Author has written 22 stories for Naruto, One Piece, D.Gray-Man, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.
Occupation: Chancellor of Insanity
XD Lol, title given to me by the Secretary of Gender-Warping Affairs, Kiotsukatanna herself XD
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Current Obsession: Durarara!! is my new love :D I freaken love the little 'showdowns' between Iza-Iza and Shizu-chan XDD I love it even more when Shizu-chan spazzes and randomly punches something or when Iza-Iza spazzes and stomps on someones cellphone XD EPIC. And Devil May Cry, I love Dante and Vergil, the Sparda twins, they need more love and attention!!
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Hello children!! I am teh ArAnCaR_No_6 (obviously)!! Avatar is the 'Norotious Info Broker' Orihara Izaya from the awesome and fan-freaken-tasic series Durarara!! :D He's HAWT XDDDD Izaya may be one demented S-O-B with his whole 'I love all humans' thing all the while making everyone suffer, but he's so freaken cute when he sing-songs, calls people names, makes motorcycle noises, and jumps on other people!!
Now on DeviantART!!: http:///
My Yullen Doujishin :) First page: http:///art/Yullen-Doujishin-Ramo-Bouquet-175150008
'Cake Binge', visual of 'Courtship For Dummies' by Lime Daiquiri: http:///art/Cake-Binge-181327544
OMG People, listen to this!! Doesn't it remind you of Kill Bill? XD Singer is Daisuke Ono, Sebby-chan's seiyuu: http://www.youtube.com/watchv=_3jG5cfim4g&feature=related
This song currently blows my mind :DD I LOVEZ IT!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R33QwkVHBhE
Now this little puppy song here makes me want to cry D: LISTEN!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukj407uXqRQ
Kinky XD: http:///284-35272-9/katekyo-hitman-reborn/chapter-261.html
The destructive power of handcuffs. Like. SERIOUSLY.: http:///katekyo-hitman-reborn/322/13
Lol :DD Looka dis'!!: http:///444191
This here... IS NUTS!!! Take four minutes to hear this!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEnfZjqMSy0
This cracked me up so bad: http:///900-37322-18/mix-vegetable/chapter-30.html
Best Hetalia Skit EVER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YkJjiQgfRg
My current pissy reactions to everything:
Feb 2010: I AM PISSED!! B( Yes, I am, Ace died!! I haven't been in this type of shock since Itachi died, and that's really saying something!!
March-4-2010: NOW I WILL PUNCH SOMETHING!! -sets on fire much like Sanji- WTF?! Whitebeard!! Damn it Marco! Go murder Blackbeard or something!!
March-11-2010: Dear me, I want to punch Blackbeard with the Gura Gura no Mi myself!! And Suckura, that whore -mumble- Plus, Naruto's an idiot B(
April-10-2010: I love Kuroshitsuji, Bleach is like WOAH! One Piece is slow, and I want Sakura to die :D
June-24-2010: I haven't done this in a loooooonnnnnggggg time, and I'm sick!!!! D: What's up with that?!}
November-29-2010: Now this is a long time XD Now I ADORE D. Gray-Man, Soul Eater, and Pandora Hearts :)
January-5-2011: Nevermind! Now I'm back on Kuro XD
January-8-2011: I realize... whenever I get to re-watching the final episodes of Kuroshitsuji and Kuroshitsuji II, I get depressed... is that weird?
February-5-2011: I love Nabari No Ou!! :D And OMG I cried when Yoite died D:
February-12-2011: I got sick and had to miss church twice... which SUCKS!! It feels out of place to miss a service.
March-9-2011: ...I'm love Shizaya :DDD Lol, sorry Yullen, but Yuu-yuu chasing Moyashi-chan around with Mugen isn't as awesome as Shizu-chan throwing vending machines, trashcans, and severed signs
and city property at Iza-Iza XD
April-7-2011: It's been a year since my grandma died... And it feels weird...
April-11-2011: -wrings hands- Why the hell am I so addicted to Durarara!! ? Even more, to Shizaya D: WHY? Answer: Because it's AWESOME!!! :D
April-23-2011: For those who have seen Durarara!! Episode 25: Who finds it odd that Shizuo's capable of speaking casually to Mairu and Kururi, but once he catches sight of their older brother, he spazzes and reaches for the first trash-can to hurl at Izaya? XD
May-16-2011: =3= I've been reading Katekyo Hitman Reborn... and I squealed like an idiot at the end of Chapter 255 when Mukuro came out... I'm hopeless... and still in love with DRRR!! XD I also went 'ZOMGs' when Dino called Hibari by his first name o-o Kyoya, really? Whenever I hear the name 'Kyoya' I think OHSCH's 'Kyoya Ootori' (Lol, it sounds like Ootoro!!! XD) AND I AM FREAKEN DEVASTATED THAT ELLIOT DIED!!! ;A; Pandora Hearts just killed off one of my favorite characters!!!
May-23-2011: :) Finished up the Katekyo Hitman Reborn manga, and DAYYUM!!! D: What the hell Spade?!
June-1-2011: B( -growls- Every. Friggin. Time. I. Watch. Katekyo. Hitman. Reborn... I crave Italian food D: I BLAME DINO AND HIBARI!!! 8DD ESPECIALLY DINO!!! (you irresistibly sexy Italian Mafioso you XD) And maybe Hibari too, since I've been killing for a friggin' burger as of late and he apparently loves them, which I find as adorable as him liking small animals 8D And his box weapon is just so freaken adorable! Who doesn't love Roll with his epic 'kyuu' squeals of adorableness?! XDD
June-14-2011: ... Katekyo Hitman Reborn is seriously affecting my mentality. I am starting to wear multiple rings now, and I cannot watch the weather channel without giggling like an idiot. Oh, and TYL-Hibari is SCARY towards the end of his fight with Genkishi!! But he's so damn good-looking I barely notice!! XD
June-17-2011: Now I am getting into Vocaloid... like, WHAT?!
