Duncan was thrown into the hallway wearing no more than his boxers and dog collar. "Yeah," he replied to the crowd, dodging one of Courtney's projectiles and smirking at his former campmates. "This is EXACTLY what it looks like." A Playa de Losers fic.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

Lovino takes on a dare to dress up as a waitress for a month. While working, he meets Antonio who becomes his regular customer and soon starts fancying Lovino. SpaMano, FrUk, PruCan, RoChu, GiriKey and NethPol. AU Hetalia

[Modern Day AU] Alois and Ciel are best friends, that enough ensures a wild ride.

Inuyasha was the first soul in history to break Heaven. So he goes to Hell. He meets a gum-smacking fortune teller, two psychotic real estate agents and...The One. Insert smirking and the odd death. Add some love. Blend until smooth. Serve hot. InuKag.

Gilbert Beilshmidt, the devil king of Halloweentown, discovers Christmas Town, but doesn't quite understand the concept...and gets himself in a whole lot of trouble along the way to find it's true meaning.

This is just the kind of random hetalia idiocy that pops into my head. Nothing linear. Nothing too sensical. No real topic, whatever. Note: each of these could really be oneshots unless there are roman numerals.

The sequel to "Playtime." Feliciano wants it to happen again; wants the burn of leather, the slice of the whip, the more, master, please, to be become a part of their everyday lives.

One morning, Germany is cursed into becoming a female, forcing him to take on the alias, Lucia. Numerous other problems would subsequently follow as a certain Italian boy fell deeper in love with his female guise. His emotions are left in quite a frenzy.

Because you can't have bone-shattering orgasms all the time. If you did, you'd never leave the motel room, things wouldn't get hunted, people wouldn't get saved, and the family business would go to hell. A follow-up to Mine. Sam/Dean. This means Wincest.

Chapter 1: Antonio goes away on a business trip, leaving his poor half-cat Lovino home alone for two weeks. Antonio comes home and... Different oneshots based on Antonio and Neko!Lovino Human names used.

Barnaby takes his time with Kotetsu's body to get over his sexual inexpertise, learning everything from sloppy French kisses up. Kotetsu tries to take a back seat and only give him pointers and respond when prompted. Deanon from the T&B Anon Meme, K/B, M.

On their first date, Kotetsu realizes that Barnaby finds his kisses irresistible when his mouth tastes of something sugary. Kotetsu explores and exploits this sweet little kink. Kotetsu/Barnaby fluff, deanon from the Tiger and Bunny anon meme.

"Maybe we really are just some stupid summer fling, and maybe it wasn't meant to be, but you know what? I think it's a real waste, because I love you. And I don't give if a damn if you say it back or not." Duncan and Courtney. -Sorry for any F bombs- (HIATUS)

Listen well as I lecture little Romano on how to write China's verbal tic correctly! He doesn't appear to care all that much, but you fanfiction writers are my chosen audience anyway.

A certain "sexy" blue pill restores Kotetsu's NEXT abilities. Barnaby thinks it's hilarious. Kotetsu changes his mind. De-anon from the Tiger and Bunny anon meme. Barnaby/Kotetsu smut.

AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance

19-16-1-9-14, an alien criminal from far away, crashes into the forgotten planet of Earth. In order to avoid his binds he steals a body's image and finds refuge in the house of a mafia-tortured Italian by the name of Lovino Vargas. Spamano, FrUK, PruHun,

Hello, my name is Arthur Kirkland and I try to avoid any awkward moments. Unfortunately, I am caught in the biggest one of all. The one man I managed to fall in love with thinks I am a woman. USUK.

Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.

Being dead isn't going to stop Tomoe from making sure her husband is happy in her absence.

Bolin sees more than Korra or Mako could ever know, and for that they should be grateful. [Written Pre-Korra]

Vince's hands are shaking so Howard helps him put on his makeup. In return, Vince tells Howard the surreal story of why he's been missing from the clubbing scene for months.

England's heart is broken and a certain creation knows just how to fix it / England and Puppet!America

Brennan , Booth, Alcohol and Las Vegas. A combination meant to utter disaster, or maybe more... Oh, the possibilities! B/B all the way!

Roxas always thought that love meant sex. Axel always thought that that sex meant girls. But when Axel finds himself falling hard for a male prostitute, he may very well lose everything for the one he loves. AkuRoku, Zemyx, cameos.

In which England and Japan propose a ménage à trois with America as the flattered, yet somewhat unwilling, centerpiece. UK/US/JP

What happened after the second kiss? My 'tame' version of what happened. KLAINE! squee ONESHOT

Raven can finally feel emotions, so she wants to experience the simple pleasures in life. With the other titans gone she decides to get help from Gar, but has she bitten off more than she can chew.

England is in a predicament; America's inexplicable rage is inadvertently helpful. US/UK

Russia loved beautiful days in the snow with Lithuania. Kink meme de-anon.

COMPLETE. BONUS-SMUT For Xmas Day. When John is merely trying to find something that Sherlock will eat, Mycroft makes assumptions, and a series of christmassy events proceed. Based loosley on the 12 days of Christmas.

"Who are you? And what do you want?" I demanded. It was then that I heard the voice I knew had been there all along. "I'm your shadow." The voiced hissed at me. "And what I want- what I need- is you." I gulped, swallowing what was left of my sanity. DxC (HIATUS)

James was the sexy trouble maker & Lily was the pretty wild flower.So don't you ever wonder how they finally ended up as a happily married couple?And is 12 years in Azkaban the REAL reason why Sirius is so bitter? SB/OC and LE/JP. An untold story.

I've become wise to your lies. Slight DxS, heavy DxC DxG. Sharpen your pitchforks. AU. For my sexy Fall. ;D

Percy is given an untidy and absent minded assistant named Audrey Larrabee to help promote himself in the Ministry. Will he be able to handle her seemingly complete apathy for the Ministry? Or will she be able to help him in ways he never dreamed of?

Of course Raven doesn't really like him or anything, but sometimes being close to Beast Boy is practically . . . tolerable. That's her story and she's sticking to it! Originally a very fluffy one‒shot; now a somewhat more serious ongoing.

Beast Boy, why are you smiling at me like that?" A series of oneshots about everyone's favorite love-hate couple! BBxRae all the way!

Germany has done the research, read all the books, made all the preparations - everything will go according to plan. Except Italy does not do so well with plans.

Men... can't live with them, can't kill them.

Oneshot. Post-movie. Margaret has to wonder how she fell for a man-child so full of himself. Shameless fluff. Andrew/Margaret.

It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.

Zuko is struck by a serious illness that only a certain waterbender can heal... and his wife is not too happy about it! Zutara- rated M for violence and lemons.

Katara finds herself tied to a tree, wondering if Prince Zuko is the type of person to violate vulnerable women.

Link's life turns obtuse when he shelters a handicapped puppy. Trink, Penweed, CornBelle

Jenny explores her developing sexuality, which leads to romantic entanglements with Brad, Sheldon, and the other leading men in XJ9's life.

Ah, good job Inuyasha, kicking the well while Kagome's in it. Now she's stuck in a parallel and alternate demension of your world, where everyone's not who they're supposed to be, and instead, things are the exact, twisted...opposite? Chapter 3 Up!