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Joined 04-25-11, id: 2872567, Profile Updated: 04-12-15
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Gorillaz, American McGee's Alice, Rise of the Guardians, and Death Note.

Hi, my name is Lauren...damn. What else can i write? Erm...

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (-_-')
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy so i must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner

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Snapshots by vinnie2757 reviews
The early years are full of the soft moments, the easy smiles and piggybacks, the laughter and the supportive hands behind backs. [A collection of moments from a time when Gorillaz were happy.]
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,016 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 2/18/2015 - 2D, Murdoc N., Noodle, Russell H.
Never Count The Cost by Scorpiofreak reviews
"I'll collect every piece and never count the cost." Moments in Alice's new life as the sixth guardian. A series of one-shots and arches taking place before, after, and maybe even during the events of Winter Wonderland. Ice Tea and Sweet Tooth pairings. Currently NOT taking requests.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,491 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 9/3/2015
Winter Wonderland by Scorpiofreak reviews
Alice Liddell is a clever woman with a curious nature, sharp tongue and a direct way of approaching things. When made into a spirit at the age of nineteen, she retreated into her Wonderland with the intentions of never returning. More than a century later, she's chosen to become the next guardian, but not even her childhood friend Bunnymund can erase what the world has done to her.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 261,904 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 12/1/2012 - [Alice, Jack Frost] Bunnymund, North - Complete
Salt Skin by iulli17 reviews
A series of exerts throughout phases 1, 2, and 3 highlighting the emergent relationship between 2D and Noodle. Friendship/Eventual Pairing
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,306 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011 - 2D, Noodle
Between The Raindrops by Scorpiofreak reviews
Nineteen year old Alice Liddell flees London and escapes the harmful clutches of her malicious stalker and former psychiatrist, Dr. Angus Bumby, with the help of her former foster brother, Aster Bunnymund. Once safe from danger, Alice tries to salvage what remains of her broken life with a new start in the States. /Ice Tea and Sweet Tooth Pairings/ Rating may change. AU modern fic
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - [Alice, Jack Frost] Bunnymund, Tooth
The In-between by Scorpiofreak reviews
Just because Jack and Alice didn't always get along, doesn't mean they had to be the same. There was nothing wrong with having a little company while waiting to be reunited with your beloved sibling. All their destinies were now intertwined after all.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Complete
Without Trust by Sakon76 reviews
The thing about trust is, it's a two-way street. As the Guardians discover.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 108 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth, Bunnymund, North - Complete
I just want you back by StreakTheFoxz reviews
She was once a great mare, the pride of Equestria's rulers. The sole wielder of the element of magic... Now but a shell of her former self after just one tragic night... and the long months that followed. Twilight Sparkle, with the help of her friends, attempts to rebuild her life from the ground up after a full year of trying to fix what cannot be changed.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Twilight Sparkle
The Sands of Solipsism by Raving In The Rain reviews
Tea, an aspiring ballerina, never had a solo until the company put on "The Sands of Solipsism". The role of Sekherta, the murderous Egyptian queen, is all she's ever dreamed of. But when her rival dancer mysteriously dies, Tea's dream becomes a nightmare; for whoever has the lead role is haunted by the sadistic queen's spirit who wants revenge on her ancient husband- Yami.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,224 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Anzu M./Tea G., Yami Yūgi
Empire Ants by The Hazel-Eyed Angel reviews
O joys are us the sun has come again to hold you, sailing out the doldrums of the week. The polyphonic prayer is here, is all around you. It's all around you, out here. And if the whole world is crashing down on you, fall through space out of mind with me
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 231,781 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - 2D, Noodle
Blimey, You're TwentyOne Already! by allee-she-sha reviews
It's Noodle's birthday and she has a special request. What on earth is 2D going to do?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - 2D, Noodle - Complete
Discarded by Kukapetal reviews
Takes place immediately after the "Rhinestone Eyes" storyboard. Noodle and her bandmates are engaged in a fierce battle to protect Plastic Beach. But when the smoke clears, not everyone has made it out. What will happen to the ones left behind?
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,867 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Noodle, Sun Moon Stars
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Family reviews
a few one-shots about the dysfunctional family of Gorillaz
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,357 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Complete
Behind the Madness reviews
When the lights on the globe start going out in London, the Guardians know that something must be very wrong indeed. What they find is something horrible. Something they can't change on their own. So with some unexpected allies, they attempt to help the one human who may just be able to stop the lights from going out. But this girl has some tricks of her own...
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Alice, Bunnymund, North, Tooth
Initiation reviews
The general work place sends kids on stupid errands, boarding schools make the new kids run down the halls naked. So what's the Initiation Ceremony if you become a Guardian?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Complete
Phantoms reviews
My version of what might have happened after the ending of Madness Returns
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Alice - Complete
Shattered reviews
Takes place during Madness Returns. Basically just about how confused Alice must feel while trying to regain her memories.
American McGee's Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Alice
Cyborg's Diary reviews
Murdoc has told Cyborg to keep a diary :P
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Android Noodle, Noodle - Complete
Itachi finds a Deathnote reviews
What would happen if Itachi found a Deathnote? bleh, i suck at summaries :P
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Itachi U., Ryuk - Complete