June-25-2011: WAHH!! D: School's out!!
June-27-2011: Just took a random KHR quiz determining what KHR group or family I would fit :) Apparently, I'm Foundation and Disciplinary Committee material 8D (It's surprisingly true! I will take no FUNNY BUSINESS!!! 8( ) Oh, and I keep getting that I am a Cloud attribute XD Even the personality type and advice to make people like me is very reasonable!!!
July-4-2011: ... It's weird... I know any other person would be happy at the prospect of actually meeting and getting sigs from the Durarara!! English cast... but I kinda wish I hadn't, because I cannot look at anything Durarara!! related the same anymore and it makes me kinda sad =3=; I. AM. AN IDIOT.
July-19-2011: I am reading Blue Exorcist (Ao no Exorcist, whatevah!), and it just cracks me up that Rin is the older twin when Yukio is STRAIGHT OUT taller than him 8D
July-23-2011: Just finished reading and watching Blue Exorcist... and now I can't stop doodling the twins 8DD Oh, and P.S, Rin's reaction to Sukiyaki is so unbearably adorable, I have to keep myself from smiling like an idiot 8DD Plus, I dun't like Shiemi 8(
July-26-2011: Am rewatching Blue Exorcist Ep. 6, and I find it adorable that despite being teenage boys and having an entire dorm house to themselves, Rin and Yukio still choose to share a room and sleep across one another 8D Must be an 'inseparable' thing between twins, huh? AND RIN COOKS FOR HIM TOO!! XD D'aww, finally taking up some responsibility and feeding his little brother -cough -AndSavesHimFromFangirlscough- And I giggled like mad at Rin's mad running thump-sounds to go kick Yukio in the ribs XDD Plus, it's the first time I see Yukio putting his arms around Rin (even though it was for comic purposes XD ) Oh! And their beds!! How do you NOT smack yourself when waking up?!
July-27-2011: Just started rereading Bleach, Naruto, and One Piece 8DD Ichigo looks like a Power Ranger!! XD Reminds me of Crispin poking fun at Johnny at the DRRR!! Panel!!
August-6-2011: Just watched the Hetalia movie, "Paint It, White", and it was so cute!! I adored the O-Bon dance Japan convinced everyone to do at the credits!! I never imagined the Axis and Allies would actually do that!! LINK!! http:///hetalia-axis-powers-the-movie-paint-it-white
August-9-2011: I am watching a LOT of Hetalia lately, and my gosh, pirates were HOT!!! I practically squeal every time I see England decked out in knee-length boots, shirts trimmed with frills, overcoats in bright red bordered with contrasting trim and gold buttons, laced cravats secured with brooches, and the cocked tricorne overflowing with masses of feathers and gold ornaments and roses *drools* Prussia too, but England!! *dies* His green eyes and bright blond hair just make him absolutely irresistable XD Now England, he was a sexy, sexy and very fancy pirate XDD
September-14-2011: I'm in school... yes, I know, it sucks. And moreover because I have four Advanced Placement classes DX What the FrUk am I doing taking these classes?!
September-30-2011: OMG I LOVE THE JAPANESE XD The fans over in the anime-motherland are holding a wedding event for my Durarara!! OTP, Shizaya! XD Told my friend who isn't a fan of Shizaya... she wanted to go XDD Love Zerochan for it!! Mark teh date! October-2-2011!! Apparently, people are commemorating it by drawing postcards of wedding portraits, lookie lookie via Google Chrome!!: http:///onim/szizkekon/ and Zero-chan works too for the actual images! They're being recently uploaded like crazy!! (Not that I'm complaining XDXDXD) AhMiGash this is soooo canon now XDDD
October-4-2011: After three consecutive wins, the Falcons experienced defeat yesterday ;3; My tennis team lost to the Cobras, 3-4. Ah well, we'll beat the Democrats tomorrow!! Oh yeah, and I've oddly been craving to read some Shizaya, but I want it to be completely tooth-rottingly fluffy and sickenly romantic (I know, it's weird!)... any suggestions?
October -6-2011: I'm rereading bits and pieces of one of my favorite non-mainstream mangas, Ilegenes, and if you look at this and know nothing about the storyline, it almost sounds like it's a smut yaoi manga, I swear XDD It's not, by the way XDDD Although, to be honest, it's like reading a DRRR!! doujin with implied Shizaya XD Seriously!! The two main characters are roommates, the tallest one, Jacques, is blond and pretty cheerful and strong (haha, Shizu-chan status!!), and the younger and smaller one, Fon, has black hair, is serious, and has rare peacock eyes (Hmm? Rare like red? Like Iza-Iza, no?), and so far, they tell each other where they are going, Jacques has proposed they go traveling together after graduation from their school, Jacques nearly punched a kid that shined a laser at Fon's horse, throwing him to the ground, Fon defended Jacques when one of his friends badmouthed him, they've been handcuffed together, have briefly held hands twice, Jacques has tackled Fon into bed (NOT LIKE THAT PERVS XD), Fon has tackled Jacques to the ground (NOT FOR THAT EITHER PERVS XD Saved his life, actually. Was freaking out, asking if he was ok), one of their friends even says Jacques is too overprotective of Fon, Jacques HUGGED him twice, like, really really tight and close to his chest (and Fon let him for a good long time too! And he said he was warm!!), Fon has shortened his name from 'Jacques' to simply 'Jake', he's pinned Fon to a wall (in an alley -wiggles eyebrows-), Jacques has cupped his face with both hands when he was freaking out, they sleep 3 feet away from each other (like seriously, they have a really big room, but their beds are a step away from each other), Fon's been carried bridal-style by him when he was sick, oh, and they have kinky boots XDD And interesting fact! WHile Jacques and the rest of their group freely drink alcohol, Fon's still underage, so he drinks juice XD And Jacques won't shut up about how beautiful Fon's eyes are XDDD Haha, so many reasons in 24 chapters!!... And to believe it's not even a shonen-ai XDDDD
October-9-2011: SOOO into DMC liek WOAH XDD I want this to have more attention ;3; Especially the brotherly moments between Dante and Vergil.
