My Name is Jordan and I'm a sophomore majoring in Comparative Culture Studies at Northern Arizona University. I've had this account for years and am just updating this dumb profile. My interests (and most importantly, my writing style) have changed over the years, so I beg of you to read anything from before 2013 with caution. Also, please know that if you send me correctional messages for those of advanced age that I most certainly know they're horrendous and will most certainly ignore them.

All Fairy Tail fics will eventually be updated. I just have to find my motivation, I seem to have lost it somewhere.

Any older fic that isn't currently finished will not ever be. I thank you for your understanding, and if you would like to adopt one, message me and we can work something out.

Thank you for expressing interest in my work and visiting my page. I can be found on ao3 under the same user name, and also on Tumblr at for any literary requests you may have concerning the fandoms you see her or on my tumblr page. If you have a request for a famdom you don't see either here or there, send me a message and I'll do what I can.

Thank you,

Jordan

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." (not that I'm a flower, or even particularly beautiful) Mulan.

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living." Dr. Seuss.

"Age is an issue of mind over mater. If you don't mind, it doesn't mater." Mark Twain.

" I laugh in the face of danger, then I hide until it goes away." Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

"Lets go kick some huney buns!!!!!" Mushu, Mulan. (Huney buns spelled that way purposefully.

"Comedy is acting out optimism." Robin Williams

"You know you're in love when you can't sleep bceause reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Seuss

"I'm not allowed to LOOK at this thing, let alone DRIVE it! Mom and Dad are gonna KILL me, and I can tell you this! It will not be done with mercy!" Wilbur, Meet the Robinson's.

"Why don't you take a chill pill you venomous little troll!" Character from Bones.

"When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear." Mark Twain.

"Holy poo on toast!" Clarissa, What a Girl Wants

"Science is useless, its all magic." My former Biology Teacher.

"I've always wanted a child, and now I think I'll have one...ON TOAST!!!!" Winnie, Hoccus Poccus.

"Somedays its a good day to die, somedays its a good day to have breakfast." Thomas, Smoke Signal.

"You guys really like the library, huh?" "yes, to read makes our speaking English good." Xander, Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"What harm ever came from reading a book?" Max, Hoccus Poccus.

"Here I stand, I can do no other." Martin Luther.

"Do you know what top secret means, gentlemen?" "Yes sir, its when you get lots of metals, but they send them to your relatives." Rafe, Pearl Harbor.

"If my parents realize I've brought you from the past, they'll bury me alive and dance one my grave! I'M NOT EXAGGERATING Well, yes I am, But that's not the point!" Wilbur, Meet the Robinson's

"A word to the wise 'aint necessary, its the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters.

"I've got a girlfriend." "..." "..." "...that's good." Gooz, Pearl Harbor.

"I do not wage war on dead men." King Charels V, standing before Martin Luther's Grave.

"I did not kiss your hand, you put your hand over my coffee cup," Dr. Temperance Brennan(Bones), Bones.

"I, Technus, am totally frying your bacon!" Technus, Danny Phantom.

Standing in front of a map in Knotts Berry Farm, looking at the 'you are here' sign, "HOW DID THEY KNOW WHERE WE ARE?!" Me. I know...sad.

"It doesn't matter where you speak to, all that matters is that you say, 'I remember you'" "But they can't hear you...'Cause. Their. Dead..." Booth and Bones (in that order), Bones.

The scene played differently this time, as if she let it go on, long and sweet...Specials didn't cry, but her tears had finally come. Specials (p. 351)

"Aang, I like your hair." "I have hair?!" Aang and Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender (book three)

"This posture will intimidate him into compliance!" Temperance Brennan from Bones.

"Has anyone seen my guillotine?" Mr. Stordahl (My former AP Euro teacher)

"Oops. I almost knocked down Jesus!" A kid in my history class after he bumped a crucifix on the wall.

"Your days of tyranny are over Fire Lord Ozai! And this time I brought pants!" Aang, Avatar: The Last Airbender (book three, episode: Nightmares and Daydreams)

"We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the mustache " "Oh, no I can't, its permanently glued to my skin." Katara and Sokka, Avatar: TLA (Book 3)

"I don't like eating my vegetables, why is it fair they get to eat me?" Tucker, Danny Phantom

"Plagues, boils, boy bands, this is one evil box!" Danny, Danny Phantom Pandora's box (is it me or have the boy bands already been released?)

"At least the situation can't get any worse," *Giant water snake pops up* "The universe just loves proving me wrong, doesn't it?" "You make it too easy!" Sokka and Toph, A:TLA (Book three)

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