss-bashing. Heavy physical Weiss bashing.)

I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.

An examination of what might have happened to Iroh following the Siege of Ba Sing Se and Lu Ten's death if he had let his anger rule him, rather than transforming himself into the canonical spiritual diplomat we all know so well. Based on the pre-canon glimpse we get of him chuckling over burning down Ba Sing Se in "Zuko Alone". One-shot.

Instead of dying, Pain appears in Gotham and once again tries to establish world peace, but with a different method. Unfortunately, his brutal methods of punishment put him at odds with the League. WARNING: UPDATES WILL BE SPORADIC AND UNRELIABLE

Hiruzen was considered the 'God of shinobi.' This story makes the assumption that the title was entirely justified. What happens when the Shinobi no Kami has a different response on the Hyūga abduction attempt? It is time to let slip the dogs of war.

Join everyone's favorite videogame monarch: King Harkinian as he has the time of his life in Termina along with other chatacters from the CDI games. Will it be all fun and games? Or will the King have to save the day every know and then as he tries to have a good time? Read on to find out!

A down-on-his-luck Hondo Ohnaka manages to capture the unicorn of all bounties-Luke Skywalker, which sends Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith, on a painfully familiar trip to the planet Florrum to collect his prize. The failed negotiations leave Vader in the awkward position of being stuck in a besieged bunker with his son and a pirate who tells too many 'amusing' Clone Wars stories.

A character centric series of tales dealing with numerous possibilities and "What ifs?" throughout FE:A. LATEST CHAPTER: As far as Robin knows, he's happily married, with a wife and child. So then why is his wife meeting other Shepherds to talk about him? And why is Morgan so worried? A lighthearted Robin/Say'ri story, looking at just what it means to become Emperor of a country.

Noah's parents want grandchildren (or maybe they need money) so they sign him up for a reality show where Noah is presented with suitors that comprise every single suitor from Total Drama. Needless to say, Noah will find nearly all of them to be repulsing, but who will be the best match... or at least the least repulsing?

It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.

It's not that She was desperate. Desperation came from poor progress, and poor progress came from Bad Science. No, She was not desperate. She was just taking advantage of Her resources. The key to a good test was variety, of which lunatics, while dangerous, provided the best of. Unfortunately She lost track of Her lunatic. Ah, well, at least She now had these brand-new ones.

In which Aburame Shino is the moth and Uzumaki Naruto is the flame. Female!Naruto.

We all know that Legion is deadly in combat. Rumors are he also is a gamer. Let's take a look at his interactions on the extranet...

I have the worst luck ever. First off, I die. Then I get reborn into the Naruto universe. Yay right? WRONG. Nobody ever said you get to be reborn into Konoha. Which makes finding out where I am in the story line that much harder. I don't know if I can change anything, or if the bloodbath is far behind me. One thing's official though. I'm screwed. SI/OC Warning

TPM AU ; Darth Maul's starfighter was shot down and crash-landed at Tatooine. So instead of meeting Qui-Gon and Padme, Anakin earned Darth Maul's eternal gratitude as his sworn brother. Shocked by the betrayal of Darth Sidious towards his trust, Darth Maul took young Darth Vader as his Sith Apprentice, and planned to replace the Banite lineage with their own...

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

After bailing out of jail, Chris brings all thirty-eight contestants from all four previous seasons plus Chef to compete in another season after Camp Wawanawkwa has been restored to its former glory. What chaos and drama ensues now that even Chef and Blaineley are forced to compete?

Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

Ursa commits conversation instead of murder

Fire Lord Azulon and his eldest son greet a new arrival.

Rin throws a wrench into her captors' plans. Spoilers for 629, AU.

"Pain? You think that's love?" Itachi brusquely asked Konan. "Do you even know what that means?" —Part 8: Veins of Fire—

Suki invites Aang into her house after a movie, what happens when things go too far? Sukaang, Tokka, some Zutara, mentions of Sukka and Kataang. Rated M for Lemons

Palpatine draws Anakin into his web to begin the Demise of the Jedi Order. Only not everything goes as planned.

The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.

Superman is scared of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is scared of Itachi.

It's the night that Ursa kills Azulon. They have a little heart to heart. One-shot.

What would happen if Itachi found a Deathnote? bleh, i suck at summaries :P

AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!

By the time Azulon reached the garden, his wife had already eliminated the threat. Written because Ilah needs more love.

Non-massacre. When fans begin to drool over little Uchiha Sasuke, the Uchiha Clan gets real immature. Featuring a freaked-Out Fugaku, murderous Mikoto, protective Itachi & Shisui, and a whole clan of overprotective Sharingan-wielding shinobis. CRACK!

A chance encounter. What is it about Aang and Fire Nation girls?

Uchiha Sasuke opens his eyes to find himself not only in the land he hates the most, but that he is at their complete mercy. He has been branded, sealed. Angry, frustrated, and bitter, he decides to take it all out on Hyuuga Hinata. Sasu/Hina. Complete. Image by LaElizO.

Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.

When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-

The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.

Naruto finds a DBZ comic and ironically decides to model his life after Goku, Naruto doesn't do things by half!

On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.

Toph has two choices: Go home and get married or have the family fortune and her inheritence given to a stranger. The problem: She wants to keep her ties to her family, but is quite content traveling with Aang.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.