December-8-2011: Rereading xXxHOLiC, and oh dayum, I never noticed that Doumeki seems to really have something for Watanuki, like, REALLY!! I've never seen a guy chow down everything another cooks the way Doumeki practically devours Watanuki's cooking (you can see him just eating in the background practically in every chapter XD). Plus, he can see everything Watanuki can because they share his right eye. Makes Himawari the third wheel there (and she thinks, to my amusement, that they ''really share a deep body and soul connection'') XDD Not to mention Doumeki is also completely devoted to Watanuki and Watanuki alone, which is kind of Love Triangle Status since Watanuki is pretty loyal to Yuuko... LOL XDDD Plus, the whole thing is kinda hilarious and sweet because Watanuki never fails to yell and flail at Doumeki, but he just kinda just goes 'hmm' and just listens to his rants XDDDD And this
January-16-2012: Fans of Shizaya, this was cannonly written by Narita. Yeah, it NEEDED its own individual space.
January-19-2012: OMG why didn't anyone tell me? Tiger & Bunny's later episodes are like a regular novela XD
January-27-2012: Wahh I got my DRRR!! manga in the mail XD
February-25-2012: I-I... I think I have too much Durarara!! merchandise :'D I own the following:
DRRR!! Vol. 1 Manga (English)
DRRR!! Vol. 4 Manga (Japanese & jointly owned)
DRRR!! Box Set Part 1 (Inside signed by Patrick Seitz feat. 3 signed postcards and one collectible sig. by Crispin Freeman (7 sig. altogether))
DRRR!! Box Set Part 2 (Inside signed by Kristi M. (inside person))
DRRR!! shirt feat. Shizuo and Izaya
(another) DRRR!! shirt feat. Shizuo and Izaya
Autographed DRRR!! poster feat. signatures by Crispin Freeman and Darrel Guilbeau (2 signatures altogether)
(plain replica of first) DRRR!! poster
DRRR!! phone charm
DRRR!! LITTLE ACCESSORIES COLLECTION Dollars charm
DRRR!! shopping bag feat. Shizuo and Izaya
(another) DRRR!! shopping bag feat. Shizuo and Izaya
DRRR!! necklace feat. Shizuo
DRRR!! set of 6 magnetic bookmarks feat. Mikado, Anri, Kida, Celty, Izaya, and Shizuo
DRRR!! key ring feat. Shizuo and Izaya
DRRR!! Messenger Bag feat. Shizuo and Izaya
DRRR!! Izaya Cosplay Jacket
And I was on the verge of purchasing a wallet, notebook, Dollars necklace and a Shinra and Celty key ring too :'DD HELP ME (or don't, let me wallow in the awesomeness!!)
May-9-2012: Lately... I've been trying to dress and do my hair in a cute yet convenient way... because I sorta like a boy I'm very close to. Yet at the same time, I don't want to like him. At all. I've had two best guy friends who I've liked that have both turned to dating close friends of mine, and I'm hesitant and wonder if it is going to happen again. I kinda want graduation to come already so I could have a reason to stop, since I won't see him again. But at the same time, I don't. Sucks being a girl.
Especially Favorite Manga/Anime:
Naruto Favorite Arc: Hunt For Itachi Arc
Reason: Itachi's one of my favorite characters, heck, I love all Uchihas so with this arc in particular focusing on them alone, I found it enjoyable.
Favorite Characters: Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke
Bleach Favorite Arc: Arrancar Saga
Reason: I love the multiple fights that occured throughout the very long arc, from Ichigo VS Grimmjow, Byakuya VS Zommari Leroux, Ichigo VS Ulquiorra, ect.
Favorite Characters: Kurosaki Ichigo, Kuchiki Rukia, Kuchiki Byakuya, Ulquiorra Cifer, Ishida Uryuu
One Piece Favorite Arc: Impel Down Arc, Marineford War Arc
Reason: WHO THE HECK DOESN'T LOVE THESE ARCS?!
Favorite Characters: Monkey D. Luffy, Portgas D. Ace, Roronoa Zoro, Nico Robin, Gol D. Roger, Monkey D. Garp (heck, practically all D.s!)
Black Butler Favorite Arc: Jack the Ripper Arc, Noah's Ark Circus Arc, Phantomhive Manor Murder Case Arc, Ship Voyage Arc
Reason: It's just AWESOME!! :D ACCEPT IT!! Oh, and because Ciel was dressed as a pretty girl in the Jack the Ripper Arc, Sebastian was practically babying him in the Noah's Ark Circus Arc, Ciel had an 'emotional breakdown' in the Phantomhive Murder Case Arc, and because in the Ship Voyage Arc, Ciel and Sebastian did the 'Phoenix' thing!! :D
Favorite Characters: Sebastian Michaelis, Ciel Phantomhive
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion Favorite Arc: -
Reason: Haven't really followed it, yet I like the series nevertheless.
