OMG! GUESS WHO'S BACK? Yeah I know, it's been for freaking ever, and I am SOO SORRY!

Anyways, here are the warnings for this new story:
graphic yaoi, smut, maybe some fluff, violence, swearing, SHIZUO x IZAYA and thats all I can think of for now... If you dislike it, then please, don't read it! I do take constructive critism but I will report any and all flames. kthnxbai!

-Izaya-

Such precious, cute little things, I think, looking down at them from so high above. I could watch them for hours really, they were so interesting! Of course tonight playtime would involve my favourite human. Shizu-chan worked in the building opposite and though sometimes I try to avoid him, tonight I look forward to toying with him. He really made it too easy, all I have to do is show my face and suddenly he's furious! Most people think I hate him, and to some degree that is true. He is harder to manipulate than the other humans I am so fond of, but really he's more like my favourite one too. And for the same reasons I hate him. I smirk and wait for him to finish his shift wondering if he can actually make it the entire day without incident. Normally by now He's thrown a table or a car at someone but I've been here since he arrived and one would think he wasn't in there at all!
"Ah…there you are, my Shizu-chan," I murmur, delighted to see him walk out. People avoid him on the sidewalk if they can and others flinch as they pass, as though worried he might suddenly snap. I make my way down with ease and tail him at a distance for now. I don't want him to know I'm here just yet. My humans start to look truly frightened now; they see me and him in the same spot. The smart ones flee now, the curious gather.
"Aww, Shizu-chan, why so glum?" I tease and I see him twitch.
"You little-!" I side step the yield sign that flies in my direction with relative ease.
"In a bad mood today, are we Shizu-chan~?" I taunt lightly.
"GET OVER HERE SO I CAN CRUSH YOU FLEA!" He growls grabbing the next large thing nearby…it happens to be a vending machine and I smirk. I love our fights, I love instigating them and I especially love it when I win. I pull my knife out now and dance around the latest destroyed vending machine, nicking him easily on the cheek.
"Shizu-chan! Too slow~" I tease and I regret it immediately as the next road sign hits me across the head. That monster's strength sends me flying and land a few meters away. That hurt. A lot. I manage to hide it and get back up.
"You were saying flea?" He smirks now and I can't help but laugh.
"You got one in~! What an improvement~!" He growls now and launches said merge sign at me like a javelin.
"Really Shizu-chan, you were born in the wrong era! With your muscle and brains you should be a caveman~!" I taunt him sidestepping his sign again.
He launches himself at me this time and I dodge him easily enough too. If you can dodge a vending machine you can dodge anything right? I slice at his chest as he passes and he turns on a dime to hit me in the mouth. It's like the new wound doesn't exist and he hurriedly lands a few more blows into my body. Okay, rephrase, you can dodge almost anything. Now I was starting to hurt but I knew how this fight would end too. I knew how to throw him off his game, and today I planned one that no one would be expecting. I manage to escape his clutches, getting another line on him as I do.
"Shizu-chan~! I'm bored now, bye-bye!" I tease and try to walk away. I know he won't let me but even I never thought he'd strike a man with his back turned. I wonder what the hell he's thrown this time though and looking up I see it's a garbage dumpster. Not that I can really look up.
"Izaya-kun. Don't think you can walk away so easily," He growls and he lifts me by the front of my shirt. I seem to have lost my knife…time for plan B then. I smirk and lazily move my arms around his neck.
"Hey Shizu-chan~ Let's fuck~"

Izaya: This could be fun!
Shizuo: ...*grabs vending machine*
Seliphra: Shizu-chan! Play nice!
Izaya: Yeah Shizu-chan~play niiiice~!
Shizuo: I'm gonna kill you all...
Seliphra: PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW
Shizuo: Yeah or she'll go sulk in a corner
Seliphra: No...I'll just never update again, and remember, the more reviews I get the faster I update!
Izaya: And the sooner Shizu-chan and I do it~!