Don't pelt me yet.

Well, went nuts these last few months, because I got a bizzare obsession with Durarara!, and it practically absorbed MY LIFE THERE PEOPLE O.O (not that I minded XD) And going to AX 2011 didn't make it better, seeing as I met the English cast (and they were sweeee~t!) But anyway, other school season started again, I am attending the main campus now, and my stupid ass took four advanced placement classes. Four. Freaken English Lit., MicroEconomics, Government and Politics, and Calculus.

Yeah, Advanced Placement Calculus; I lost my mind.

AND I GOTS THE SAT TOO O3O

So~ it's tough, you get me? But luckily, den345 got me off my lazy butt, so yeah! Three cheers for den there!

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Disclaimer: NOT. MINE. o3o

Yeah, I'm blank here XDD Oh and heads up, I SERIOUSLY FORGOT ONE PIECE TERMINOLOGY )8 WATCH OUT!

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The narcolepsy thing was, without a doubt, the freakiest thing the Jolly Rogers have ever seen. I mean, seriously, face planting on the random for some snoozes for the rest of your life? That was not normal.

But it wasn't like they had the guts to tell the captain, anyway.

He wasn't exactly a normal character himself, what with his twirly mustache there, monsieur.

Anyway...

Roger didn't really know what was up with Ace's random sleeping either, he never really bothered to question much during his constant trips back and forth between the multitude of land within the four seas and the tiny island of his child's birth in the South, but he dismissed the crew, gathered like women to hear the latest gossip, apologized to the clearly emotionally rattled and nerved cooks, and sent them on their way, the little one fully drooling in the deepest clutches of sleep in his arms, forehead tinted pink from the blow to the .

Seriously, the tall captain could have shook the child back and forth, and he was sure he would only get a sleepy babble in return. And that was just maybe.

Anyway...

The Jolly Roger Captain rehitched the child in his arms, intent on laying his son down for some rest before having to explain one of the new rules of the Oro (suddenly, there were so many since Ace's little two year-old self entered the scene). He made his way through the vacant hallways, twisting and turning in the wooden and furnished maze that was the Oro Jackson; And just as he pushed open the swinging door to his offices, turned the knob of his private quarters, walked close to the bed that stood out amongst the rest of the more vacant room, and pulled the multitude of sheets, blankets, and quilts used to shield against the sea's cold and surrounding temperatures back-

the ship rocked.

'Ah crap!' was his only thought process as he quickly got a firmer hold on the sleeping little boy ('HOW DOES HE NOT WAKE UP?' he mentally wailed), who nearly slipped from his arms in the second he was going to put his down on the downy covers as he lurched forward due to the waves' impact on the ship. 'Okay, so I can't put him down', he thought to himself a few seconds after the water calmed and leveled his footing. Whatever, so he couldn't put him down, big dea-

...

HE COULDN'T PUT HIM DOWN?

'Oh crap oh crap oh crap!' he mentally battered himself, cursing his thickheaded nature and refusal to take up Rouge's advice on the railed and closed up crib for him. Suddenly, her worries made complete and absolute sense:

His bed: in the middle of the room.

The room: constantly rocking due to the ship.

The ship: Shifting like crazy as a result from the thrashing waters.

The water:

...ALL OVER THE FREAKEN PLACE!

"Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap!"

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I feel bad as to how short it is, but I wanted to stop keeping people waiting and get my juices flowing. I'm gonna start being active again on FF, so wait a little for the next chappie!

Thank you to those who remain faithful to the story~!

Iz is outties! Got AP MicroEconomics and AP Gov. tests tomorrow morning~!

-ArAnCaR_No_6

PS: The funnies are coming 8D