Favorite Characters: Lelouch Lamperouge (Lelouch Vi Brittania), Kururugi Suzaku
D. Gray-Man Favorite Arc: Timothy Arc, Mystery of Kanda Arc
Reason: The main reason I love these arcs is because Lenalee isn't in them! XD I'm a total Lenalee-hater! Plus, I really like Yullen, and Kanda and Allen get along a pretty darn well during these two arcs and both Yuu-chan and the Moyashi are my favorite characters as well. Plus, the recent chappies have been EPIC. -is in love-
Favorite Characters: Allen Walker, Yuu Kanda, Noise Marie, Froi Tiedoll, Cross Marian, Timcanpy, Daisya Barry, Alma Karma, The 14th (The Musician)
Soul Eater: Favorite Arc: Capture Baba Yaga's Castle Arc, Salvage Arc
Reason: They're AWESOME!!! -sparkly eyes- Plus, there's action and incredible humor mixed in!! Plus, it's not centered around a specific character (excluding Salvage Arc, which is about Kidd)
Favorite Characters: Death the Kid (Kidd), Liz Thompson, Patty Thompson, Excalibur, Shinigami-sama (Lord Death), Asura (The Kishin), Eibon (the real one)
Prince of Tennis Favorite Arc: -
Reason: It's all tennis :D I like playing tennis XD
Favorite Characters: Echizen Ryoma, Fuji Syuusuke, Echizen Ryoga, Kikumaru Eiji, Kaido Kaoru, Karupin
Pandora Hearts Favorite Arc: Chesire's Dimension Arc, Sablier Arc, Second Coming of Age Ceremony Arc
Reason: Lotsa angsty action!! :D Reveals quite a lot about the story, yet throws up curveballs that confuse us even more. Leaves you at the edge of your seat, wanting more of the chapters to come out speedy fast!!
Favorite Characters: Oz Vessalius, Alice the B-Rabbit, Gilbert (Raven) Nightray, Vincent Nightray, Elliot Nightray, Jack Vessalius, Xerxes Break, Glen Baskerville
Nabari No Ou Favorite Arc: Escape from Kairoushu Arc
Reason: It's cool!! Digs deeper into the relationship between Yoite and Miharu.
Favorite Characters: Yoite, Rokujou Miharu, Yukimi Kazuhiko, Shimizu Raikou
Durarara!! Favorite Arc: - (I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT 8DDD Except Vorona... I could care less about her...)
Reason: It's just altogether filled with absolute awesomeness!! :DD I love the idea of color-coded street gangs at the mercy of a colorless internet-based gang, the legend of the Black Rider living with an insane doctor, the two Terrors of Ikebukuro 'The Notorious Info Broker' Orihara Izaya and 'The Strongest Man in Ikebukuro' Heiwajima Shizuo raging pure chaos in public, the hauntings caused by the cursed blade Saika, and how it all ties together to form battles upon battles in the Tokyo city -sighs dreamily- It's like the perfect society. Despite the horrid dangers that run on in that demented neighborhood, this series really makes me want to move to 'Bukuro!!
Favorite Characters: Izaya Orihara, Shizuo Heiwajima, Kida Masaomi, Celty Sturluson, Shinra Kishitani, Kyohei Kadota, Erika Karisawa, Walker Yumasaki, Mairu Orihara, Kururi Orihara, Kasuka Heiwajima, Simon Brezhnev, Saburo Togusa, Shingen Kishitani
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! Favorite Arc: Varia Arc, Future Arc, Inheritance Succession Arc
Reason: A lot of action and transformation, gives each character their own stage and time to shine :D Plus, it's just so darn exciting! I also adore the names of the arcs!! JUST LOOK AT THEM!!! So awesome!
Favorite Characters: Gokudera Hayato, Hibari Kyoya, Dino Cavallone, Takeshi Yamamoto, Mukuro Rokudo, Reborn, Irie Shoichi, Spanner, Colonello, Alaude, G., Daemon Spade, Gamma, Flan, Giotto (Vongola Primo), Cozarto Simon (Simon Primo), Enma Kozato
Blue Exorcist (Ao no Exorcist) Favorite Arc: Beginning Arc, True Cross Academy Arc, Kyoto Mission Arc
Reason: It is surprisingly awesome!! I didn't think I would like it because of the content, but I found that it sticks and refuses to let go! Good plot, explores the characters' emotions well, and leaves no one in the dust. Plus, there's twins! 8D I absolutely adore the Okumura twins!! Geez, I can't believe they are even twins to begin with!!
Favorite Characters: Rin Okumura, Yukio Okumura, Shiro Fujimoto, Blacky, Mephisto Pheles, Amaimon, Ryuji Suguro, Igor Neuhaus
Devil May Cry Favorite Arc: DMC3: Dante's Awakening SE (Temen-Ni-Gru)
Reason: It's the fighting between Dante and Vergil!! ;A; It's so HEARTWRENCHING!! I know that in franchises, it's typical if the siblings are negative and hostile towards each other (Lord knows we've seen enough of that in Naruto), but for twins, identical twins, to come at each other with the intent to kill? SAD. Especially since they are the only half-breeds in the world, with the blood of the 'traitorous' Sparda and practically hated by everything and everyone for being his sons and for being demons. You'd think they'd be closer because of that, even more since their father just passed away when they were little and their mom was killed for having any relation to him, more because Dante went years thinking that Vergil was killed too. But nooo they just have to hate and battle each other!! ;A; Damn it, Capcom, give them a sob moment were they just BOND!! Although the scene where they shared Ebony and Ivory was AWESOME!!!
Favorite Characters: Dante, Vergil, Sparda, Eva, Lady (Mary), Nero
Baccano! Favorite Arc: 1931 The Grand Punk Railroad Arc, 1932 Drug and the Dominoes, 1930 Arc, 193X Arc
Reason: Baccano! is practically a very bloody version of Durarara!!, and being part of the Naritaverse, they overlap a bit, which is AWESOME!! Plus, the plot is just so incredible!! So action packed and mysterious; it had me going 'OMG WUT' the entire time!!
Favorite Characters: Issac Dian, Miria Harvent, Firo Prochainezo, Maiza Avaro, Keith Gandor, Berga Gandor, Luck Gandor, Claire Stanfield, Ladd Russo, Lua Klein, Jacuzzi Splot, Nice Holystone, Eve Genoard, Ennis, Chane Laforet, Huey Laforet, Czeslaw Meyer
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Crazy things ArAnCaR_No_6's Parents DO!!!:
1) Both parents drummed all the plates and cups within an arm's reach with chopsticks.
2) Dad attempted to kill a cockroach by throwing a cold tortilla at it.
3) Dad tried to really kill the roach again by throwing the tortilla at it... AGAIN...
4) Mom threw a gummy shark at the wall. It got stuck.
5) Mom forgot the beans on the stove. Overnight. The house smelt burnt for two days.
6) Mom gets the wrong medicine for whenever I get sick... she laughs about it afterwards.
7) Mom hits people whenever they really crack her up (A.K.A My Dad)
8) Mom slapped Dad for making her laugh so hard.
9) Mom claims that 'Violence is bad' on a daily basis (go figure (BI) )
10) Dad threatened Mom... with a water gun...
11)Mom jumped like a startled cat when the blinds shot upwards.
12) Both parents fought each other for some rice snacks... my mom won...
I swear on nothing in particular, this is all TRUE.
and now...
Crazy things other adults ArAnCaR_No_6 knows DO!!!:
1) Pastor and his wife 'swordfight' with still-frozen grape-flavored popsicles.
2) Pastor and his wife 'swordfight' with toothpicks.
3) Pastor holds wife underneath pouring rain (Lol, my pastor's funky XD )
Favorite Quotes:
"HOLY GUACAMOLE!! YOU'RE A SHICHIBUKAI?!"
(Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece)
"Damn... I fell asleep."
(Portgas D. Ace from One Piece)
"RED NOSE, ROUND NOSE, IDIOT NOSE!! YEAH, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE!!"
(Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece)
"HOLY FRIGGIN GUACAMOLE CRACKERS!!"
(Me)
"You know what makes a person smart? Chess and videogames."
(My Algebra teacher)
"If his name is Sitting-Bull... then his wife is Tossed-Cow?"
(My mom)
"6x6?! What the hell are you talking about?!"
(My Algebra Teacher)
"Donne-moi la pomme!! (Give me the apple!!)"
(My French teacher)
"What a BITCH!!"
(Me and my sister simutaneously)
"Remember to take a dump too. If you don't by the time the ride's finished, I'll kill you."
(Okita Sougo from GinTama)
"We are Killer Samurai 13. PREPARE TO DIE."
(Shinsengumi from GinTama)
"How strange. For your fiance to be here, it is quite unexpected..."
"Regardless of the disguise... If we ever meet..."
"You'll be found out."
"If he discovers me, I won't be able to investigate!!"
"Further, Everyone here will find out that the young lady is in fact 'Young Master'."
"... -silence-"
(Sebastain Michaelis and Ciel Phantomhive (alternating between themselves starting in that order) from Kuroshitsuji)
"SPIT THAT OUT! SPIT THAT OUT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU'LL GO BALD!!"
(Gintoki Sakata from GinTama)
"Ready... get set... WATCH AVATAR!"
(Suzy Cameron at the LIVE 4/22/2010 Earth Day Avatar Event at the Nokia Theater)
"It's his wink's fault."
(Ex-Shichibukai Crocodile from One Piece)
"CHIPS!!"
(My friend Maria)
Duralumin! Are you okay?! Speak to me!! -insert gasp- This is bad... it's the mumps! We have to operate fast!!"
(4 year-old Yotsuba Kowai from Yotsuba&! (Yotsubato))
"I'm a human! Well, to tell the truth, I'm a tiny bit cursed, but I'm still a nice human!!"
(Allen Walker from D. Gray-Man)
"Komrin is not evil! The coffee is evil!!!"
(Supervisor Komui from D. Gray-Man)
"IDIOT BEANSPROUT!!!!!"
(Yuu Kanda from D. Gray-Man)
"I-I-It's w-w-winter!"
"Eh? Who's that?"
"There's a guy called 'Winter' in the outside world, and he's the one that freezes everything!"
"W-w-what an asshole!!!!"
(Alma Karma and Yuu Kanda (in that alternating order) from D. Gray-Man)
"IDIOT APPRENTICE!!!"
(General Cross Marian from D. Gray-Man)
"IT'S DINNER TIME, ALLEN!!! DINNNERR TIIIMEEE!!!!!!!"
(Lavi from D. Gray-Man)
Lavi: "Well, I don't know either... OIIII!!! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE BEANSPROUT!!!"
Allen: "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEANSPROUT IDIOT LAVI?!"
Kanda: "Tch... the beansprout's voice descends from the sky."
Allen: "THE NAME IS ALLEN, BAKANDA!!!!"
(D. Gray-Man manga and anime)
"Timcanpy... I haven't seen you since that time back in China...! That fateful night... Things got so crazy, I'd almost forgotten, but... I WANTED TO SEE YOU SO MUCH!!!! YOU'VE GOTTEN ALL BIG AGAIN, TOO!!! WHY IS THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
(Allen Walker from D. Gray-Man)
"Damn it Beansprout! If you're falling, fall on your own!!!!"
(Yuu Kanda from D. Gray-Man)
"PENCIL HOG!"
(My History teacher)
Jasdero: "THERE WAS NOTHING BUT THE CHICKEN THERE, HEE!!!"
Tyki: "Ah, so that's why you're carrying a chicken."
Debitto: "Damn it, that bastard Cross makes a fool out of us!!!"
Jasdero: "ONLY THE CHICKEN!!! HEE HEE!!!"
(D. Gray-Man manga and anime)
Allen: "YUU KANDA YOU ASS!!!"
Lavi: "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US, IDIOT?!"
Chaoiji: "YOU DEMON."
Krory: "YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARD!"
Lenalee: "Y- you guys, Kanda-"
Everyone: "THAT'S IT; WE'RE LEAVING KANDA BEHIND!!!"
(D. Gray-Man anime and manga)
"Someone put a blanket over me!"
(Lavi from D. Gray-Man)
"Damn it-- what's with you flowers?! You can't break into Kro-chan's place!!"
(Lavi from D. Gray-Man)
"You stupid flower... YOU UGLY, CRAP, NAUSEATING, PIECE OF SHIT FLOWER!"
(Arystar Krory from D. Gray-Man)
"It withers, and your head withers, comprende?"
(General Marian Cross from D. Gray-Man)
"I can't do it. Don't you get it? This move? Was decided by people waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay higher than me. If you're going to threaten someone, don't threaten the middleman, go to the top, the top!!!"
(Supervisor Komui from D. Gray-Man)
"Screw this! I demand a refund for all the energy I just spent!"
(Gintoki Sakata from GinTama)
Katsura: "Ah."
Gintoki: "'Ah,' my ass. What are you doing here?"
Katsura: "No, it's not like that. This has nothing to do with your goukon. I'm just using rap to promote Joui's activities-."
Gintoki: "Shut up! You jerk, after turning down my invitation you come here all excited! Why of all things, did you choose rap?! It doesn't make any sense! What's with you?! Go and die, please just go and die!"
Katsura: "It's not rap, it's Katsurap, yo!"
Gintoki: "What the hell is Katsurap?! You want me to use cling wrap to suffocate you to death?!"
(GinTama anime)
"Jump! Jump like Bambi!"
(Shimura Shinpachi from GinTama)
Kanda: "This time they're turning people into half-Akuma so they can feed on other Akuma? Brilliant, just brilliant..."
Bak: 'He's talking about the Third Exorcists.' "I knew it... we have hurt you, haven't we...?"
-stands-
Kanda: "... Eh?"
Bak: "No, no, it's only natural... I am so sorry, Kanda!"
Kanda: "Wait, wait-"
Bak: "We failed to keep the promise we made to you!" -grabs Kanda- "HIT ME!!!!"
Kanda: "Woah..."
Bak: "I have no excuses to make! Just hit me, Kanda! Hit me with all your-!"
-punches-
Kanda: "I'M NOT 'HURT'!!!"
Bak: "GUAHH!!!"
Wong: "Bak-sama!!!"
(D. Gray-Man manga)
"WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!! A sword- a sword- STABBED-?! AAAAGHHHHH!"
(Inspector Howard Link (possessed by Timothy Hearst) from D. Gray-Man)
"His wife was the Queen Bitch."
(My British English Teacher refering to Macbeth)
"Okay everyone, we're going to stand here in the hallway and practice being bored for thirty minutes."
(My History Teacher)
"We'll all be screwed over the day Jazmin becomes dictator of the world."
(My History Teacher)
"I haven't used a chalkboard since 1994, but during that time, you guys were all too busy being born."
(My History Teacher)
"Mister!! I'm stuck on Number 46!!"
"Hmm... that's nice."
(Student and My Algebra (now Trigonometry) Teacher)
Me: "Hey. Mister. What's this?"
Trigonometry Teacher: "It's my 'Awesomely Delicious Cheesecake Recipie'!!!"
"I make the best turkey you'll ever taste. Too bad you've never tasted it anyway."
(My Trigonometry Teacher)
Shinigami-sama: "Why can't I swat that damn bug?!"
Death the Kid: "Be careful, Dad! Try not to kill us!!!"
(Soul Eater Anime)
"Dad... ate... THE KISHIN!!!!"
(Death the Kid from Soul Eater Anime Preview)
Sister: "I believe in the death penalty."
Dad: "I believe I can fly."
My History Teacher: "Gabriela!!"
My Friend Gabby: "What?!?"
My History Teacher: "Stop having fun!!!"
My Pharmacy Clerk Teacher: "There's many side effects of steroids, it massively increases the size of your muscles, and-"
Student: "It shrinks a guy's area too!!"
My Pharmacy Clerk Teacher: "... Well... that too, but-... darn, now I lost my train of thought!!"
Class: -dies of laughter-
My Friends' Advisory Teacher: Ooh! How about being a preschool teacher? That's great, isn't it?
My Friend Esther: "Preschoolers? They're so... little..."
Me: "Yeah, it's even worse because they're so whiny and you can't use your methods on them."
"Everybody las (the) bananas!!!"
(My Mom singing)
Student: "You're racist, Mr.!!!"
My Trigonometry Teacher: "I'm MORONIST!!!"
"Hmm... scissors, scissors... oh! Here they are- oh wait, no, these are the things I use to occasionally stab students."
(My (joking) History Teacher)
Student: "Hey Mr.!! I'm not going to be here on Friday!!"
My History Teacher: "-sarcastic- Oh, I'm about to just break down and cry."
"People were paranoid back then!! Like when one pulled out a drawn map, laid it out and said 'Earth's here, the Sun's here, Jupiter here, Mars here', and we're all going like that!!!" -waves arms wildly-
(My English Teacher)
Student: "Mr.! Come on, I want to play with you!!"
My Trigonometry Teacher: "-scoffs- Yeah right!! Play against Jazmin first, and if you beat her, I'll play against you, which is NEVER!!!"
"The sun!! The skies!! I love you!!!!"
(Death the Kid from Soul Eater Anime/Manga)
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU COWARD?!"
(My dad screaming at Darth Vader while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II)
"We're going to get you some Padawan boots and make a little apprentice braid at the base of your neck. When you're a grown Jedi, I'll shave it all off!!"
(My dad)
Student: "Mr.! Explain this problem to me, but like in kindergarten!!"
My Trigonometry Teacher: "Okay, there's these things called 'numbers'..."
My Mom: "Hey, Pati, I'm going to be out for the entire week next week, ok?"
My Cousin Pati: "Why?"
My Mom: "Well, Prince William called and invited me to the Royal Wedding."
My Cousin Pati: "Really? What a coincidence!! Kate texted me and asked if I could bring the refried beans and pork for her next week."
(This was a real conversation XD)
"Damn this beeping... It just won't stop f*cking beeping!! I can't read that many words!! Girls? Bunnies? The hell you want me to do?"
(Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!)
Shinra: "What happened?"
Shizuo: "Well, at first, I thought I'd slipped in the rain. And then there was all this blood from my stomach and my leg. So I realized I'd been shot."
(Durarara!! anime)
"I wanted to declare war on you. I love people deeply, too. I'm not handing them over to a stupid sword! Humans... are mine, after all. Oh! But I don't need Shizu-chan, so you can have him."
(Izaya Orihara from Durarara!!)
"I'm off to Shinjiku to murder Izaya."
(Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!)
"Hey hey, Shizu-chan really is in love with Izaya, isn't he?"
(Erika Karisawa from Durarara!! (Lol, gotta love that girl!!))
"SHIZUO'S THE ATTACKER!! WAIT, A ROLE REVERSAL!! HE'S RECIEVING NOW!!! ATTACKER!! RECIEVER!! ATTACKER!! RECIEVER!! ATTACKER!! RECIEVER!!"
(Erika Karisawa from Durarara!!)
"When I was a kid in Mexico, my uncle used to make pozole and carnitas every Saturday and Sunday. I WANT TO DO THAT WITH YOU GUYS TOO!!!"
(My Dad)
Izaya: "Heya, Kanra-chan here!"
Mikado: "Hello."
Celty: "Hi."
Anri: "Good Evening."
Kida: "Die"
(Durarara!! anime)
"Square root of rope is string."
(Core 3 from Portal 2)
"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."
(GLaDOS from Portal 2)
"What are you doing? Stop it! I...I-I-I-I [stutters] We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very, very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honour of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground and lie on your stomach with you arms at your side. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party"
(GLaDOS from Portal)
"THIS WEATHERMAN IS PREDICTING A 99 PER CENT CHANCE OF SHITSTORM AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YA!!"
(Italy Romano from Hetalia)
England/Britain: "Ugh, am I Catholic? Or Protestant? God, I don't know!"
Bartender: "Excuse me, is he ok?"
America: "He always gets like this when he starts drinking."
England/Britain: "You don't know me!!I'm United-bloody-Kingdom and I can hold my liquor better than you any day!"
America: "Dude, calm down!"
England/Britain: "Shut up! I felt bad about the way old frog-face was treating you, so I saved your ass. Thought maybe we could be friends and bond over our mutual hatred for France, but nuh-uh!!" -bursts into tears- "YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME!! YOU JUST WANTED TO TELL ME TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO!!! AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYWAYS! I THINK THAT'S TOTAL BOLLOCKS!!!"
(Hetalia Anime)
"Why won't the lights just shut up?"
(England/Britain from Hetalia)
"You protected the 10th, so I have no choice but to admit you into the family. But the right arm of the 10th is me... You're the shoulder blade."
(Gokudera Hayato from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
"I'M NOT TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU, YOU CREAM-PUFFED THING!!!"
(Kimihiro Watanuki from xxxHolic)
"Hibari is just sparkling right now."
(Reborn from Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
Cave Johnson: "All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade."
GLaDOS: "Yeah!"
Cave Johnson: "Make life take the lemons back!"
GLaDOS: "Yeah!"
Cave Johnson: "GET MAD!!"
GLaDOS: "Yeah!!"
Cave Johnson: "I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?"
GLaDOS: "Yeah, take the lemons!!"
Cave Johnson: "Demand to see life's manager!"
GLaDOS: "Yeah!"
Cave Johnson: "Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons!"
GLaDOS: "Oh, I like this guy!"
Cave Johnson: "I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!!"
GLaDOS: "BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!"
(Portal 2)
"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."
(GLaDOS from Portal 2)
"The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughta stop making these prerecorded messages. That gave me an idea - make more prerecorded messages! I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day."
(Cave Johnson from Portal 2)
GLaDOS: "Well, This is the part where he kills us."
Wheatley: "Hello. This is the part where I kill you."
Intro: CHAPTER 9: THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
(Portal 2)
"All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos."
(Cave Johnson from Portal 2)
"Just a heads up. That coffee we gave you earlier contained florescent calcium so we can track your neural activity. The bad news is there is a chance that the calcium will harden and petrify your frontal lobe. Don't stress yourself thinking about it..seriously, thinking about it actually triggers the reaction."
(Cave Johnson from Portal 2)
"That thing you burnt up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero."
(GLaDOS from Portal)
"But didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said "Goodbye, and you were like "NO WAY" and I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you". That was great."
(GLaDOS from Portal)
"GAHH!! Bird!! Kill it!! IT'S EVIL!!!"
(Potato-GLaDOS from Portal 2)
"Neurotoxin... -cough- So deadly... -coughs- Choking... Hahahaha... I'm kidding. When I said 'Deadly Neurotoxin', the 'Deadly' was in massive "sarcasm quotes". I could take a bath in this stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me... You on the other hand are going to find the deadliness a lot less funny."
(GLaDOS from Portal)
"Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for... quite a bit longer, and it's not completely out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage."
(Wheatley from Portal 2)
“Look at you soaring through the air majestically...like an eagle. Piloting a blimp.”
(GLaDOS from Portal 2)
"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
(Core 3 from Portal 2)
"Oh this feels so great, we can walk anywhere we want without having to be attached to some railing! Hmm, where should we go? Let's just follow the railing I guess..."
(Wheatley from Portal 2)
"Damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit damnit DAMNIT!!!... ... ... ... ... would you marry me?... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Izaya?"
(Crispin Freeman speaking as Shizuo Heiwajima at AX 2011 Day 3 DURARARA!! Panel! Hosted by Aniplex of America)
"Idiot. I'm proving I'm the idiot by saying that, but I already know I am an idiot, so it's fine by me! Idiot! Why didn't you tell me sooner?! I'll kill them. I'll kill them for sure. And I'll kill them dead! I'll kill them deader than dead!"
(Shizuo Heiwajima from Durarara!!)
"Have you ever considered ass-dance therapy?"
(Shin Nohara from Shin-chan)
"You're our 100th delivery man! Congratulations, you've won the grand prize: a glass of extra creamy boob juice!!"
(Shin Nohara from Shin-chan)
"I've had a superglue accident, let's all remain calm."
(Shin Nohara from Shin-chan)
"Did you try to dance on the table and break it with your fatness?"
(Shin Nohara from Shin-chan)
"I'm so hungry my tummy's gonna eat itself!! Now I know why models are such b*tches."
(Shin Nohara from Shin-chan)
Yukio: "...What's all this Nii-san?..."
Rin: "I'm studying, alright?!"
Yukio: ""EH?! I... Is this some kind... of omen...?"
Rin: "...THE HELL'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN...?!!!"
(Blue Exorcist (Ao No Exorcist) manga)
Yukio: "?! Nii-san, why are you half-naked?..."
Rin: "I just went with the flow..."
(Blue Exorcist (Ao no Exorcist) manga)
"It's taking me longer to watch the new episode of AnE than Sebby does to take Ciel's soul."
(Me)
Rin: "Hey, that's..."
Yukio: "...My classmates... I don't even want to think about it, but I think I know what happened here."
-stove turns on-
Yukio: "He started stewing them."
Rin: "It's strange..."
Yukio: "Obviously!"
Rin: "When you're making a stew, you add ginger and a bay leaf to suppress the smell of meat."
Yukio: "That's your biggest problem?!"
(Blue Exorcist (Ao No Exorcist) anime)
Jackie: "Not going to attack?"
Ichigo: "You haven't brought out your Fullbring yet."
Jackie: "How naive. It may be training, but this is still a battle, y'know? You have to think of me as an enemy. Would you say the same thing on the battlefield?"
Ichigo: "... ...Probably."
(Bleach manga)
"I see a fresh sausage for the picking!!! IT'S NEUTERING TIME BIYAAACH!!"
(Gintoki Sakata from GinTama manga)
"Do not joke. I will never become that good for nothing's wife. I prefer Colonel Sanders. I will become his bride. With him as my man, I shall never go wanting again. I will always have fried chicken to eat."
(Kagura from GinTama manga)
Prussia: "Ohh, it's just you, Hungary!! Man, you look like crap!!"
Hungary: "You shut up. I'm not taking insults from a guy who thought a pastry ghost was haunting him."
(Hetalia: World Series anime)
"Come on! Blame the Suez Canal, that thing has put me close to bankruptcy!! If I don't get married to you right away, I overheard my boss saying that he will kill me-! THAT WOULD SUCK!!"
(France from Axis Powers: Hetalia)
"Dayum!! This my gas money here!! WOOOOOOO!!!"
(My AP Microeconomics teacher)
Jumbo: "You're still not drinking alcohol, huh?"
Yanda: "Yeah, well... BANANA JUICE IS BETTER THAN ALCOHOL ANYWAY!! DON'T YOU THINK SO?! THAT'S WHAT I THINK!!"
Yotsuba: "-!! DO THEY HAVE BANANA JUICE?!?"
Koiwai: "They don't."
(Yotsubato&! manga)
"Even is you forget your seatbelt in the car, DON'T FORGET THE SEATBELT OF YOUR HEART!!"
(Koiwai from Yotsubato&! manga)
Yotsuba: "Daddy, there's a Taiyaki stand!"
Koiwai: "Hm? Ah, there is. Do you like Taiyaki?"
Yotsuba: "I haven't eaten Taiyaki. "
Koiwai: "Eh?! You haven't eaten Taiyaki?! Why Yotsuba... YOU'RE SLOW!"
Yotsuba: "-!!! Is Taiyaki fashionable?! It it a fad? Is it too late for me to join in?!"
Koiwai: "Everybody is already eating Taiyaki. Eveerybody!!"
Yotsuba: "!?"
(Yotsuba&! manga)
"Thank you! Fuck you! A villain has arrived!"
(Ladd Russo from Baccano!)
"How were we to avenge our friend if he can't talk, much less find his own face?"
(Ladd Russo from Baccano!)
"We are FUCKING AWESOME!!!"
(Kyohei Kadota, Erika Karisawa, Walker Yumasaki, and Saburo Togusa from Durarara!!)
"Oh Dune you poor, poor faceless bastard!"
(Ladd Russo from Baccano!)
Barnaby: "What's that?"
Kotetsu: "...What are you pointing at?"
Barnaby: "That."
Kotetsu: "That's... a building."
Barnaby: "Then... what's that?"
Kotetsu: "That's also a building. Also, the thing next to it is a building, and the thing in front of it is also a building. Well, all the building-like structures that you can see here are buildings."
(Tiger and Bunny Anime)
Luffy: "Hero?! No way!!"
Jimbei: "What?!"
Luffy: "We're pirates, you know!! I love heroes, but I don't want to be one!! Do you even know what a hero is?!"
Jimbei: "?"
Luffy: "For example, you have some meat, right. Pirates will feast on the meat, but a hero will divide it amongst the people!! I want to eat that meat!!"
Nami: "What's with his standards?"
(One Piece Manga)